Newgrounds.com — Everything, By Everyone.

anyone see avatar?

I saw it earlier in the week in 3d. it was spectacular

alright, so we've established in like, 2 weeks, that forbid has the flu and also that he knows a clever way to spell 'bye'

someone needs to build this collab wheels

this has gotten sort of depressing :(

so I suppose everyone really is out in the snow then?

I think we've all been out in the snow..

my area got 2 feet!

At 12/14/09 09:12 PM, magicswordz wrote: Well, I'm glad that you like it, but I sort of made it up for myself :x

my apologies

I was under the impression you were just writing, I'm sorry for making assumptions.

just so Im clear, do you plan to animate the others as well? Im stumped for ideas, but Im not sure now what your doing and not doing. are the other ideas for us?

At 12/14/09 07:57 PM, magicswordz wrote: The son replys "Dad, i have something to tell you; I don't want to join up with Khorn"
Chosen says "What? I can not believe my ears! GGRAWWWW!!!" and it the camera follows him and he runs off and slaughters an army of the empire (includes him shouting MAIM KILL BURN DESTROY)

can I respectfully call this one? :D

@Ekoi

Yes, if things don't pick up around here, than it is possible, We would probably go for a Serious 40k one if this doesn't end up taking off, for whatever reason. Let's hope it doesn't come to that, I want this released to for once appease the Fantasy fans as well.

Dont poke at changing topic until what we're doing now runs its course. If this collab fails, then recommend an alternative. but it isnt really fair talk about that now. the collab is bomblus baby, so save the 40k chat until it becomes needed

At 12/9/09 10:11 PM, micky315 wrote: oh i hope you remember me ;)

i might do a small bit if i have time and theres still room.

yes, there is room.. but you must re audition for this collab

oh, sorry about that random image earlier....

bump

so where are our comedy writers?

get me dane cook so I can kick him in the balls

Balls....

Ok, uhm, plagiarism is a no no i think so its back to square one with me... :(

At 12/5/09 09:41 PM, GiantJuicyKickballs wrote: Maybe someone could animate this joke? I could do the voices if you'd like.

"It....was..a trap..there's...TWO...of...them..."

Thats GREAT!
are you one of the listed voice actors? if you know your salt, please record that and I'll animate it. you dont have to worry about music and sound effects, but if youd like go for it.

thanks man

At 12/5/09 09:46 AM, BoMbLu wrote:

Did it take this long to recruit ppl for the 40k one?

dude... your still on page 1. it took us like, 3 pages If i remember correctly... even 4.

well I am a child to him. 16/17 (Tuesday), hes 21

bare in mind its been like, 8 months now since I animated that however.... my voice has changed a fair bit.

good god an active lot you all are :/

and lastly, the wizard and dwarf. I had to double them up because you can only post like twice an hour or something.

this is my original wizard, the dwarf (see better image above) and chas.... the newb fire wizard I guess

so guys, I guess since know ones posting much this is an opportune time to post this set of posts

I am completely idea less, because all of my jokes haven't cracked any lols out of tom or andrei.. so Im posting all of my character designs and asking YOU to piece together something actually FUNNY, using at least 1 of the characters.

I can always draw more characters of course.

Empire with huge cup and elf:

HAZAHH!

but is 2 weeks enough time to muster animators in ample supply enough to pick the best of the best from that sample? when me and to launched W40k it took like, a month and a half for all you guys to show up.

At 12/2/09 04:54 PM, BoMbLu wrote:

At 12/2/09 12:55 PM, ForbidMetal wrote: THIS!

IS IT!

wait.. you finished the sentence....

i cant add anything no moarz :(

bunmpity bumpzorskins

srsly.. wheres the next thread bomb? stop playing creed 2 and get your ass in gear lol!

At 11/23/09 05:36 PM, ForbidMetal wrote: PIRATES ON THE HIGH SEAS!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzHQ2La83 OU

Someone hath done something very bad, check the link. You'll see.

