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Response to: Super hero rpg club Posted October 30th, 2006 in Clubs & Crews

At 10/30/06 10:27 PM, ManMadeKing wrote:
At 10/30/06 09:08 PM, flashfrozen wrote:
Voine asks the newly heald man "will you be alright i half to follow that vechile"
"If you can catch up to it... I don't think it will go the speed limit for fucks sake" Juri-sa said. "You can, but you'll have to be really fast to catch up with it. It was a military van, and I doubt now that they captured someone of Duran's abiltiy that they won't have something planned to stop pursures... *cough*"

(think to him self ill never catch it but i should be able to see were its going?) "i will stil try to see were its heading"

Voin jumps on the roof of the nearest bulding and gives chace the van manovers around the citty in a north ward direction but avoining staying on main roads. the van is now too far for Voine to make chase so he returns to make sure the injored man will be alright.

"befor you got hit did you see anone one around who did this ?"

*sirens in the distance*

Response to: Super hero rpg club Posted October 30th, 2006 in Clubs & Crews

At 10/30/06 06:56 PM, ManMadeKing wrote: .
. He looks around the cornor and see's mass mutalation(sp?)

Voine enters form other side of the streat.
. Crumpled officers, chunks of metal around the area, and... who else... Duran, laying on the floor. As Juri-sa starts walking his way, a vehicle screams it's way around the cornor and smacks into Juri-sa, sending him flying into a nearby building.

Voine thinks to him self (holy shit this is chaos )

He let out a rather loud groan and looks down at his chest. Blood is leaking out of it. He looks back at Duran's postion and see's the vechile stop. Several men hop out and grab the life-less body that is Duran. They throw him in the van, hop back in, and start leaving as fast as possible.

(shit i should help)VVoine thinks to himself)
((i am assuming his visions happen in a flash or split second ))

Juri-sa struggles to his feet, and has a "vision"

((This is what his super-power does. He can foretell what is going to happen.))

" Subject, Duran Kio. Race, Dreadnought. I have cleaned the wounds on him and patched him up." A woman speaks into a loudspeak, in a large military room. "Applying Viral Test A." The woman takes a shot filled with a red liquid and inserts the needle into Duran's stomach. Duran moves, but stays asleep. She pushes down on it, insert the liquid into him...

Juri-sa gets back to current time, and fumbles for his personal radio.

"Acrozu..! It's Duran... We need to find him... *cough*" Juri-sa starts coughing, blood drips out his mouth. He continues "The military... A sho- *hack/cough*" blood pours from his mouth. "A shot... Doesn't seem... good... *cough*"

voine runs to the man hit by the vechile and says "are you ok?"
fealing a surge of power Voine places his hands on the man and thinks of helping him and steam arizes from his wonds they begin to mend. ((i notsed i have the weekest super of all so i gave him healing touch and bad touch (not that kind )the energy inhanced kind of power punch/strike))

Voine asks the newly heald man "will you be alright i half to follow that vechile"

Super hero rpg club

Response to: Super hero rpg club Posted October 30th, 2006 in Clubs & Crews

At 10/30/06 10:28 AM, Slapdamonkey wrote:
At 10/30/06 10:07 AM, Systems-Error wrote: Valentine smiled at the sight of Duran losing his temper,he kept his stare locked onto him and spoke again "ooooh threats, I'm scared of snappy here and his sidekicks. You might want to think againa bout who you try standing up to not everyone is what they appear." Valetines words were interrupted by the sound of someone coming up the stairs.
Duran's temper grew, as he snaped the last bone in his leg back into place.

"Just calm down Duran... don't do something stupid..." Duran was trying to assure himself.
Duran stands straight up and says "Ya, don't make me break something... or someone..." he walks to the side of the room and peers out of the window. He's met with several rounds pumped into the room from the ground.

*bang bang ping bang thump*

Voine backs up to a Connor of the room.

