At 4/12/09 05:12 PM, Rig wrote: *mans the bancannon

Get the fuck off that thing! You can't use that thing! Now stand down and let Rucklo on.

Sony Walkman 4GB thingymabob. Looks like a USB stick with a screen.

At 4/2/09 03:03 AM, bental wrote: Seriosuly, WTF IS THIS???

Somebody call Idiot-Finder, he's got work to do.

Brilliant one this year, communism sucks. Imagine if the rice pattys really were like that.

Pancake
+Curry Sauce
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Awesome
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As long as you carry the one.

Words cannot describe how stupid that is. I am literally at a loss for words. Wow. Just wow.

that's just....wow...

When I think of the internet I think of a series of tubes.

Exactly what you said, but can we never speak of her again here? I come here to get away from the discussions of the chavs at school.

"Jaid gewdeh's ded omg did u heer?"
"Yes, now go away."

A prince is born! Cue the celebrations!

*fanfare*

Grill joke.

Yay! Congrats Tom.

Mind if I memorize your post and yell it at those 12 year-olds who pretend to be real soldiers on COD4?

Valid reasons NG chat sucks:

1: It doesn't exist.

Another one? I am notlooking forward to my summer holidays this year.

On September 4th 2006 Steve Irwin died. That's all for my birthday.

Oh, and that day in 1945 the Japanese surrendered somewhere.

Biologist of some sort?

At 3/23/09 07:16 PM, SardonicSamurai wrote: Football.

*runs*

Be ready to fight the horde...

I can help you with two of those things:

School behavior:

When you start acting up, just remember that every sensible person in the class is thinking that you are a complete dick who thinks this is cool. Do you really want that as your image? Think of that next time.

Being bad at school itself:

Stop acting up in class with the above thought, and searchbar the word "study". Near the top you should see a thread by me asking how NG studies for a big test. If you apply the strategies people put in there (they're helping me, anyway) on a more regular basis than I intend to (ie; when there isn't a big test coming up) then your grades should improve.

Nice to see you're trying buddy.

At 3/23/09 05:49 PM, andhination wrote:

At 3/23/09 05:47 PM, flashplayer5 wrote:
Oh, and smoking pot doesn't make you stupid. Example? Who's in the White House right now?

George Bush was in the white house and he was stupid.

Aww fuck. Exception to the rule maybe?

please? just one?

At 3/23/09 05:11 PM, ripoffhitman wrote: I dislike how far this crap has gone. I don't support weed, and I never will, but people are so damn stubborn on both sides it would be better for the country just to make it legal. Why you assholes need weed, I don't know, but making it legal would have it stop effecting me, and if it did somehow effect me, i'll fight against it.

I'm with you so far, but I wouldn't call it crap. I think it's a perfectly legit idea! I mean when you look at the facts and history of the drug you do find yourself wondering why this didn't happen just after Nixon was kicked out, and yes, legalizing it would indeed stop it affecting you because all the people who think it's "badass" to smoke pot would stop, and go drink instead.

This would get their grades down, and they'd be kicked out of their school. No more assholes for you.

Weed for pain, bullshit. It's just a bunch of stoner douchebags trying to openly smoke pot. I don't support smoking, even alcahol is pretty on the line, but why pot, because you weak willed fucks always want to find something more, something that's better than the rest. If this doesn't lead to anything, and higher drugs arn't used more, and it doesn't effect me, fine. But understand you are allowing a nation to become stupid.

Okay here's where I lost you. I would hardly call old ladies trying to cure the pain from their arthritis with marijuana prescribed by the government "stoner douchebags". In fact, many of the illnesses marijuana helps suppress are associated with old age, whereas stoners are generally young people.

I noticed a tone in that paragraph that seemed to imply that marijuana is more harmful than smoking or drinking, harmful or more "badass" being what "better" meant. Again, wrong. Here's some facts/figures for you to look at, I'll let them speak for themselves:

Deaths from alcohol abuse in 2008 (US): 19,170

Deaths from smoking in 2008: "despite progress over the past 10 years, smoking is still the biggest killer in the country and results in the premature deaths of more than 87,000 people each year in England."

Deaths from marijuana: None.

Oh, and smoking pot doesn't make you stupid. Example? Who's in the White House right now?

Huzzah! A triumph for all involved! 'Grats.

Nice, well done DHT.

Good for you, it's always nice to know we still have people willing to give blood. Something i always wanted to do.

1 Hour later. Well, that's tonight over with, and I really think the "just read over your notes" strategy is working for me, with my writing down what I find relevant. The School Tool seems like it's worth a probe, so I'll look at that tomorrow.

Thanks guys, you're all awesome.

Newgrounds.com: For passing your exams and preventing massacres.

At 3/23/09 04:18 PM, ChazzGoth wrote:

At 3/23/09 04:18 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: I don't understand, are you saying Big Ben is like a, uh, penis or something?

It's a big arsed clock.

Twat..

Actually, did you know it's the bell itself that's called Big Ben, not the tower?

Wow, thanks guys, now I'm off to try some of that stuff out.

Okay so here's my situation:

I have less than five school weeks (and two of those are holidays) until the final exams of my compulsory education, and I need to do well if I want to get back in for more advanced courses (eg "You need an A in Standard History to do Higher History).

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So given my situation, I decided "Right, time to start studying". I shut down my 360, TV, and computer, went to my desk, sat down and said to myself "I'll study for one hour from...NOW!".

But then I thought "Wait...how do I do that again?" and realized I'd completely forgot how to study for tests. so my misplaced faith and I ventured back to newgrounds to ask you guys how you study for tests to give me inspiration.

Well? Inspire me.

and do it quickly, Halo's looking mighty tempting right now.

A police officer used his equipment on someone and something bad and rare happened? Media shitstorm in 3...2...1...

The Sirtom93 incident had nothing to do with Shakespeare in my mind until you said "this is a bittersweet tale". Then then the connotations of the word "bittersweet" made me think of the opening sonnet from Romeo and Juliet, which is weird because it doesn't even have the word in it.

In fair General, where we lay our scene?

Push it to the limit.