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Question: Does this club discuss Manga, too? I'm aware that there is a manga club, but I haven't seen it active in a while.

If so, I'd join in the discussion.

On the topic of Naruto games, I have Clash of Ninja for the Gamecube. It isn't long at all, and has a very limited character choice, but it's the closest thing to Soul Calibur 2 I have.

Maybe to make up for not getting Soul Calibur 2, I'll get Legends once I obtain a Wii.

At 11/9/07 07:49 PM, Simon wrote: Nothing will beat ROTMK, nothing, ever.

I say that Mario Brothers is tied with ROMTK.

Also, the fight scenes are enjoyable. I have to pour sugar down my throat to keep up with the action.

Overexaggeration, but it does get blazingly fast in the recent ones.

Also, sprite haters, just because it has sprites doesn't mean it's horrible.

Take the flashes by Bigfoot3290 (Jeremy Simms), who is quite capable of drawing, but chooses to mostly use sprites in his Mario parodies, and such.

One cannot say that Dumbass Luigi is a bad movie by its sprite use, and that's just one.

Of course, the Dumbass and Super Mario Land series are comedy...

At 11/7/07 10:11 AM, Boris-4-U wrote:

At 11/7/07 08:54 AM, MrTrivia wrote: without a pressurized suit causes a human's blood to boil, lungs to collapse, and I'm pretty sure the head either implodes or explodes.

I've always wanted to know exactly what happens in a situation like that. I've heard many different theories, one of which is just you're entire body frezzing in a second due to the cold temperature of space. Another is your eyes pop out of your head and a bunch of other brutal shit happens to you.

I'm not sure if that's even happened to anybody yet. It's not like they'll test it or anything.

Maybe they should do that with the next death row criminal, one that deserves a 'cruel and unusual' punishment.

Also, how is it that sushi has such a unique taste, like the "cool" taste? Maybe it's because the stuff I'm eating right now has cucumber in it.

They're California Rolls, by the way.

At 11/6/07 06:44 AM, Machop90 wrote: But how would Rayquaza get from Hoenn to Donkey Kong island,
all the way into the Mushroom Kingdom?

It's a video game.

Don't question it.

She lost her taste for Willis, maybe?

I laughed.

I keep thinking of how odd Ron would look with a mullet.

At 11/5/07 11:24 PM, Krazy-Rex wrote: Can you guys make me a sig

%u03B2%u03C0%u03C0

Prepare to die?

I'm sorry, does being shown on South Park kill something?

I'd delete parts of my existing alias to make people stop calling me by "Kuro", who has no relation to me.

Only if the scene's dark enough to need a flash.

I've had too many cases where the flash made everything too bright.

You never know what happens in an infinite length of time.

Mostly because no measure of time is even close to infinity.

At 11/5/07 07:22 PM, PenitentTangent wrote:

At 11/5/07 07:15 PM, Kurofelis wrote: We're no strangers to loooooove...

And its "A full commitment's what I'm thinkin' of".

I couldn't quite understand it, and I was trying not to look up the lyrics online.

It is an enjoyable song, despite its notorious internet reputation.

To all of them: Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up".

It's actually a pretty good song.

At 11/5/07 06:45 PM, fire-emblemclock wrote: Can anyone here carry out a kill for me???

We're no strangers to loooooove...

Felis groaned and turned over in a couch which had quite recently become his bed.

You know the rules, and so do Iiii....

Boris stiffened, and groggily put on his fuzzy slippers.

There's no commitments while I'm thinking of...

80's music blasted from emergency announcement speakers as Mafia officials gathered at the reception office.
The collaborated swears and smashing of speakers did nothing to quiet down the song.

I....just want to tell ya how I'm feel-ling, gotta make you, understand!

Boris approached the door in nothing but his underwear and the fuzzy slippers, but the door was jammed from underuse. Most mafia members who didn't live here took the other entrance, after all.

Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down!

"I'm already tired of this shit", Snype said finally, seemingly pulling a high-power rifle out of his ass, or whatever back pocket that could hold his gun, which was collapsible or something, only Snype will know unless he wants to tell us. He loaded a slug into it and blasted the door. The steel door bent outward.

