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How do you tell that the world around you is real? not just a dream?
How can you tell that all your life is not just gods dream or a book ?
How do you know that anone else is real that they have thoughts or exastance ?
How can one tell weather or not that the people in the TV have more of a life than me more thought and meaning?
Is there any meaning to this life ?
Is there a god?
Is this world the only with life in this uiniverse?
Can anyone really anser thes questions or understand them?

i am not adversting for them they were just able to
find things i could not

ChaCha.com you search with a reall person helping you they can find almost any thing, and it frees you up for it erlly helps when you got smothing else to do, when theres more important things to do.

At 12/18/06 04:30 PM, Tonkpils666 wrote:

At 12/18/06 03:42 PM, flashfrozen wrote: Would some one please make me a DeadPool sig

here you go

thank you so much thats asowm :)

hi i like this story just finshed reading it i give it a 32 out of 37 :) its really good
B-Join, but don’t tell them about Chris.

At 12/18/06 03:37 PM, Hooplah wrote: So today in Biology we disected a pig. The pig was roughly 18 months old. Quite interesting actually. Most people were like "ew oh my god, that disgusting", while i was having an orgasm after cutting it open.

Anyway, i was about to pin one of the sides of the pig down after cutting it, when suddenly it flapped back up, when some weird preservative juice (that they use to keep the pig fresh) had flung up in my partners mouth. He was sent to the hospital because it is supposedly "toxic" to humans. He's fine though. He called me up and was like no big deal, wasn't anything serious.

So that was my day. Quite interesting. Oh and heres a pig of what the pig kind of looked liked.
Oink.

dam you did that nice when i did that in hischool bio we hacked them apart and flung them around the room. teach dident even care my partner took the tale home and the head

Would some one please make me a DeadPool sig linkey to deadpool image to help with look and attiude

multipul picks

yet a nother pick

i would really apraticuate it the curent is my best :(

At 12/18/06 01:29 PM, Monocrom wrote: So..... What's on everyone's wish list for Christmas?

New uinfrom black or wight i dont know
new sword uinform top
and an X-box 360+Oblivion :)
a new tos-away folder knife
and hopfuly a ink caratge for printer
o yea world peace and joy yea thats a good one

That was actually pretty good

I dont get them does this mean no one likes me ?

At 11/27/06 11:47 PM, BigScizot wrote:

At 11/27/06 11:44 PM, flashfrozen wrote: move out i got my own aprmant at 14 and never looked back
me and three frindes rent this place

I'd love that so much. How did you get the money?

it was simple i sell my blood ans semen

At 11/27/06 11:28 PM, ThunderboltLegion wrote:

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Or am I completely insane?

Probably :P

(so the voices were wright :) )

Cane

i hate cane with a firey passion (god dam do they smart)

But why?

just so tired of geting hit with them :(

Kwan Dao

(what is this one ?)

link

kool

You have Yawara

I'm looking for a weapon that I could possibly compete with, a Yawara just doesn't seem like it would do to well...

your probley wright

a garden ho (like a bo but with a choping edge o one end :) )
JO staf (4 ft bo)

I've never heard of a garden hoe being used as an actual martial arts weapon before but I guess I don't see why not. The only problem is it would be very similar to a spear so If I'm going to use a spear like weapon why not just use a spear...

its mostaly an okinawan weapon there manly garden tools (used less like a spear and more like a bow with a hatach on the end :)

Same thing with the Jo Staff, if I'm going to use a Bo Staff like weapon why not just use a regular Bo Staff...

because of the size most sword movments will also work with it :)

and Manrikigusari (that really smarts )

Kinda similar to a Chain Whip but sure, add it to the list!

