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At 10/24/06 05:02 PM, Dejanus wrote: Who the hell is supposed to be writing the next chapter? I dont want the story to die people, I am sure someone can do it. To the idiots trying to join, if your entire plan hinges on being drunk, you might as well shoot yourself. In fact, I reccomend it.

the entire plan is not to get drunk and waste zombies
drinking is for specal ocasions

At 10/23/06 11:47 PM, flamingsquirrel107 wrote:

Karate Schools are a dime a dozen, I already counted 5, and that was just the ones with big signs. I went inside an Akido school, now I really know what they mean by the phrase "Hapkido is Akido's ugly brother" Akido looks like a "Unpracticaliazed" Versoin of hapkido.

i dont know if it will help much but hears a website of a system you could enjoy http://www.chi-lin.net/ i went to one of ther grand mastre's Clinics befor he pased he was fricking asowm (at the very least thers a cool video demo of him and his students showing some things.

At 10/24/06 12:48 PM, ShitAllOverTheWalls wrote:

At 10/24/06 12:43 PM, flashfrozen wrote: well i wouldent det "that drunk" just the warm happy wine buzz to take off the edge of a zombie filled life

Still, attacked you might not survive. Stay sober, stay alive.

what life is worth living with out geting drunk some times?

then i could retrate to the other base or if i find other people they could help me fend off the swarms of Zombies

thers always a car or bike i could just plow through them

I wouldn't rely on it.

how so the .45 9mm and .357 are very simular rounds

Try how easy it is to get 9mm rounds.

most stores have all types at decant prices.

i dont have aim dont want kicked out but do want help if you think i need it

Do you have any form of messenger I can contact you using?

just pm hear

I can't be bothered really.

I would also advice improving your grammar and spelling if you wish to stay. A lot of people (including me) get irratated by lack of spelling and grammar.

i am working on it

At 10/24/06 09:44 AM, ShitAllOverTheWalls wrote:

At 10/24/06 09:18 AM, flashfrozen wrote:

If you're thinking drinking will make it better, it wouldn't.

"Alcohol the cause of and sloution to all of lifes problems" -Homer

But if you end up getting attacked while drunk, well you're fucked to be short.

well i wouldent det "that drunk" just the warm happy wine buzz to take off the edge of a zombie filled life

with
as much rang from any city i would have there would be plenty of time to set up defence expesaly if i were to find help.

The only problem is, your defense might be broken down by large masses of zombies. Because the most likely hood is that you wouldn't just have a couple of zombies about. They will swarm you.

then i could retrate to the other base or if i find other people they could help me fend off the swarms of Zombies

i dident mean the revolvers i ment the 357 sig sour smothing along those lines. i have fired both guns the 9 was harder to reload and less acurate.

I didn't mean the revolver. I meant the ammunition. It may be harder to reload and less accurate, but it's a lot better in a zombie suituation.

how so the .45 9mm and .357 are very simular rounds

gobshite???

English slang. Means a very lippy person.

asowm i learn something new every day

i dont have aim dont want kicked out but do want help if you think i need it

Do you have any form of messenger I can contact you using?

just pm hear

At 10/24/06 08:40 AM, ShitAllOverTheWalls wrote: I'm going to do HTT a favour and take over.

At 10/24/06 08:26 AM, flashfrozen wrote: Alcohol improves All Situations
i wouldent reconize 1 and 2 and 3 is real close to 4 so stuf

If you're thinking drinking will make it better, it wouldn't.

"Alcohol the cause of and sloution to all of lifes problems" -Homer

Also, there is little to no need for things to clean wounds with since once you're bitten, you're gone.

alcohol does not have anti batrical properties thats a mith.

Suituation 1 and 2 are small amounts of zombies, scatter widely. They've taken over a few villages. Number 3 is quite a few villages and a couple of cities. Number 4 is they're attacking hard, most cities are fucked over, etc.

i am assuming the worst ie 3 will be as bad as 4 for me.