SWEET! the ultimate honor to any animator! the animation being ripped and put on youtube! forbid, ask the guy just to credit this or in the descript. disclaim all credit to himself, aswell as provide a link to the collab on NG

having the movine on youtube will give it more publicity, now that its off the front page.

and if we're doing serious, what the fuck am I supposed to do with this dwarf that took upwards of 6-7 hours to draw? and what about the wizards? they wont translate well into serious.. so I guess Im just dicked. Id still prefer a comedy thing... Im not totally confident serious would work, but I'll go with whichever end has more popular opinion

At 11/21/09 08:57 PM, magicswordz wrote: More fluffly less stick is where I stand
Generic humor can go with any universe but 40k is unique in its own fluff
but we also make it clear what the joke is
making "'gee fred.. dont you think its sill that the eldar, a dieing race, put their civilians on the front lines with plastic armor and short ranged ninja star tossers?'"
into

"Fred?"
"Yes Tom?"
"Aren't the Eldar a dying race?"
"That is what i have heard"
"Then why do they put their 'men' on the front line with paper mache armor and ninja star tossers?"
~

EXACTLY

thats exactly what Im talking about! using dialogue as a device to get away with fluff and still hav provide an outsider understanding

bomb, normal jokes just didnt work.. and (very, very roughly) 44% of the reviews hated the collab because of its lack of any sort of connection to the subject matter.

the best way to go is a consensus: fluff related jokes with plot mechanisms that spell out everything, so those that dont know the lore can get it.

theres my 2 cents I guess

uh... peace? :/

At 11/20/09 02:12 PM, BoMbLu wrote:

At 11/20/09 02:16 AM, Pawn007 wrote: The only way to appeal to all three groups is to not use humor at all... go epic and serious.

And follow an extremely strict storyline, giving us no creative licence. I think you guys might have already experienced lore-freaks when someone makes a mistake in his warhammer lore :P

humor is the way to go.

we just need fluff related jokes.. jokes that arent what appear to be the result of a simple observation by an outsider (such as my titanicus part) the fluff has to be sort of deep too. it should encompass a much larger range then how tau dont speak english, or how dark eldar take slaves.

we could get away with it too, because you just make a character thats a plot mechanism and spells everything out in his dialogue like:

'gee fred.. dont you think its sill that the eldar, a dieing race, put their civilians on the front lines with plastic armor and short ranged ninja star tossers?'

and now might I put in my 2 cents for the commencement of celebrations by posting the emotionaly moving, stressful and life changing moments me and forbidmetal shared for the first terrible moments of the collabs submissions:

'Tempus' -forbidmetal

'Don' -flashbound18
----------------------------------------
--------------------
ah shit
pre-loader
not working
Don says:
delete it!
quick!
Tempus says:
HOWS?!
Don says:
my account
portal submissiosn
flash submissiosn or some shit
then hit remove!
NOW
MAN!
NOW
Tempus says:
WHERE IS PORTAL SUBMISSIONS
phew deleted it
Don says:
under flash portal options
Tempus says:
wait
I deleted swf
but how do I know
if that made the whole thing go
?!
Don says:
FUCK
you've got to hit
my account
under flash portal options, go to portal submissions
somewhere in the general area arounf the collab icon is a remove button
HURRY
Tempus says:
FUCK
38 PEOPLE HAVE VIEWED IT!!!
6 HAVE RATED
FUK
Don says:
SWEET JESUS CHRIST!
Tempus says:
there is edi
t
but no remove!!
Don says:
HOLLLLYYYY SHIIIITTTTT

OH NOS!
NNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what thefuck do we do!
ok ok
stay calm
just stay calm
uhmmmmm
uhhhhhhhh
OK

