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Topic: Westboro Baptist Church Sings Out

Posted: 07/02/09 12:34 PM

Forum: General

At 7/2/09 08:42 AM, HandsomePete wrote: What was with the dude waving the Canadian flag at the end?

well the US flag flown upside-down is a distress signal, so they would appear to have applied the same principle to the Canadian flag. Why, I don't know. Maybe it was filmed in Canada?


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Topic: For those about to rock!

Posted: 07/01/09 02:15 AM

Forum: General

I'm infinitely jealous of you. Go forth, friend, and rock. For freedom.

*tear*

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Topic: Quick question: One hour or none?

Posted: 07/01/09 02:13 AM

Forum: General

General consensus seems to be "Power through". So I shall.

GRWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! COMMENCE WAKE-UP PROCEDURES

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Topic: Creepy Things You Did As A Kid

Posted: 07/01/09 01:57 AM

Forum: General

I used to projectile vomit.


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Topic: Quick question: One hour or none?

Posted: 07/01/09 01:56 AM

Forum: General

Okay newgrounds I'm on the morning of a successful all-nighter (with a reason, not just for fun), and I intend to "get up" around 8AM and start my day. It is now 6:55AM.

My question is:

Is it better to grab one hour of sleep or just power through?


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Topic: So now that Michael Jackson is dead

Posted: 07/01/09 01:39 AM

Forum: General

At 6/30/09 07:55 PM, Be-Easy wrote:
At 6/30/09 07:47 PM, Gagsy wrote: No one, NO ONE will ever replace Michael Jackson.
Jonas Bros? Soulja Boy? come on now... expand your mind!

If by some miracle I ever see you and recognize you, I will slap you for that post.


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Topic: The No Cussing Club

Posted: 06/26/09 07:59 AM

Forum: General

A wave of patriotism and freedom sweeps over me as I loudly proclaim: "Fuck the fucking NCC!"


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Topic: So I've let myself go.

Posted: 06/16/09 07:07 PM

Forum: General

Recently I've stopped giving even the smallest shit about my appearance. It was only yesterday I finally got around to shaving for the first time this month, my acne has broken out, and I'm getting fat.

Now I've realized this and I'm starting to make improvements, such as walking home from school to lose the gut, shaving more regularly, keeping my hair in order etc. But how do I get rid of the acne on my nose?

I can't use spot cream because it seems to have an adverse effect.


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Topic: If Obama was at your door...

Posted: 06/16/09 02:45 PM

Forum: General

"Care for a Stella, Mr.President?"


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Topic: Xbox Live down for 24hr maintenence

Posted: 06/16/09 01:14 PM

Forum: General

I reckon they're installing the cool shit they promised at E3.


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Topic: 16-year-old's Mass Suicide Plotting

Posted: 06/12/09 03:16 PM

Forum: General

Wait, he wants people to stop swearing using mass suicide? Surely the first reaction of the whole world would be "Holy fucking shit!"?


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Topic: School Isn't Hell

Posted: 06/10/09 06:55 AM

Forum: General

Y'know, I would enjoy school if they just gave me all the books I should need for that year, a past exam paper, and any other necessary materials and said "See ya at the exam."

That would cut out all the BS teachers give you.


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Topic: Early Teaching That Messed You Up?

Posted: 06/06/09 07:34 PM

Forum: General

I was raised to believe in God. Not saying anything against religious people but it's quite annoying when you're non-religious to have the little voice in your head going "but that's a sin!" every time you think of having a fap.


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Topic: Open Discussion- The Bbs

Posted: 06/03/09 03:16 PM

Forum: General

At 5/31/09 11:00 AM, Jonas wrote:
So 4 cereal, here's the simple question...

There's only two things I would like to see here on the BBS that are slowly driving me farther and farther away from here, and leaving the community I love so much.

The first of these is that I would like to see no more rules made without a referendum across all boards. Recently there was a new rules announced totally out of the blue banning another everyday occurrence from the forums. If there was a referendum on all rules made on the BBS, the mature regs would probably get more from the site, or at least that's my opinion.

The second is I would like to see all "ALL<object/idea/page> GO HERE OR BAN!" threads disbanded, and no more created. Since this is a forum for everything and anything within limits, then topics shouldn't be grouped together because it prevents the individual subjects from gaining the publicity they deserve IMHO.