Never gonna run around, and, desert you!

Boris charged at the door and gave it a powerful headbutt, followed by a pelvic thrust that knocked the door through the fence, and onto the street. The music suddenly stopped, as a shady character wearing an anti-clock themed shirt, or something equally retarded, stepped out from beside the door and asked,

"Can anyone here carry out a kill for me?"

The entire congregation of Mafia members was silent for a few seconds. Boris punched the intruder in the balls and threw him into the waste disposal.

No.

At 11/5/07 04:13 PM, Twilight-Knight wrote:

At 11/5/07 05:06 AM, ramun-flame wrote: Who's getting fire emblem today?

I was going to, but I decided not to. Christmas isn't that far away and I want to savor the moment when I do get it.

Same here.

I hpe they've revamped the weapon customization feature. Changing the stats and color of a weapon didn't feel really "customized", in my opinion.

At 11/5/07 12:24 PM, McPaper wrote:
No sir, I belive the BBS is like a room filled with rats which are constantly pissing and shitting all over each other.

Then what's 4chan? The fatass rat that shits all over everything for the katamari to pick up?

Also, how do you touble shit?

At 11/4/07 10:46 PM, Snype wrote:
Hell, I actually want to know how the hell you guys plan my grisly and gory death.

It's other people's way of telling you they love you, you know that :)

Anyhow, Snype, since you have had some experience with the new Living Shuriken...

*plucks one out of the back of Snype's head*

How did you not feel that?

You forgot a good bunch by Screwattack.

Bastard.

Religon threads are stupid, pointless, and their only purpose is to piss people off.

/end.

At 11/4/07 01:53 PM, Snype wrote: Especially the story where I blew your brains out.

LOL WUT.

That's actually a complete reverse of what's supposed to happen.

Well Snype, since you've been so kind as to volunteer for the testing of the Living Shuriken (according to Lab records, at least), you'd be better off to not enter your room or try to repair the Air Ducts, since we planted a few of the buggers under and in your bed, in your closet, in your air conditioning and in your walls, you might want to watch out when you enter your room, or go anywhere near those places.

Also, they'll lock onto your scent signature if you avoid their hiding places for too long, so try to get a suit of armor or something. That won't prevent injury but it might keep you from getting killed...

Also, Dej might push you into your room and hold the door, so be careful of that, too.

Oddly enough, I wasted my non-peanut M&Ms like that when I was six to ten years old.

I think Chain of Memories was entirely enough, thank you.

If Square wants to make a game for the Wii, I'd rather have a Final Fantasy than Kingdom Hearts.

At 11/3/07 09:04 PM, Shadow4102 wrote:

At 11/3/07 09:02 PM, Kurofelis wrote:

At 11/3/07 08:51 PM, Shadow4102 wrote: it was uncensored for that? ...wow, i honestly don't see a reason for that to uncensor it,

Probably because you're a sick fuck.

i've always thought i was, i seem to be having alot of strange thoughts lately

Saying you're a sick fuck might be a tad far, but those handsaw kills were disgusting.

At 11/3/07 08:51 PM, Shadow4102 wrote: it was uncensored for that? ...wow, i honestly don't see a reason for that to uncensor it,

Probably because you're a sick fuck.

If an (age<17) to 17 year old user has been avoiding ever being seen browsing Newgrounds by a parent...

Nah. That's unthinkable, and has no good reason behind it.

At 11/1/07 11:43 AM, Life-Stream wrote: Anyone dare to make me a sig with this pic?

nothing special - just get as much of the pic in as possible with my alias somewhere on it, and big enough to read ;) Thanks in advance.

adsgdnfgjdgsFsegfdrgdfh

Night of the Living Cookie.

"Are you sure you want to do this?" a researcher asked, peering over the massive cooking tin filled with hundreds upn hundreds of Gingerbread Men. "Last time, an infiltrator caused them to go berserk, and nobody bothered to ctach the perpetrator."

