Me and my mates usually venture to the local ASDA (Think Wal-Mart) to pick up some snack-type stuff. Occasionally I'll treat myself to a Pot Noodle at the local corner shop.

So Tom, are your days of waving your penis at me over stickam over now hat you've got a kid? Will he/she be taking over the Genital-waving branch of NG?

Race: Caucasian
Nationality: British

At 3/12/09 06:32 AM, Fyndir wrote:

At 3/12/09 06:23 AM, Prinzy2 wrote: Shite is from Ireland or America.
Whisky is from Scotland

End.

Amen.

A wise man once said: "Just tell them you're prejudiced against all races."

Try and get interviews with Poozy and Rig, that would be good. Or there's always me, I've been around here for a while now, and can hold a conversation.

In this forum because: It relates directly to videogames.

So I was on XBL about half an hour ago with a few friends. One of them, let's call him A, starts teamkilling for no reason, especially targeting me, killing me every time I tried to get into any vehicle. Annoying, right?

I tell him to stop, repeatedly, but he just keeps doing that. I get the option to kick every time he does it, but I don't, and eventually I get tired of it, and tell him in no uncertain terms, that I will kick him from the game and party should he continue.

He did it again, so I kicked him. Now he's pissed at me and probably won't talk to me for a few days now (he's a whiney little bitch when it comes to games). I don't mind that in itself, but he's my friend's friend, so my friend (not A) will be all bitchey about it in school tomorrow, which is annoying.

I've had to do that a few times to him, and I'm getting sick of the OMG DRAMA!!!!! Any of you guys have strategies for dealing with situations like this that don't involve me being mildly annoyed?

At 3/11/09 03:36 PM, Black-Flame wrote: Can you post a pic of yourself? I wanna judge whether this was lust or a joke.

Okay. But I'm not looking my best ATM.

crappy quick-pic taken with one hand.

My favorite teacher is my History teacher, a guy called Mr.Brandon.

He's my favorite because of...well, his method of teaching just clicks with me, so I learn more. The only problem is that my class is full of the worst kind of scum, who just won't STFU while he's trying to talk. He's a nice guy too, which helps.

At 3/11/09 03:19 PM, Rague wrote: Holy...how ironic I find you here. I didn't know you were still on this site, flash.

Yeah I'm still here, but most of the time I'm on live now, and studying for my exams in May, but I still come here when I can.

Do you have any idea what you've done? Things will never be the same between you two.

Imagine, you come home from work, to your family. Home. Safe. Calm. Peaceful. Or so you thought until your son physically assaults you over a piece of electronics. You've shattered the illusion of "The home is safe and my family love me" for him. That can have a deep psychological impact on people.

I can only hope for the best, but the best isn't going to happen.

My baseball bat is in my cupboard less than 5 steps away, and there's a pretty damn powerful pellet gun in the corner.

There's a story behind that pellet gun actually, I got it for £3.99 out of my local shop, thinking it would be a laugh to shoot my friend with it and annoy him by shooting him at inappropriate times. When I shot him with it for the first time he fell to the deck and his face turned red with pain. I thought he was just being a pussy so I shot myself with it, and I almost cried like a little kid.

Both of us have a fairly high pain tolerance, and the motherfucker only shoots little yellow pellets! I also dented my concrete wall with it, which is pretty damn impressive for a pellet gun.

Because she was on TV once.

Brilliant! We've not had a school shooting since November-ish! And now a double-bill!

Okay, the weirdest thing happened to me today:

I'm walking back to the changing rooms after P.E today, and there's a crowd of girls hanging around outside the girl's changing room. I let my friends pass through them first, thinking "I'll just follow them and let them make room to get through them."

I notice one of the girls (whom, I must admit, I fancy quite a bit) is saying hi to all my friends as they pick their way through the crowd past her, and when I was going past she..kind of exploded. She screamed and held me against the wall, pinning my arms above my head so I couldn't do anything, and started kissing me and feeling me up! Like serious touching, leg up and eveything.

I kinda hit my head against the wall when she pushed me to the wall, so I was a little bit dazed. It took me a few seconds to even register what was happening, and when I did I was possibly the most confused individual on earth. I started thinking "...wtf...what do I do?!"

But then one of her friends pulled her off me, leaving me both relieved, but sad, I was quite enjoying that! I made my way to my changing rooms and got changed fast as possible, to hide the quickly developing boner in my pants.

I know it was probably a joke or some dare, but god damn it was fun while it lasted!

Has anything like this (random almost-rape) ever happened to you? Or am I just extraordinarily lucky? If you've experienced anything like this, stories plz.

Things I think will be posted in this thread: "HURR HURR HAPPNZ 2 MEH AWL DA TIEM LADEEZ <3 MEH", : and "DUN BELEEF U CUZ UR FUGLY N WUD NVR HPPN2U"

I used to have a really loud clock in my room, it scared the shit out of me at night when I was a kid. The constant "Tick...tock...tick...tock" can get pretty rattling in a darkened room.

At 3/7/09 10:03 AM, 14hourlunchbreak wrote: There's also another question that popped into my mind a few days ago. Was he a normal child? Was there one event that changed his life for the worse? Could he have been a good guy?

He was fucked up because his father was an aggressive bastard and his mother was never really on the scene, he was poor pretty much all his early life, was let down by his superior officer in the trenches in the first world war, and when he got back after being almost blinded in a gas attack, he saw his country in complete turmoil.

More than one event.

source: I'm learning about Hitler now in history.

I'd grab what I had that could help me, get my ass to the local park and swim to the medium-sized island in the middle. There I'd set up camp and kill birds for food until I was rescued by the army choppers/trucks.

Huzzah!

At 3/9/09 05:05 PM, DroopyA wrote:

flameflameflamespaspamspamtrolltrolltrol l

'Scuse me, but stfu troll, k? You've been fed enough for one day.

At 3/5/09 10:25 PM, Strategize wrote: What happened to these men? I could hardly see a bullet or debris doing this to a man but then again I don't know much about war.

All the hideous disfigurements you've just seen are the results of surgery to save their lives after shells/bullets have almost killed them. This may have saved their lives but left them horribly mutilated and probably made life unbearable.

I'd imagine a few of them would have killed themselves.

Mission accomplished!

Gimme a hug, newgrounds.

That actually made me feel weird. Like, seriously weird.

At 3/6/09 12:57 PM, SonFulp wrote: Get out of here you stupid idiot.
We dont want people shoving religion up our ass

Because religion forbids the use/possession of internet access, right?

Well, if you do end up leaving here, good luck. Remember the rule:

Don't eat the yellow snow.

Link.

I think this is one of the lesser known songs Johnny Cash has sung (it's a cover of Springsteen, but nonetheless) and I think it deserves a little more recognition in today's world. In the '90s there was a movie based on the song's story, but it's fairly low-key in today's world.

It was only by accident I stumbled upon it actually, but anyway, what do you guys think of the song? I think it deserves more publicity, do you agree?

At 3/5/09 02:56 PM, williamiami wrote: gta muito bom arma mais forte pra corre

Mí solo habla ingles.

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some good ideas here guys, the volcano one was awesome but I'm gonna go go make a SWAT infiltration map like some guy here said.