That is all. Thoughts, mods?


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Topic: New rule! No more posting "/thread"

Posted: 06/03/09 03:00 PM

Forum: General

ITT: More and more rules making the BBS less and less fun to be on. Oh well, at least I have 4Chan.


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Topic: Need connection help NOW plz!

Posted: 05/27/09 08:24 AM

Forum: General

Uh, cancel that guys. seems to have been a problem with the service itself. Thanks for all the help guys.

lock it mawds.

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Topic: Need connection help NOW plz!

Posted: 05/27/09 08:10 AM

Forum: General

I'd put this in VG forum, but it has nothing to do with games or the various merits/abilities of my chosen console, it's just a connection problem to a gaming service. So no, this does not go in VG, before you say.

Okay so I'm having problems with my 360. I tried to sign into XBL, but it couldn't connect to it. I ran the test and it says I'm connected to the internet, but not Live, for some bizzare reason.

The troubleshooting guide told me to open certain ports, which is my problem. I have absolutely no idea how to do that (In two years of studying computing, I was never shown anything about firewalls. Gee thanks education system.) and Xbox.com makes no sense to me.

Clarified version of events:

1: Turned on Xbox.
2: Failed to sign into XBL.
3: Ran diagnostics.
4: Turned my internet off and on again.
5: Re-ran diagnostics.
6: Hoovered room.
7: Realized I was connected to the internet, but not Xbox Live.
8: Went to xbox.com, who told me to fuck myself.
9: ????????
10: Posted on NG asking anonymous strangers to fix my 360.

Any help you guys can give would be appreciated very, very much.


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Topic: Fictional Character--to Life!

Posted: 05/27/09 03:05 AM

Forum: General

The Fonz.


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Topic: North Korea Is Up To It Again

Posted: 05/27/09 01:40 AM

Forum: General

Why don't we "test fire" a few missiles of our own?


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Topic: If Your Keyboard Was Blank...

Posted: 05/27/09 01:33 AM

Forum: General

It wouldn't be that big a deal, I could still type. I'd still get him back though, and call him a cunt too.


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Topic: I rescued a tortured puppy.

Posted: 05/27/09 01:27 AM

Forum: General

You're absolutely awesome for saving that dog, have an internet. In fact no, have several. Well done good sir.


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Topic: School Burning/Blowing Up

Posted: 05/27/09 01:23 AM

Forum: General

Ensure nobody was hurt, then applaud wildly.


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Topic: Dad rips out 4-yr-old son's Eyeball

Posted: 05/27/09 12:39 AM

Forum: General

Why is it that whenever I have absolutely convinced myself that humanity has gone to shit, and a worse thing cannot possibly be committed, the world offers a new low?

I'm convinced already world, stop giving me evidence.


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Topic: Madeleine Mccann's kidnapper found?

Posted: 05/24/09 03:45 PM

Forum: General

Madeline Mccann? I've not heard that name in years! I wonder how decomposed she'll be by now.


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Topic: America disgusts me

Posted: 05/24/09 03:38 PM

Forum: General

Yes, everybody hates America, everybody knows everybody hates America, and Americans couldn't give less of a shit. Leave it alone.

rawr.

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Topic: A way to kill insults

Posted: 05/23/09 12:03 PM

Forum: General

I just agree with them:

Fuckwad: "U SUK DIX OLOLOLOLOLO"
Me: "Yup."
Fuckwad: "........................?"


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Topic: Most embarassing event on NG?

Posted: 05/22/09 06:20 PM

Forum: General

I am deeply ashamed of my conduct here up to January 2009.


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Topic: Better Drivers: Men or Women?

Posted: 05/22/09 06:16 AM

Forum: General

At 5/21/09 11:59 PM, TheBananaboy wrote: Hmm....

1) Men don't need to be on the cell phone in the car.
2) Men don't put up makeup in the car.
3) You don't see any videos of drunk men on T.V. Only drunk women.

I dunno. You decide!

This, this, a million times this.


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Topic: I've just been given a Death Threat

Posted: 05/22/09 06:10 AM

Forum: General

Take screenshots of the email and call the police. I know it's not serious but it would be fucking hilarious if he got arrested.


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Topic: Why doesn't anyone like Eminem?

Posted: 05/22/09 06:01 AM

Forum: General

I thought people did like him! He's just about the only rapper I can stand.


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