A bullet enters his arm and exits, and duran grabs his arm and screams "Mother-fuckers!". Before anyone could even try to stop him, he smashed his way out and through the window.

Voine Mumbles "fuck what now ?"

He lands on top of a police car, crushing anything or anyong in it. He proceeds to smash an offices face in with his kneecap, and swings his arm over the broken officer and snaps a man's neck with a punch. He pick them both up and use them as body sheild.

Voin Pears out the window to see

The carnage has just begun

In the matter of five minutes, police lay shattered on the pavement. Dead, wounded, broken into two different pieces, everything imaginable. The adrenalin (sp?) is pumping through his body, as the one's from the room approach him... or at least watch him from a distance...

"uuuuuUUUURRRAAAHH!!" The air rises up in duran's body into a deafing primal scream... And everything goes black....

Voine thinks (fuck this i am out of here dreased like this at least thinking of his super sute which normaly makes him hard to see but now it seams anything out of the ordanary is going end up dead)

so Voine jumps out the window and then up to the roof ((cause aprentaly were in a room now ?? right ?)) and sees two cops on the roof guns drawn "you got to help me there fucking nuts down there they just toused me up here like a rag doll i think i broke my leg" the cops dont realy but it and comand Voine to lay down (moving with liquid motion Voine quickly takes there guns and ko's them.

(shit i still need to blend in with the croud thats gathering)
Voine jumps from the roof to a near by ally were luckely for him a few mugers are muging a girl voine smiles :) and says to the three " heay shit heads "

two turn and go after him the third is still giting what he can from the girl.'
Voine moves as would be atackers slam face first into the brick bulding be hind him (with a little super push from Voine (good unconsus but still alive i dont want to half to kill today)

"shit head come here so i dont half to walk to kick your ass" the mugger sees what Voin has done and begs for forgivnes. Voine bitch slaps him to a coma and mutters "dumass "
the girl takes her stuf leaves and says thank you.

Voine now grabs one of there hoodyes and jens from a nother lastly shos whitch he slips on ove his super sute. ( now the descuised Voine takes there shoes and toses them on the roof :) grabing one of there bags and tosing some other close in it (from the other mugers ). Finding a pare of glasses with no lens Voine quickly putes them on (now his Disguise is compleat because no one with super powere wears glasses )

now Voine naturaly walks to the sirnes with the
back pack ans sees ..........
.....
....

Response to: Martial Arts Club Posted October 30th, 2006 in Clubs & Crews

At 10/29/06 09:59 PM, Fremen wrote:
At 10/29/06 09:55 PM, flashfrozen wrote:
At 10/29/06 09:11 PM, InumaAsahiDe wrote:
Hand Strengthening:

One word: Stupidity...
o no you dident ! *snaps* its not stupen at all (untal you get to the point were you damage your self) palmes and knife hands can be traned and not inter fear with any moter skills. i know serveral people who work in porfesions were they need to have doog dextarity in there fingers .(DR.'s and others ) they are perficlty fine and have tranded there palmes and knife hands strikes
In my school, we don't worry about that stuff and if any part of your body can be built up its the parts where there are muscles that aren't being taken advantage of. Like the fingers. If you do 10 finger tip pushups a day, then after a while (depending on who you are) you will probably be able to break baords with stirkes like spear pokes and leopard paws.

it dosent matter how strong your finger mucles are for breaking ( helps alought in grabing though ) or stricks if the hands feet whatever is not used to the contact it woulnt be as effective.

the spear pokes can only be done (to break bords the advrage ones ) by breaking the midle finger so it is neral levle with the two suronding it (and the bult up calsum this is bad and not recomended for those who have to use then for work.) other wise it wolnt work and end up breaking your fingers any way.

leopard paws from what i know is the palme so with constant hiting on smothing hard the contact resatance will buld up and allow for maney breakes

peace on earth and good will to me meary christmas one and all !!

