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Response to: Whats a nerd? Posted November 2nd, 2008 in General

your face!

Response to: creepiest thing about you? Posted August 16th, 2008 in General

I listen to Merzbow.

Response to: The Poetry Club Posted August 16th, 2008 in Clubs & Crews

I'm new to this.

~

What can I say
My lover
My friend
You tell me you'll end yourself
I can't say that you wont
I know I still love you
I know that you don't

Do you remember Paris?
The city of lights?
The city at night?
We paid a gypsy boy
To play his guitar
He ran with our money
He didn't get far
With your purse you beat him
We were behind bars

As I look back
To the places we've been
I recall that we've pricked our veins
In at least half of them
We said we'd grow old together
Although we both knew we wouldn't grow very old
And now you're on your last legs
I wish it was me

My car's seats are stained with your blood
From the times life was too much
I took Jill and Andre out to eat one night
I told them I lended my car to a woman in labor
They had not a clue
If only they knew

What can I say
My ever-present spectre
My lasting obsession
I'm not a smart man
I couldn't stop the inevitable
We lived life too hard
And the price was so terrible

What can I say
My passing thought
My dream
My love is long gone
Your love is right here

Response to: Wisdom: Not Just For Druids. Posted August 16th, 2008 in General

At 8/16/08 08:55 AM, Samurai wrote:
At 8/16/08 08:54 AM, FEMALE-DOG wrote: What about street jazz faggotttttttttttttt
Street Jazz? And you're calling ME the faggot?

f u

Response to: Wisdom: Not Just For Druids. Posted August 16th, 2008 in General

What about street jazz faggotttttttttttttt

Response to: Rocky Horror to be remade Posted August 15th, 2008 in General

Hot Topic popularity gogogo

Response to: Industrial Crew. Posted August 11th, 2008 in Clubs & Crews

Vespene here:
http://www.last.fm/group/Newgrounds+Indu strial+Crew

join
join
join

Response to: Ugly Celebs Posted July 30th, 2008 in General

At 7/30/08 11:34 AM, risbolla wrote: Ann Coulter is so hot.

nice posture you cunt

Response to: Saw "the Dark Knight" Today Posted July 29th, 2008 in General

BEST MOVIE EVER, DISAGREE? I WILL FIGHT YOU

Response to: If NG were to open a cafe? Posted July 29th, 2008 in General

child labor laws prohibit this

Response to: The Elephant Man. Posted July 29th, 2008 in General

At 7/29/08 12:30 PM, BlackPlastic wrote:
At 7/29/08 12:17 PM, FEMALE-DOG wrote: Holy shit, if you don't cry by the end of this movie, you're not a human being, you're an animal.
Apparently every non gay man on this Earth is an animal exept you.

Age/Gender: 14, Male

gtfo philistine

Response to: The Elephant Man. Posted July 29th, 2008 in General

At 7/29/08 12:22 PM, Mr-Contradiction wrote:
At 7/29/08 12:17 PM, FEMALE-DOG wrote: Having completed my degree in the analysis of Astrophysical Phenomena, I was wondering how many of you have ever had an out of body experience.
Well I have only ever seen one biblical miracle, and it was during an Iron Maiden concert.

FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!

what

Response to: The Elephant Man. Posted July 29th, 2008 in General

At 7/29/08 12:18 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: I saw that in RE in year 7 I think.
It was shit.

YOU'RE SHIT ;_;

The Elephant Man. Posted July 29th, 2008 in General

Holy shit, if you don't cry by the end of this movie, you're not a human being, you're an animal.

watch it.
watch it.
watch it.

Points at which you will have your humanity revoked upon not crying:

John breaking out into tears when being greeted by Mrs. Treves
John reciting the 23rd psalm
The audience applauding John at the theater after Fanny Kemble's speech
John proclaiming his humanity at the train station
John thanking Dr. Treves for everything, and then happily commiting suicide once fulfilled

watch it.
watch it.
watch it.

Response to: Explain your username Posted April 10th, 2008 in General

I actually wasn't thinking of the word bitch when I made this account.

Now I like the name a lot less, because I dislike the idea of people thinking that I get my laughs from curse words.

Response to: Do you watch robot chicken? Posted April 10th, 2008 in General

I'm also a veteran Toyfare reader.

Just throwing that in.

