Should call them Swfanks. You know you want to.

Just outta curiosity, is Newgrounds going to be promoted at every ComiCon? There's the ComiCon coming up to Chicago that I'm going to, and it'd be really cool to see Alien Hominid up here

Yeah.. I Heard About That Show.. And I Think It's Gonna Suck.. So I Probably Won't Watch It. Still Just Give You As Much Support At Possible. Yay For You.

Yes.. I Think Pretty Much Anyone On NG Wants To Go To E3.. But We Can't. At Least.. Not Yet..

Ooo.. And The Matrix! There Was A Terrible Disappointment. Damn Sequals

At 5/10/03 11:09 PM, EarthCrisis wrote:

At 5/10/03 05:25 PM, Fizzo wrote: Wow, I Wish I Could Post On The Front Page Whenever I Made A New Movie. Think Of The Publicity Mine Would Revieve. But, Most Of Us Can't Post On The Front Page, So We Have To Get Our Scores Without Making A Big Pointless Deal About It. This Flash Wasn't Worth Taking Up Front Page Room For.

You shut up I think the movie kicked ass. You can suck a midget's giant cock, that's half his size.

You Idiot, I'm Not Saying The Thing Wasn't Good. It Was Alright, But It Wasn't Worth Making A New Post On The Front Page. It's An Abuse Of Power In Order To Get More Votes On His Movie. Noobs See His Ability To Be On The Front Page, And Assume He's As Good As Tom, Kiss His Ass, And Vote High On His Movies. It Aint Fair. And By The Way, You're A Nazi Sucking Goat Monger:)

Wow, I Wish I Could Post On The Front Page Whenever I Made A New Movie. Think Of The Publicity Mine Would Revieve. But, Most Of Us Can't Post On The Front Page, So We Have To Get Our Scores Without Making A Big Pointless Deal About It. This Flash Wasn't Worth Taking Up Front Page Room For.

Wanna Know What I Think You Should Do, Tom? Of Course You Do. I Think You Should Have Like, A Weekly Challenge Sort Of Thing.. Like.. Make A Post Every Wednesday Or Something Telling Us An Idea Someone Gave You For A Game, And See Who Makes It! It'll Be Great Fun! And Give Prizes! It's A Sexy Idea, If You Ask Me

And By The Way, I Only Read Two Of The Six Pages Here, So If Someone Else Came Up With The Same Idea, Fuck You!

At 3/26/03 02:43 PM, Cyshooter wrote:
The look isn't that bad, besides I heard that that is the last time they do it like that....wait, why hate the gamecube?

Eh, The Gamecube Has Already Gotten On My Nerves. The Whole Controller Itself Is Hard To Adjust Too, Being A PS2 Lover. And Nintendo And Friends Are Doing The Same Cartoonish Thing With All Their Games.. Maria Being One Of Them, With Super Mario Sunshine, Which I Really Hate.. It Just Looks Like It Wont Last

Uh.. Not Unless Someone Refers You Is It Possible To Get More Than Ten Points.. But I Think The Referrer Thing Was Shut Down, So I Dunno..

The Game Looks Already.. I Really Hate What They've Done With It, Though.. The Whole Child Look Really Messes Up The Thing, And Makes Me Hate The Gamecube Even More. I Hope The Game Does Go Back Eventually To How It Started, That Looked A Whole Lot Cooler

Uh.. It's Already Come Out.. And I Already Got It! Whoo!

At 3/26/03 01:49 PM, ArtTerrorismTactics wrote: My first response was: Who the fuck is Advil Lavigne?
Then upon reading your entries I gathered that she is some kind of pop singer or something. My question to you: Who gives a fuck? If she is so terrible, why do you even know her name? When I was in high school (a couple of years ago) and everyone liked crappy music and played it all the time and they played in school and at dances and shit, I just basically blocked it out and couldn't have told you the name of any of those "musicians." There is so much good music out there, I don't see why anyone would bitch about the shitty stuff.

Well.. It's Pretty Hard Not To Know Who She Is At The Moment. With Her Face Printed Onto Ever Fuckin Magazine, You Can't Walk Around The Block With Someone Talking About Her And Her Fuckin "Sk8er Boi". And Besides, Even Though We Can Tune Out The Music, There Are Musicians Out There (Like Avril) Who Have Only Gotten Popular Just Because They Got Some Damn Record Deal And Was Under Twenty. She's The Youth Of Our Nation. God Help Us...

