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Every popular flash is overrated.

Every single flash that everybody else likes is overrated, because everybody has this little thing we call opinion, which means we will all disagree or agree on something, someone, or a somehow.

www.Adobe.com?

Who cares? They aren't as awesome, anyhow.

At 11/28/07 05:59 PM, ramun-flame wrote:
Also I may be ignorant, but what is co-fuhrer-don mean. I know you use it for co-leader, but does it have any fire emblem reference? I don't mind it, I just want to know.

No, it's German, or something.

I may be absent from posting, but I still watch over the crew. Rember that before you start inciting rebellious sweet nothings, Twilight.

Yes, OcarinaClock, we are starting over again, unless anybody has an objection.

It'd be even sicker to save her while the car was exploding, getting away at the very last second.

At 11/30/07 07:07 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: sig

Like this?

At 11/30/07 06:55 PM, cadreamer wrote:
I would be forever grateful if someone could make me a sig. Be creative...

The reward for not having an imagination. Your request is now filled.

At 11/30/07 06:52 PM, green-day-fan1 wrote:
Little better?

You probably didn't intend to hide the cock very well.

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At 11/30/07 05:50 PM, citricsquid wrote:
A chip is a piece of potato which is fried.
So you're calling them a Potato Fried potato.

Not in the English of the United States.

HISSYFIT.

>:\

At 11/30/07 05:03 PM, BigDates wrote:

We're all going to have a major issue with your lack of grammar. Use those skills you learned in elementary school, please.

lol yeah i know a pump shotgun could blow thier head

Blow their head? You mean, off? Possibly. Anyhow, a pump shotgun isn't the best standalone weapon against the zack. A shotgun is loud, has a definite lack of range, and has problems with weight and ammunition size. A .22 caliber bullet can blow into the human skull, and the weapon that fires the round can be silenced. Never have I seen a silencer for a shotgun.

A shotgun's dispersal rate means that a headshot is at most unlikely at longer ranges. Close combat with zombies is not reccomended in the least, as (ZSG) zombies can infect you with an incurable, certain death disease with just a single bite. Unless you're up with running up to a zombie and blowing its head into oblivion in a spray of shattered pieces of skull, brains and coagulated blood, I say, stick with the hunting rifle.

the switchblade would be maybe if i came into close quarters and i could stab them in the sde of the head hopefully killing them.

If you were using your head, you would never be in close quarters combat with a zombie unless defending a fortification. A knife is not a good tool for zombie murder in open space, let alone a closed one against most likely multiple opponents. The zack doesn't care about any petty cut you make, and will only die when that knife possible slams through its temple.

A knife is short-short range. It is a sidearm. If you want to engage zeds in close quarters, try something with more range, life a shovel, or an axe. It takes more than one strike to smash someone's skull in with a shovel, but one can at least knock the attacker away with a heavy handed blow from the blade.

Also what do u mean they will bend me before i bend them

Psychology. How old are you? Do you have leadership training? How will you make them follow your plans instead of them doing whatever the shit they feel like?

also SUM1 has to bend first so maybe i will be tthe one that does

What's a SUM1? A firearm? We use english, not combinations of mathematical terms and numbers. Bending first is not something you want to do, unless you like being the underling.

I'd give somebody a frank opinion on the quality of their eggnog.

So you don't have the ability to bitmap trace a picture of a television or building?

Ender's Game is an epic book.

If you like Sci-Fi and haven't read it, kill yourself.

At 11/29/07 05:01 PM, KemCab wrote:

At 11/29/07 05:00 PM, 749-Pi wrote: Stick with Politics forum if you want such a well-rounded conversation.

Still biased as hell.

Isn't most Newgrounds?

At 11/29/07 04:56 PM, emo-penguin wrote: I assume by lucid you mean wet

No, I don't. If the only lucid dreams you've had are wet ones, you need to remove that sanity status effect you have.

What is the absolutely oddest lucid dream you have ever had?

For those who do not know, a lucid dream is one where the dream plays out like it isn't a dream. You can actually control yourself and manipulate your surroundings to an extent instead of following the script.

Several nights ago, I dreamed I was flying around on a bicycle with cartoony angel wings. It was rather fun, but then my winged bicycle stopped on me, so I was forced to land. As I was walking home (The house was the previous home I had lived in before the one I live in now. Odd), I saw about half a dozen people flying around on winged bicycles, doing loops and generally having the kind of fun I had been having before my bike ran out of gas, or whatever in ran on to fly. I yelled at them, calling them all retarded, and went inside my house and fell asleep.

Then I woke up.

That was the oddest dream I had ever had. Even weirder than the one where I was eaten by Barney.

