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For long rage I want an AK-47 cause their bad ass
Next give me a Tommy gun cause that’s even more bad assed

For handguns I want something to strike fear even in the hearts (or lack of) of zombies
A 50.cal (they do exist I seen one in a gun magazine

Second would have to be the simple but effective RBR (relay big rock)

Close combat I must get a green lightsaber nuf said
A katana would be nice too a modern cutter though I could not bare to lose/damage a old one

And for transport the silver surfer’s serf board

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At 11/16/06 12:13 PM, SardonicSamurai wrote:

Any thoughts, opinions, comments, or knowledge of the subject is appreciated.

your a winey little bitch ill PS3 your mom

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At 11/16/06 01:40 AM, SBB wrote:

flashfrozen
Lucky bastard. After you got a job in Apple, life will go upwards for you. You`ll eventually happen to be the director of the company when Steve dies. Soooo... You`re the only lucky AND sane one this time.

I become sane holy shit would you tell that to the people with
The pills and electricity to stop because I am already sane, so threes
No need to continue with the making me sane.

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o great seear of the ng bbs tell me what the future holds for this
Martial artist pharmacist in training

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At 11/15/06 10:12 PM, Darkside7000 wrote: No... but I get this alot.

i lol's at this alought

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At 11/15/06 07:49 PM, Slapdamonkey wrote: "Amy is one of my old-friends, which I care alot for. And this dick," He points at Shadow, "won't shut up about it. Whenever he decides to make his 'portal' thing, well go."

Shadow smirks.

"So hurry up, Batman. Why use the Batmobile when you have a BatJet?" A chorus of moans rang out. "God, have a sense of humor....!"

((sorry about picks i got one more just got to make one of voine ))

“Holy not reading the script Batman, I got no fucking clue what king of inside joke that was”

“Duran if you need help I’ll help you with your girl problem at the very least I got enough grenades to blow up a boat.”
Voine gestures to the bag of explosives and clothing (it’s a large bag like a WWII navy but green)

“so I am assuming that everyone is back to normal, …well not trying to kill each other at least ?”

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(( the picture went along with the thought proceses of
my chater in the post ))
((yes it is nice to be back thanks fore the warm welcom ))

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Voine arrives at the base right after Arcozu wakes up
“So you though you could just up and leave completely ignore me?”

“Yuns are back to normal RIGHT?

:: “Not even a hi hello how did you escape Voine kool ride Voine fucking in-grates”

“I drive all the way here and this is all the welcome I get?”

“Well what’s going on doe anyone here know who those people were?

Or have you all been siting on your collective buts playing patty cake?

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Meanwhile Voine searches the corps of the women in charge of the lab
She had a set of car keys on her they appear to be new (he takes them) thinking nothing to be gained by staying
Voine leaves the building and jumps on the roof to survey the land.
In the back of the building he finds a parking lot and a brand new
Mercedes Benz in jet black (“I hope the key fits he chants in his head running all the way to the car “)
“YES” Voine shouts as the car starts and a (full tank of gas nice) Voine tosses the grenade laden pack in the passenger seat and heads to Mt Rushmore were Duran had said he was going before all this shit had happened. With him just leaving the base Voine hears the light sound of approaching helicopters from the opposite of the base, quickly he speeds up and blasts the radio. (Its classical rock day Bob Dylan Janis Joplin and the Kinks all day long, just as Celluloid Heroes starts to play Voine laments on the deaths that haven taken place and vows to stop as many as possible.
((Celluloid Heroes is a song about how so many people struggle and fail how everyone walks a thin line between success and failure every day.))

((I am back :) ))

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At 11/10/06 11:30 AM, Monocrom wrote: To: flashfrozen-

The biggest problem with liner-lock knives is that the lock has to be fitted perfectly, otherwise it's more likely to fail than other types of locks. No offense, but I've seen that Brand before, and I wouldn't trust my fingers to it.

Well I don’t have any problems with mine, I like it the point is good so I can open most seal on things the serrated edge at the bottom will let me cut through a seat belt (just in case I am in a wreck) and the inter lock I think makes it nice… I only need one hand to open or close it pulse the greatest of all its CHEEP so I don’t have to worry if it needs to be thrown out…..

