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Because chess wasn't boring enough!

But that must be hard to program...

Yes he is so hlarous!:
8====D
PEN0R!
LOL!
...
Do you see my point?

Britan keeps screwing stuff up.
First changing the sides of the roads.
And now this. What next?

Sad thing is I was using the ones that have 2 wheels next to the other 2 wheels...
I'd hate to see my sad attempt on the ones that are 4 wheels straight through.

I went rollerblading like 3-4 years ago at a party. I is the sux at it.

I think it took me like an hour before I could get across the room without falling, also goes with ice skating :(
Meh, i'll just stick to bikes and walking.

Give me your best work :)
Chances are i'll keep this one anyway but i'll give it a shot!
How about a shotgun with my name on it.

That would be good for people who space out, like they look out the window. There should be like a big Picture:
"WTF ARE YOU DOING LOOKING AT HIS? GET BACK TO CLASS"
That would defently help me.

Your mother of course, oh wait that's mother's day.

I'll praobbly get a cheap gift. Like, choclates, or flowers. Those seem to never fail.

At 2/13/05 09:16 AM, _Mary_ wrote:

At 2/13/05 09:14 AM, Flameo-Ninja wrote:

Actually rollerskating/rollerblading is very good exercise. Why don't you stop being a smartass and contribute something?

Because being a smart ass is funnier :(
Well, i'll try, it's going to take a lot of work *Rocky Music*
Hahhaha *Runs Away*

I don't see how it's exrcise, You basically sway your feet once or twice and then you go about 100 feet. That is unless you're going up hill, which would be hard if you had to tie your shoe ;o

I'm a ninja!

Who the fuck reollerblades?
"HAHAHAHAHHAHAH DO YOU LIKE ME ON MY MOVEABLE SHOES??? I"M SUCH A LAZY FUCK I DON'T EVEN WALK ANYMORE, I FIND SLOPES AND GO DOWN THOSEE!!"
Damn, it's called walking. Also if you want to ride of wheels, buy a car.

Chances are the clock on newgrounds went WTCZO0z and screwed it up.

Well you're eitehr hallucating or it was a glitch

Pussy

The reviews are 3 pages long.
Meaning he made a decent flash, not like "OMFG THIS IN FRONT PAGE MATERIAL!1!" then he changed it, which I hate...
-.-

At 2/13/05 08:53 AM, AsiaNStrikE wrote: What does chocolate have to do with Harry Potter?

Prof. Lumpin or w/e gave kdis choclate when Dementors were around, which supposivly helps them.
Oh pwned I'm nerdier then Enoll.

It's getting mass zeros, it;ll blam eventually.

Congrats on saving the user of the day's image and posting it.
You have contributed to the fourms.
I like The Walrus better although most of his games are like OMG LOOK BRITNEY HAS POINTED TITTES!111

That's why if you have a revolutionary good looking flash, finish 5 episodes before relasing, then release one every 2 months or so. That way by the time you get to 6 you should be on 7-8.
Also we'd hate for a lawsuit to come up
coughcouhgGERU'SBLADEcoughcough

What about Link's Quest for Ass 3?
It's been like 2 years.
What is this Blade 2 ????
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=83834

Why buy that when you can by your loved ones:
THE THOUGHT!:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3948957900
Sad thing is that it was sold for 8 dolalrs. Man.

He found out he was in clock crew, and decided to kill himself.

For everyone who called this guy a loser.
WATCH CREUL INTENTIONS.
If your sister was that hot you'd fuck her too. But then again she could be like red neck looking, which would be considered:
"Hawt"
I didn't read those 4 damn pages so I dunno if this was mentioned yet.

*Salud compadre*

OMG IT'S SPANISH.
Ozcar be spanisho, in spainishland, with those water slides, and all that salsa

I use google because it's easy to get out of. When there's this big page of naked celebs I can always say
"Oh man, what if some kid had to do a project on this"
Then I type in Brad Pitt or something to make it seem like I was just searching random crap.

So, if you are or are not being sarcastic:
In order to play Counter Strike online, I have to play Half Life 2 online or Counter strike 1 online in order to play CZ online.

Oh that makes sense.

Crotch
Ctorjr
yeah real close.

At 2/12/05 09:33 PM, terqui wrote: its just that you suck at steam.

Ok I suck, now what's wrong with it, or how do I stop those retarded messages from showing up??

Since I am despret to masturbate at times I quickly go to the engine that brings me porn:
Google Images
So anyway i've found pics of naked celebs like, Carmen Electra and J Lo, but when I try to go back there the image never shows up, as if google deletes it. Why not just put up a message
"Sorry no naked pics here, you sick fuck"
This happen to anyone else?

I knew I should've made the title "LIDSEY LOHAN FOUND NAKED!!"