At 8/18/08 08:19 AM, HorseSperm wrote: Is this epic fail?
i hope not. im going to go walk around in town with it and have my friend post pics
wish me luck

A Guy Faux mask? I knew you were cool, but now you are fucking kick-ass man. That is far from epic fail. You kick ass man!! NICE MASK! :D

P.S. Recall my camping story?

At 8/17/08 10:21 PM, Sawke wrote: This is bothering me..who is this ugly shit from the Boost commercial?

Good question, to be honest I do not know. Ever since I saw that commercial for the first time, I have always wondered what the fuck that thing is.

God a lot of these are hilarious. I can't stop laughing and thanks the the OP for being a good sport about it all. These are great I made a quick one not sure what I was thinking but I made this. Also on your wall is a piece of wood with a picture of sand and it has words on them. Walk to it and read it I bet it says this:

Footsteps In The Sand

One night a man had a dream.
He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the LORD.
Across the sky flashed scenes from his life.
For each scene, he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand:
one belonging to him, and the other to the LORD.

When the last scene of his life flashed before him
he looked back, at the footprints in the sand.
He noticed that many times along the path of his life
there was only one set of footprints.
He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times of his life.

This really bothered him and he questioned the LORD about it:
"LORD, you said that once I decided to follow you,
you'd walk with me all the way.
But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life
there is only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why when I needed you most you would leave me."

The LORD replied:
"My son, My precious child, I love you and I would never leave you,
During your times of trial and suffering,
when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you."

P.S. You gonna eat that?

ohhh yeh sure you are you're probably watching pron LOL

LOL naw I am not watching that stuff right now. I have porn but I'm not looking at it now. I am just on Newgrounds and listening to my iTunes playlist. Also watching porn is natural......unless you have a girlfriend. If you have a girlfriend cut that shit out ._.

At 8/18/08 06:37 AM, Alastor wrote: Actually, this transcends ordinary horniness. This is full blown FURY.

A massive raging forest fire of fury to take a girl and ravish her.

Wow, hope your day gets better and umm...I hope you get laid? Anyway I do hope things turn out in your favor but in the meantime get yourself some porn? I mean some may say "Porn is pathetic I get real women!" but to hell with them. I'm watching you people....haters D: lol

Well they have a mission! Get to the ovary, I dread to think how it must feel when their route is blocked and then swim around endlessly searching until their death.

Well yeah that is true. I mean that has to suck D:

I'll fight them ghosts! ^_<

Yay ^_^ ~('.'~)

At 8/15/08 04:50 AM, DanTheBard wrote: i think i just killed the antichrist or the next serial killer 30 mins ago yaaaaaaay

I forgot to say "yay Dan" so Imma say it. YAY DAN!!

At 8/15/08 04:32 AM, Wreckages wrote: no because i'm more focusing on the shot term effect (mhm)

Wow lol well honesty is the best policy ;D

At 8/15/08 04:45 AM, CuteAndFuzzy wrote:

At 8/15/08 04:29 AM, Rebel-V-Elite wrote: Have you ever looked at your semen thinking that one of them could have became the smartest or sexiest man or women in the world?

Not with my DNA, hell no.

Lol that made me laugh

At 8/15/08 04:47 AM, bobsmovie wrote: Dont be forcing that guilt on me motherfucker

goes crazy.

Yeah honestly some of us already feel bad about the fact we masturbate, we don't need a guilt trip. But to answer your question, yes. Yes I have :/

At 8/15/08 04:49 AM, Gagsy wrote: Do you ever look at your semen and think about all those sperm who don't even get a chance to fulfill their life's dream?

Gagsy who is to say they even have a dream? Also I personally feel like I am disgusting and pathetic for masturbating anyway D: Also you rock Gagsy camp out in the old abandoned school? I'll only go if you bring strong friends to fight the ghosts if they show up.

At 8/15/08 04:50 AM, DanTheBard wrote: i think i just killed the antichrist or the next serial killer 30 mins ago yaaaaaaay

At 8/15/08 04:18 AM, LiquidSapphire wrote: Go for it.

Base Pic

My Pic

Furbies are one of the several things I loved about the 90s

At 8/13/08 08:48 PM, GiantDouche wrote: I found my senior selling oranges so I took a picture of him. Then I told him if he didn't work on my roof today I would have him deported. I love my senior.

Hmmm not funny, nice attempt though. Señor means sir in spanish and well senior....that would be a grade lvl in high school. :/ I see what you tried to do here but I didn't like it. Good luck with the joke though. I'm sure someone will like it.

At 8/13/08 08:28 PM, Parlux wrote: Yes another motivational picture thread but this one adds a twist. Topic is Memes, It could be any meme you could even make your own if you

Example

Well here is one I made, the image got stretched out but pffft screw it. Here you go guys and gals.

I'm sure this thread was done before but whatever, I'll probably make more.

Well o.k. I changed it again, my wallpaper would be a little picture from Oliver's wallpapers folder. :D I like this, I'll keep it this way for a while.

http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?k5innglvc 7o

At 8/12/08 07:46 PM, dalmo wrote: Have a look!

Tell me what you think!

Make one of your own.

Wow your ass is yellow, do you have Jaundice? Anyway how do you get it so you can save it then link people to it? I wanna make a painting.

This guy seems to understand exactly how this man feels. In fact I'd say that he has had a few bad days himself.

