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At 11/16/07 09:54 PM, Hemlok wrote: (Mario Galaxy, yuck)

Something that scored a 9.7 on IGN seems quite buyable.

At 11/16/07 09:47 PM, AshfordPride wrote:
AND you're ruining a potentially good thread...

Let's dance.

Maybe if you listed the games you have now, we could tell you which game to buy.

Because neither of those sound very appealing.

Slowed mental proficiency could increase morale.

Although I don't see one sitting in the office.

My dad used to tell me about a show that was popular in his teenage/preteen days called "Space Battleship Yamamoto". I read up on it a long time ago, and it sounded truly interesting.

Should I try and find a DVD?

A gigantic, space battleship refitted from WWII sounds awesome, anyways.

Hello, members, I am plotting to revamp and restart the RP. That okay?

An updated map will be posted.

For those who have not experienced the Fire Emblem Crew role-playing literature activity, or in layman's terms, the FERP, it is effectively a collaborative fanfic of an imaginative world of Fire Emblem themes.

This world is Ashea (AH-shay-AH), a peninsular continet connected to a "mainland" of unknown size by way of a small strip of land.

Three kinds of civilized peoples live on Ashea. The Beorc, the Laguz, and the Branded, who are a mix between the two, and are heavily disliked.

The Legend of the Fire Emblem of Ashea

Far back in the history of this land, an extremely powerful and cruel empire ruled the land. By the fates and talents of nine children, this empire was cast away, the emperor killed and thrown into the sea. These children had been adopted by Ashera, the goddess of the assumingly monotheistic religon of this land, and were gifted with great power and wisdom.

However, as these children were raised up in their adoptive countries, the flaws of all forms of men began to catch up with them.

Greed.
Power.
Pleasure.

Wealth.
Strength.
Sex.

These children matured into adults and were corrupted in the extreme from their former, pure selves. The people were taxed more than befre, starving to death to fill their benefactor's coffers. A woman's only job soon became the job of lying on a bed in a whorehouse.The lives of people were horrible, but they loved it. They were being ruled by the children of the Goddess, after all.

As civilization and life grew into an increasingly downward spiral, a group of people noticed the threat. These people, Laguz, Beorc and Branded, the Free, had a single symbol.

It was a broken chain of the finest silver. It was a small chain, hanging in two pieces from an obsidian plaque. This chain represented the Free's breaking of their bondage from temptation and evil, and was called the Heavenly Chain by people who were not Free and knew of it, but the Free knew it only as the Fire Emblem.

So the soldiers of the free bonded together in one place and fought the armies of the Corrupted. Defeat was certain, but there was now nobody protecting the Corrupted ones.

So all of the Children of Light were strangled, mobbed and stabbed, burned alive or bludgeoned to death with stones. The armies of the Corrupted fled to their homes, receiving messages of their rulers' murders. The people did not realize the Free had saved them from their doom, and instead greived for their former saviors. The Free were driven out and cursed to live in the Wild Lands for the rest of their days as barbarians, and the Fire Emblem was placed in a small shrine in the wild lands, so its holy power would drive the Free and their descendants into chaos, living as animals.

The weapons that killed the Children of Light could not be destroyed. All their weilders either vanished or went insane, and the weapons were lost. Their unholy power was the only thing that could ever dismantle the curse of the Fire Emblem.

Character creation template and countries next post. WAIT FOR IT, PLEASE.

Micorsoft doesn't own Halo.

Bungie does. They can sign off the contract if they wanted to.

Revel in the fact that somebody paid attention to you.

Racist messages, rape?

The /b/astards once again give me lulz.

"We shall /b/ring them down" should have given them enough clues to who was doing that. I mean, c'mon. I even saw the powerful message in one of the pictures of the texts.

At 11/15/07 05:29 PM, Kahuna wrote:

At 11/15/07 05:28 PM, Brick-top wrote:

At 11/15/07 05:27 PM, G-Freeman wrote:

Actually I think this says it all

11/14/07

Sign up date has nothing to do with anything.