Also, it doesn't matter what you have written on them, cops are definitely aware of belt buckle knives & weapons. Even with the word "Novelty" written on it, it's still going to be illegal if there's a law on the books. (It's weird, belt buckle knives were originally made for hunters and Outdoorsmen. Just a way to carry a back-up knife if their primary one was lost or broken in the woods).

Sorry my bad I met the brass knuckles have novelty belt buckles

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At 11/9/06 04:40 PM, Monocrom wrote:

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As for your idea, the only problem with it is that you won't be walking around with it attached to your hand. How are you going to carry & conceal it for the vast majority of the time that you're out & about? Not a bad idea for a weapon, but not very pragmatic for self-defense.

the make them into belt buckles that slip out

the make them into belt buckles that slip out

with ease and, have novelty written on them so there not illegal.

i like the one in the picture below it is cheep and i live by a lake :)

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bump

NO BUT SEROUSLY HELP

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O
who talks in yellow

and wears red Dead pool

thats who.

does anone know were to fing comics with him on
line for free ??

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At 11/5/06 02:27 AM, Slapdamonkey wrote:

" see Acrozu killing the woman. He approaches them.

"Is it me, or did someone smash a lead pipe into my head? I don't remember anthing from the past ten minutes..." He says, getting stares, and quite an angry one from Voine...

“OK both of you what the fuck??!!” Voine points to Duran and Acrozu.

“ You….you what the hell I had questions for her. Like what the fuck there were doing with my sword or those weirdo gloves now she fucking dead.”

((The clock and boots in Voine’s bag are also like the gloves and super suet they protect (not from bluets ruble a knife stab but ruble and slashes)(putting on the gloves makes Voine slightly stronger and faster not YET as much as Duran but only 12% below) him and are the start to a back story with him. Along with his sword)) (Voine is getting upset his eyes take a red hew)

“I had plans for her she could have been a good hostage she was the leader after all. I mean my god man now we ant got shit but our selves”

Voine now turns to Duran “I guess Juri-sa couldn’t take you so its up to me to put you down until I figure out what is going on”

(Voine cracks his neck as he steps forward and draws his sword in a lower right handed guard. And KIAI (KIAI is a sprit yell)) and …glows a bright red throw out his entire body like a fountain of light the entire room is filled with this light.

((Blueblaze3 nice to meat you ;) … o and I hope it doesn’t seem like I am god moaning but shit I haven’t done any thing note worthy yet.))

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At 11/4/06 11:30 PM, Slapdamonkey wrote: Duran tries to fire the weapon again, but it won't fire. He runs full force into the door, knocking one of the hinges loose.

.

"It's the MI90 Viral. That's the reason we made it. It was put into several people here."

Juri-sa screams through the wall "Run! I'll take care of Duran!"

"Juri-sa! What are you doing!?" Voine yells
"Don't help me, just leave! Quickly!!"

((To be contiuned... Do not go into the room. I have two more chapters lined up for this...))

“Well enjoy Voine yells at Juri-sa I am out of here Voine runs back down to were he had come from.

With the women in hand Voine looks in the other room some were filled with lab equipment others had tables and restraints.

Voine finds what appears to be a research lab the doors and walls are even more in forced than that of the weapons room.

As Voine breaks through the biohazard contaminate barriers.

The women starts to scream “no that will kill me I want my mind bla bla Voine doesn’t really here her an ominous cylinder is on a table in the center of the room Voine grabs it and pretends to fumble with it.

“She screams nooooo my mine”

“Is this the shit you put in Duran”
“Yes yes just don’t open it for the love of god don’t open it “

Were the stuff to counter act it Voine asks her as he plats with the glass cylinder.

((Now we have 10 pages)) ((Decide what she says I don’t know if you want smoothing to quickly resolve crazy Duran or not)).

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At 11/4/06 09:51 PM, Slapdamonkey wrote: Duran is in the room, with the door locked.

"Did I miss something? Why are we slamming Duran into a room with heavy weapo-" Suddenly, the door gets severly dented outwards, the sound of the weapon Juri-sa found ealier rings out. "Could I get an answer?"

“Nothing much Duran just went fucking nuts and tried to kill me and now he seams to be breaking throw the fucking door.”

“Did I forget any thing Acrozu 8*silance* ….. O yea I found Grenades but let get the fuck out of here before
Voine comes throw and smashes our bones to make his bread”

Pointing at the women (she is coming to consines) “maybe she can tell us what is wrong with Duran.

