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At 12/31/09 03:01 AM, FenTiger wrote:

At 12/31/09 02:56 AM, Fiziks wrote:

At 12/31/09 01:08 AM, dantehawesomeman wrote: sluts that wear short shorts and Uggs.

Welcome to California.

This. I get so tired of it, too.

I've lived in California all my life, and I have never met someone quite as stupid as I have at my highschool.

I shit you not, she is the bane of my existence and when she opens her mouth I strain every fiber of my being to not cry at her ignorance.

Quick Example:

Girl: So, who won World War 2?

Class:

Teacher:

Me:

At 12/31/09 01:08 AM, dantehawesomeman wrote: sluts that wear short shorts and Uggs.

Welcome to California.

At 12/29/09 02:08 PM, killer32 wrote:

If someone here even got halfway through their freshman year in
highschool they would know
communism is great on paper, but ultimately fails. Terribly.

this are all lies so you would remain a slave (also im doing great in high school)

I bet you excel in history. Unfortunately you fail to heed to the fact that communism put Russia through decades of turmoil and left them on the verge of destruction.

At 12/29/09 01:56 PM, Yhtomit wrote:

At 12/29/09 01:55 PM, killer32 wrote:

At 12/29/09 01:54 PM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote: Hey guys! I'm 14 and I think communism is cool! Let me demonstrate my ignorance and stupidity in the form of a thread.

don't you see my ignorance and stupidity will lead us to victory

Or into a brick wall.

... Or into a ditch behind some chemical factory with bullets in us.

If someone here even got halfway through their freshman year in highschool they would know communism is great on paper, but ultimately fails. Terribly.

At 11/25/09 06:24 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: Nickelodeon has become shit lately.

Whoa, lately? Nickolodeon has been shit since they got rid of gems like Rug Rats and stuff. About the same time Cartoon Network dropped Gundam Wing and Dragon Ball Z.

At 12/27/09 07:03 PM, OneLastCaress wrote:

At 12/27/09 06:26 PM, Fiziks wrote:

At 12/27/09 06:24 PM, loubob wrote: gotta admit the "no russian" mission seems fun though.

It feels like a full-body orgasm from hell.

Basically the best thing ever.

was I the only one that hated that mission? You just walked too damn slow.

That was the only thing that made it *slightly* annoying, but it was almost like a tease because you couldn't wait to turn the next corner or go up the next staircase.

At 12/27/09 06:30 PM, loubob wrote: Also, to contribute properly to this thread, i suggest to the OP to invest in a ps1, not sure how much it is acoss the pond but in jolly old England i haven't seen one exceed £15, then get a game with it too (crash bandicoot, for nostalgia's sake, if you played it), read up about the ps1 swap trick, burn a game called LSD to a CD Rom, play and enjoy. For only a little bit of money you can have fun for the rest of the holidays while TRIPPIN' BALLZ.

Here in the colonies a PS1 is an Ebay item, at least where I live. You used to be able to go find a Nintendo or something in your neighborhood pawn shop or Matt's Game Exchange, but now you're lucky to even find a used PS2.

At 12/27/09 06:25 PM, TurtleHood wrote: I'm not a dude in the first place. And girls don't date guys for their videogames, dip. More likely the lack of.

I am all too aware of this fact. By the way 'twas a joke.

At 12/27/09 06:24 PM, loubob wrote: gotta admit the "no russian" mission seems fun though.

It feels like a full-body orgasm from hell.

Basically the best thing ever.

At 12/27/09 06:07 PM, TurtleHood wrote: The only games I don't play are rated M, and sucky horror crap. I own a Nintendo Wii and DS. PS2 and PSP.

So basically you're looking to never get laid?

E-Penis +10 Inches.

Oh hey guys whats going on?

Like I said, Juggernaut chicks are hawt.

At 12/27/09 05:52 PM, GodsBitch wrote:

At 12/27/09 05:46 PM, Fiziks wrote: I'm so late to the party, aren't I?

Yes! The tea is cold and the crumpets are stale.

Doesn't sound like it was much of a party.

For me its sweet Juggernaut love.

At 12/27/09 05:37 PM, Blounty wrote:

Old

but it's still good, it shows Newgrounds is not just a faceless company

I'm so late to the party, aren't I?

TURN ON.

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Everything you need (and want) to know about Will Stamper and the Newgrounds team.