Response to: Super hero rpg club Posted October 30th, 2006 in Clubs & Crews

((ko wtf is going on were the fuck is duran when did this guy show up better yet how did he show up . Voine want to know if he could kill him for using the worng end of the sword !!!!!))

Response to: Martial Arts Club Posted October 29th, 2006 in Clubs & Crews

At 10/29/06 09:11 PM, InumaAsahiDe wrote:
Hand Strengthening:

One word: Stupidity...

o no you dident ! *snaps* its not stupen at all (untal you get to the point were you damage your self) palmes and knife hands can be traned and not inter fear with any moter skills. i know serveral people who work in porfesions were they need to have doog dextarity in there fingers .(DR.'s and others ) they are perficlty fine and have tranded there palmes and knife hands strikes

Response to: Super hero rpg club Posted October 29th, 2006 in Clubs & Crews

((sorry for my internet has bes sersualy scruy today so i couldent chick shit))

At 10/29/06 11:38 AM, Slapdamonkey wrote: (('kay guys. I've been on a ban... and some personal issues have popped up. SO I'm not going to be a "happy camper"))

At 10/29/06 06:14 AM, Element-Knight-Alex wrote: "Now for you Duran, lets see how good of a fighter you are but to test you,
SOLAR INCINERATOR!!!!!"
((Duh, I'm no-where near shadow or you... so to fucking bad for you.))

(( i was wondering about that))

At 10/26/06 10:33 PM, flashfrozen wrote: ((Ok))
Duran extends his hand "I'm duran, nice to meet you. Me and the law-enforcement don't get along.. If that's not obvious" He grabs his leg and put pressure on the break " The reason they'd splatter your brains over the pavement is that you came in contact with me, and worse, helped me." Duran snaps a bone back into place, and that was quite painful.

"Now, This is very important. You must stay away from the police, the military, and any other law-enforcers. They won't hesitate about killing you on the spot." Duran is dead serious. He snaps another bone into place.

voine says "i dont often go to the Policeman’s ball but I think your right about matting distance form the law '

*Crack*
"Hey, by the way... does the word "Dreadnought" ring a bell?" Duran questions.

"no but that dosent surprise me nothing much does ring i am a little dense that way' (taps his nuckles on his head)

"Would someone care to explain why you were trying to escape the police?"

:"Well," Duran starts "The country hates me because I killed someone important,"

:"He," Duran points at Acrozu "killed five men today and is associated with me, and this person" He points at the third person "Is hiding me from the police. So, unless your here to help us, I would advise leaving."

' i am Voine and i see no reason to not help you Obviously need it. "and dont forgit you were also able to destroy a chopter along with a bulding today. :)

Response to: A challenge for NGers Posted October 29th, 2006 in General

At 10/29/06 11:22 AM, ClockCanada wrote: Alright, I have a challenge for the people of newgrounds, go an entire day without using the mouse, that's right, only using the keybored, go about your day as usual. Later on, I will post tips on how to do this.

hears one have a labtop with touch pad lol ;)

Response to: : ) superman is a dick i have prof Posted October 29th, 2006 in General

At 10/29/06 02:22 AM, Jonas wrote:
At 10/29/06 02:19 AM, Zevake wrote:
Shut up nub. If your gonna critisize him, at least spell it it right.

1. gramar
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Fagot.

none of that be nice no children

Response to: : ) superman is a dick i have prof Posted October 29th, 2006 in General

lets play nice i just wanded to show people this link i shit my selafing at it so chill out plz

Response to: : ) superman is a dick i have prof Posted October 29th, 2006 in General

At 10/29/06 02:12 AM, The-Eagle wrote:
At 10/29/06 02:11 AM, flashfrozen wrote: look at this

maney more to come
1. gramar

stuf i dont need to lision to you lol

3. if there's more to come, why not just simply post links?

