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Is it even a question:
Alphabet of Manliness
Or the Alex Rider series. The First one is Stormbreaker the 2nd is Point Blanc or Blank or something, should keep you roccupied. Or the Artemis Fowl books :)

WARNING: If you do not like the idea of testicles being represented with icing, don't click this.
Pic here
Wtf kind of event do you have to be at to have a picture of that

At 8/8/06 01:44 AM, DRAINTHEBLOOD wrote: how about a cybrog?

i did a quick pencil sketch just for your thread

Now do tentacle porn and you'll have a job on the internet.

How about Link's Quest For Ass 3? A series that doesn't suck, we've been going for three years now hurry the fuck up xritualfaminex
http://www.newground..om/portal/view/83834

Too many pages means no one will read my hilarous comments
+EGO POINTS
And they're normally stupid anyway. I go for the new stuff.

Animal Abuse.
Seems to be a trend, but my cat was taken by some jackasses and they tortued it to death. They went to juvie and did communtiy service, they should've died.

I'd fuck that bitch up, she wouldn't be able to shit for a week.

But it brings up a few questions:
Talking dirty to myself?...
If I beat it does that make me a woman hater or an emo?

At 8/6/06 08:20 PM, Babiegrl0809 wrote: So when I first got condoms I went w/ my friend Mandy. We decided to be sketchy as hell and act like we were lesbians. So we walked in arms around each other kissing each others necks and stuff.

Next time video tape it so we can understand your story better.

I drew a helicopter instead

But this drawing doesn't suck ass

ITZ TEH EPSOWSD TAHT SKIKPD FYVE

Great stuff

At 8/8/06 01:14 AM, Leon_cleric wrote: Tidus from FFX he lead a secret life

No he was just a jackass.
If anyone is gay it's Wakka.

At 8/8/06 01:04 AM, cowidiot666 wrote: u dont cyber with random ppl on the net, i dont know if u know about the game stick arena but random sn,s like sexy nikki ask me out or hot babe! there guys! 53 YEAR OLD guys who have 10 COCKS!!!! ps ~ o yeah this took a while to type cus i typed it on a psp

What the hell did you just say

The Matador.
That movie was so fucking boring.

At 8/1/06 05:52 PM, -Axel- wrote: Yes, there is actualy a list of the gayest video game characters. Here they are, the queerest of the queer. (you might need to try a few times, the server is loaded with veiws)

http://gaygamer.net/index.php?s=gayest

And who is #1? The zelda character we hate the most, Tingle.

http://gaygamer.net/index.php?id=214

Ur leate.
BAN HIM

At 8/7/06 10:53 PM, strawberryhitler wrote:

At 8/7/06 10:53 PM, roboxpirate wrote: I'm guessing you accidently put the 0 beside the 8 in your profile?

I'm guessing you added 2 extra years to your age in your profile

I'm guessing you added 74 years to yours.

My best prank was yelling booty call during math class. It wasn't that funny but I didn't get in toruble so, eh. I'm no prankster.

England:
The only place where the south is cool.

At 8/7/06 03:40 PM, Doogens wrote: I'M LEVEL 2 LOL

Fail.

Sig Animator 2000.

Or some Gif thing, and stuff. Use google.

Rocp

Or Metal Rap (AKA Rage Against the Machine)

This is the game you have to INTALL on your console?

No.
I heard you have to install it twice on your PC.

At 8/7/06 05:30 PM, JackTheMagicPickle wrote: LET'S GO TELL NEWGROUNDS AND ASK FOR ADVICE FROM 13-18 YEAR OLD LOLWTFPWNZORXD.

Wow.

Guess what! (Picture)

I agree with the stripping and standing naked on the porch, unless he's HEARTLESS. And how is going to your house threatening? Maybe he's going to give you a birthday cake. And you can call the police and say you're really worried, if they don't help. Then you can HOPE you die so you can get that asshole fired. Now for the picture for mister JackTheMagicDick:

n00b: A jackass who uses numbers and "1337 Speak"
Noob: A moron
newb: A new person, who is not annoying

"I'm sure the bridge will hold"

FUCK NO
That's the worst video card in the world. It can't even play The Movies or Hitman 2. I have a GeFroce 6600 and it can play Far Cry on low low settings. If you want to PC game on GTA and Half Life 2 you need to drop around $400 bucks buddy. It's not like console gaming where you can spend 200 dollars and be set for 5 years. Just to warn you GTA: SA was coded terribly so you'd need a very good card in order to run that. Half Life 2 might be easier though, but don't expect to be starting off with VERY HIGH settings from the get go.

You're better off with something with Nvidia like GeForce 7XXX The Xs are for different numbers, if a 7800 exsists, go ahead and get that. Or a Raedeon 9000 or something. My friend could help you but he's not online.

Depends if you have DS or PSP.

Man I owned myself, I meant harddrive in some places and other stuff. It was suppose to make sense.

But yeah the Core System was a terrible idea, and it's been said the only people who would buy it is people who don't bother reading the fine print and just look at the lower price. I guess this proves them right.

At 7/27/06 05:50 PM, CUBErt wrote: Story

You're a fucking moron. The "storage device" (AKA the STORAGE DEVICE) guess how much it costs: $100 DOLLARS. Guess what, you could've gotten a wireless controller, a headset, which you could use your 30 day gold trial and by the way, with Silver (The free one) you can still talk to people USING YOUR HEADSET.

I can't believe there's someone alive who thought the Core Version was a good idea. Hard drive also helps load times. Just, wow.

Myspace sucks

BY DA WAY

That's a lot corn. So much so it could fit a mountain, like a lmaotain

No.