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At 11/4/06 04:37 PM, Slapdamonkey wrote:
"Run! Now! " Duran stands up straight.

He's not himself. He's being controlled by whatever the Viral thing is.

)(voine don't knot this yet))

((I suggest running the fuck away... that's just me though.))

Voine quickly slams Duran out of the lab.
And nocks him almost to the other wall
In one fluid motion Voine draws his Sword and tosses a grenade out side the lab door (pin puled) close to the door
Garbing Acrozu and the women Voine jumps in the lab.

Voine stabs the Sword into the wall panel that opened the door it shuts
((This is a weapon testing room even Duran should have some trouble with getting out 8-12 mints?))
Truing to Acrozu Voine says

“That should hold him lets see if she can help us figure just what the fuck is going on here” Voine lays the woman on the table were his Sword was and wakes her up with his healing power.

“OK you best to start talking”

((I am not good at finding solutions or even if youns want a easy one but if you do just add smoothing here, o and sorry Acrozu but I figure your find a solution))

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Voine smiles with a half hearted wave at Acrozu and says “hi”.
Looking around Voine notices a door that says WEPONS TESTING DANGER AUTHORIZED PERSONAL ONLY.

A HUGE SMILE APEARS on Voine’s face an he drops every thing and runs to the door

“Dam its locked” (and by one of those freaky eye things) Voine says in a defeated tone.

Suddenly in a brief moment of insight Voine rushes to the unconsis women on the ground

Garbing her by the head and opening her eye next to the sensor the door opens.
No one here Voine thinks (o JOY)

Looking around their weapons of all makes and molds some that don’t even exist yet.
On a table to his left there his sword he takes it up and puts it in his belt

A large backpack next to the sword is ¼ filled with clothing Voine grabs and throws it on his right shoulder

The things that catch Voine’s eye first is Grenades a crate of them in his excitement Voine shouts out a little too loud “GRENADS!!”

As he begins to stuff his bag with them Duran rushes in to see what the fuck is going own.

“Look look I found gre..nadesss a devious smile comes over Voine’s lips as grenades is uttered.

Looking for more things Voine only sees one thing he likes it’s a pare of gloves that seam to look like his suit (its still covered up by the now shitty clothes of the thugs he bet up in the ally god knows how long ago.

Voine puts them own and likes them so much his eye color uncontrollably changes to a bright blue

Voine now picks up the women and looks around as he steps out the lab

Singing in his head and some times not the I got grenades song (like doom song, but I got grenades).

Both Duran and Acrozu look at him

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At 11/4/06 10:57 AM, Slapdamonkey wrote:

At 11/4/06 12:13 AM, evilrocker24 wrote: “Hey Juri-sa” Voine yells “do you need saving again?”

Juri-sa see Voine again. "No, not really. But the other peo-... Why are you carrying that woman?"

With a Large smile :) on his face Voine sais that ………

“well I am not quite sure…… but, I think she is important here. Cause when I slaped her ass,……

I only woke up a few minuts ago
*quickly tells Juri-sa exalty what happened excupe hei not havindg power they can detect*

so at least I got my milk shake. I figure this chick will know whas the fuck is going on, and were we are.

At the least I woln’t get shot at as much with her on my sholder.”

Another smile comes over Voine “so what the fuck you doing standing around with your dick in your hands lets get the fuck out of here,and see if we can find anone else in this place.”

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Three men and the "Receptionist” he had met earlier came in looking nervous and with guns she tells the men something Voine doesn’t here because he is still coming out of what ever “so you just couldn’t get enough of me “ Voine smirks as electric pain shouts throw him.

The guards mumble something like the saw the devil now Voine is hearing sounds like that of a massive cannon going off all of a sudden.

The door that the women and guards came in is blown off killing 2 of the men by cutting them in half.
Ok lets test this thing the remaining guard says the women replies “he a fucking reject you could kick his ass there now power in him were just holding him for a mind wipe he was in the wrong place at the wrong time.”

“I can kick you ass with one hand tide behind my back jack ass let me loose I prove it “

“Ok smart ass go kill those breakers supers down the hall” guard pops Voine restraints.

“Finally KLUDD… the guards head is now mush…

Voine cracked his neck the women shocked less at the fact that Voine had just turned a mans head into soup but at the fact she couldn’t find Voine power with her tests…”wha.. What are you?”