So we've seen them at Comic-Con. We've seen them in quality Flash work. Now we look at them like never before. Especially Stamper. Just watch, you'll see what I mean ;D

At 12/26/09 03:33 AM, ZStriefel wrote: you think you're family is weird? think again.
you didnt have get into a fight with your grandma cause you thought singing happy birthday to jesus was asinine.

I can't really top that.

Gramps was over earlier, usually hes already had a few before he even shows up but he was taking it easy today only had a glass of red wine at about 3 PM and another at 6.

Should've seen him at Thanksgiving though. Goin' on about how he would get drunk after playing poker with his friends at the ranch and he'd pass out then they'd put him on his horse and the horse would walk him home.

And the time he supposedly got drunk, forgot where he parked his car, stumbled back onto the Navy base in Alamedia (California), took a helicopter out for some 'practice runs', and recon'd his car.

But no, I could never top the Jebus cake.

JEBUS.

'Nuff Said.

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What I Got:

620 GB Passport Portable Hard Drive
Wireless Printer/Scanner
Warhammer 40k Stuff
Winter Clothing
Left 4 Dead 2
Assassin's Creed 2
12 Months of Xbox Live
Soft-Sided Shotgun Case + Snap-Caps (20 Gauge)
A Large Sum Of Cash From The Family ($635)

I feel bad that I got so much. I think about all of the people who couldn't afford Christmas. I think about the kids in other countries who are going through hard times, and I can't help but look at myself in almost disgust. I feel very spoiled, and I take these gifts with kind of a heavy heart.

At 12/25/09 02:33 PM, CaptainMax wrote: A cellphone, 50 bucks, marijuana.

C'est bon.

At 12/25/09 01:43 PM, Gateau wrote: Fuck, you guys are spoiled.

Oh, c'est Gateau. J'aime gateau de chocolat.

nom nom.

My older brother is all mad because he thinks I got more than he did, but hes forgetting the ski trip my parents are paying for him! Hes a dick sometimes. Most of the time.

All of the time.

JEBUS DAY. IT IS HERE AND IT BEARS GIFTS.

I got:

Warhammer 40k Models/Paints/Tools
Portable Hard Drive
Wireless Printer/Scanner
Snap-Caps for shotguns
Shotgun Case
Cash from the Grandparentals :3
Assassin's Creed Deux
Left For Dead 2 (It broke my mothers heart to buy me this game :'c)

Merry Christmas Tom. I should be downstairs with family, but no. I'm on your website. This is your present :D

At 12/23/09 09:42 PM, turtleco wrote:

At 12/23/09 09:40 PM, Fiziks wrote: Glad you guys like it. It looks better when it has something to load so I can show off the rest of the text and stuff.

can you send me the flash babe?

Only if you promise to never, ever, call me babe again.

Ever.

Glad you guys like it. It looks better when it has something to load so I can show off the rest of the text and stuff.

I think this collab now has a preloader.

That's the finished version.

At 12/21/09 02:45 PM, Yhtomit wrote: Yeh, you should see the part he did for the Sketch Collab. He should be able to give us something good.

Oh, stop.

Here's what the preloader looks like right now. Unfortunately because there is nothing to load, you can't see some of the other text I changed for the loading bar. I started in on LazyMuffins head/face and I'm taking my time because I want it to look similar to his style of art.

At 12/19/09 07:56 PM, turtleco wrote: once it loads, maybe I could make an animation of him shooting and stuff, and it'll transition to the menu.

Spunds good.

As for the preloader I've translated some of the text into Hebrew and changed the colors up some. I'm gonna draw LazyMuffin tonight or tomorrow and show you guys.

At 12/19/09 05:45 PM, turtleco wrote:

At 12/19/09 04:35 PM, Yhtomit wrote: Well, considerin it's about LazyMuffin joining the army, having him in the tank might be appropriate, but I think we shouldn't have a simple unproffessional five-minute job. It should visually match the other parts of the collab, which from what we've seen so far, is some really good parts.

I could do any art or animation if necessary. Maybe the menu could be a bunch of drawings of lazy muffin at war smushed together?

Now that I'm thinking about it, I've got a couple of ideas for a menu...

shoot pal.

I have an idea too, how 'bout we put LazyMuffin in the tank with some exaggerated happy look on his face, change the color scheme of the preloader to army green and matching colors, and put an Israeli flag on the side of the tank? Maybe make the edges of the preloader look war-torn and scratched or something. I'll make a preview just to show you guys.