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...Kindle just called Hawke, Hawkie-poo, in my campaign.

...Blood will be spilt.

I don't mean o torture Ocelot, but I found a copy, new (!) at the local EB Games. I must say it was a stroke of luck, because it was the last copy, and i's case was either 'stolen or misplaced'.

Anyways, I say the RP countdown is in three days. Get a move on!

At 2/2/07 10:29 PM, shockwave-emp wrote: This is still very hard to comprehend.

Basically, like this but more organized.

If it's still hard to comprehend, let the thread die, for then no one can commprehend it.

Ahh, I have only received one vague notice that someone will help me...what's that?

*Kuroy found a railroad spike*

Awesome. If only I could find something to stick it on to make it a good weapon...

Note, this is just making fun...possibly.

Hylian, or Dustin, however you are called, if you do not update soon, I predict that Sarai disembowel you just like depicted in this picture I drew myself.

I predict too well that that may happen to me too, however...

I think YOU need TO STOP using CAPS.

and please capitalize and use only one question mark or exclamation mark!?!?!?

Pretty good drawings, but I think you made the heads too big for my taste in a couple of places.

But ignore me, for I am picky.

At 2/2/07 08:27 PM, shockwave-emp wrote: I'll come. So basically what is it we have to do?

Draw?

Basically, make a pic following the story.

For example, if someone posts you getting attacked with a knife, defend yourself with a pic.

I am on a quest to find the keys to my house. Whoever bumps into me can either join me in my epic quest, or fight me and be beaten and live or die, possibly killing innocents or a few side charcters.

If you will participate, draw good, or at least take time on it. No MSpaint crappy drawings kthxbai.

Do not mistake this for a story thread. Think of this as a replication of one of those MSpaint storyline things in general.

Please don't ruin the story, by saying that you have immediately done something to solve a problem. Be realistic in that sort of thing. Also, you do not find a rocket launcher to blow the shit out of stuff, or a Death Star.

KATA- Chapter One-Part One

Well, shit. I come home from the grocery store to buy pop-tarts and rigatoni, and what do I find? Some fucker pickpoketed me and stole my house keys along with my Metro Card.

I need to find this fucker, and get back my card and my keys. Sounds like the beginning of some stereotypical quest you might find in a flash movie or comic, right? Well, too bad. As much as I'd like it to be, my life isn't a comic strip.

I have Two boxes of pop tarts, a box of rigatoni, a hunk of garlic, and a pair of scissors.

I already tried picking the lock with my scissors, it won't work. It wouldn't work on the security card-key door beyond the first door even if I actually picked the lock sucessfully.

I also have $31.19 in my wallet, with a several wrapped wads of Dubble-Bubble chewing gum and drivers license, credit card, things like that. Dunno why the thief didn't steal my wallet.

Fortunately, I still have my car keys, but my cars in a state of disrepair. I'm heading off to the city to do some research. If anyone wants to come with me, I'm waiting by the car.

At 2/2/07 07:41 PM, LtSurge659 wrote:

What about Hillis? Was I supposed to reveal that they attacked, or am I behind schedule?

They never attacked. As I said, whatever Tignus soldiers have defined as from 'other nations' are in fact gangs, bandits, loan sharks, criminals, prisoners, syndicates, supporters of a rebellion that your characters will not know about for some time, for a cause I shall not reveal to anyone but one person.

At 2/2/07 07:23 PM, LtSurge659 wrote:
Did I reveal it the right way? Lil help, plz.

Reveal what?

At 2/1/07 07:55 PM, Astatine wrote:
Just thought I'd let you all know to prevent any confusion in case I decide to post in this thread.

Alrighty, then is there anything else to help discuss, to say?

If not, I present the land-air meaning of pwnage.

I got myself...to be more precise, my mother got him from some friends, who had the cat and two dogs, were moving, and could only keep two pets. Mom got the cat off of them, and he's described as 'shy'.

"Shy" is bullshit. This cat's fast and stealthy as fuck, and is fucking paranoid to boot. When we find him, or he wanders into us, we can only keep him with us for tw minutes. Any more, and he gets extremely hyperactive and gets away 50%of the time.

This is a picture of him, I'm restraining him from running away in the photo, and he obviously is pissed about it. He's about 1 year old.

My dad (deployed) reccomended 'Ghost', but that seems too awesome for this cat.

He looks like Sherbert, no?

At 2/1/07 06:56 PM, Dejanus wrote:
Did you have to fucking give that away? I wanted it to be a surprise.

Give what away? You mean...that?

No, of course not. Lopez and Propoganda were RPing, and I noticed that they said 'Hillis' in the attacking army description, and I corrected them. Hillis never attacked Tignus, and never will.