Response to: Do you watch robot chicken? Posted April 10th, 2008 in General

The first season gave me a few chuckles, but I can't watch the new ones without cringing.

It's hard to watch.

The Folk Music Troupe. Posted April 10th, 2008 in Clubs & Crews

Hey there, hippies.

First off, this is VespeneGas posting on an alt. I'll use the thread with my main account in a few weeks (THAT DOESN'T SUGGEST ANYTHING).

This is a club for enthusiasts of traditional music, be it blues, jazz, or anything else that quiet, good-looking high-schoolers play on their acoustic guitars in the lunch room. There are only a few regulations, being:

A) You have to know the difference between genuine folk music and folk-influenced indie rock/prog/dark ambient/what have you. That isn't to say you can't join the club if you like those kinds of music, you just have to be able to distinguish Woody Guthrie from Neutral Milk Hotel.

And, B) If you've ever called Bob Dylan a country musician, you can't join. Simple as that.

This isn't necessary to join, but you can include a list of traditional musicians you enjoy listening to, if you're so daring. Here are a few of mine:

Blind Willie McTell
Woody Guthrie
Pete Seeger
Sonny Terry
Brownie McGhee
Geoff Bartley
Tom Rush
Phil Ochs
Arlo Guthrie
Utah Phillips
John Hammond

Folk-influenced rock:
Nightnoise
Kaizers Orchestra
Voltaire
Jethro Tull
Leonard Cohen
Warren Zevon
Jackson Browne
Tom Waits
Gryphon
Donovan

Aaaaand, a .jpg to seal the deal.
So, yeah. Members please.

The Folk Music Troupe.

Response to: Pete Seeger... Posted April 10th, 2008 in General

Come on guys, prove to me that you can carry a thread without the use of memes or other Newgrounds humor D:

Response to: How big is your... Posted April 10th, 2008 in General

At 4/10/08 08:00 PM, Charon wrote:
At 4/10/08 07:55 PM, SockMyDink wrote: Are you sure that this isn't your porn folder?
lol who is stupid enough to save porn, thats just asking for trouble

Not if you don't live with your parents.

Response to: Pete Seeger... Posted April 10th, 2008 in General

I can't believe we let this abomination sing folk songs to our children.

It's a good thing I bought all those war bonds. There'll be another chernobyl soon, comrades!

Pete Seeger... Posted April 10th, 2008 in General

Was a fucking Red.

If I had a hammer... and sickle!

Response to: How big is your... Posted April 10th, 2008 in General

1258 songs, 3.3 days, 4.53 GB.

Which is pretty good, seeing as how I don't download much music.

Response to: are there any spams crews to join Posted April 10th, 2008 in General

At 4/10/08 07:40 PM, OwnageGiy223 wrote: Dude, don't join a spam crew. Do you even know why the site lags so much?

I feel like starting some Flower Fucker type thing.

That shit was great.

Response to: The (Admit It!!!) thread! Posted April 10th, 2008 in General

I have a grudging respect for Mechabloby even though there was a period of time when I did nothing but harass him.

actually, NO NO NO, I NEVER SAID THAT, he's still gay!!!

Response to: Photoshop my rival! Posted April 10th, 2008 in General

At 4/10/08 07:32 PM, Franklin-Moore wrote: Why do you hate him so much.

He seems kind of douchy.

Look at that fucking Nirvana t-shirt.

Response to: Photoshop my rival! Posted April 10th, 2008 in General

Just because he's more popular and handsome than you doesn't mean you should hate him.

Response to: are there any spams crews to join Posted April 10th, 2008 in General

At 4/10/08 07:15 PM, Giallo wrote:
At 4/10/08 07:15 PM, FEMALE-DOG wrote:
At 4/10/08 07:14 PM, Giallo wrote: nah not really, i know how you feel :( we should start a good one.
Assboat Alliance
anal annihilators

Alright, Anal Annihilators it is.

Now that we're a dAnGeRoUs sPaM cReW we'll need a fancy preloader and an invisionfree forum. Which one will you do?

Response to: are there any spams crews to join Posted April 10th, 2008 in General

At 4/10/08 07:14 PM, Giallo wrote: nah not really, i know how you feel :( we should start a good one.

Assboat Alliance

are there any spams crews to join Posted April 10th, 2008 in General

because i'm bored and all of the forums i go to are dead