At 3/24/09 02:44 PM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: What do you think of the new instant messenger from Microsoft?

Just look at all the shit you can do with it!!!!!!!!!

I downloaded it before but for some reason it will not let me change my display picture. Right now I'm running a 7.5 version of MSN Messenger. I had to use resource hacker to make it so I can log in without it forcing me to update it. If you guys know why it won't let me change my display picture on that new MSN messenger, please tell. It's annoying as fuck D:

At 3/18/09 04:29 AM, ParadoxSaint wrote:

At 3/18/09 04:24 AM, ChocEliteBar wrote: NEEDS MOAR COWBELL.

Anyways, it depends on the person. It really does.

Ah, this sounds like the most reasonable answer.

Put your heart into it. I find its often difficult to mess up when you put your heart into the things you do.

I'm 17 and I have not yet kissed a girl. Despite that, I'm willing to stand by my answer.

At 3/18/09 04:24 AM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote: i throat fuck chicks with my tongue. im like fucking gene simmons 10th cousin.

This....this made me laugh.

At 3/17/09 08:28 PM, HandsomePete wrote: Yea, I think we've done every joke 2 or 3 times now.

Michael J. Fox doesn't give good haircuts. Because of the Parkinson's.

has that one been done?

At 1/28/09 06:03 PM, Armake21truth wrote: Micheal J Fox gets the part for characters having a seizure, because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox isn't good at playing Operation. Because of the Parkinson's.

I hope no one has made that joke yet :)

At 3/6/09 03:42 AM, physco-pickle wrote: I just came back from the midnight showing.
Someone was dressed as Rorschach...

But the movie was awesome.
Only thing is, too much dicks and not enough squid.

It was a good movie, I enjoyed it.

At 3/17/09 12:50 AM, galatea1 wrote: This person here pretty much stated exactly what I would have said. Also, considering your rather immoral new lifestyle, you might want to stop for a moment and get checked for STD's. Especially before you "bone" someone who has a child to support.

Yeah that's true too, you never quite know who has an STD and who doesn't without putting forth some sort of investigation. I was going to mention STDs earlier but I guess it just slipped my mind. You know some things can't be prevented by using a condom. One example would be genital warts. Condoms do not prevent genital warts.

At 3/16/09 11:54 PM, Stoicish wrote: Some advice beyond, "DO IT FAGGOT!"

For fun I play in a kickball league who's tie breaker rules consist of chuging beer until someone wins. In fact a lot of drinking goes on during these things.

Sounds like a good time if you're into drinking then.

I decided to go to one of these kickball things because I honestly don't do anything else besides go to school and do my drill whenever it comes up. Sure, I boogaloo with the females whenever I get the chance, but it keeps pissing me off because these girls want relationships and I don't.

I'm sorry, you "boogaloo"? Anyway, moving on. I personally can't understand why people fear commitment but I guess I can't bitch because right now I'm afraid of falling in love.

In fact I'm a horrible commitaphobe to be honest. I don't want to commit to a relationship at all. It's only been in the recent (past 6 months) that I've been attracting women compared to a two years ago where I couldn't attract uggo's. Now I'm hot shit (I don't even think so) and it's a little weird...

I understand that. I guess I can't hate your honesty. It is weird to suddenly receive attention in ways that are new to you.

Especially when you just aren't used to it. Anyway, so this one girl, who's kind of cute but in that if she had any other hair color besides blonde she wouldn't be attractive kind of way. She's 28 and has a kiddo and she (in her words) finds me very bonerable. Her friend also finds me bonerable, but I don't really have a thing for black chicks at the moment.

Haha, I couldn't help but laugh when you said "but I don't really have a thing for black chicks at the moment". I suppose its good this girl finds you attractive if you're also interested in her.

Now, currently, she wants me to skip class tomorrow so I can go somewhere with her. I have very little money and I bet she doesn't know that. Also, I don't want to date her, I just want to have sex with her.

That's.....honest....awful, but honest.

That's it.

