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I just made my first gun, i'm so happy.

It's a Mac-10

Heres the original http://www.dreadgazebo.com/gunporn/wp-co ntent/uploads/2007/12/mac10.jpg, wich i used as inspiration to make the pivot one. Tell me if it looks real, it's my first gun. Oh, i will make an update, i think the barrel is too small.

I was masturbating my self on the bathroom when i had the wonderful and inteligent idea of placing one of my balls hair inside it. had to pee till it left my inside /pain

The only part it isn't smooth is at the firs roll the worm does, it stops for a moment and them continue.

I'm trying to see a god way to animate blood, but i'm having problem in making it splash on the stickman, as when i make him fall to the ground, it's really dificult to move the "blood sticks", to you guys have any tips about an better way to do it?

My ultimate evil looking zombie stickman.

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/1097/
zombiestickfk2.png

I'm not really new to pivot, but it was ages since i last used it, i've made this one last week, what you guys think about it? I made EVERYTHING by myself, didn't downloaded nothing. I like to do animations just for fun.

I've got caught one time, i was almost there, masturbating myself like an animal, when i looked in front me, my mom was watching.

I never got cought again after that, even after i masturbated myself on the car, with everyone of my family inside.

But i had some epic fails.

-I almost dislocated my arm while doing it one time. I tryied to masturbate while on a kama-sutra position to see how it was and felt over it.
-I burnt my dick while doing it, i let the laptop fall from the table on my legs, and a quadcore generates LOT's of heat. I had 2º degree burns on it. It hurted so much, but so much bust son fucking much.
-I sliped on the sperm while trying to clean the floor, and landed with my head on the wall, it started bleeding and i went to hospital.

Still, i do it at least one time per day. For everyone who dont masturbate. Masturbatin once per day:
Pros:
1- Prevent early ejaculation
2- Prevents heart related diseases
3- Improves sexual relation
4- Relieves stress
5- Other things that i can't remember right now.
Cons:
1-Can make you do awfully stupid things with your dick.

At 6/18/07 05:31 PM, TSstudios wrote:

At 6/18/07 05:29 PM, TSstudios wrote: Ok... confession time....

I am 11 1/2 and I have masterbated so many times... it kinda feels so sensitive it hurts really as all men know... I have never gotten the sperm out. EVER! can anyone give me advice? PLEASE!

can anyone help me on this? PLEASE!

Just keep doing till you come, the sensitivity is comom, everyone has/had it. I had it and it really hurted wenever i touched it, you have to get used to it, just try inventing ways, and talk to your dad.

First, you souldn't download or click everything you see on internet.

Second, try downloading spybot search and destroy, as far as i know, it's the best antspyware i ever got, and it's completely free, and as said before, enter here: http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/malware-
removal/remove-xp-antispyware-2009 and follow the steps to remove it from your PC.

Dear god. Take your revange, masturbate yourself with all your will, with your door open, and when she asks you what the hell you're doing just say:"I'm following your example" or "I wash my dick at the speed i want" <- this one works on the shower

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Download between 50-70Kbps, with peaks of 350kbps (the highet i ever had)

my internet isn't good, but by some misterious reason , i play on live without any lag

Stepping on a rock, i flught for about 1 meter ,shaving my face on the concrete floor. I almost lost my eye. My whole head was just blood and flesh, and i didn't felt nothing, i was getting up when my friend stared at me saying what the hell happened to me.

Making an homemade noise bomb and accidently exploding it, i got deaf for 2 hours.

Smelling cloridic acid on chemistry school lab, i almost died (the guy said it was ether, not acid).

Masturbating during the history class/ on the car when returning from a trip.

Knocking myslef unconsious after accidently hiting my head with a homemade flail i've did earlier. I get very dangerous when i'm bored.