At 7/1/08 10:15 PM, dalmo wrote: Well thanks! You guys sure are fucking helpful....

You decided it was alright to post about a girlfriend (that doesn't exist, i'll bet), and a problem that you could solve yourself if you decide to think for once.

If your girlfriend is that bad, or if you're that obsessive, GET A THERAPIST!

Tl;dr: This kool kid needs to stop posting here, this isn't the right place for this shit.

At 7/1/08 10:12 PM, Atgod88 wrote: My last half hour:

1. Fucking your mum.

2. Smoking.

Oh gawd, you're such a kool kid.

I've been listening to the same song for the past five minutes. And there is still 2:41 to go.

At 7/1/08 10:00 PM, dalmo wrote: Now she is all like. Oh ill go ask my mom. Ya thats fucking right you will. Proabably still wont fucking do shit though.... Its so goddamn annoying you know? Its like, if your gonna dump me do it but shit hurry up already I got a life to take care of....

Oh god, shut the fuck up. It's called therapy, now please stop acting like a whining twelve year old.

OH WAIT.

At 7/1/08 09:56 PM, fivepoint wrote:

At 7/1/08 09:47 PM, Chiklay4 wrote: THE US GOVERNMENT THE HIGHLY popular TV show "Dora the explorer" to teach the upcoming generation the Spanish language ..... fearing that by 2030, Half of the United States population would be native to Mexico .

Underlined where you're missing words.

Capitalized what failed to be underlined. I really thought that would work ;.;

At 7/1/08 09:47 PM, Chiklay4 wrote: The US government the highly popular TV show "Dora the explorer" to teach the upcoming generation the Spanish language ..... fearing that by 2030, Half of the United States population would be native to Mexico .

Underlined where you're missing words.

What I could understand reminded me of that one Absolut ad, where they had a vintage map of the U.S., but Mexico was like everything west of Texas.

too lazy to dig it up.

I don't think I've ever seen the word "Fuck" that many times in a single paragraph.

My dad told me a story once about how he went to a vietnam war veteran's convention with my grandfather, and when he got there, all the vets were tippin over tables n' shit.

Why? one of the Merchandise stalls was selling hats with American flags on them. The problem? On the inside you could clearly read: "Made in Vietnam"

Also, congrats. You pissed off old people. not that hard.

Yeah, I saw it too.

four hours ago, but still.

Can't really say I give a damn, either. It's TV. Deal with it.

Sex is the answer to everything.
No seriously.
"What did you have for breakfast this morning, Jimmy? Tell the whole Class!" "SEX."

Also,

At 6/30/08 11:53 PM, Toastman7007 wrote: Since I'm a huge shotgun fan,

An Auto-Shotgun.

It's been done i'm just too damn lazy to google it.

And if any of you have heard of this: Greek Fire

The exact composition of that shit was kept secret, even today people are struggling for it. we've come close, but haven't got the exact thing.

Also, Greek Fire has it's limits; the material itself burns for a long time and it's a bitch to put out, but it doesn't burn anything, I don't think. There's a difference between combustion and melting, I believe. Also think about when it was invented; during the era of wooden warships.

It could burn on water, though.

It's funny, I actually want to make weapons when I get older.

So basically when I saw this thread I got a huge boner.

And then, when I saw that 90% of the posts has to do with AIDS, my boner ran away.

List of weapons I came up with:

Charge Rifle
Basically, It shoots a round with plasma streaming off of it. Of course, all you would see would probably look like a lightning bolt. Won't tell you how it would work, because someday I hope to get a patent for it. I can tell you it involves Magnetic Charges and Noble Gases, though. Don't confuse it with a Rail Gun either.

Charge Grenade
Works on the same principles as the Charge Rifle, just amplified and uncontrollable.
HINT: IT'S A FRIKKIN PLASMA GRENADE.

Gamma Rifle
Just a thought, no idea how it would work.

