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Response to: how do i fix this? Posted February 12th, 2005 in General

...I think you got us screwed up. See you typeD:
www.newgrounds.com
when you ment to put in
www.newegg.com

Counter Strike Suxxxxxxxxxxx Posted February 12th, 2005 in General

I got CS: Condition Zero yesterday, so after beating the single player I wanted to play online, since that's the highlight of the game. But I keep getting these retarded messages about Half Life 2. When I try to join a game it brings me to a screen saying:
"BUY HALF LIFE 2 TODAY!!! OR COUNTER STRIKE 1!!!"
SO F*CKING ANNOYING. Does anyone know how to fix it?

Response to: Ozcar is not Mexican Posted February 12th, 2005 in General

No the oppisite of Mexican is someone who doesn't speak spanish, buys things (not steal) and doesn't kill their best friends. So maybe Belguim.

Response to: Ozcar is not Mexican Posted February 12th, 2005 in General

You look canadian. Not SWISS. I don't even know what SWISS people look like.
Also what's so great about being canadian:
"Hello, we are the sub contry of france, the contry that hasn't won a single war, and we're there sub contry..."

Response to: I will make one sig. Posted February 12th, 2005 in General

Look at me, I'm all speical, I am better then everyone else, everyone will be surronding me because I have no history of making sigs.
Look I made a sig for everyone:

I will make one sig.

Response to: Ozcar is not Mexican Posted February 12th, 2005 in General

Yes you look very canadian...
Maybe Speedy Ganzlas is mexican too...
OMG SO CONFUSING!!!

Response to: What Would You Do? Posted February 9th, 2005 in General

OMG YOU LET GASES OUT OF YOUR BODY SO YOU WON'T EXPLOD, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU BITCH!!!

What Would You Do?

Response to: Stupid tabbed browsing Posted February 9th, 2005 in General

No it's called your computer lags.
So you mass click the X button, and OMG closes two tabs.
Maxthon > FIrefox and other shitty browsers

Response to: the worst way to die Posted February 9th, 2005 in General

I think people slowly cutting you up starting with your toes and fingers is the worst way to die.
Or chop a guys penis' off. See how long it takes him to commit sucide or get a sex change.

Response to: Scroll Lock is not the l-l4x0l2zzz Posted February 9th, 2005 in General

At 2/9/05 06:45 PM, -Dmitry- wrote: It used to be useful for older computers where you actually scrolled using the keyboard.

It's not put on new keyboards anymore.

Well that's just confusing, There's only two lights? That means one isn't centered
WTF THE WORLD IS GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!

Response to: Would you fuck a sheep? Posted February 9th, 2005 in General

'd fuck a sheep if it didn't look or feel like a sheep and looked and feeled more like a hot celeb

Scroll Lock is not the l-l4x0l2zzz Posted February 9th, 2005 in General

If anyone knows what the flying fuck scroll lock does, please post it here :)

Response to: Star_Syndicate has to stop! Posted February 9th, 2005 in General

Idiots need to be banned!
Look at this topic, nuff said

DAWG!11

Response to: Cigars suck Posted February 9th, 2005 in General

Now I quote Geogre Carlin:
"What's with Cigars? You know what Cigars are? Big brown dicks. Don't you think america has had enough Big Brown Dicks in their mouth?"

Response to: anyone know a good monologue? Posted February 7th, 2005 in General

Do this monolouge:
"There is no spoon!
Neo: ... yeah there is your holding it
Kid: It's not there
Neo: .....
Neo: No i'm pretty sure it's there
Kid: THERE IS NO SPOON
Neo: Kid can you hand me the spoon I need to eat my breakfest
Kid: You can't have something that's not there
Neo: Kid i'm about to slo mo skull fuck you
Kid: Here is your object
Neo: Kid you bent it, that's it you're getting a spanking"

Response to: This One Night... Posted February 7th, 2005 in General

That's lovly, now if you excuse me i'm going to go throw up my organs.

Response to: If Ng Was "Offical Ng "If Ng Was" Posted February 7th, 2005 in General

At 2/7/05 10:03 PM, -stem- wrote: more mods than users.

OH WAIT, THAT'S ALREADY HAPPENING >:(

HAHAHHAHAHAH

Yeah I actully agree, maybe cut all the bad ones, like the ones who ban you because they thought of a funny comment to add when banning you.
Yeah i'm most defently going to get a message from a mod saying
"Yup, banned, because I can ;o"

Response to: Songs that bring a tear to your eye Posted February 7th, 2005 in General

Linkin Park - My December

The song makes no fucking sense, but it seems like it could be sad.

Response to: John Stewart Pwns! Posted February 7th, 2005 in General

When has John Stewert Not pwned?

Response to: Video Game Quiz Posted February 6th, 2005 in General

At 2/6/05 11:11 PM, HaroFreak wrote:
At 2/6/05 11:03 PM, AntiangelicAngel wrote: Your weekend?
That's not a video game.

Sure it is

Video Game Quiz

Response to: Video Game Quiz Posted February 6th, 2005 in General

Ok now I'll make a question:
Name this game that has a gun in it
HINT: It's not Doom

Response to: What level r u on in the internet? Posted February 6th, 2005 in General

At 12/19/04 05:38 PM, Denvish wrote: Level 99

There's only 80 levels

WOW YOU MUST BE AWESOME

Response to: best videogame TV series? Posted February 6th, 2005 in General

At 2/6/05 09:49 PM, CovertOperative wrote: Imagine if CounterStrike was a tv series...

CT1: So anyways I was like naked at this daycare an-
CT2: OMG WTF *Shoots CT1 in head* PWNED!
CT3: WTF!!1 NO TK!!

Counter strike would be an awesome show
Halo is even a show
www.redvrblue.com
Not to mention...:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/59679
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/63923

^_^

Response to: best videogame TV series? Posted February 6th, 2005 in General

PKEMN IS SA GOO

Response to: What is your favorite key? Posted February 6th, 2005 in General

MY FAVORITE KEY IS CAPS LOCK WHEN I PRESS IT I'M SO EXZLIRATED OMG I DID IT WHILE POSTING IT'S SO GOD DAMN FUN!!!!!

Response to: Are you afraid of the dark? Posted February 6th, 2005 in General

At 2/6/05 09:43 PM, boloneyman wrote: Yeah, when nick was still a good channel.

When the hell was that?

Response to: Do you like Glasses on a woman? Posted February 6th, 2005 in General

Depends, I mean the girl on overstock.com looks better (still ugly) with glasses on, when she takes them off, AH!!

Sometimes it's secsay

Response to: work for you Posted February 6th, 2005 in General

At 2/6/05 02:16 PM, NanoBeer wrote: no one going to do it.

Yup.

work for you

Response to: work for you Posted February 6th, 2005 in General

I'll be the first to say:
You're level 1, retard.