But if I do then I no doubt will be bogged with her feelings and crap and she also has a kid in the mix which doesn't make things any better.

Yeah that could be a problem. Though I have to say you just came off as very insensitive.

But I also bet she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Interesting...

Suggestions?

Yeah, I wouldn't do it. You just said yourself that you do not desire commitment of any sort and really though it happens casually, sex is a huge commitment. I think you should stick to jacking off until you can fully understand relationships and their value. It'd also help if you considered what could come as a result of you having sex with her. If a condom were to break, she could get pregnant. That and really you should just, in my opinion, steer clear of this woman. She has a kid and that really does complicate things. However, if your opinion and feeling regarding relationships is incorrigible, you'll end up having sex long before you understand and value commitment. Really, I prefer being a proper sort of person but as I am just a person on the internet, you'll probably just shrug off what I say and go fuck her brains out. Cheers, hope you figure it all out.

At 3/1/09 03:34 PM, Elder500 wrote: Woo, now I know how it feels to be forgotten.

Ahh man that just sucks...Well hopefully I can fix this. Why not? I've made a thread for you, I've quoted you...why not make another thread?

Everyone is getting closer to dying these days aren't they? :D

At 2/21/09 12:58 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: Happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you,
happy birthday dear*gasps for breath* NG user who I never actually remember seeing before until this morning when I clicked on your profile page and saw you had an awesome avatar and I just read your birthday is today.
*gasps for breath*
Happy birthday to you!

Haha thanks RubberTrucky, very lovely song.
You guys make it impossible for me to feel depressed :)

THESE GUYS ARE GETTING OLDER TOO!
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1031 257
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1031 267

damn man why are you so angry? it was meant to be a joke.

Perhaps what Oliver said was a joke as well :]

happy birthday fireweasel, whoever the fuck you are,

Thanks :D
I'm not well know on these forums despite my early sign-up date, sad but true. I lurk MOAR than I post.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Enjoy the inflatable cake.

At 2/21/09 12:29 PM, 14hourlunchbreak wrote: Happy Birthday... in one year you'll be able to smoke!

Wooo yeah! I'll be sure to tell you how that goes :D

At 2/21/09 12:29 PM, Mechabloby wrote:

At 2/21/09 12:27 PM, fire-weasel wrote: MY PARENTS ARE DOING IT.

YOUR PARENTS ARE DOING IT.

Ohhhhh God...disgusting D:

At 2/21/09 12:29 PM, MrLuckDuck wrote: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU CUNT.

you're probably an awesome guy.

Thanks hun :x

At 2/21/09 12:29 PM, lawlmaster wrote: this one is better.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y p0Re30Hu8&feature=channel_page

:o

At 2/21/09 12:30 PM, doberman7 wrote: Happy birthday, you daft fucker.

Cheers, thanks for the birthday wishes.

picture relevant

At 2/21/09 12:19 PM, Mechabloby wrote: Everybody wish this dickhead a happy birthday because he's 17 and is much older than all of us since we all are too young.

Happy birthday, gramps! This one is for you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olHnyslc-
OM

man, if i had the dough, i'd buy this CD for you and send it in the post ALL THE WAY TO THAT FAT COUNTRY THAT IS BIGGER THAN MINE

Thanks haha I haven't ever had a brithday thread before so thanks a ton <3
Yes I am older than most of you since my parents had sex before yours did! And now...I'm going to try to rid my mind of that god-awful mental picture I just gave myself. Cheers have a good day folks. I liked the song by the way. I'd love to have the CD.

You shit heads better get the fuck off of my lawn!

At 2/19/09 09:39 PM, Scrotaculous wrote: True that.

Hahaha am I the only one who gets this joke?

At 2/21/09 09:53 AM, AntiGravity wrote: Here's a good one that's quite commonly used:

God exists.

Another commonly used one:

"The stork brought you."

Its not as brutal as telling children that God exists. Congratulations on being the lucky person to say this first.

"Please, sweetheart...don't cry. He'll call back, he'd be a fool not to."