ko dood idea Super dick

: ) superman is a dick i have prof Posted October 29th, 2006 in General

look at this

maney more to come

: ) superman is a dick i have prof

Response to: Martial Arts Club Posted October 28th, 2006 in Clubs & Crews

At 10/28/06 08:16 PM, Satanic-Samurai wrote:

::
:problem when I was worshipping the ground he walked on and paid him 11 grand at a time.

holy shit batman that a tone of money

I just dont care anymore, when I heard this from my instructor I was upset for 5 seconds and then it blew over. Im offically done with Hapkido. Fuck it. I quit.

some people are just like that (i am new here and this problet wolnt help muck but you seam smart i am surt you could handle whaterver )

Maybe Ill go back to dance, or Kali and RBSD is always an option. Got any suggestions?

Aikjitst or chin na there simular to what i think you have been studying

anways good luck finding a new school

Response to: In Defense of Wikipedia Posted October 28th, 2006 in General

the only problem i see with Wikipedia is it uses the most commen histories form other web sites when there only half true some times

Response to: Martial Arts Club Posted October 27th, 2006 in Clubs & Crews

At 10/27/06 09:06 PM, Monocrom wrote:
At 10/27/06 07:55 PM, Satanic-Samurai wrote: I heard a story one time while eating dinner with GM Ji Han Jae that there was a famous Hwarang warrior that would go outside everyday and punch a tree. Eventually he had worked the tree so hard that the bark fell off and the tree died. After a while he had broken all of his knuckles and built up a calcium deposite big enough to make one giant knuckle on his hand.
I've heard stories like that too. (They tend to piss me off). You have otherwise intelligent people who intentionally go out, and bust up their hands. For what? To try to turn them into flesh-covered sledge-hammers?

i have sean one it looked more like a ball pin hammer

Some of them actually succeed. Then what are they left with? A pair of damaged, nearly useless hands for performing any fine motor skills. When you think about it, hands are amazing gifts from God that can do some truly beautiful, complex functions. Why intentionally damage them to the point they become useful as mini battering rams? Hell, they should just carry a large rock in their jacket pocket if they want portable sledge-hammers.

thats y its best not to train nuckles but its not as bad as you make it out to be
most of the time palme and knife hand are plenty to train
but those arnt the worst traning for breaking with a spear hand strike is the worst i have ever hurd (tou need to break your middle finger 3 times ) :(

Response to: Martial Arts Club Posted October 27th, 2006 in Clubs & Crews

At 10/27/06 07:55 PM, Satanic-Samurai wrote: Thunder-

I heard a story one time while eating dinner with GM Ji Han Jae that there was a famous Hwarang warrior that would go outside everyday and punch a tree. Eventually he had worked the tree so hard that the bark fell off and the tree died. After a while he had broken all of his knuckles and built up a calcium deposite big enough to make one giant knuckle on his hand.

-Satanic
This story seamed familiar to me like that of Mas Oyama the founder of Kyokushin Karate
I found a link to the story of his life its pretty kool . I mean come on he fought 52 bulls, three of which were killed instantly, and 49 had their horns taken off with knife hand blows. : )
kool :)

Flash-

I can be a bit of a sarcastic smartass if any of you havent noticed by now. No need to state the obvious. :p

but then what should i state ? ;)

Response to: NG Floydian Society. Posted October 27th, 2006 in Clubs & Crews

At 10/27/06 05:07 PM, thatguynamedb0b0 wrote:
At 10/25/06 10:29 PM, flashfrozen wrote: So am I in ?
Yes, but find a Pink Floyd related name. The only one that I can think of that wasn't taken is George Hardie (Made the Dark Side of the Moon album art)

sounds good

hears a nice pick i found

NG Floydian Society.