"Relax." said Felis with a confidence that he was not usually inspired by. "This is an 'improved' batch. All the microchips follow a zombie program: it cannot be altered or convinced. Except, instead of eating brains, these cookies try to run away as fast as they can, or randomly run in people's way." he explained as the Gingerbreads rose from the cooker, almost synchronized in their movement. Felis quickly threw a sturdy, steel weave sack over the whole lot and heaved it down the hall.

"Is it ready, Snype?" Felis huffed, his breath spent on carrying the huge sack of cokies while running to the front yard as fast as he could.

"Yeah," he said, pulling a cart over to the space. It spun a little and settled, its cargo of a long-barreled artillery gun shaking a little. "It'll fire any payload wherever you want it, even to the edge of town."

"Perfect." muttered Felis, stuffing the bag down the barrel.

"Firing." said Snype robotically, pushing a large, generic red button. "Oh, when will you make that second batch of the living cookies? People are even starting to take votes."

"They'll come up. You know, you have a project, too."

"I do?" said Snype, confused.

"Yes, I need a gauss cannon for my newest biological experiment. Start working."
Felis's final statement was interrupted by the massive BOOM of the gun. Eight thousand and thirteen point five Gingerbread men were sent flying over the city, over which the bag would break apart and the cookies would parachute down on little handkercheifs.

...But that didn't happen. The steel bag was unbroken by the explosion, and it hit the a house in a shuburb. The bag split open in the bedroom of just-married couple Mike and Alexis McDerriere. The two were enthusiastically attempting to get Alexis pregnant, when a massive steel bag full of cookies crushed them both, and cookies streamed out over their mashed, splinter-filled corpses.

Triv was somewhere Felis could not be at the moment, so Prower assisted him in locating the fallen cookies. Being more proficient at the scanner than Felis, Prower quickly found the pileup.

"Here they are. But you said they'd be spread everywhere?"

"I DID," said Felis slowly, looking at Prower's screen. The microchips showed on the satellite camera as red blips, and almost eight thousand and thirteen of these dots formed a massive blob at the location. Felis stood back and watched the red horde grow like a massive cancer. A conclusion to this misfortune came faster to Felis's head than a speeding light particle, and Felis switched the windows of his computer to microchip production.
"Prower," he asked, "could you heat up the oven again?"

Felis altered the programming of the chips to "Hunt and kill", to alter these new Gingerbread men into determined killers of their own kind. After their mass murder, these killer Cookies would devour the remains of their prey until they exploded, commiting suicide and erasing any obivous evidence of a living cookie.

A news report played in another window. A news team trying to cover the event was rushed by cookies fleeing from people emerging from their houses. Their van was overturned on them, killin three and destroying their recording equipment. The two other newpeople were trampled and injured very minorly. A news van now chased a section of the horde, the footage shaking as people tried to trap the section. The camera jerked as a person rushed in front and had their head split open by the van's bumper. Things were only getting worse.

Felis rushed another sack full of cookies to Snype, who was watching chaos begin just outside.

"Felis, what the hell is this!?"

"There isn't any time to explain." Felis said simply, stuffing the weak bag into the gun and firing it within seconds of arriving.

The News was now covering the hundreds of cookies parachuting from the sky. These same cameras showed the new cookies touching down, and killing and devouring other cookies. Felis breathed a sigh of relief as the slaughter began. The hundreds of videos and blogs would have to be deleted, clonign done and memories wiped, but the worst was over. The next thing the town would see was the morning sun. The next big event to happen to the mafia would be a feast on bits of defeated cookies.

At 10/31/07 03:29 PM, Twilight-Knight wrote:

At 10/31/07 03:19 PM, JakFro5t wrote:

Was it you who posted that thing with the rocket launcher?

No.

How about candy, which is what you're supposed to eat/smoke on Halloween?

Don't ask me why anybody would burn candy. Certain kinds are very combustible.

At 10/30/07 07:35 PM, Sunglasses wrote: I'm taking my nephew around a few neighborhoods.

I'm going as Inspector Gadget.

It would do you good to include the prop-hat.

Even better if it could be used as a weapon. And no, a propellor beanie ain't going to cut it.