If you're talking about Khalenth, I'm pretty sure everyone knew that. Besides, no one knows if she's possesed or when she will be.

At 2/1/07 07:07 PM, shockwave-emp wrote: this! I spent 2 minutes on it!

You spent 2 minutes on it and only managed to make a piece of shit?

At 2/1/07 04:36 PM, Lopezinator wrote: we appoint a temporary leader from the ranks of the most seasoned users in this club.

We already have a leader- Me.

Also, I am thinking of setting up RP rules now.

Rule One- RP fair.

This is probably the most important rule. Yes, your COs and the unit that he/she is traveling in (Hey, we can't have them sit in the HQ all day- It would be too boring) may be quite above-average, but they are just men and women, not superhumans.

Rule Two- Don't post Paragraph or less long RPs.

Not unless you have a very special reason, such as having to get off the Comp.

Rule Three- Grammar.

Nobody likes ready a pool of alphabetical slop. We don't internet speak here, newbies.

Rule Four- Enjoy it.

If you don't want to RP, that's fine. You never had to. Once it starts though, try to keep writing, because it could throw off the story if someone suddennly abandons RPing.

At 2/1/07 03:41 PM, Vegeton wrote:
Everyone involved at the story's start who had a picture will eventually appear in the story, even if it just to shortly do something only to die sentences afterwards lol.

I know, I was just being bitchy.

Besides, I had a picture from when I was 11 or 12 years old. Shall I PM you a new one?

At 2/1/07 12:54 PM, Dejanus wrote:
By the way, I'm going to have to drop out of this RP cycle, not enough time.

Not enough time on the computer to type one up, or not enough time to do something else? I feel like I'm asking a dumb question, so feel free to give me a dumb answer.

Argh, I based the entire plot around Andrea being possessed by Khalenth (That means you can't kill her, propoganda. Besides, what are the chances of you, a level 5 theif, killing a level 6 or 7 Valkyrie? We do take those things into account.

I'm glad you've started writing more often, again, but I'm about to cry because I feel I'm being excluded from the big bad group of regulars :'(

Wah.

At 2/1/07 05:25 AM, Sarai wrote: You better write, I only post on NG in story threads really :p And this is one I like ;-)

*Translated*

You'd better write, or I'll rip out your entrails and slice them into bits, shove them back in you, and set you on fire while running you over with a bicycle.

At 1/31/07 08:56 PM, HitTheTarget wrote:

At 1/31/07 08:30 PM, Kurofelis wrote: ReOreg argh, HTT.
What the hell does the sentence say?

"Your uncle."

Good night.

Paint-Open-Resize Picture-100x100

Done.

Poo-titty

Ghandi isn't on fire, fool.

He's just charging his lazer.

ReOreg argh, HTT.

There is a cliffhanger waiting to be rescued in Sillpar!

Instafail.

At 1/31/07 06:47 PM, Dejanus wrote:

Yes, I'm back for good.

Celebration. Yay, yippee, banzai....

I didn't hear that.

At 1/31/07 06:47 PM, Dejanus wrote:

YES, I AM BACK FOR GOOD!!!

w00t!!

Jeez, finally. Thought the wait would never end.

At 1/31/07 05:20 PM, Platinum wrote: Hawke's tactics never get old,

I find Hawke to be a tad powerful. He's like a darn Drake and Andy rolled into one. Good thing his powers take a long time to charge up.

Also, fuck von Bolt. Darth Sturm was more badass. Bolt is a wheezing old biddy strapped to a futuristic wheelchair.

I think a cool new unit would be an 'Attack T.Copter', with infantry unit/s sitting out the openings like in those war films, and therefore able to attack.

Anyways, while we're on the CO production line here, might as well create another one for my nation. It couldn't have only one...

Mathew Stratford
Pros- All secondary weapons for all units are more powerful, and non-infantry unit (not including tanks) counterattacks are more powerful. Defense and Attack is increased against Air units.
Cons- All units carry less ammo for their primary weapons, Positive terrain effects are cut in half, unit firepower is weakened in forests. Slightly slower Super CO power buildup.
CO Power- Barrier- Units take less damage from Air attacks and indirect attacks.
Super CO Power-Prepare for Victory!- less damage from indirect attacks and Air attacks. All units heal one HP, and all units have a small chance of completely destroying infantry units in one fell swoop.

Likewise, I loved the boat one too.

I also liked the one before the boat move, where he (don't remember which :P) bounced off a concrete pole, and spun out onto a roof.

...Oh, pizzle. I forgot the picture a second time.