Response to: Super hero rpg club Posted October 26th, 2006 in Clubs & Crews

((Ok))

Voine “shit I like my brains were there at.”
Garbing the man like a back pack Voine quickly jumps from roof to roof putting as much distance between him and the popos as possible. After about 45 minuets of constantly moving, Voine from caring this guy and leaping to his utmost from building to building Voine has had about enough setting this guy down and examine his injuries Voine says. “Dam you are looking really bad man is there some place I can take you?” “My name is Voine, and WTF? Just happened there? I don’t get along with popos much but they don’t shot to kill me.” (Thinking to him self that this guy could be very interesting)

((popos is cops ))

Response to: Super hero rpg club Posted October 26th, 2006 in Clubs & Crews

((Thank you it sounds fun))

Voine is walking along a small street when he hears a loud crash
Voine looks up at the wrecked of a helicopter that had just crashed into an apartment building

(Dam that looks kool, I….. should probably see if I could help)

Voine runs to a near by building only a few stories high and summing all his agility jumps upon the roof 2and one half stories to get a better look at what was going on

(Noticing the police Voine steps back from the edge and thinks to him self I don’t want to be shot at its best to avoid them….. but I need to help the people in the chopper.)

(Looking for survivors Voine notices what to him seams to be a man (but really big) Voine jumps to the wrecked chopper and caries the hulking figure to the roof he was prevails on )

Are you all right Voine says to the man (he goons slightly) that was a hell of a thing for you to survive I hear sirens that’s probably an ambulance lets get you down there.

(( this is fun :) ))

Response to: Super hero rpg club Posted October 26th, 2006 in Clubs & Crews

At 10/26/06 09:30 PM, nestman12 wrote: if you are exepted flashfrozen, you are welcome to join my storyline at MT. rushmore.

not at all

Response to: Super hero rpg club Posted October 26th, 2006 in Clubs & Crews

Name voine
Age: looks 16 (his real age 19 his parents weren’t married at the time of his birth a to not make him a basted they falsified his birth certificate)
Gender Male
Race: human
Alignment a good guy but a major ass some times to near evil point when dealing with those he does not like.

Powers he is fast about 65-to-90 mph (for well over an hour) strong like lift a car (not a suv but more like a beatle)
Jumps good too (not tall buildings in a single bound but 3-4 stories)

Strengths well versed in martial arts and oblivious.

] Weaknesses his single greatest Strength is also his biggest weakness his body and mind don’t often pick up on small details (like a car in his head or a funny joke) this is not to say he is not smart just odd he is often the first to notice most things that even the best super heroes would often miss.

Appearance some what muscular pointy teeth and a large katana tattoo on his back

Hair black curly hair almost to the point of an Afro

Eyes don’t know they change with his moods

Height: 5 6

Weight 185

Clothes a one peace black high defense padded flight suit (it seams to almost distort time and space its self to the brink of being able to see him (don’t ask it was a gift from his mommy)

Personality kind to small children and puppies but easy to anger and will never leave a fight unless its to protect a friend.

History after making sure he would not be conceded a basted his parents left leaving him only a suit (it’s described above) and a katana (it seams it cant be broken and is never in need of sharpening ever) he receive these as he left the orphanage at age 15 (relay 18) one day at the orphanage voine noticed he could kick above his head the next day he could do a split the day after that he could jump to the second story and pick up the care takers beetle (this lead to his early removal) though his powers seam to have gone stagnant who knows how much better he will become?

((so how about it i am brand new to this so would you please help me ))

Response to: If Stamper Ran A School Posted October 26th, 2006 in General

Ok sing me up I will take
Assasination
* Buttsecks
* Card Counting
* Conspiracy
* Kicking Ass
* "Kicking It"
* Martial Arts I want a PHD in this
Being Awesome
* Brest Inspecting double PHD
* Evil Science
* Fighting Undead
* Humping Drywall ( I already got a PHD in this though)
* Penis Enlargment
* Pornography Direction
* Theoretical Physics
* Using The Searchbar
* Witchcraft And Wizardry
* Racial Digression
* Street Fighter Tricks
* Snuggling.