You could probably use the same for a male child...just instead of saying that he will call back you say that she will call back. Or if its a homosexual male child you could say the same as what is above.

At 2/21/09 04:24 AM, Zerok wrote: I was out last night and impulsively grabbed a box of 100 green tea packets.

A subconscious effort to improve my diet, perhaps? I sure hope I like it; I'm not even a tea drinker.

Issue: I don't have a kettle as of yet. I think I'm going to boil some water in a pot and try not to scald myself whilst pouring.

ITT: you talk about your experiences with tea of the green or non-green persuasion.

Well its good for you and in my opinion it also tastes great. I could drink it by the GALLONS!! Its so delicious.....and if you want another great tasting tea, I vaguely remember having a sort of tea made by flower petals of some sort. I don't know exactly what it was but it tasted great too. Really there are just tons of fine-tasting tea out there. Its all good tasting and good for you. Well I hope you enjoy the green tea.

:D

At 2/20/09 12:59 PM, Mechabloby wrote: You can run away from responsibility if your rubber snapped?

I suppose it'd offer a legitimate excuse to since some effort was made to keep her from getting pregnant. :o

At 2/20/09 11:32 AM, Zerok wrote: His facial structure has always made me feel strange.

How about the facial expression he puts on when he flips his hair about wildly.....that always made me feel odd.

._.

At 2/20/09 07:17 AM, pyromaniac616 wrote: There has finaly been a cure developed for aids. It was discovered when a man with leukemia and aids had a bone marrow transplant, which was found to have cured both the leukemia and the aids.

Here is where you can read more : http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20 126963.200-editorial-new-hopes-over-elim ination-of-aids.html

So, NG, what do you think of that?

Wow that guy caught a lucky break huh? Anyone else think so? I mean AIDs and Luekemia? Things must have been looking pretty fucking grim through his eyes......To the main point though a cure for AIDs would be a great thing. Really even though the existence of AIDs helps stress safe-sex and many other important things, I wouldn't wish that disease on my worst enemy. It is a very painful way to die I assume.

At 2/20/09 09:27 AM, Podburrys wrote:

At 2/20/09 09:24 AM, fire-weasel wrote: WALLPAPERS

Heh, thanks, but I'm a dog person. The forth however, is rather awesome. Why the hell do I want to hug the scary red one though? Hm.

Haha no problem. Uhh here is Oliver's (Mechabloby) news post that has a link that leads you to a site where his wallpaper folder can be downloaded. Again...takes a while to download but its worth it if you like wallpaper. http://mechabloby.newgrounds.com/news/po st/155522

At 2/20/09 10:03 AM, Evark wrote: Jesus, I thought someone would've posted in this thread by the time it reached 12 replies.

Gold aura!! -reads his post several times-

:D

At 2/20/09 09:43 AM, poxpower wrote: 1. Never post in a thread with more than 34 replies. No one's reading.

Wish I knew this sooner.....

2. Skip every post that isn't made by a user with a gold Aura. You're just wasting your time otherwise.

lol

3. Don't answer questions, because you know your dumb ass didn't read the other replies and you've probably been beaten to the punch by 10 other people.

But it makes me feel smarts :O

4. Don't ever be nice to anyone: OR ELSE!

What could possibly go wrong if you're nice to someone?

5. I SAID: OR ELSE! >: (

:'(

6. Don't post pictures. We've already seen the picture you're about to post.

So you've all seen the nudes I take of myself then?

7. Don't try to sound condescending / sarcastic. We can see through your ruse and we know you're just an emotionally immature attention whore like the rest of us.

Its so true :[

8. Only make jokes. They might not be funny but at least they won't make us laugh at you like when you try to be serious/informative.

Okie :o

9. Cut your hair. No one likes your Nacho Libre hairdo. Yes it's relevant to posting. Cut it. Go commando. And I mean cut your hair like Arnold in the movie "Commando", not the 'don't wear underpants" commando.