2500+ miles of forest w/ bears and only human popluation of 0-10 per squar miles

45+ Minuets from any city (yea there be zombies out the ass there

While there will very unlikely be any zombies in the middle of the woods at first, they will pick you up and hunt you down.

with
as much rang from any city i would have there would be plenty of time to set up defence expesaly if i were to find help.

i dident say the 9MM is inefficient (i just dont like them there about the same as a 357 but less accurate i dont like them)

9MM is a lot better than the .357 for many reasons that have been gone over so many times, it's crazy. Just take our word that 9MM is a lot better in a zombie suituation than a .357.

i dident mean the revolvers i ment the 357 sig sour smothing along those lines. i have fired both guns the 9 was harder to reload and less acurate.

i am sorry O master of all things military I am sorry for not defining every thing for you
Do you have extreme knowledge of the terrain
YES thats why i go there.
complex underground tunnel system????
there fucking slow zombies.

not my idea for an underground tunal systen.

Slow zombies or not, tunnel systems will cause nothing but problems due to it's small narrow places. You're more better off in wide, open plains away from cities.i

You continue to amaze me .

i know i am fucking amazing thanks for noticing :)

i compleaty agree

Don't get lippy you gobshite.

gobshite???

For the sake of all thats sane and logical, please make it stop.

i will do my best to save you if it happens :) i Promos !

I don't think it's the zombies he wants rescueing from.

Look, if you have AIM. What is it? You need serious improvements and if you keep on like this, you will only end up starting a flame war or get kicked out.

i dont have aim dont want kicked out but do want help if you think i need it

At 10/24/06 01:34 AM, HitTheTarget wrote:

At 10/23/06 11:19 PM, flashfrozen wrote:

I added several things including alcohol (and production of) a worst case scenario a better summary more descriptions and all by m y self (if I was by my self)
iam not stuped!

(the comic misspelling of stupid is a joke)

The things you did add really didn't add anything positive to an already stupid plan. Alcohol will do NOTHING to help you fight zombies. NOTHING! The improved summary only added the alcohol. Your scenarios only covered case 4 and worst case. Wow, I wonder what happened to 1-3? Guess they don't exist anymore.

Alcohol improves All Situations
i wouldent reconize 1 and 2 and 3 is real close to 4 so stuf

Also, there is no such thing as a place that won't be crawling with zombies. There isn't, and if you think there is, you're deluding yourself with images designed to comfort your fragile mind.
2500+ miles of forest w/ bears and only human popluation of 0-10 per squar miles

45+ Minuets from any city (yea there be zombies out the ass there

Your idea that the 9MM is inefficient makes me laugh. Guns don't need to go "BOOM!" like the .45 or the .357 to get the job done right, and when you're facing zombies, "BOOM!" is probably a bad idea. Also, you seem to be working off the assumption that others haven't already looted the gunstore, or the gun store owner is kosher with handing out his guns to random people. Too many fucking assumptions.

i dident say the 9MM is inefficient (i just dont like them there about the same as a 357 but less accurate i dont like them)

You have no goddamn clue how true guerrila warfare works, do you? You have no idea about the challenges guerrila warfighters face, do you? Where will you get supplies? What is your strategy? Do you have extreme knowledge of the terrain, support of the population, or an army and a complex underground tunnel system? I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO!

i am sorry O master of all things military I am sorry for not defining every thing for you
Do you have extreme knowledge of the terrain
YES thats why i go there.
complex underground tunnel system????
there fucking slow zombies.

You continue to amaze me .

i know i am fucking amazing thanks for noticing :)

For the sake of all thats sane and logical, please make it stop.

i will do my best to save you if it happens :) i Promos !

At 10/23/06 10:27 PM, HitTheTarget wrote:

At 10/23/06 08:34 PM, flashfrozen wrote:
O I am sorry for the previous plans I can see now they need to be reworked L my bad.