“I am the juggernaut” Voine yells… then slaps her into unconsensus ((sp?)).
(Thinking that she can explain what the fuck is going on)
Voine lifting her on his shoulders steps out to see Juri-sa at the end of a hall

“Hey Juri-sa” Voine yells “do you need saving again?”

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“You know what Juri-san fuck this I am out of here; I had a really long fucking, I am tired, I going find a Mc Donals, by me a milk shake, then go to a motherfucking motel and sleep, find a job and live a normal life this shit is too crazy for me”.

(Voine runs off not notching anything until) *smack* a van like the one that took Darun away hits him from the side. Voine hits a wall KLUAD* and is pissed the 5 men with the S.W.A.T. look jump out and tell him to surrender and come with them> “who the fuck are you ordering me” the men in back giggle (something to the effect that there be a laughing stock with such a small catch) SWAT man: “I am the fucking Easter bunny not get in the fucking van” at the moment he is finished Voine screams at the top of his lungs OK!!!!!!!!!! So loud that the SSWAT ((superSWAT)) fall down. Voine jumps in the back and tells them to take him to a Mc Donals. “Mc Donals now I want a milkshake” after having his milk shake the men take Voine to an wear house on the south side of the town. As he enters a women greets them thinking she to be a receptions Voine slaps her ass;) ………. Waking up in on some sort of table in the middle of a non discript room Voine thinks to him self (o fuck).
((Sorry for not posting I find it easier to react to others post then to go off on my one this is still new to me))

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At 8/18/06 01:09 PM, Fim wrote: The following is an extract from the St. Mary's Church newsletter. This is 100% real.

If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in.
The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:

-Frequently wears black clothing.

Shit it just looks kool thats 1 for me

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

thats #2 darn kool pink floyg covers

-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.

1 i dont do asowm i could be saved

-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.

#3 but i only wear silver to kill vampirea and wearwolves

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.

shit i got 2 tattoos #4

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)

good i think heas crap i could still be ok

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.

so i cant talk with the disturbes vitanam vets at the hopstial??

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,

long read
prayer,
prayer is good it tells god who you want dead
church or sports.
they take up time i rather take martial arts

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.

does this include stoping him??

-Takes drugs.

nope

-Drinks alcohol.

heay no fair they give you that in church

-Is suicidal and/or depressed.

nope i love me

-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)

no

-Complains of boredom.

who dosent complain about everything?

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.

dam i do both at the same time i am a goth??

-Is excessively awake during the night.

dam you bad study habets doing home work is making me a goth

-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)

its really bright and should not be looked at (the sun that is also sun light can cause cansure)

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

shit i dont like my parents over me all the time.

-Spends large amounts of time alone.

not really

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)

yea because ynderstanding your selves and the world through your experances(how most cultures beleave the human sole is devoleped)is wrong.

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.

yea because i love my mom and dad to hang out with me

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.

tearbal use them to make you look better not throw them away.

-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.

????

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.

LOL WTF OMFG!!!!!1!!!! nub

-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very

WTF :P

dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)

no fucking DA 3 words blood borne pathingens.

-Watches cable television

o fuck i am going to hell
or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)

-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature.

shit!

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.

dam homework!

-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.

Fucking good beats

-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates

*smiles*

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,just goffy

(Scientology this one is horbal), Paganism, Wicca dont know
Philosophy, , Hinduism and Buddhism. theas 3 asowm

-Wears pins, stickers o shit now i am fucked
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.

o Jesus help me budda save me tom cruse use your majic powers to help me

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At 11/3/06 08:23 AM, TomAzza wrote: ok, i get it i've been trying harai-goshi for a while which is a kind of hip throw...or leg...really it's not easy to categorize...anyway it's quite effective...

I think thats what at my school is a spring hip throw (as the atacher is stepinh foward you grab there shirt whatever at the upper cheast balance points, whal doing this step to one side and lifting your leg clostest to them to there thigh height, using the thigh as the pivot point along with there momentum throw them.) if thats it then it a bitch unless your witnin 10% of there body weight or bigger. a fun throw nun the less :)

I'm better at Karate though. Judo knowledge is uselful when it gets to counter moves, but nothing beats a clean mawashigeri in the jaw...

dam thast Impressive, I would just kick them in the ankle, then the head ……repeatedly because I can still do that when I am eighty (hopefully)

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At 11/2/06 03:09 PM, blueblaze3 wrote: I would just like to say thank you to all of you. We have hit the 10 pages mark. Now lets try and go for 20! Once again Thank you all!!!