I don't want to cut my hair though :(
I went commando a few times before....the other commando :)

10. Don't reminisce about 90's cartoons. They sucked and you know it. Quit it.

A few were pretty lousy now that I look back at them....I did like a few though. Maybe I just have bad taste :[

At 2/20/09 08:14 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: What? The 13 year old dad isn't real? WHAT A BIG FAT PHONY! HEY GUYS, CHECK OUT THE BIG FAT PHONY!

Haha ahhhh God bless these endless references

:D

Also...what? Its not common sense that a 13-year-old kid can NOT father a child? Honestly....puberty starts at about age 12 so.....I mean I wouldn't have believed it if I heard of it. Though...telling a lie like this just to get some money is pretty lousy. Not to mention stupid.

At 2/20/09 09:23 AM, Ogirra wrote:

At 2/20/09 08:48 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: It's there in the right photo too, foo'. It was taken from a lower angle, you can just see it at the very top of her shoulder.

That's what I'm saying T.T It would be pretty hard for someone to photoshop a tattoo on the one on the left. So it's gotta be real.

I don't doubt that the photo is real. I think it is very real. It certainly proves someone hit her but does it prove that Chris Brown hit her? Not exactly, where is the proof that Chris was the one who hit her?

At 2/20/09 05:34 AM, Podburrys wrote: That's right Newgrounds, you now have the opertunity to pick the background of my Desktop! It's currently the Default Autumn that comes with Windows XP, and i need a change - I thought making a game of my indesiciveness would be interesting for the forum. You search the web and either link the image you think I should use, or post it in the thread. Here are the rules:

The image must:
1. Be appropriate to be seen by Family Members who oft invade my privacy
2. Be something interesting either visually or comically
3. Not be shitty

Good luck, and thanks for the help!

Anytime....uhh I lost several of my pictures as my brother restored the computer. I did however upload a few pictures I liked to my photobucket account and I'll link you to said pictures. Tell me what you think. Some of them may be from Mechabloby's huge folder of wallpaper pictures...not sure though...all I know is I need to redownload that folder. Its a large folder but if I find it a bit later I'll return to this thread and give you the download link....very much worth the file space and time. Anyway a few pictures.

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii279 /JamesRodabaugh2010/WhiteTiger1280x1024.
jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii279 /JamesRodabaugh2010/guitarwallpaper51rai nbow.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii279 /JamesRodabaugh2010/1213892880291.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii279 /JamesRodabaugh2010/1213853008488.jpg

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii279 /JamesRodabaugh2010/WhiteTiger1280x1024.
jpg

At 2/20/09 08:13 AM, Sk83rSquiggleBrad wrote: Heres the picture of Rhianna

Huh....wow...

After chris brown beat her.
Discuss!

Why do they always have to make captions like that? All worded poorly and such haha.The caption there says "The Photo The Cops Took Of Singer Rihanna [Pic]. Right after her boyfriend Chris Brown beat her. Photo taken by LAPD right after they found her." Know what visual that gives me? I visualize Rihanna, after being hit by Chris several times of course, hiding in an alley or some place really dirty and they pull her out and she's like "no leave me be!!!" and call me a sick fuck if you want but it kind of makes me laugh. Just saying they could word the captions better...

At 2/20/09 08:22 AM, Lucy wrote: Holy shit, what a prick. He actually should be shot.

Ehh I think that is a bit extreme....though hitting a woman is hardly the proper thing to do how will shooting him make anything better at all? And what would you say to justify shooting this guy? Really you can't fight violence with more violence.....it doesn't work that well.

At 2/20/09 08:23 AM, DgsGaming wrote: She cheated on him, and gave him herpes. While I don't condone violence against women, the bitch certainly deserved it.

Did she really? ._.
She gave him herpes?

At 2/19/09 11:22 AM, Scarab wrote:

At 2/19/09 11:20 AM, fire-weasel wrote: Don't forget the three categories in which learners are placed. There are visual learners, auditory learners, and kinesthetic learners.

Heh, you wouldn't happen to be British, would you?

Well my Grandma was born in England but I myself was born in New Jersey. I do have British relatives.