1. How's your spelling and grammar?
- I can't be fucked with spelling or grammar. ..... +1
2. How relevant are your posts in a thread?
- A thread is funnier off-topic. ..... +1
3. How large is your post count?
- 0 - 1000 ..... +1
4. How easy is your alias to remember?
- The word isn't easily understandable and it has many numbers/It's a word with many numbers. ..... +1
5. What would you say is the average number of pages one of your topics gets?
- Rarely gets past first page. ..... +1
6. How many BBS friends would you say you have?
- BBS isn't for friends. .... +0
7. Do you believe you are a respectable user?
- No. ..... +0
8. When did you sign up?
- 2006 - 2007. ..... +2
9. Moderator status?
- I'm not a mod, admin, or affiliate. ..... +0
TALLY YOUR FUCKING SCORE NOW, KK.
7-10 points - Did that kid sign up yesterday?
Yeah, so you've not got the highest posts, or the most amount of friends, or the greatest sign-up date, or the best alias, or the best sense of grammar or spelling... But at least you have your health. Or a life.
I got 7. I don't really care about the BBS though.