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I know, I'm being a bit of a bitch, but HTT? Continuation of storyline when you have time?

Don't think of it as an order, just a small request. Don't write if you don't want to.
Still though...

At 2/18/07 08:31 PM, Bobbitt92 wrote: are u serious....

I am quite serious...

Also, you spelled "you" wrong.

At 2/18/07 08:22 PM, Sexy-Adorable-Kitten wrote: The KK likes to have a good time, and only makes flashes that are fun to make.

Don't make flashes that are fun to make, make flashes that are good.

Then, perhaps, Newgrounds won't hate your Clock Crew ripoff asses so much.

Sharpeners are so much more badass.

At 2/18/07 07:27 PM, Fluffy-The-Bunny wrote:
I didn't know your mom was capable of that but boy she sure was.

Of raping you?

"Your mom" jokes fail.

At 2/18/07 08:05 PM, waterman63 wrote:

I only insult you because i want to be inside you

And who was calling who, a fag?

At 2/18/07 08:03 PM, NocturnalDaze wrote:

I just felt that zombies deserve a little hokey pokey at this juncture.

Zombies don't say things like "Put your left foot in", they say stuff more like this-

Uhhhh...

Uhhhhhhh.....

UH.

UHHHHH.

BLAAARGH!!

*pounce*

At 2/18/07 02:21 PM, Kurofelis wrote:
Name: Tyler Cramer

Meh.

Story-

Was never exactly a popular person, due to his extreme antisociality. Reads encyclopedias, large books, informational and classical myth, in his time when he's not playing a video game. Has minimal training with his swords. At the time of the outbreak, he was watching the news when the important bulletin interrupted.

At 2/18/07 02:45 PM, squidly wrote: I aint no gang.

Sure you aren't. This crew is, however. It's simply a gang against gangs.

At 2/18/07 02:24 PM, squidly wrote:
#5. No traiters

What the hell is a traiter?

Faggot.

C'mon, it's not taken, and it's totally original. Nobody ever takes my advice and uses that.

At 2/18/07 01:34 PM, The-Almighty-one wrote:
EVERYONE MAKE A GAWD dAMN CHARACTER!

What-e-var.

Name: Tyler Cramer
Infected status: Not. :D
Age: 14
Condition: Sick (bad cold)
Current place: Home, where else?
Skills: Running like hell when chased, writing pages-long stories/essays. Draws anime-ish.
Weakness: Fairly cowardly under pressure, perhaps a bit squeamish. Runs out of energy quickly.
Current allies- Err, human resistance?
Current foes- IDK, zombies?
Weapons: .22 revolver, wakizashi and katana, aluminum baseball bat, lock knife.

At 2/18/07 10:03 AM, The-Almighty-one wrote: Your pistol is in the basement,

Actually, it's in a breifcase in my closet.

At 2/18/07 09:47 AM, Snype wrote: A good .50 will practically vaporize someone's face.

Yes, but it would just punch a hole going RIGHT THROUGH the zombie. \

I'm not sure you understand what I mean. Sure, it would go right through, but the hydraulic shock of the bullet would do a hell of a lot more damage than you'd think it could.

Also, I'm sure .50 BMG or even .50 AE ammo is pretty damn rare, even in a city.

Not really, .50 isn't just for machine guns. Also, there are smaller guns and bullets that still have the hydraulic shock factor.

Also, I'd like to get rated on a few things here. As in, a new Zed survival plan. At home.

I wouldn't go to a gun store. I already own guns, my dad owns guns, and how many people would be at a gun store in an outbreak? Too many.

Weapons I have-

1-A .22 sixshooter revolver. Not semiautomatic, as you have to cock it every time you fire. Passed down from Dad, it's the only gun I happen to be a little proficient with.

2-A .45 Colt 1911. Yeah, it's the type that looks so badass. It's really powerful. Downside? I'm not strong enough to pull back the little action thingy before firing the 9 rounds.

3- A Colt revolver, I think it's the predecessor to the one above. I think I could load and fire this one, but I haven't shot it before, the kick may surprise me.

4- Samurai swords- A katana, wakizashi, and tanto are mounted on top of my bookshelf. They aren't real, per se, but they're stainless steel, and sharp enough to sever a head. (They're dull..?)

5- Baseball bat. Yes, I can see the collection of guns that dad has about everywhere, but there's no ammo for any of them. Push comes to shove, 30 inches and 26 ounces of aluminum will do just fine.

6- M1 something carbine. Perfect, if I know where dad put it.

7-Tools. Axes and hataches, hoes and shovels. Maybe a few hammers and screwdrivers may be used.

As I've said before, if an outbreak occurs, I won't have to hold out very long. Camp Lejune happens to be a military base, and has two aircraft carriers, Aeigis cruisers, and I think a battleship in port. That, with copters, and armed marines? Hardly a contest.

Anyways, I would have my survival buddies and I push the piano in front of the main door. Wardrobes and drawers would go in front of the smaller doors, and the bedframes would be chopped up to barricade the doors and windows. My house has plenty of food for the time frame I would need to survive, and if the zombies break in, we pull back, put obstacles in front of the stairs. Once out of ammo for guns in the ensuing shootout, we retreat to the attic upstairs with supplies, pull up the stairs, and make a last stand if the zombies happen to get up there.