Was that just a re-post of the older plan,(cause I see no difference) or was that a terrible attempt at a quote? Either way, you're really fucking stupid.

I added several things including alcohol (and production of) a worst case scenario a better summary more descriptions and all by m y self (if I was by my self)
iam not stuped!

(the comic misspelling of stupid is a joke)

1) Ok first I would grab my katana a nice sword belt (the Katana is 1060 high carbon spring steel a modern blade for cutting hard targets so I would need to take my cleaning kit;), and put them on.
I will fill a small backpack with three sets of clothing (t-shirts jeans sweatshirts) then several bottles of water, pop tarts a shit load of that trail mix with the dehydrated fruit in it and a magnum of wine. I will grab as much cash as possible my coat and car keys take who ever is in my family/ house that is not a zombie (for this I will assume all I know and love has been killed). I will take my car or some one else’s (putting my mountain bike in the trunk with the electric mortar attachment a air pump tool kit and 2 20 gallon glass jug, yeast rubber tubing, a few bottles and quarks). Head for the local gun store see if I can get a gun I would want a shotgun plenty of shells and a decent pistol @ ammo (357 or .45 if I am desperate a 9 something) (the guns shop is far enough outside of town that there wont be many zombies.) I would head back to my old high school (they never fix shit so anyone could get in) and grab a bag full of the MREs in the J.R.O.T.C room. Head for my friends house he lives in the country side only 30 minuets outside of town he has a Green energy house so he doesn’t pay electric bill a threes a water well (his house is sweet he produces enough energy to only have to pay for cable). If he’s a zombie (after killing him @ family and grieving I would have a decant base) he is well stocked on food.

A) After resting there for a wile I would move own to the Allegany state park in Salamanca New York were threes 2500 square miles + of forest and very few people so almost no zombies. I would live in one of the camp sights there and hunt @ trap to supplement what food is there (threes always pancake mix) generators and tones of wood fore the stoves there most basic food stuffs too.

(this is after or before A depending on weather or not I need it, A that is)
b) (My favorite idea) guerilla war fair make probing raids into my hometown setting off homed bombs killing zombies @ leaving messages to any resistance. If no response after a month tries radio and other things to contact outside for help or aid (note I know how to use a CB and a HAM radio I would just wait to contact as to conserve battery power). If there is resistance I will join them or invite them to join me at my base and help in the fight to take back earth (this is assuming class 4 zombie infestation happens).

(This is assuming class 4 zombie infestation happen)
D)(for dumb) Drive relay fast along the city streets in my 1976 Oldsmobile cutlass (has a 1968 rocket 151 engine so it goes fast) killing as many zombies as possible as to see if threes a resistance if not thin I am dead as is everyone else. If there is they will surely help me. (This is last resort if I go crazy)

SUMARY) I think this should cover it I will have plenty of food weapons transpiration and a base that’s got power and is far from almost all zombies. Also wine and the stuff to make moreJ (there are batterys lights and food for me at all my bases)
MRE is meals redy to eat (they last for about 2 ½ years) thers watter at the bases too.

2) AKA: the worst shit ever! I am not home and in the shower when IT happens.
First I dry off and throw on what ever and grab the nearest weapon (a table legs if I have to rip it off) thin I would follow the rest of my plan as closely as possible after I get to my friends house. I would have to take one of his swards (I would feel bas about using them there antique) then the rest is above

O I am sorry for the previous plans I can see now they need to be reworked L my bad.

My school is similar if you want to were your old rank that’s fine but you cant pass it until you get the qualifications of ours. The only exception is BB if you were a black belt on the floor you dam well better be a black belt because at that point you’re a senior student and should be looked up on.

Rank doesn’t matter because once you’re a black belt you should have the basics of your system. From there you truly begin to learn a style. So if you go to a new school the qualifications will be different even in the same system because the instructor is the one who decides what is needed for whatever level. The definition of black belt I know is a whit belt (beginner) that didn’t quit. So just because you have a PHD in chemistry doesn’t mean you should also get a masters in biology. The different levels of beginners are there mostly for kids so there not discouraged when it takes 2 –4 years to move up in rank .