I wouldn't mind talking apples as long as they left the LOL WUT to the talking pears.

Nice hat that person was wearing.

A mere few minutes ago, I had to deliver a kitchen piece back to one of my mom's friends. Mom had a bit of mnior surgery a few days back, so she isn't really up to running errands in the rain.

Far too lazy to put on shoes, I ran out to the soaked streets with naked feet.

Big Mistake.

I forgot the obvious fact that rainwater is cold, and wet. All the colder and wetter in coastal North Carolina, where I live. No snow, just winter hypothermia-enducing rain.

My feet went numb with cold, and were beginning to grow colder. I ran with a skipping motion that probably would have made me a Youtube movie star had anybody been outside with a recording device. As soon as I made it inside, my feet burned with the sudden warmth, now an inescapable fire.

That taught me that I don't live in fucking California anymore. Wear foot protection.

Name it Candiru.

The name of the kind of fish that swims up your dick and drinks your piss.

It would suck if some faggot derailed this. I mean, it's inevitable. This is Newgrounds, after all.

OH SHIT I'M A FAG :O

At 11/15/07 03:26 PM, EyelessArchfiend wrote: Anyway, this one fat girl in our class is a vegetarian.

Bullshit?

She and her group walked over to our poster and saw the cow. She looked at the picture with a grumpy face and ripped the picture in half, crumbled it up, and threw it at me.

Was the group full of fat PETA people, or was it just her?

Did you just redraw the poster, or was it too much work?

While I'm trying to play 20 fucking questions...

At 11/15/07 01:22 PM, Volit0 wrote:
thanks in advance.

Arse.

At 11/14/07 11:02 PM, EpicLegion wrote:
Ass.

Can I love you?

Personally, I don't care how "mature" a game is. Hell, I'd play "The Whimsical Adventures of Tigger" if it was one of the best fucking games ever.

Newgrounds hates what is popular.

As soon as a fad gets large, it's not funny anymore.

If a great game is humped, it's overrated.

If a flash becomes popular, Newgrounds tries to pick it apart and bitch and moan about how there was "no effort" or has "no storyline", or has "bad art".

At 11/14/07 08:43 PM, Bamb00zling wrote:
5 - Thank you for your time. You can't have it back.

PANIC.

Why does the blood flow close to, but not from the wound?

At 11/14/07 08:34 PM, Spitz805 wrote: 3tard where is Carthage now? burned to the ground with salt sprinkled on the ground so nothing grows??

You fail to explain the point of your comment.

Anyways, all civilizations fall. America will eventually crumble, as will China, Russia, England, Germany, everything. All civilizations come to a halt. It's not where they are now, it's what they did in the past to contribute to the future.

At 11/14/07 04:47 PM, XxdeathpriestxX wrote: I'm doing what ramun told me to do, hey, I would like to join, I'd like to be a dragonrider

You're in, even though Dejanus says he can't let you in for reasons unknown. He resigned himself, or something.

Randiant Dawn owners, can you tell us something important?

Theives and Assassins. Do they still have to use the useless knives, or can they use swords again?

At 11/14/07 03:51 PM, 1337leader wrote:

I'm not LC, but I also don't bounce people out,

HOWEVER.

Lost Chances doesn't want to see this. Before he even thinks of rating that, you'll need to elaborate on things.

first I'll defend my home for awhile till everything dies down then bail with my family

How will you fortify and defend your abode? How will you escape? Do you have a plan of your house's layout?

and head to the nearest prison(preferably one with stone walls),

Is that prison near? Be realistic; if there is no old time prison near your house, you aren't going to an old time prison.

establish a government within the prison,

BEEP. Problem detected. According to your profile, you are thirteen years of age. Do you know how many people will listen to a 13 year old, let alone let you give suggestions? A prison is filled with people who don't want to take shit from an early teen. Even if somebody else takes control for you, how will you maintain control, how will you get it in the first place?

and stay there for the duration. plain, simple, and easy to cover.

