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Response to: The rape story chain mail! Posted November 7th, 2007 in General

It's hard for one to take stuff like this seriously, since almost all the time the characters all for some reason speak in rhyme or sounds like they've read one too many Shakespeare novels.

Anyways, it's enough to say this is almost as bad as that stupid "Teddy" chain mail.

Response to: Predictable Topics. Posted November 7th, 2007 in General

Well considering this is a forum for a place which lets stuff like Kitty Kat Krew walk around, it's not too hard to see how this "brochure" of our topics can by so easily ^^

Response to: What if Pokémon were real? Posted September 8th, 2007 in General

I'd have to say that Japan would have a lot of using real Pokemon for all their porn :)

That and we'd be so screwed when it came down to feeding all these damnable poke-abominations. We already hardly have enough food or ourselves but now you want several million more things to feed?

Oh and..

DO A BARREL ROLL!

Response to: My Newgrounds Wallpaper Posted August 24th, 2007 in Art

Ooh, looks very nice.
*grabs a copy of his own and smacks it on his desktop*

Response to: I Made a Girl Cry Posted August 24th, 2007 in General

I guess I'll be the first to say it:

Do a barrel roll!

Response to: Diablo2 is the worst game ever made Posted August 20th, 2007 in General

Err...no offence to us gamers but usually anyone who plays more than 30mins of a video/computer game in a day is considered a nerd lol.

Though "Gamer" is a better word to describe most "Nerds" their still the same thing in the sense.

Response to: Diablo2 is the worst game ever made Posted August 20th, 2007 in General

How about Solitaire and Minesweeper?
It's completely devoid of anything but one single purpose so there isn't really any room for bugs or advancement.

Anyways Diablo II does suck, another reason you can tag onto why it does is because people buy items with real $$$ so you can have some rich kid that can't play the game worth damn but he spends some cash and now has the best gear imaginable and now goes around killing people left and right and climbing the ladder like a maniac.

The best game I've seen so far was Rapplez but even that game had it's bugs.

Response to: A Nice Friendly Insult Posted August 20th, 2007 in General

I'll be the Flame Target for today by saying this:

People who fall back to insults, are usually people who just don't know how to use proper vocabulary or just don't know how to express themselves well.

*attempts to dodge incoming flames but obviously can't dodge them all and gets fragged*

Cause seriously, if you go up to someone and say those "Yo momma..." jokes are pathetic, seriously those are just stupid insults and what if one of the things you say is true? If someone's mother really is dying or has AIDs or has some kind of debilitating disease then it comes back and bites you in the butt.

So that's my penny.

Response to: Fingering a Girl? Posted August 20th, 2007 in General

I have to say, despite the staff setting all those rules for forums, we can literally post anything we want...
I'm surprised someone hasn't posted a "Pro-Sodomy" or "Pro-Child-Porn" just out of the fact the staff don't seem to care about the BBS =p

But I think you're better off using Google, then asking for Sexual Advice from us. I'm actually surprised no one has said: "Do a barrel roll!" yet.

Like really people...why isn't the thread cluttered with stupid, immature remarks yet!

*mutters* Slackers.

Response to: Someone trying to hack my account? Posted August 19th, 2007 in General

Unless you're some kind of person of power in NG or some really popular person of NG, why would anyone hack forum accounts?

Response to: My first sushi experience Posted August 19th, 2007 in General

LOL, I guess that's one way to describe the taste of sushi.
Must've been some good stuff eh?

Response to: Someone trying to hack my account? Posted August 19th, 2007 in General

Ok so someone tried to figure out your pw...
As long as no one but you has access to your email you're fine.
And if you're still nervous, scan for spyware, check all your boot-legged software.
Delete all your porn.
And change your password every week.

Oh yah and...THIS IS MADNESS!

Response to: What to do!!!? Posted August 19th, 2007 in General

Oh and here's the Urban Dictionary stuff on "Do a barell roll."