Tempus stopped sharing photos

Don says:
I"VE GOT IT
its all we can
do
no wait
that wont fucking work!
FUCK
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK
Tempus says:
I added a sorry message
that'll buy us some time!
Don says:
ok ok
Tempus says:
only chance is if I fix really quickly
Don says:
also add right click>play to watch
Tempus says:
shall we forget the land raider?
Don says:
and explain how we're too incompetant to get a fucking preloader to work
Tempus says:
no time
I'm forgetting your land raider
and re-uploading
Don says:
ok ok ok
go go go!
HURRRRRYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tempus says:
christ we fucked up bad!
Don says:
FUUUUCCKKK
Tempus says:
im trying!!!! it's so damn slow!!!
Don says:
either way we have to take this down as soon as we can and start over
it needs a proper start
and before all of newgrounds watches
it
hey, maybe it'll get blammed!
ahahahah! the irony!
Tempus says:
LOOOOL
EXPORTING
EXPORTING
EXPORTING
EXPORTING
Don says:
sweet tap dancing christ batman!
Tempus says:
EXPORTING
STILL EXPORTING
STILL FUCKING EXPORTING
Don says:
76 australian views and counting!
Tempus says:
LIKE A SNALE
FUCKING AUSTRALIA
CALL THE WHITE HOUSE OR SOME SHIT
NUKE IT FOR FUCK SAKE
SHIT I WISH GEORGE BUSH WAS STILL IN POWER
HE'D FALL FOR IT!
Don says:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
oh my god man
Tempus says:
KILL NEWGROUNDS
FUCKING KILL IT
WITH A STICK
Don says:
this is the funniest shit thats happened to me in months
Tempus says:
IM GETTING DESPERATE
CAPS LOCKS IN CELETAPED DOWN
Don says:
I cant stop laughing
hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Tempus says:
NEW PRE-LOADER WORKING
NO TIME MAN!
NO TIME!
Don says:
its working?
ITS WORKING?!

Tempus says:
IT WAS STUCK ON CAPS LOCKS
DIDN'T LOG ME IN
fuck!!!!!
Don says:
hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAh!!!!!!!!!!!!
we have to post this conversation on the thread
Tempus says:
uploading!!!!
OK!!!
Don says:
OK!
Tempus says:
now we wait!!
YES, the thread shall see this
Don says:
now we pray that is updates the swf!
Tempus says:
see the suffering we go through for this shit
I'm visibly shaking
Don says:
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Tempus says:
either by adrelaline, sleep deprevation
excitement
CHRIST I CAN'T TELL WHAT!
Don says:
all three?
Tempus says:
and a puddle of my own piss if things carry on
Don says:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hit submit damn it!
Tempus says:
IT'S UPLOADING
Don says:
did you hit submit yet!?
Tempus says:
IM ON A 2MB CONNECTION!!!!!

Don says:
FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKUHHHHHH
Tempus says:
DAMN YOU ENGLAND
Don says:
195 motherfucking views!
Tempus says:
DAMN YOU AND YOUR SILLY STRING INTERNET WIRES
Don says:
105*
105 motherfucking views!
Tempus says:
Seriously, England's broadband wires are made from silly string
it's not funny!
Don says:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Im about to die from an asthma attack
Tempus says:
STOP LAUGHING !!!!
atleast you'd be dead!!!
I have to live with this shit!!!
Don says:
my efforts to keep the laughter in and quiet have put strain on my recovering throat
I... I cant breathe
AHAHAHAHA
Tempus says:
Hurry up and die
Don says:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Im sorry!
Tempus says:
STILL UPLOADING
I SEE NO END!
omg for the love of christ
I'm going to fucking kill myself
GOOD BYE DON
MEET ME IN VALHALLA
shit! What if it's stopped uploading
do I refresh
or wait?
I CAN'T MAKE SUCH BIG CHOICES
Don says:
OH MY GOD CANT STOP LAUGHING

stop saying clever funny things!
Tempus says:
I CAN'T HELP IT
I DO IT WHEN IM NERVOUS!!!!
No seriously
we're fucked
there goes 10 months of hard work
Don says:
118 views!
we are SO FUCKED

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Tempus says:
For once I'm glad America is dead
at night
QUIT LAUGHING AT OUR SHIT SITUATION!!!!!
Don says:
yeah srsly
Tempus says:
still uploading
fuck
Don says:
FUCK!