Now which one is your favorite and why?

of the wones i have a kata with the Kama i almost feall blood when i do the forms :)

but the Manrikigusari is nice because ever one at my school loves katanas so i need somthing to make them nervice :)

so its a ti

At 11/27/06 11:37 PM, BigScizot wrote: How should I get revenge on them for taking away the TV and internet at 11 PM?

your 15 and still living with your parents ?

move out i got my own aprmant at 14 and never looked back
me and three frindes rent this place its fucking asowm
we stay up as lat as we want and would have internet and tv as long as we want
but we can only afford one per mounth so this mounth i got internet. but i can go on when
ever i feal like it. untal i got to go to work then heay whatever i dont give a shit.

fuck your parents caudling you i so do what ever the hell you want!

At 11/27/06 10:36 PM, ThunderboltLegion wrote:
Does anyone have any weapons that you specialize in or just really love to work with? If so, what and why? I am looking for a weapon to become very good at and possibly compete with (if I ever decide to compete again).

Bo Staff

have used (not great at)

Nun-chucks

used liked (i am still working on using them in the left hand)

Tunfas

used (hard my little bro makes them look easy though ;( )

Sai

used (i like to stabe things thease were nice for that)

Commas

my best ( i can almost FEALL the blood when i do the katas with them :) )

Katana

great (i also like cutting the targets those are fun)

:: Escrima Sticks
alyays fun

Butterfly Knives

i love knives in general

Fans

i have been beat with them doe that count ?

Cane

i hate cane with a firey passion (god dam do they smart)

Kwan Dao

(what is this one ?)

Oar

fun ;)

other...

You have Yawara

a garden ho (like a bo but with a choping edge o one end :) )

JO staf (4 ft bo)

and Manrikigusari (that really smarts )

Are we actually barging g about who is barging more??
For gods sake this is the Internet wining an argument is like wining the Special Olympics
Because even when you win your still retarded.

__________________________
So let’s get back to the martial arts

So hears a question when you’re bored at school do you imagine that ever one will turn agents you?

And have weapons?(they often vary from knife to table legs or guns )

Than think how you would deal with them? (not just students but teachers too)

Or am I completely insane?

____________________________
ice it seams nice for the winter but in summer i dont know.

try mine plz

(( i lost internet so my gyuy died ?
no big deal i cant stay up with posting to much work
so Voine is whovers sorry ))

At 11/22/06 10:02 AM, Tovi-Noname wrote:

At 11/22/06 10:00 AM, paranoidshadow wrote: Of course, Tom Fulp.

Absolutly. Tom Fulp is a hero to us all.

only one problem if your related to Tom then your related to Wade too

At 11/20/06 12:24 AM, Kuro wrote: All shall bow down and fear me, for I am a god of comedy.

Scratch that. I am THE god of comedy.

Fetch me a crown, puny mortals.

yea ?!! OR !!!

At 11/19/06 11:57 PM, Rague wrote:

In another story,3 super-powered inviduals have made their presence known in North Dakota.
Each has been blamed for recent crimes.
1)Blaze
Power:Super Speed,Can shift molecules through solids,resists air friction,Super-human refexes,and can transfer any amount of speed to anyone he wishes.
Title/Nickname:Friction-Proof
2)Duran
Power:Advanced Strength(no,not super strength) and speed (125-150 mph)
Title:No-Soul
3)Shadow
Power:Shape-shifting,Alchemy,Shadow powers
Title:Static shock's Ebon Wnnabe/Rip-off

((you could have at least mentoned VOINE (not that powerful but heay i did manage to steal a nice car )))

About the Bo_____
I like them just fine, that’s what we normally give to beginners so they
Still have all digits at the end of class. I can’t stand the multicolored glittered
Super shinny toothpick Bo’, at one point I was in a discussion with some one who had one
(Setting next to me in line at the tourney, I got a bad habit of talking to anyone who is next to me it at least makes tourneys more interesting) and he was showing me his Bo it didn’t weigh more than a banana (but my god was it shinny) :(so I don’t mind Bo unless there the toothpicks or a simple forms like with 4 series that’s just annoying.

