Does anyone know how to turn off the in-game movies in Red Alert 3? Especially in standard versus mode, where, you know... the movies cover the mini-map and you die because you're blinded?

The Flash Player won't work on Firefox for a lot of sites. Myspace, Dailyshow, Colbert Nation, none of them work (Newgrounds works though oddly enough.) I've installed the new Flash Player, uninstalled, reinstalled, blah blah blah.

Anyone else have this problem? Should I just switch back to Internet Explorer?

At 11/16/08 03:54 PM, Tyler888 wrote: Here is my quick sketch. healthy criticizm is good.

No crit needed, best art ever.

Trying my hand at cartooning. Meh.

At 11/13/08 03:09 AM, Stygorath wrote: ..love him.. :D

He's a cutey pie!

At 10/25/08 12:16 PM, dfadfsfad wrote: hillary duff

Rofl I know we shouldn't reinforce spammers, but that is some funny shit.

Anyways, need to dust off the cobwebs and get back to studies.

Cool stuff here, loving the dark style.

Hey I'm trying to find that Total Annihilation Mod that lets you switch units on and off before a battle. (For example turning off vehicles and k-bots so you can only have a sea battle).

Anyone know where this is?

At 10/13/08 11:21 AM, xKore wrote: Do you mean the slight swooshing sound that slowly changes the texture of the sound?

Yeah that's what I thought the oscillator was.

Go to the [INS] tab and then click the [CUT] tab below that, look at the LFO section in the second area down and turn the [AMT] knob to the middle. You might wanna turn the MODX value in the filter section to the right of that all the way to the left to set it to 0.

Awesome, this is exactly what I needed, thanks!

I've selected a sound:

ChannelPresets>3xOsc>Glitchy

The only thing I don't like about it is it automatically comes with an oscillator. How can I turn off the oscillation and just get the raw sound?

Well I couldn't come up with any neat twists on an old fashioned fairy tale because I'm an uncreative douche, so I just decided to make up my own story.

---Once upon a time the most pathetic excuse for parents gave birth to the most pathetic excuse for a human being. He was ugly, stupid, and lacked basic social skills. This boy was named Durf, as his parents felt that a pathetic child deserved a pathetic name.

One day Durf packed what little he had and set out into the world to better himself.

He happened upon a farmer who was selling a concoction that could 'turn even the ugliest man into a charming prince'.

"I would like to purchase your concoction sir!'

"Very well, that will be 50 pence"

"Sir, I only have 43 pence, take pity on me sir!"

"Nonsense, if you want you may work in my pig sty, cleaning up after my pigs. I shall pay you a pence a day."

Durf accepted his proposition, and spent 14 hours a day over the next week cleaning up fecal matter.

"Well Durf, I didn't think you would finish the job, but you have impressed me, would you like to exchange your 50 pence now?"

"Yes, sir!"

"Here you go, drink up!"

Durf drank the potion as quickly as he could.

"How long does it take to work?"

"Well, it may take a few years, possibly a lifetime, you can never tell with these things!"

Durf was furious. He wanted to kill the man, but he had no weapons, the man was 5 times his size, and Durf was too sore and weak from working in the fields. So instead he just continued on his way.

Durf was walking through a town when he happened to see a school. He walked inside, approached the teacher, and pleaded:

"Please, I have never had a chance to educate myself, will you let me stay in your class and learn the ways of the world!"

"He stinks!' shouted one of the students.

"He's the ugliest boy I've seen!" shouted another.

The teacher banged on the desk and demanded the children to quiet their voices.

"You may not learn anything here! This is a school for royalty! You are not of royal blood, for those of royal blood would never allow themselves to become so haggard and dirty! Get out of my classroom!"

Durf left the town in shame. He was sick of people, and decided to live out the rest of his days in the forest.

As he leaned against a rock to rest his weary legs, a small rabbit approached him. It crawled onto his lap and slowly fell to sleep.

A smile came to Durf's face.

"Yes, this is where happiness lies, not in knowledge or looks or other people, but in the warmth of the forest!"

Before Durf could even finish his thoughts a hawk swooped down and snatched the rabbit away from Durf.

Durf leapt to his feet and began to chase after the hawk. But looking up while running forward did not fare well for Durf. He tumbled 13 feet into an abandoned well. His weary legs were now broken, as was his spirit.

He sat in the cold dark well for the last of his days.---

At 10/6/08 12:57 AM, SmilingIdiot wrote: Dark Fairy Tales

Neat! I'll get right on it!

At 10/6/08 03:09 AM, SmilingIdiot wrote: Linkage

Oh god, I knew mine was bad, but sitting next to such greatness you can really smell the feces. Anyways my vote goes to Jagondudo.

nur

So... can we get an update to the search bar that lets us search and sort by genre?

DooDooMeat

At 9/28/08 04:53 AM, Zhacross wrote: I like the expression!
One of your better ones.

Thanks!

"In 'The Decimators' you play the role of Gina and her (not so) faithful companion Lurch. You must slaughter and grind your way though innocent people (mostly children) to reach the final boss, the head of the Uptight Assholes Against Video Games Organization. The future of America's most anti-social past-time rest in your hands. Are you up to the challenge? If not there are cheats."

Ah perhaps one day I will have the patience to bring a game concept like this to life. Until then, I can only muster the patience for some 15 minute concept art.

Sarah plain and tall-faced.

Hey kids!

Cyan

At 9/26/08 01:47 AM, MiLDracuLA wrote: Alright, I did this on paper. And it was a 15 minute sketch. hope you all like.

Haha what's going on here? He's just standing around with a sword through his body.

"It's cool guys, it's cool... oh, that? That sword? That's nothin'. It's just chillin' there... I'm feelin' a little light-headed now... gonna die soon..."

Anyways I'm working on my 3/4 face perspective.

You forgot to draw in your giant p3n0r stretching across the page.

nice drawing also

HOLY SHIT A BUTTERFLY EVERYONE MURDER YOUR CHILDREN TO SPARE THEM THE AGONY!

We should have a better system for browsing audio and Flash, such as the option to sort by most viewed/most listened to.

Also, get rid of the weapon icons for levels and allow users to create their own avatars.

That is all.

Where is that thread where you can suggest things that you think would improve different aspects of Newgrounds?

I need to get a new sound card that supports MIDI input from my keyboard. Anyone have some suggestions on a reasonably priced sound card?

TurkeyOnAStick

At 9/22/08 07:07 PM, PieLover61 wrote: Exelant picture, more from Flash please.

Indeed.

At 9/22/08 11:24 PM, Vousielle wrote: Alright, you folks don't want to hear me bitch about my ankle, it is art you want, First a WIP update of 'The Chase'.

This is awesome! Spore inspired? Excellent environment, keep it up!

At 9/23/08 06:34 PM, Hammi wrote: I think you gotta do some slight changes to the eyes though for a clearer wtf expression.

Ah, good catch. I should have his eyes more surprised and open rather than looking like "dur i r gunna fall asleep".

Also the eyebrows need a more sarcastic twist if you know what i mean.

Of course, how did I miss that! Thanks for the crit.

The drawing below is actually a giant penis. You're just looking at it wrong.