However, gasoline and matches may make a deadly combination for the yard, along with spiked pitfalls. The pitfalls would consume alot of prep time,so those would probably be left out.

Cell phones and phones would be continually charged. They're the most important. The computer comes second, radio third.

At 2/18/07 05:15 AM, The-Almighty-one wrote:
If the bullet is to powerfull, it will exit the back of the head, makeing a hole in the head where the brain bleeds itself to death. But, sence zombies are already dead, this would do, almost nothing. Then, you may have to shoot it agian, to hit that "spot".

If you use a powerful enough gun, you won't have to worry about anything but hitting the head. A good .50 will practically vaporize someone's face.

And if the bullet does not go in...well...your kinnda fucked, youd have to aim for the eyes.

If the bullet doesn't go in, you're probably using a pellet gun. Shee, even a .22 can penetrate the skull.

You know the Zombie Hord3 game?

How far have you gotten in it?

Today, I got the rocket launcher and moved to the bridge, blew up several roadblocks, have about 30 health left, and the Doc tells me the bridge blew up.

Right after that, a zombie with a rocket launcher blew the shit out of me.

Right after that, I clicked on the little red X in the top right corner.

At 2/17/07 07:56 PM, lollolololololololol wrote:

Dude-stop posting until your ban ends. It's bad enough you announced the altage, so don't continue the risk of deletion.

At 2/17/07 11:16 AM, smeagol1 wrote: the MINIGUN!!

Badass weapon. It would probably be used by infantry if it didn't use so much ammo, wasn't so heavy because of the ammo issue, and wasn't so fucking big...

So basically, you're saying that Europe is made completely up of liars.

At 2/16/07 08:06 PM, LtSurge659 wrote: Is this thread going anywhere...

Relax, this club has died and died again. If it will start up again, then it won't be quick.

HunterXHunter.

If you haven't gotten it, or even read it, you are a disgrace to Shonen fans.

I'm not a slob, I'm a lazy bastard.

At 2/16/07 11:57 AM, HogWashSoup wrote:

and it isnt dr.eggman. it is dr.robotnic. ROBOTNIC!!!!!!!

True dat, but his first name IS Eggman. Eggman Robotnik.

At 2/16/07 10:50 AM, Lopezinator wrote:

At 2/15/07 11:45 PM, LtSurge659 wrote: What happened. There was no one on today! O well, better luck tomorrow.

Indeed. We still cannot continue fighting here in Tignir (well, Prop and I can't) until Kuro or someone launches an attack. Or something.

Me and HTT, about 300 miles west, aren't really in position.

Anyways, yghrulez is banne for 'bout 14 more days.

Is somebody starting up this crew again?

Yeah, Surge, I've read up now. Turns out my former favorite character's a girl. Blah...:(

On planes!!

Todays newspaper-

Yeah, I could've posted it earlier, and sorry for crap picture.

At 2/15/07 06:57 PM, zzzzd wrote:

At 2/15/07 06:32 PM, Kurofelis wrote:

At 2/15/07 06:22 PM, zzzzd wrote:
Anglo-saxon?? English not anglo-saxon lol

Dumbass.

why the fuck am I a dumbass.

Anglo-Saxon is English. Or, at least their earlier name.

"Anglo" transformed into "England". I'm not sure what happened to the Saxon part.

At 2/15/07 07:04 PM, fire-exit-man wrote:
3: It was Britain that was fighting the war from its beginning in 1939,

Even though they got the fucking shit kicked out of them.

England would have been pulverized if not for America and Russia. If Hitler wasn't a traitor dumbass, and did not attack his Soviet allies, all of you English people would be speaking perfect German.

The "your mom" jokes have gotten so old, it's not funny, but there never seems to be a good enough comeback.

Person 1- I did yo mama.
Person 2- You don't even know where I live.
Person 1- That's cuz she drove over/
Person 2-You don't even know wha she looks like.
Person 1- That's caue I she had a bag on her face.

I've never seen things like that go past that. True, you could say...

"Great, my mother's fucking ugly and has (Insert STD here), I hope you contracted it."

But that would be degenerate, to your mom, and possibly yourself. So, I came up with this-

"You didn't do my mom, my mom raped you."

Reversals are fun :/

At 2/15/07 06:22 PM, zzzzd wrote:
Anglo-saxon?? English not anglo-saxon lol

Dumbass.

If you rely on chemicals for pleasure, and risk your life and freedom to get pleasure that could be obtained in other ways, you are probably one of the most pathetic people in the world, along with every other drug user.

When did England grow weaker?

I say it was the World Wars. Germany kicked the shit out of the European Allies in both. France and England were the badass people back then, but then Germany kicked the shit out of Europe, and Europe kicked the shit out of Germany. I'd go as far to say the entirety of Europe is weak because of WW I and II.

At 2/14/07 10:32 PM, Lockout wrote:

At 2/14/07 10:24 PM, HitTheTarget wrote:

I don't think so. In case you haven't ready(you probably didn't) This is an independant project, meaning there are no AW countries, just ones we made up.

in his defence i think the green real AW country was green earth

You aren't speaking coherently. So what if the real country is Green Earth?