Neuro-Disruptor Grenade
Creates a magnetic field/pulse so strong it disables brain function.

Flechette Grenade
I can probably make a working replica of a Halo 3 Spike grenade, just without the ricochet...

So yeah, Am I cool yet?

At 6/27/08 12:23 AM, DJ-Keen wrote: hair, then haircuts sure would suck, wouldn't they?

Also, we'd be some nasty hairy creatures and women wouldn't be NEAR as sexy.

No shit there, Mr. Holmes.

nowadays, hair is useless. buy a hat. end of story.

At 6/26/08 11:50 PM, lawlmaster wrote: Blood Flavored condoms! Or LSD laced condoms.Or condoms with Volcanicity!Or just cum flavored condoms.No wait!Shit flavored condoms!

i'm chalk full of ideas right now.

Chalk full of bullshit too.

it had to be said.

Why not just fill a condom with beer and call it a day?

Stop bumping this.

This whole thread can be summed up with the following:

The Russians haven't made any groundbreaking achievements (that I know of) outside the world of weaponry.

Sorry dude.

At 6/22/08 11:13 PM, junipe wrote: ok so i just got some of thenewgrounds pod casts on my computer and i just synce it with some new songs but now all my new songs are there but the pod casts arnted there can anyone help me because i havnt got a clue

p.s.I AM MAD AS HELL

p.p.splease help me

You have to manually click the check box to allow the syncing of podcasts, just like you do with movies and TV shows.

Otherwise, you have the wrong type of Ipod, dumbass.

There's a simple solution.

DON'T WATCH HENTAI (WHEN YOU'RE NOT HOME ALONE).

At 6/22/08 10:43 PM, gunner-564 wrote:

At 6/22/08 09:20 PM, Strategize wrote: The Metal has grown untamed. We must destroy it.

This is our final mission.

all will fail to kill the beast.....and this will hape to them if they trie....

Bad spelling?

Damn, better steer clear of the beast then.

I'm not sure how some it is that a band that was really just a joke winds up on Guitar Hero. It's a good song, though.

Amazing how people can turn a simple dumbass post into a three page flame war. congratulations, Newgrounds, you never fail to impress.

Seriously, dude, the internet is full of dumbass teenagers, get over it. It's not like it's anything new.

No one says "Testicles" anymore. It's balls or nothing.

The word and idea of Privacy has died, some might argue

At 6/17/08 11:56 PM, BEC3 wrote: Jesus, a flame war already?

I know many of you are divided on GH or real guitars, but can't we all agree that Disney and their ilk don't deserve to be in one of the better music games out there?

Speaking of which, why do people consider The Jonas Brothers, Naked Brothers Band, and others like them rock in the first place? They're barely bad enough to be children's music. And I doubt that they're going to do anything else with their lives, the TV networks own their souls.

Here's a question for you: If god created us in HIS image, but he loves US more than anything else, doesn't that make him egocentric?

At 6/17/08 11:25 PM, This-is-a-NG-profile wrote: guitar hero is a game made for fags who never want to learn a real instrument and think that by pressing buttons on a plastic *guitar* makes them cool.

...?
And a sports game is a...?

As much as I LOATHE The Jonas Brothers, I must say, IT'S A FUCKING GAME. If you don't like it, don't put it on the god damn thing!

Call of duty 4 > you all.

you know it to be true.

At 1/9/08 09:52 PM, Tsuchinoko wrote: Their one my favorite bands.

they ARE my favorite band.

i just haven't updated my profile :3

dude, what the hell is wrong with you!?

do you live in a fucking cave?!?! If you think metallica is emo, you must not know what emo even MEANS.

:glad i got THAT out of my system...

my girlfriend could help you achieve your goal.

she's an anime-obsessed chibi artist.

very fun to hang around with >.>

last one for tonight.

probably...

This is what happens when couples doubt their genetics counselors

this isn't photoshopped. i swear to god.

this is pretty fun, actually...