At 10/22/06 08:40 PM, Snype wrote:

At 10/22/06 07:31 PM, flashfrozen wrote: Da… I was joking (no one appreciates good sarcasm any more) i reall would like Pamphlets to hand out to people whom needs them though. (Something I could print off maybe?)

You do know know ANYTHING about sarcasm

your close i am not good at it ?

. You didnt display sarcasm
dam better luck next time
, you just displayed idiocy.
shit i dident want that

Do you seriously think that the army would give powerful weapons to a 13 year old,

no 14 and up only da

who doest know anything about weapons?

of corse not only those 14 year olds who are expert marksmen and history bufs

Im sure you don't even know where the fuck the safety for the weapon is,

thats un fair there different for each gun some don’t even have them

let alone take it off. You are an IDIOT.

Yea take it off you idiot
(Wtf? wou want me to do what ?)

At 10/22/06 07:24 PM, HitTheTarget wrote:

At 10/22/06 07:23 PM, flashfrozen wrote:

At 10/22/06 07:17 PM, HitTheTarget wrote:

. The armory is locked down except when they are loading up, and you smashing the lock will be heard, and you will be SHOT for tresspassing on military property.

you Mean they wouldn’t just give you guns and shit ??:(

For the love of all things holy, tell me you're joking.

Da… I was joking (no one appreciates good sarcasm any more) i reall would like Pamphlets to hand out to people whom needs them though. (Something I could print off maybe?)

At 10/22/06 07:17 PM, HitTheTarget wrote:

At 10/22/06 06:33 PM, bloodspade wrote:

. The armory is locked down except when they are loading up, and you smashing the lock will be heard, and you will be SHOT for tresspassing on military property.

you Mean they wouldn’t just give you guns and shit ??:(

At 10/22/06 06:22 PM, Snype wrote:

Go read the Zombie Survival Guide, and then maybe we will talk to ya. Happy reading. :)

Were can i find this guide ?

At 10/22/06 04:53 PM, ShitAllOverTheWalls wrote:

At 10/22/06 04:50 PM, bloodspade wrote: hey do you guys still talk about surviving zombies

Of course not. We talk about our lust for bacon sandwhiches.

so am i in ?
even if you talk of bacon sandwiches and burning bibles

At 10/19/06 09:04 PM, NocturnalDaze wrote:

At 10/19/06 08:52 PM, flashfrozen wrote:

o so thats how you do it ty

. . . You are not a member- sorry kiddo - this is members only. DO NOT post until you have been given permission to join. . . We still need you to rewrite that survival plan. . . remember you have ONE MORE try before we ask you to leave. use it well.

I hope this is good because if it ant then I am dead with out your help when the zombies atack
1) Ok first I would grab my katana a nice sword belt (the Katana is 1060 high carbon spring steel a modern blade for cutting hard targets so I would need to take my cleaning kit;), and put them on.
I will fill a small backpack with three sets of clothing (t-shirts jeans sweatshirts) then several bottles of water, pop tarts a shit load of that trail mix with the dehydrated fruit in it and a magnum of wine. I will grab as much cash as possible my coat and car keys take who ever is in my family/ house that is not a zombie. I will take my car or some one else’s and head for the local gun store see if I can get a gun I would want a shotgun plenty of shells and a decent pistol @ ammo (the guns shop is far enough outside of town that there wont be many zombies.) I would head back to my old high school (they never fix shit so anyone could get in) and grab a bag full of the MREs in the J.R.O.T.C room leave there and head for my friends house he lives in the country side only 30 minuets outside of town he has a Green energy house so he doesn’t pay electric bill a threes a water well.

