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Who the fuck is CandleJa-

I reckon it's because people who feed trolls are trying to express their obvious superior intellect over the trolls (which they already have because trolls have no brain) in the hopes the troll will get pissed off, leave the thread and bugger off somewhere else.

In reality, the trolls in question are just going to keep acting like a dickhole until a moderator comes along, smashes the banhammer into their skull and locks the thread.

I digress, It's quite fulfilling when you pwn a troll with logic alone, but chances are they're so stupid they won't even be able to get what you (and quite possibly the other threadgoers) are saying through their cement-thick heads.

Now , when one comes across a troll in this fashion, the other people will most likely go for the method mentioned at the very top of my post, but unfortunately, this incidentally rarely ever works and people in the know will go for the other option - sit there like a lemon and wait for the troll's inevitable comeuppance. This group of people, however, are apparently in the minority of forum users and option A is the favoured method, not only for the primary purpose of getting rid of the troll but to possibly pick up some pride points along the way. (Even I sometimes take things like this into my own hands.)

That's why I think they do, anyway.

Wallace out of Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald, whichever one of the three it was.

He had stupidly powerful Pokemon that walled your every attack and completely crushed your team in the meantime. Unless you level-grinded for a couple of hours or you had legendaries in your team, you were pretty much screwed.

FUCKING WHISCASH.

The Golem Overlord from Chrono Trigger.

So, you fight this thing on a big airship, right? When you start the fight, he'll start a countdown which makes you think he's going to use a really strong attack, but then he stops. Why?

BECAUSE HE'S AFRAID OF HEIGHTS.

He will never attack you because of his prominent acrophobia.
So you just... wail away at it until it dies. Better still, if you don't manage to kill him within a certain amount of time, he'll kill himself for you.

What a wuss.

I somehow managed to walk off the edge of Flatgrass GMod.

In Final Fantasy XIII, The Falco Velocycles in Palumpolum were really freaking annoying.

They had lots of health, took ages to stagger, and had a Gatling Gun attack that will always kill its victim outright, no matter how much HP you have at this stage (It does approximately 1800 damage, and the hardiest character you have at this point has 1440 HP). I always cursed whenever I saw one that I couldn't avoid.

I wasted like 6 Phoenix Downs going through that section...

Blast that stupid picture link!

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At 8/11/10 05:00 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote:

At 8/11/10 04:55 PM, iateamexican wrote: Yes to whatever you said.
Someone needs to make a live action Sonic movie.

Indeed.

Danny DeVito would make an awesome Eggman.

At 8/11/10 05:27 AM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote:

At 8/11/10 05:24 AM, Tabascork wrote:

Except Scientology, because Ron L. Hubbard is God.

Bullshit he made up scientology for money, hell he was a science fiction writer making bullshit was his specialty

Well at least that's something we can agree on.

If this Islam religion is bullshit, then what do you believe in? You obviously wouldn't think that whatever you think is right is wrong.

The Ikana Valley in Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask.
The whole place was just a huge mindfuck for me, especially coupled with THE FREAKING MUSIC.

At the part where Tatl said "I feel a bloodthirsty presence" I literally hauled ass out of there.

At 8/10/10 12:44 AM, arcansi wrote: Look at No More Heroes, why does it make you jerk off your lightsaber every 2 minutes? It's retarded and unnecessary.

It's called a beam katana, not a lightsaber! (Sorry, I just had to point that out.)

A handheld SSBB is a pretty considerable possibility IMO. I think Nintendo would most likely make a port for the 3DS and not the original, however, to make full use of its (supposed) real 3D graphics.
I'd certainly like to see a handheld Super Smash Bros. myself, but I still reckon that a gentleman's guess is that it'll keep to the consoles.

Still, you can never be too sure...

I think the worst pain i had was when I touched a construction light (The things on stands people use when they're building or renovating etc.) on the lightscreen while it was still on.

It BURRRRRRNED.

Uh....thanks for that priceless nugget of information, I guess...

Rush us, will ya Nintendo?

I mean they literally just released HG and SS and now they announce a new one like minutes later?

" Sorry, Giratina, but you've become outdated. People want a new legendary Pokemon."
"I WAS ONLY IN FOR A WEEK!"

And about the color, I'm not really that sussed about whether people consider choosing a certain color as racist. Still, there's still a few more crystals...
I would have gone with Quartz and Amethyst IMO.

I reckon it's dependent on what you define as "art". Art is a huge subject with many different definitions. For most people, art is stuff like painting portraits and things like that.

Video games CAN probably be considered as art, inasmuch as drawings of things in the games (like a couple of pictures posted earlier in this thread). Still, quite a few games have an arty feel to them (like Braid and Bioshock) so I think games can fit into art quite plausibly.

Problem is, try telling that to an adult.

I play Monopoly every day for chickens.

54 translations later we get...

Every animal and bird hunting.

Why is that cockatoo holding a gun? Bears with M4 Carbines? OH SHI-

Ouch! A wasp stung me!

54 translations later we get...

Level of people! Perdebi for sale!

...what the hell.

I've heard of a band called Anal Cunt.

No comment.

God, that is just sad.

She went to bed alright, FOREVER.
I really don't think kids this age should be as nihilistic as this.

I think it's a well known fact that an adults first attempt at texting is normally very bad.

"Are you house?" Is complete proof.

"Uh, what does LOL mean? Live On Latrine? Latch over loot?"