But as for self defense I like a Jo staff (shorter than Bo about 4 and ½ feet)
You can make them look like a walking stick rather than a weapon (remember to limp a little with a walking stick or a Cain because otherwise your just a thug with a stick)

FAN
They wouldn’t let you use a fan?
Well that sucks I thought they were traditional weapons
But hay I have seen some goofy rules in tourney the one I went to
Had a rule that if you did disarm an opponent in self defense than you couldn’t use the weapon on them
(I found a loophole I didn’t “dis arm him “ the weapon was in his hands the whole time he cut his neck :)
And an umbrella just sounds like bad ass weapons to use for forms I have see worse

to be fair I don’t go to many tourneys at all the Tatus do in tourney Livonia, NY (try to make it every year) theirs one near Philly we try to make, and most locals we take the kids to (no one wants to go on a 5 + hour trip with little kids, if you do I urge you to seek medical help)

At 11/18/06 02:39 PM, Slippery-Nipple wrote: An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this:
*somthing disturbingthere need to b people to thel thim if this is true

snap tham out of this rut

(i thought it was a insualt at first not such a complex emotional problem)

vicious cycle's suck i pefer the

At 11/18/06 02:35 PM, snayk wrote: Emo.

O so thats what it is
thank you

ok what the fuck is an EMO i haver never seen one (at least i dont think so)

so what are they ?

At 11/18/06 12:36 PM, SyringeClock wrote: 8 things that piss me off.

1) StrawberryClock. this gy is the epitome ov homo and he has nuthin on me. omg, i cud go on for years abowt how much he suks!
2) ne1 who disagrees wiv me becoz im always rite, lol!
3) i hate my parents. they always tell me wot to do and they fink dat jus becoz der older then me they can bos me around. i mean, wtf!?
4) i hate skool. skool suks and blows and they always give to much howmwurk.
5) evry1 who finks im not the best. ne1 hoo thinks this needs too get a fukin' lyf!!
6) ne1 who says that THERE the best, wen reely, they dont got jak on me. im teh reel deel, rofl!
7) ne1 who duznt worship God. God pwn ur mom and hes teh almitee saveyer, lol!
8) ne1 who thinks that StrawberryClock is teh king ov the protal! IM king, NOT him!
9) ne1 who heyts ebaumsworld. ebaums roxxorz ur boxxorz and has lots ov qwalitee media that he meyks himself! wen i grow up, i want to be just lyk him, LMAO!
10) u. i mean lets face it u suck.
12) this shud be hiyar, but woteva. i hate the clock crew. there the biggest bunch of idiots who suk bos along wiv hos. all those foos live in kaliba zoo! but not me, lol!

this is the single greatest quote ever
i cant discribe how well the thoughts in this post make me see just how much you hate all thes things from the misspelings to the use of caps and LOL,LAMO and other such abrevations only show the deep hate you have fore thease asshats.
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thank all of you for posting this makes me belive that anone oe in the BBS can post anything and it be popular so continue the good work and please put this post in your sings
because i would find that funny.

At 11/18/06 12:31 PM, vannila-guerilla wrote:

At 11/18/06 12:30 PM, flashfrozen wrote: . AMIRITE

WTF AMIRTE really i dont understand

Let me break it down. Am I rite?

Am I rite? why dident you just say that

this is not aim you can take time ant write words compleatly

. AMIRITE

WTF AMIRTE really i dont understand

you know what else pisses me off

no one responding to a things that piss me off post

WTF NG i know you are filled with wonderful hate help me express mine

i also get pissed off by time man does time fucking suck theres just not enough in a day

On-line homework

Sure it sounds great in theory

but when tests and quizzes pop up with out warning it piss me the fuck off
When I don’t do them because I don’t know. That fucking annoying there it’s a pain in the fucking ass
I just lost about 50 points cause I only checked it 5 fucking minutes before it was due (hour to fucking take)

At 11/17/06 07:23 PM, Ursiruss wrote:

Should I be concerned or should i take this in stride that she is just another teen.

BE extremely worried

By her a fucking thesaurus

Vital fluid of life hemoglobin sanguine fluid gore vital juices any of these are good
She needs to use different words –10 for not having a fucking thesaurus when writing