Uh, And In That List Of Bands There, You Forgot Disturbed, You Bastard. DISTURBED!

Yes Wade.. Name It Pico.. This Will Prove, Beyond A Shadow Of A Doubt, that NG Does Control Your Life. And I'm Sure Naming Your Child After A Kid Who Shoots Up His School Wont Be Too Damaging Either. Go For It!

Of Course, If You Don't Like Pico (And Why Would That Be?) You Could Always Go With.. Ringo!

..Ya Know, That Was My Theory Too. Now He Needs Alf And Hulk Hogan As His Sales Rep, And Have Them Shout "Can You Hear Me Now" In Elevators.

...Am I Cool Yet?

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Yeah, I'll Click On That Link! It Couldn't Be A Trick, Could It? (Oozes With Sarcasm)

If Saddam does surrender peacfully, the other countries will back down for little while since Saddam backed down, but Bush will, as said before, attack any country Saddam sets foot in, that is, if his own people don't get him first for backing out of the war. But, it would suck though, if Saddam didn't back down because drafting people is a waste of time, money, power, and lives. Bush, instead of trying to solve this peacfully, is going to throw the power of America around wherever he wants until he's gone.

No matter what Saddam does, Bush will not let him leave peacefully. Bush is stubborn and will make up reasons if he has to to attack Iraq, or any other country, for example, even if there are protests, or treaties signed, or even if Iraq surrenders, because Bush is a dueche! There, I said it.

Hrm.. You Know Tom, You Do Have Hundreds Of NG Minions Who Will Strike Down This Major Company In One Huge Riot. Newdgrounds Aint The Great Anyway. I Wont Pay For My Porn When I Could Get It Somewhere Or Another For Free.

At 2/17/03 06:11 AM, fourchinnigan wrote: That's all for now. Hope I didn't knock anything important off the front page.

Nah, There Aint Never Anything Important On Our Front Page, All We Need Now Is Good Ol' P-Bot To Take Up Everything There.

At 1/23/03 05:32 PM, jcool_83 wrote: hopefully he dosnt go to war....if he dosnt go to war in 8 weeks i get extra credit in my college class

Well, actually I hope HE goes to war while we point and laugh as they shoot the tard. But for the sake of free points in your class, that would suck.

...It Is So Easy To Just Download Ganguro Girl Deluxe From Kazaa, Those Dumbasses Deserved To Have Their Accounts Deleted.

Uhh...Don't Worry, You Could Just Vote On Your Own Movie Daily, You'll Be In The Top 50 In No Time!

So..Uh..Cheer Up, And Cheat!:D

At 1/23/03 06:29 PM, Digital_Chameleon wrote: That fear.com ad scared the shit out of me, this voice started talking, and i scroll up and this face rushes out of the screen at me. I shit myself, no I'm not kidding, I actually shit myself. brb.

Yes, The Exact Same Thing Happened To Me Not To Long Ago. And Now That Fuckin Coke Thing Popped Up..I'm Paranoid Now..*Shudder*

At 1/23/03 06:26 PM, Dounut wrote: I don't know, you have to ask the all-knowing Matthew Lesko

Good Ol' Matt Lesko...

At 1/23/03 06:26 PM, AvocadoClock wrote: L by OrangeClock
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=55896

StrawberryClock VI also by OrangeClock
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=32673

See? Just Those Links Should Prove Why People Support Clocks. Because They Don't ALWAYS Submit Crap, Just Some Of The Time. Otherwise, They're Very Good Artists, That Do Actually Submit Quality Work:D

At 1/23/03 06:23 PM, Fizzo wrote: Merry Christmas...Here's Some Good Clock

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=75688

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=70531

I Dunno How To Make Links, Just Copy And Paste

Uh..It Works Now, I Guess..Nevermind....

Merry Christmas...Here's Some Good Clock

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=75688

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=70531

I Dunno How To Make Links, Just Copy And Paste

Legacy Of Kain Kicks All Ass, The Best Being Blood Omen 2..But I Don't Wanna Put No Damn Numbers Into My Sig:\

There's A Simple Reason To All This, And It's Because That The Clocks Draw Better Flash Than You Ever Could.
Ya See, Even Though There Is Alot Of Clock-Crap On NG, There Is Also Very High Quality Flash And Artwork. For Some Of The Clocks, Even Though They Have Tricky, They Also Make Totally Kick Ass Flashes.
And Of Course, There Are The Wannabee Clocks, Who Make Shit For No Real Reason.