A) After resting there for a wile I would move own to the Allegany state park in Salamanca New York were threes 2500 square miles + of forest and very few people so almost no zombies. I would live in one of the camp sights there and hunt @ trap to supplement what food is there (threes always pancake mix)

b) (My favorite idea) guerilla war fair make probing raids into my hometown setting off homed bombs killing zombies @ leaving messages to any resistance. If no response after a month tries radio and other things to contact outside for help or aid. If there is resistance I will join them or invite them to join me at my base and help in the fight to take back earth.

c) Drive relay fast along the city streets in my 1976 Oldsmobile cutlass (has a 1968 rocket 151 engine so it goes fast) killing as many zombies as possible as to see if threes a resistance if not thin I am dead as is everyone else. If there is they will surely help me.(this is last resort if I go crazy)

I think this should cover it I will have plenty of food weapons transpiration and a base that’s got power and is far from almost all zombies
Hers a picture of my katana but mine does not have bo-hi

At 10/19/06 08:40 PM, Dejanus wrote:

At 10/19/06 08:30 PM, flashfrozen wrote: LOL try some pudding it helps

Do you see the 'reply with quote" button? Use that when responding to someone's post, it makes the world a much better place. If you dont, we will let Undeadsoldier eat you.

o so thats how you do it ty

LOL try some pudding it helps

...i have to say that is the my retatred, but fucking ideas i ever heard in a single paragraph.

WTF? english plz

..GOING BACK..yea...You leave the zombie infestation just to come right the fuck back and "try" to kill them..nice one dumbass..i mean thats retarted..the point of this is to SURVIVE...and make your own damn bombs? what the fuck are you a astrophisics major? NOPE. Ok

Chemstary major its eassy to make shit explode!

TAIL mix! i mean fuck you have to live off some fucking pop-tarts and trail mix.

I also found lots of pancake mix and MREs I would also hunt

ANOTHER THING.
If you have a radio transmiter...and your dumb ass self can figure out how to use it...How are you going to find what FREQ. there useing? huh? huh? you dont know i thought the fuck not.

i just said i would wate to use it.

So when the zombies come dont try liveing...just kill yourself.
Yes i am in a bad mood, and watching 2 craptasitcly bad plans...it makes my head want to kill.

so go kill your self EMO

DO better i mean my dumbass self got a good plan, and daze hates me!

WTF? do you mean this shit ?

The rest i would go with as it happend, becuse you cant plan for everything.

...Now...im going to go eat a muffin.
i want one too:)

1) Ok first I would grab my katana a nice sword belt (the Katana is 1060 high carbon spring steel a modern blade for cutting hard targets so I would need to take my cleaning kit;), and put them on.
I will fill a small backpack with three sets of clothing (t-shirts jeans sweatshirts) then several bottles of water, pop tarts a shit load of that trail mix with the dehydrated fruit in it and a magnum of wine. I will grab as much cash as possible my coat and car keys take who ever is in my family/ house that is not a zombie. I will take my car or some one else’s and head for the local gun store see if I can get a gun I would want a shotgun plenty of shells and a decent pistol @ ammo (the guns shop is far enough outside of town that there wont be many zombies.) I would head back to my old high school (they never fix shit so anyone could get in) and grab a bag full of the MREs in the J.R.O.T.C room leave there and head for my friends house he lives in the country side only 30 minuets outside of town he has a Green energy house so he doesn’t pay electric bill a threes a water well.

A) After resting there for a wile I would move own to the Allegany state park in Salamanca New York were threes 2500 square miles + of forest and very few people so almost no zombies. I would live in one of the camp sights there and hunt @ trap to supplement what food is there (threes always pancake mix)

B) Drive relay fast along the city streets in my 1976 Oldsmobile cutlass (has a 1968 rocket 151 engine so it goes fast) killing as many zombies as possible as to see if threes a resistance if not thin I am dead as is everyone else. If there is they will surely help me.(this is last resort if I go crazy)

C) (My favorite idea) guerilla war fair make probing raids into my hometown setting off homed bombs killing zombies @ leaving messages to any resistance. If no response after a month tries radio and other things to contact outside for help or aid. If there is resistance I will join them or invite them to join me at my base and help in the fight to take back earth.