„h Fighting Nazis
* Devouring Souls
* Stealing Candy
* Acting Like An Ass (I have yet another PHD in this )
* Erotic Art
* Earth Conquering
* Telepathy
* Vulcan Mind Meld
* Wine Tasting
* Culinary Poisons
* Insurance Fraud
* Espionage
* Crime Fighting
„h Now about the tuition let me see

Aaaaa yes I have it right here a half eaten banana two metal splinters a bouncy ball and a bic pen
That about covers it right ?

Response to: let's talk like it's 1998 Posted October 26th, 2006 in General

At 10/26/06 07:40 PM, NapaLm-MeLLon wrote: OMIGOD!!! I flound a picture of the Sega Dural!!!

sweet thats going rock so much

Response to: let's talk like it's 1998 Posted October 26th, 2006 in General

At 10/26/06 07:36 PM, Pimplediddy wrote: Alright, I just got an iMac! Can't wait to play Pico 2 on it!

There's no step 3!

that would be sweet but i hear there going to have a pennium 2 soon then my cumpeter will rock !!

Response to: let's talk like it's 1998 Posted October 26th, 2006 in General

At 10/26/06 07:34 PM, NapaLm-MeLLon wrote:
At 10/26/06 07:31 PM, oddworth wrote: So who's going to buy the new metal gear game when it comes out?
I Dunno BTW I heard they started working on Final Fantasy VIII

kool do you know about the new star craft i think it will be asowm!!!!11111!!!!

Response to: let's talk like it's 1998 Posted October 26th, 2006 in General

i dont know i heard sega would have a new conslul soon

whaT HAVE ALL YUNS heard

Response to: Have your fortune read to you! Posted October 26th, 2006 in General

this looks fun so lets go

Response to: Treasure Hunt! Posted October 26th, 2006 in NG News

hears one for you http://www.newground..m/portal/view/278392

Response to: Martial Arts Club Posted October 26th, 2006 in Clubs & Crews

At 10/26/06 12:54 AM, Satanic-Samurai wrote:
At 10/26/06 12:28 AM, ThunderboltLegion wrote: so I was just sitting here browsing the forums when I realized what i was almost unconciously doing. I have a small piece of bamboo (12 inches or so long) and I was hitting my shins with it. Not very hard mind you, not hard enough to hurt that much at least.

So I thought about it and remembered that I saw someone break a wooden broom stick with their shin on TV once a few years ago. On the program they went on to explain that this person was able to do this because for many years he has be "de-sensitizing" his shins so he wouldn't feel such impacts that would send the average person to the floor cradling their hurt leg.
Right about here....I began to think that you tried to break the bamboo over your leg. LOL

So I was just wondering, does anyone else do this?
If so, have you noticed any benefit?

its not a great idea for people to Train your body for hard strikes (like spear hand or knuckles) until you’re at least 23 when the bones are Stoped growing

I have, when I get hit in the shin I usually don't give it a second thought as I feel almost no pain (though of course it does depend on the intensity of the impact).

have someone else do it if you relly want pain (they often dont hold back as much as you would

I dont de-sensitize my shins anymore. After a while I started to notice that I enjoyed beating myself and it scared me. :P

OK ? if it scares you Stoped

I have a giant creek stone on the corner of my desk that I do repetitive hand strikes on to de-sensitize and strengthen my hands. I find it has a lot of benefit, especially in any of my ridgehand or sudo (blade edge) strikes. I do not practice any knuckle punches on this rock because of the calcium build up it can cause around my joints. I dont want arthritis or ugly hands.

also finger tips would be bad.

Response to: NG Floydian Society. Posted October 25th, 2006 in Clubs & Crews

I love Pink Floyd I have

Ummagumma
The Division Bell
Wish You Were Here
Animals
Dark Side of the Moon ( on vinale )
The Wall ( on vinale )

So am I in ?