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph p?term=do+a+barrel+roll

Response to: What to do!!!? Posted August 19th, 2007 in General

I think...
I think....
I think.....
You should ask yourself why the heck you're wanting relationship advice from us, even worse since this is Newgrounds.

Better yet, stop asking for advice from a site that has nothing to do with relationships!

Oh yah and...THIS IS MADNESS!

Response to: Mustard or ketchup on hot dogs? Posted August 19th, 2007 in General

Mustard, Ketchup, Onions!

Response to: R.I.P. Blue lamp. Posted August 19th, 2007 in General

Err...it's called pulling a $10 outta your wallet and buying a new one.
Either that or a big tube o' Supa Glue.

Response to: Super Explosive Mario 64! Posted August 19th, 2007 in General

I guess the guy didn't read the bit about No Hacking/Illegal Stuff Allowed eh?

It's like painting a target sign on your face XD

Response to: What is your favorite saying? Posted August 19th, 2007 in General

"You're fucked, seriously, fucking fucked!"

Response to: Worst birthday Gift? Posted August 19th, 2007 in General

Socks or any other type of clothing.

Worst would have to be a card with the whole "it's the thought that counts" deal.

Response to: I wish NG allowed animated sigs... Posted August 19th, 2007 in General

Err...if he was Amish then this site wouldn't exist.
Since Amish people usually stay away from modern day technology.

Response to: Rs Ng Chat Posted August 19th, 2007 in General

RS < Everything.

It's like asking if anyone here wants to watch 6 hours of Friends Re-runs followed by eye-ball piercing session.

Response to: They need to remake Mars Attacks! Posted August 19th, 2007 in General

Mars Attacks?
As in the movie?
As in the cheesey stupid movie?
Gah! No! Leave it be!

Response to: Taurine Posted August 19th, 2007 in General

Hell, I'm 19 and i'm only 5'5" but then again I'm asian and we're usually short sometimes.

And I think Cocoa Cola Zero is more dangerous because of it's Aspertane, either that or the really new energy drinks that have this drug which actually speeds up your heart (different then caffeine).

Response to: speaking in chat speak? Posted August 19th, 2007 in General

Like omg! Wtf is wr0ng w/ u?!
Lyke Wee awl speek gud!

Response to: That game you enjoyed Posted August 19th, 2007 in General

Final Fantasy VII : Dirge of Cerberus
Tales of Symphonia
Neverwinter Nights
Your Momma

Response to: the simpsons movie Posted August 19th, 2007 in General

All the movie ended up was a extra long episode of Simpsons.
Heck, most movies based off a tv-show or video game or whatever usually nose dives and then face plants in a bucket of horse manure.

Response to: So i finally watched 300... Posted August 19th, 2007 in General

Saw it in theatres.
Own it on DVD.

Best action film so far in my taste.
Have yet to see a movie do decapitation and limb severing any better.

Best scene yet was the K.O of the War Rhinoceros and the Alchemical Bombs Gone Bad.

Oh yes..and...THIS IS MADNESS!

Response to: Fucking myspace twats Posted August 18th, 2007 in General

It's MySpace!
What did you expect?!

There are two type of people on MySpace.

1. People actually think that MySpace is an actual community.
2. People who know that MySpace is actually a place to spam and act like idiots.

Response to: Vista- Aint so bad, infact, awsome. Posted August 18th, 2007 in General

Anyone here remember that in the Term of Use of Vista it includes a line which states something along the lines of:

"By agreeing to this, you thereby allow Microsoft any or all access to your computer and the ability to delete any illegal or bootlegged software from your PC"

Cause it does.
You use Vista and they can delete anything they want from your computer, anytime they want :)

Enjoy actually paying for photoshop.

Response to: Disturbing Fetish ( Very Very Nsfw) Posted August 18th, 2007 in General

Not a screamer if you're all thinking that, just cartoon necrophilia *shivers*
If Jesus ever asked me (as if) if there was one thing I'd like to be removed from mankind I'd have two choices:

1. Bush
2. That crazy shit.