A)ok first I would grab my katana a nice sword belt, and put them on.
I will fill a small backpack with three sets of clothing (t-shirts jeans sweatshirts) then several bottles of water and pop tarts. I will grab my coat and car keys take who ever is in my family/ house that is not a zombie. Drive to the coast guard station (its normally empty and under staffed explain what is happing to someone in charge if they don’t believe me that’s were the katana will come into play. After that I will arm my self and who ever is with me with the 6 m 16 they have in the weapons locker, jump back in my car and drive to the harbor steal a boat/ use a friends (I know 3 who have boats) and then I would head for the safety of Canada.(they always leave there keys in.)
B)This plan is sold there at least 3 cars on my block that could easily get to the coast guard station the locks there are simple and the crew there is incompliant as fuck (trust me on this one). If fore some reason there were no boats I would go back to the station theirs food enough to last for servile months and more ammo. With enough time I could figure out how to use there boats (three so complicated it takes everyone at the station but two to run)
C) If the coast guard dose help (unlikely) I will gladly take it and follow through with my plans.
D) If worse comes to worse and Canada is attacked too I will return home and kill as many as possible going down in a blaze of glory.

I hope this is good enough I think its much better than my original plan of hiding in the closet crying to my self wishing it would all go away.
;)

that sounds great well distribute them by throwing them out of a plane all over town!

Or we could set up informational booths about the dangers of zombies
Give a full anti zombies kit as a Rafael to raise money for world defense exc.…

I think we should make a pamphlet
Like one of those serious weather plans for people for what to do if zombies attack not just our own personal plans but smoothing that could work and would be easy for some one who has not spent hours pondering what if zombies attacked
we could hand them out at local schools and stores.

O ok first I would grab my katana (assuming I am at home in bead (yea its next to my bed so)) the I would probably fill a book bag with a cleaning kit (because the katana is high carbon spring steel) then bottles of water got a tone of them. Some pop tarts and cereal bars would be good they seam to be every were in my house. Then I would make my way towards the nearest coastguard station (they’re normally off the beaten path and well supplied) probably take a big car or truck best I could find. Defiantly try to meat up with a few people.

I meant something along the lines of what to do and don’t in case of zombie attacks like a pamphlet to hand out to people.

Fast @ Smart Zombies scare me could you make up some posters or general help for those whom want to poretict them selves (helpful stuf exc...)

sorry about spelling i am not so good at it LOL

were is best place to find newist magna ? i red up to ch 327 i was wondering if you knew better

finaly i have found people whome shait my fears of mass zombi invasions katans for all its the only hope.

o i have notsed that zombi have become faster and faster in recent years this worries me, the also seam intelgent i not sure one or even 3 people could hold out for long agenst theas new fast smart zombi we must form groop plans for local areas w/ pamplfet or posters on what to do if atacked.

. Currently, a deeper look into improvised weapons.

That sounds fun ;)

to Tsuchiya

1) Jutsu means ART like AIKIJUTSU ART of spiritual harmony or jujutsu gentle ART

2) do can also mean the path/approach along with way as in the path to a martial dissiplien
3)Tae Kwon Do is Way/path/the approch of hand @ foot
4) i dident bash/flame TKD (just ass imposters) i have known Great martial artistes who started out in TKD so stuf about me

Satanic-Samuri
1) I am an IDIOTIC (at spelling @ typins thats y it takes me so long to poast) I will clearfy as best i can the problem i though i had with DSM was that (my think from posts)he had his own school. but his last post clearfied so sorry .

PS like the quote i feall the same way lol

to DSM
it sounded like you had your own school not just teaching for your teacher sorry (now i feal like an ass)
o and just because i say smothing isent an art dosent mean i think its us less or sucks.
you seam aright (based on your last posting)

PS your still mean @ poopy!