Tempus says:
can u check the icon?
is it full?
Don says:
yes why?
Tempus says:
just wondering
slight problem
maybe it's tough to re-upload
cos everyone is watching itr
Don says:
dude its beautiful
Tempus says:
I hate my life
Don says:
just let it keep going
126 australians have watched and counting
Tempus says:
what if teh internetz are dieing?
UPLOADED!!!!!!
Don says:
we killed teh internetz! oh noez!
Oh YES?
Tempus says:
why isn't it playing!?!?!?!?
it is!!!
Don says:
SUBMIT SUBMIT SUBMIT SUBMIT SUBMIT SUBMIT SUBMIT SUBMIT SUBMIT
Tempus says:
and the uploader is working!!!!
Don says:
OH SHIT ITS WORKING!
ITS WORKING!
SEE? THERE IS A GOD!
it works PERFECTLY!
Tempus says:
.....
erm
Don says:
too bad for those 130 aussies
Tempus says:
well I kinda rushed through the exporting process
so it could die...
with strobe like graphics
Don says:
oh god
you didnt
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK
what the FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK
than whats the difference?
jesus christ export again!
OH MY GOD!
WHAT THE HELL!
'
Tempus says:
no no
dw
I did the process
I just rushed
I'm checking now
to see if any folders were closed when I did it
the menu folder is closed
DON PLAY IT
see if there are any glitches!!!
Don says:
NONE!
THERE IS A GOD!
Tempus says:
You've watched THE WHOLE THING!?
Don says:
the whole menu!
now for the rest
Tempus says:
no but what abut the rest of it!!!
I'm still shaking
how's your asthma attack?
Don says:
its working so far!

ok guys (yeah, its me.. save your breath lol)

TUTORIAL ON BEING PORTAL BUIDDIES SO YOU CAN BE COAUTHORED------------------------------
--

1) click 'My Account' (under 'inbox' and above ;log out')

2) click 'portal buddies'

3) add forbid metal (the guy thats submitting this bitch, since tom granted him 22 mb) (where you type it in)

4) do not fret if it takes you until after we submit to do this. he can still coauthor you even after the fact

most likely posting tomorrow mates, if all goes well

hang int there!

At 10/29/09 12:09 PM, BoMbLu wrote:

At 10/28/09 04:23 PM, micky315 wrote: let's not forget, I'm canadian! but i dont think anyone cares anyway :(

Canadian?

You're saying you're 'Canadian'?

From a place called something like Canada or Canadianland?

I never knew there was a place called Canada.

Or Canadianland.

don't worry about it... beginners mistake

its just that insignificant length of land above the US, sort of like Mexico, that only exist to keep us safe on 2 of the 4 waterfronts invading nations might attack from with naval force

we weren't even aware people even lived up there until 1995 when that comedy 'canadian bacon' came out.

no hard feelings... being a dick is just really fun sometimes

PHOBOTECH--------------------------

great bio.. but we need you to shave it down to the shortest version possible, as we do not have that much space for text

At 10/28/09 04:38 PM, ForbidMetal wrote: awwh Micky, mate, I care ;p though....I thought you were spanish...

MY BAD! :D

Anyway, that duel Stream + Event thing has WORKED A TREAT!!!!!!111!!!!ONE!!!eleven!!!11
All audio is synced ;] Credits have been added.

List of work left to do:

-All action script for scene select and scene controls
-Scene controlls graphics
-FlashBound's last part
-Eastereggs added

AFTER THAT! We're sailin' :)

Ok Mates.... I can almost guarantee this will be completed this weekend then

but lets not celebrate yet. you never know when this lovely fatass is going to assplode in your face again