At 11/22/09 11:10 AM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Just thought you guys might find the latest addition to my collection of really stupid reviews amusing:

I like to think, one day, that I'll be able to make a flash showcasing all of them in an educational 'how not to write a review' slideshow deal. For now though...

BAWWWWWWW!!!! :P

Wow just wow...how do they even have the energy?

You broke one of the seven deadly sins.

No, when i want water i just get some from the sink, its just like paying for something that you get for free and convenient at home.

Energy drinks makes all immature kids around here go apeshit..
Monster is good tho

Yeah i miss the good old CN, i mean thats what we all grew up with.
You should see the swedish one...oh boy we got those reality shows that originaly were voiced in english but were muted to swedish, the lip sync was HORRIBLE!!
what the fuck were they thinking...

/ smoking

I thought about if some years ago :3

I cant say i have really noticed you...

Figter well knowz? =3

At 11/17/09 12:29 PM, Lizzardis wrote: I'm just posting here to tell you that Eagle has offered me the position of NGPD liaison, and I have gladly accepted!

Congratulations for the spot man, you deserved it :)

Holy shit its soon Christmas! i dont have a clue actually...i guess ill take that cash or i find something in stores that looks nice.

Apperantly some do, my madness day shit got in Madness 09 collection.

Haha that was well done dude, hope you win.

ps nice poster

At 11/16/09 01:00 AM, MrAngel wrote: Hey all, how've you been? It's been a while, as my laptop broke. First the screen broke, then it got hard drive problems, then I spilled Ramen noodle broth on it, and I think fried the motherboard.

TailsPrower, you guys still use the same forums, the one I set up?

That sounds like something i would do, infact i did it with this computer (it was cola) and i also broke the screen.
I had to wait for over two months for repairs.
And also greetings Lieutenant MrAngel I'm Figter, i joined soon a week ago and are still an apprentice

At 11/15/09 04:45 PM, Itsbroken2 wrote:

It all depends on your computer's speed and the speed of your internet.

Im using a mini pc with wireless conection...

At 11/15/09 04:38 PM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: Fucking Jesus, it made my Opera crash.
Opera never crashes on me.

Am im the only one having no problem at all loading that page?
I even oppend the comments to see how bad it was and it keept fairly normal.

exept the backround dissapeared.

At 11/15/09 04:20 PM, TylerDurden121 wrote:

At 11/15/09 04:17 PM, Figter wrote:

At 11/15/09 04:16 PM, tarahloveshentai wrote: Oh my god, 80k posts. I didn't know that was possible.

And I didn't realize how old Tom was now.

This is getting so hilarious...

Fuck yes Eric Clapton, Layla!!!

Fuck yeah man, it has the best fucking intro and guitar play ever made!

At 11/15/09 04:19 PM, MrSaint wrote: Good job at hunting those idiots down, bro.

Congrats on the Silver Whistle :3

Thanks bro :3

blow my whistle baby!

At 11/15/09 04:16 PM, tarahloveshentai wrote: Oh my god, 80k posts. I didn't know that was possible.

And I didn't realize how old Tom was now.

This is getting so hilarious...

At 11/15/09 04:12 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:

At 11/15/09 04:05 PM, letiger wrote: I see now...shit my comp froze when i clicked on comments

That's why im afraid of clicking the comments link. im sure the entire thing on a word document would be at least 100 pages.

Dude its cool, its a link to his page not a link to where you can read the coments but you can see the NO. of comments.

At 11/15/09 04:04 PM, Kerma wrote: I want a link to those flashes so we can get free whistle points.

NOW.

Sorry i stole them to get my silver whiste :3

At 11/15/09 04:05 PM, igott wrote: Holy shit. Look at all of them.
What a fucking record.

He is obviusly using a auto spammer, press F5 and there are about 50 more...

I mean look at it 76k+ posts... and much all by this fucker that today also did the same to over 480 flash reviews

silver whistle wohow

like what the shit is up with that?

At 11/15/09 12:55 PM, HollowedPumkinz wrote:

Oh you have to be fucking kidding me! I could of gotten a close to silver with that! Damn it! That was a lucky find Figter. Good job. Now I'm really jealous of that one mate. But on the matter, wow. Just wow. 480 crap reviews and they all got taken down. How much time can you waste on reviews? Can anybody tell me what they were like? I mean how bad could each one be?

Man it was just reviews maxed with as many @ that could fit and a 0 in rank, and all of them seemed to have been done today, and my deepest apologies i finished reading the FAQ and realizing my misstake.

At 11/15/09 12:05 PM, Hazard-the-Porgoyle wrote: The second you see him take me off the credited authors box, whistle bomb the shit out of the flash.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 8003

If he would to do that i boubt he would remove you from authors during judgement, if it passes and he removes you, contact wade since we cant do anything after it passed judgement.

For me firefox works perfectly and have always done.
it can take all from 1-3 seconds for a site to load, if its a heavy site like NG it might take 5.

big deal!

At 11/15/09 11:34 AM, TailsPrower wrote:

At 11/15/09 10:50 AM, Figter wrote: wow get a load of this guy that can't be acceptable.

I might be a little late to the party, but I'm not seeing anything there. A little something to remember, we only report abusive FLASHES here, not reviews. In addition, please explain why you're reporting something so that we know why it requires our attention.

It's all in the NGPD FAQ.

Oh sorry, but you all were a little concerned about my garbage whistle and when i found a goldmine of whistle points i thought id share it with you guys, atleast i dont have garbage anymore and learned of my misstake.

At 11/15/09 10:50 AM, Figter wrote: wow get a load of this guy that can't be acceptable.

wow...41 pages gone in 40 minutes..atleast my whistle went up :)

wow get a load of this guy that can't be acceptable.

Happy birthday Tateos.
Have a good birthday with lots of cake and presents.

At 11/14/09 02:35 PM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 11/14/09 02:31 PM, Figter wrote:

That means that you wanted to be part of this club on the 10th of November. If you add 7 days onto that 2nd number, that is the day your apprenticeship ends and you become a full member.

Oh thanks for the info :)

Yeaaaahhh.....That roster didn't go well did it guys? I'm sorry. It will be all right by next week.

Hey it was verry good Lizz, keep it up :)

Pro tip: Post more to make a better impression :)

Will do and thanks so much Sgt.Major Lizzardis!

At 11/14/09 01:52 PM, HollowedPumkinz wrote: Good job with the Roster Lizz.

With Figter he better post either today or tomorrow. If he can't even stay active a week I can't imagine him once he's on the force. Also congrats on getting the level up Tails.

Sorry for dubble posting Sgt HallowedPumkinz but i check this thread regularly, sorry but i havn't really feelt that i had anything to contribute recently.
But i do my best to keep up with the stolen and offensive flash that comes in.

At 11/14/09 11:59 AM, Lizzardis wrote:

No. ## ][ B/P ][ Gain ][ Gain/Day ][ Name, Rank]

Apprenticies:
>>>07 ][ 1308 ][ 0000 ][ 0.00 ][ Figter Police Officer - Apprentice (11/10)

Hello and nice roster Lizzardis just 2 questions, what does that Apprentice number 11/10? mean?
And was i not a Police Sergeant.
Annyway have a good day im going to go vote some now :)

At 11/13/09 10:26 PM, TheT3Ddy wrote: Lol what's the point of getting a sex change at that age ? Hehe

Exactly.
I mean they are to old to even be able to use it, right? and even if they would they would probobly get a heart attack.