What happens if your fortress is overrun? You die? As little a chance as it is, your fortress may be breached, but there's also a real danger of running out of food, water, and when the plumbing shuts off, you'll have alot of unhappy campers running around looking for a place to take a long, undisturbed shit.

Details, mate. Details.

At 11/13/07 07:59 PM, MattTheParanoidKat wrote:
Here is your problem, stop watching Cartoon Network.

I don't watch it, per se. In fact, watching any TV is beyond me unless I have absolutely nothing else I can think of doing.

I've been on the internet far too long not to know I can find just about anything on it, but I prefer to own the product. I'd rather have the DVD than download the movie off of a website.

At 11/13/07 04:53 PM, Mendou wrote:
Seen other Miyazaki films by any chance?

Shockingly, no, I don't think so.

I know of several others, but I missed the Miyazaki marathon that was on Toonami months ago (Why was I watching Cartoon Network when Courage wasn't on? Boredom can do that.) If I had the oppurtunity, I'd get Howl's Moving Castle.

At 11/13/07 06:46 PM, Gagsy wrote: Hunters - Resident Evil.

Double-bladed chainsaw weidling Dr. Salvatore Mercenaries Waterworld variant.

When you see this bastard, your bastard suddenly isn't so frightening, or tough.

At 11/13/07 05:48 PM, HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT wrote: Can I get a sig, color of the BBS backround that says "I FAPPED TO 2girls1cup"

Text sigs are simple.

Somehow, I knew that my taste was that flawed.

Would it be better if I said I loved Spirited Away?

At 11/12/07 08:36 PM, JakFro5t wrote: Also remember that you're dead, so you're skins not goin to be smooth, I suggest putting toilet paper on your cheeks (adheered with some liquid latex and smoothed at the edges) this will give you're cheeks a rough, ragged look, you can also tear it a little to make a wound. AND MORE.

Careful; you might be getting a little too elaborate for poor Smeagol.

Speaking of costumes and such, has anybody tried disguising themselves as a Halloween decoration (such as a "scarecrow" that holds the bowl of goods) and scaring the living shit out of anybody who dares walk up to your door? I need to try that next time.

At 11/12/07 08:33 PM, Gendo wrote:
1. Five favourite animes and a sentence or two about each.

One may notice this is all Shonen Jump, but I'm a kid, so that could be fairly normal.

1: Black Cat

At first glance, anybody could say this is a modern-age Rurouni Kenshin. I would say that the two certainly share one big thing in common- killers that are out of their jobs, to sum it up in a rather poor way. However, Black Cat is more of a comedy than a romantic comedy,

2: HunterXHunter

It's weird, for one thing. I like the concept of Hunters, but what I like the most is all the oddities that exist in HunterXHunter. Maybe I like it because it's so odd.

3: D. Gray Man

It has interesting characters, for one thing. The Millenium Earl is one of the best villians ever.

4: Rurouni Kenshin

I have never seen anybody bitch specifically about Rurouni Kenshin, and I think there's a reson for that. Rurouni Kenshin ended (at I believe, volume 27/8. I haven't read even up to the double digits, kill me, I'm broke.), so it doesn't suffer from Log of Shit syndrome (question no.2). I also like that it includes historical events, people and other such things.

5: Yu-Gi-Oh

Yeah, I know what most people will think . YU-GAY-HO, LOL WUT?? Actually, the story before the whole thing eveolved into TCG insanity is great. I'm not sure why the card game part became so popular; it was originally only a section, but so was the Capsule Monsters chapters. Besides, people's vision being censored and other cruel penalties set upon them by an ancient Egyptian pharoh was much cooler than what's going on right now. Too bad it only lasted 7 books, as far as I know.

2. What kind of anime do you dislike?

I start hating things when they start to become like a log of shit- nobody wants it to be any longer. Basically, I hate shows/manga that sacrifices quality to keep the show going.

3. What got you into anime?

At a certain Middle School, it seemed everybody into anime, so I just melted into the trend. I had a friend who was in my carpool who was really into it, too.