(( wtf?)) ((1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1= 9 right ??))

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At 11/2/06 02:59 PM, TomAzza wrote: thanks! does anyone do judo here?

I do Jujutsu that simular

i'd like to discuss techniques, i'm not very tall so i have problems with tall people, i usually go iponsoenaghi on them...but it doesnt always work...

most of the time thats an advantage because insted of throwing them you would break them because the point on the body the you use to throw in Ogoshi(sp?) major hip throw. when i do it on say a 6'2'', or higher the balance point is at there knees so they eather jump and throw them selves or *snape,cracle,pop* rice crispies time :)

but othere like a spring hip throw need at least to beable to get your hips to there thigh height. but most judo jujutsu throws take years to get.
Unless you’re within 10% body or above of your opponent you’re almost cerate to fail unless you have been doing that throw for at least 4 years. (assuming practice)

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At 10/31/06 09:57 PM, AnimaGT619 wrote: Do very much agree that
the original Pink Floyd recodings and performances
are still the best compared to the covers done
by newer bands that try very hard to mess up what
made the song great.EXAMPLE: KorN tryed to
turn Another Brick In the Wall pt.2 into a heavy metal song
just like Velvet Revolver did to Money.

no they dident shut up shut up shut up

i cant here you "i have become comfterbely numb"

cant here you "comfterbley numb" la la la
icant here you
no ther dident shut up

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-about the STICK it there it could happen but alomose never does i think i saw it 3 times in the last 5 years.

but like my teacher said "if you dont want to use your minds then fuck it you wolnt need them."

......
and fore the next month he did the work outs.

(god dam do you love to use you mine after that shit)

kata, kihon, and stances every class

but i cant act like it was horoble i use that to teach the kids class

"o weve have ben here going over the same 5 stances for the last 3 weeks (90minut class 2X week) and you still cant say the name let alone know what i am saying ?"if you dont want to use your minds then fine (eddited for kids) it you wolnt need them."

then its stances for the rest of class .

i like it they rember better and there stances are better
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about the enviromental wepons :) just rember dont fuck with old men with cains or a man with an umberal in the sun shine

harder than person = hurt , durable = good , cheap = better ,and destroible = no prints.
:)

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At 10/31/06 02:49 PM, Monocrom wrote:

At 10/31/06 01:29 PM, ThunderboltLegion wrote:

At 10/31/06 12:36 PM, Monocrom wrote:

my exploration of the use of improvised weapons..... And to be honest, I haven't shared everything I've learned. Still looking over the potential S.D. value of certain items.

like ? beating some one to death with a gallon of milk ?

Others are so obscure, that I've decided to keep them that way
like a flute or a * MACGYVER* (divice constructed of duct tape poket lint and random things found in the garbage that once combined can kill the bad guys and make a samuach)

. (Can't expect me to reveal everything).

:(

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your supost to lissin to the wall in order or it dont make shit fore sense. here is

what you should posted this is the kind of edicuation they dont kneed dumb ass

The Happiest Days of our Lives (Waters) 1:20

When we grew up and went to school
There were certain teachers who would
Hurt the children in any way they could
"OOF!" [someone being hit]
By pouring their derision
Upon anything we did
And exposing every weakness
However carefully hidden by the kids
But in the town, it was well known
When they got home at night, their fat and
Psychopathic wives would thrash them
Within inches of their lives.

We don't need no education
We dont need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.

We don't need no education
We dont need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.

"Wrong, Do it again!"
"If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you
have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
"You! Yes, you behind the bikesheds, stand still laddy!"

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At 10/30/06 10:55 PM, ManMadeKing wrote:

::

Juri-sa snaps back into his body. "Okay, no it's fucking important...."

Juri-sa explains what he just saw, and what he saw before.

"just fucking great i cant over take that van and unles you can gorw wings you cant eather. lets jet out of here i sense cops there closing in on us and i dont wana explany why there buddyes are looking like a mangled pinyata(SP?)"

Voine helps the man up.
"i am Voin what your name?"

Voine looks at the Chos befor him and his mind is filled with the peace that theres always going be a need for a freak like him......

strength flows back into Voine's body his minor cuts and bruses seam to disipear and
his eyes turn back to a nutreal green.