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12 Forum Posts by "Fistbeard"

Response to: Original "Ban Hammer"? Posted November 11th, 2009 in General

The Guillotine.

Though not a hammer, it's typically just as effective as a perma-ban.

Response to: Fucked Up Movies Posted November 7th, 2009 in General
At 11/7/09 02:47 AM, jmalouin7 wrote: What ever movie this is from

I just sat down and watched the movie.

Holy fuck, why do I feel so... depressed?

Know your Destiny! Posted November 1st, 2009 in General

Post your results so everyone can laugh at you :D

You know son, I used to be like you Posted October 29th, 2009 in General

Begging people not to whip me into telling them things they already know, until my ass was a shredded mess of bloodied meat sponge. I wish I could tell you things are going to get better.

You know son, I used to be like you

Response to: Man blames Silent hill for... Posted October 29th, 2009 in General
At 10/29/09 07:32 AM, Thebunniebrothers wrote: Those are Dutch stereotypes and knowing us, we were probably high as shit.

Ah! So that's where Amsterdam is. I knew I could've come up with something. Too bad it's 6:30 in the morning and I haven't slept in forever.

Response to: Man blames Silent hill for... Posted October 29th, 2009 in General
At 10/29/09 07:24 AM, snapper5 wrote: you know, i really have doubts about how true this is.

why were the doors to the power unlocked? why did it take them 45 minutes to figure out that someone had cut the power?

twats

Well, it IS the Netherlands. I don't know any Netherlandic stereotypes, so I'm just going to stop typing now.

Response to: Stickam Newgrounds Chat Posted October 29th, 2009 in General
At 10/29/09 02:09 AM, HeavyMetalGuy wrote: It's very late and I am playing loud death metal music. Feel free to join me.

War of Attrition is an amazing album. I'm still pissed that I missed Dying Fetus when they came here a month or so back.

Response to: Man blames Silent hill for... Posted October 29th, 2009 in General
At 10/29/09 07:13 AM, TracyJackson wrote: huh, wow...............................

she actually thought she was in a game...

"A 35 year old manknown only as "Jan H.", recently caused a blackout at the Sophia Hospital in the Netherlands because he thought he was in Silent Hill."

Way to read, bro.

What's is manlier... Posted October 29th, 2009 in General

Than a man and a woman? Two men.

What's manlier than two men?

A man and a bear. If you fuck a bear, you're one hardcore motherfucker.

Response to: Rape Posted October 29th, 2009 in General
At 10/29/09 03:46 AM, Sizzlebuzz wrote:
Okay dude. Just because your mother slept around with many men at home, wasn't there, or touched you bad, doesn't mean all women are bad people. It's probably a horrible thing that might have happened to you. It's okay. Let it out.

Quite the opposite. My mother was the only woman who never fucked me over in some way.

All women ARE bad people. They're mentally ill, and no one seems to call them on that. They care about nothing more than themselves and what they want. Motherly instinct? Bullshit. Only reason my mom had me is because she fucked my dad when she was drunk, and thought abortion was wrong. God bless her soul. Oh wait, God doesn't give a fuck. Hmm.

Response to: Rape Posted October 29th, 2009 in General

To avoid rape/beatings: Stay in the kitchen.

I fucking hate women, so much.

Response to: Guy fired for "God" button. Posted October 28th, 2009 in General
At 10/28/09 05:18 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:
At 10/28/09 05:10 PM, slingshot14 wrote: Story here.

I, for one, think this is bullshit.
Thing is though, they in no way have to let him wear it because they're a private company, the fir-

The thing is though, you're from a bullshit nanny state that doesn't let you cough without a tax for it.

Freedom of speech should be universal, no matter the company you work for/school you go to/gender you fuck/etc.