It is God's will that you should be sanctified: that you should avoid sexual immorality; that each of you should learn to control his own body in a way that is holy and honorable, not in passionate lust like the heathen, who do not know God;

Well when I have a girlfriend I am very passionate with her, and if had sex with her passionately and if I lusted for her, I'd do it in a way that is passionate. By lusting passionately I mean I'd lust for her, yet retain the thought that she is a woman. Basically, if I go to do something she doesn't want and she says "don't" then I won't do it, I'll stop. Also hey, come now, don't be a fun sucker. Please give these Bible excerpts to someone who cares. Let us have fun with this question huh?

Have we agreed to make the clone of us a girl yet? And also I am not an identical twin, but I am a twin.....so my clone would be my twin brother. Does this mean that you are asking if I would have sex with my twin? D:

At 8/11/08 11:02 PM, McZero wrote: It's like masturbation. But would you? If you could, have a clone and sex yourself up? I wouldn't...

Make the clone of me female, then I'll think about it.

At 8/11/08 11:50 PM, xXCostelloXx wrote: i <3 all benifiters to this topic ^_^

Why thank you, even me? This one was a bit of a quickie, didn't take long to do. Tell me if I should just stop D:

I'd say he is fucked.

The poor man, no matter how much he hears it he just doesn't want to believe.

At 8/11/08 07:07 PM, YoungAndWise wrote: I CAN'T FIND MY WALLET

My skills suck.

Naw that was quite funny in my opinion :D how were my two photoshops? Besides, after a while you'll get tons better at it trust me :D just gotta keep at it. That was nicely done anyway, I laughed. You just need to eliminate more of that white surrounding him. Other than that you did great :]

Noooooooo!!!!

Sorry if I double posted D: and in case you can't see, the computer to the right is on 2girls1cup.com and the laptop is on 4-chan, you can't see the laptop's screen because he is blocking it.

At 7/16/08 09:26 PM, DraGoN-RaGe-9001 wrote: Well lets see how good you NG'ers are at photoshoping.

Umm here is my attempt. Sorry I'm late btw. This hasn't been done has it?

When will that CJ leave these poor people alone?.....Oh no a police chopper, run, run!!!!!!!!11

At 8/8/08 02:09 AM, BlindToSound wrote: This is my Windows partition.

Good God that is one sexy background!! Is this in Oliver's wallpaper photo? Well....I love it!

At 8/7/08 11:29 PM, Wreckages wrote:

At 8/7/08 11:23 PM, fire-weasel wrote: tell me what you guys think :D

sweet! your desktop looks just like every mac and every windows-wannabe-mac out there!

you're so cool

soz

If that wasn't sarcasm than thank you. If it was I forgive you. Anyway it is eye candy to me. If it can look like a mac and function like a windows then it is the best thing for me :D

I decided to update too. I umm I downloaded objectdock and I downloaded Style XP to help make my Windows XP resemble a mac. So it has the style of a mac and the security, familiar interface, and defense of a Windows :P I also downloaded FinderBar or something like that. Anyway I liked what I did with it :P if I change the background it will be to a picture from Mechabloby's popular folder of wallpapers. It took a while for me to download, maybe a bit longer than an hour but that folder was worth it. Thanks again Oliver. This picture was not from the wallpaper folder but I like it. Very nice. Normally my desktop doesn't have anything but the recycling bin but my sister draws Anime stuff and she hates having to search for her work so I put it on the desktop. tell me what you guys think :D

At 8/6/08 11:58 PM, whatty wrote: In short:

I meet Italian Girl --> Word out that she likes me --> Friend finds out --> Friend tells me --> Next night
It turned out she didn't like me anyway.

Wow, sounds like an interesting afternoon. Now take it from the top. Give us a detailed story. I am interested :D

I'm pretty sure Jack Nicholson is still alive.

Yeah

ALSO I HAVE IMPLIED THE CURSE ON A PREVIEWS THREAD

*gasp*

At 8/6/08 07:24 PM, Scuzzfest wrote: Oh God next thing Micheal Caine's gonna' die when someone tries to blow the bloody doors off!

No.....never....don't say that!

At 8/6/08 07:23 PM, Onizero wrote: That's what they said about Madden

Y halo thar Bret Farve

It is Brett Favre but still, I laughed.

It's good to get one every year, just to keep up on your health. Because if they do find something, you can at least treat it in the opening stages so it doesn't get to a point of no return. Also when they stick the cold speculum, aka the gadget, into my vag they are doing a simple test called a paps smear. This test is done to check for changes in the cells of the cervix. They have other swabs for STDs if they believe you are showing signs of any, or if you ask for those specific tests.

Oh I see :P I have heard of paps smear before but never really took the time to find out what that is. Thanks for taking the time to explain it :D and of course yes I know that it is better to catch diseases head on in the opening stages so it can be treated. Anyway again thanks for explaining that to me :)

At 8/6/08 03:17 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: No, I've had a physical where I had to turn my head and cough while my balls were felt and had to urinate in a cup, but nothing like you had to do. That's awful man. I can't imagine how bad that'd be.

Imagine a pedophile being a children's doctor. Being able to give these exams and at the same time getting out his dirty pleasures. I bet this has happened before. It seems a bit concerning and odd but hopefully the doctors you folks have are doing this stuff merely as professionals. The whole rubbing a girl's breasts part could be a bit easy to get away with the doctor could rub the breasts for a bit longer than normal and claim he was merely being professional with his practice. It would make an interesting case no? Sorry I am thinking out loud....