The dream was so odd. Other things happened, but I can't quite remember the details, other than flying around like Mario with the Wing Cap. I would have posted this on the night it happened, but I was graciously banned.

Anti NG Mafia?

Har. When will any of this type ever learn?

Also, forgive my leave. I was banned from posting for an entire week.

At 11/28/07 08:31 PM, BigDates wrote: Lol yeah i did have some things wrong but no1 is perfect right?

No one is perfect, but anybody can improve. Try a bit of rewriting to your plan with these things in mind:

1- Zombies (Or at least the ZSG zombies) can only be killed by sufficient damage to the brain. If their head is cut off, the head is still surprisingly alive, and will bite.

2- People will bend you before you bend them.

Oh yeah, I'm back from a week ban.

At 11/22/07 06:44 PM, TomsMom wrote: FUCKING SHIT^10

Lovely poetry, there.

SMBZ.

At 11/22/07 01:37 PM, JakFro5t wrote: Thank you Kuro,

Kuro is a member of the Anime crew, and a different person altogether than I. I go by Felis, since I loathe how nobody can change their alias anymore. There's almost nothing keeping me from making a new account, but I won't.

At 11/21/07 07:34 PM, silentkat wrote: First, I'll join. Okay, on with the plan.

Lost has not bothered with checking this plan. Ark me, ark ark.

1. I'd get a Uzi and some ammo (about 300 rounds) and a bottle of water, and 7 grenades and 7 smoke grenades.

Civilian gun stores have begun selling automatic weapons? I'm sure they haven't. Notice how you say "get an uzi". Where will you get it? There aren't many, if at all, people who can just pull weapons out of their ass.

Also, I know of no place that gives away, let alone sells, grenades. The closest you'll get to those is fireworks, and we all know those do shit to zombies. To kill one requires sufficient damage to the brain, and even a heavy explosive does not not ensure that.

A bottle of water? Only one? Why not three?

An outbreak might last longer than one bottle of water can keep you alive. Why leave a place where you can get plentiful water, anyways? Your home can easily give you more, if limited to a point, water supplies. It also most likely contains food.

2.Sneak out at night with a flashlight and a dagger (still all supplies with me), and head near the closest roof, and keep an eye till 7 in the morning.

At night? Well, why the hell not?

A flashlight does not turn night into day. everything is deadlier because of the darkness, and your morale would most likely drop know zacks are out. Also, your light will attract people, and zombies.

A dagger? Why not a crowbar? A crowbar has many more uses than a dagger, and it kills things more efficiently. Almost any other household tool would work in its absence, like an axe or hatchet.

3. If the neighborhood is clear, I'll take a bike (for no noise) and zoom down to the closest mall. Break inside, take the flashlight, and look for a light switch panel. Turn on that panel and head up the stairs.

Where is the mall? If you live where you are, you most likely know where the nearest mall is.

Also, a mall isn't a good place to stay. Contrary to Dead Rising, not only will it be packed with people, but with undead. If there are light switches, then what if there is no power?

4.Get right on the roof, and sit back with my bottle of water. Once the zombies start to huddle around the edges of the mall, I'll take the smoke grenades and toss 1 of 'em on each corner.

If you're at the top of a damn building, there's no way for the zack to get to you. Smoke grenades? I'll assume you meant those little fireworks that light up into puffs of colorful smoke, which will not affect the zack at all, since vision obscuration is a problem for you, not for them.

Then just start blasting them.

I'll explain something again. Zombies can only be killed with sufficient damage to the brain. Other bodily damage will never kill them.

Now, the Uzi. The Uzi is an automatic weapon developed by our wonderful mother country of Jews. Have you had training with any kind of firearm? If you somehow get an Uzi, you'll be firing at Zombies from the top of a mall for no apparent reason, save if you're guarding the way you got up there in the first place. Defending a ladder only involves placing the gun to the head of a zed and blowing them away before they climb up, but you make it out like you'll just be shooting them from the top of a mall.

Automatic weapons have kick. Any aim you had will be gone once you let more than one bullet spit out of the gun. A headshot will be very difficult to perform if you simply fire into a crowd, the weapon jerking everywhere. Not only that, but the smoke you yourself placed might obscure your aim!

5. If some Zombies are smart, and decide to climb the walls,

The only way zombies can climb walls is if the human they were could also climb walls. Zack does not "get smart". They have less intelligence than an insect, and will continously try and fail the same task, over and over again.

I'll just shoot 'em down. Next, throw 4 of the bombs. 2 at a time. Then throw another bomb, and start blasting.

What if your Uzi jammed, or it ran out of ammo? Would you defend yourself with your puny little dagger? Most likely you would not own these "bombs" at all, even if you had them they would have little effect.

6. Use up the rest of my bombs, and take a break with my bottle of water. Since the rest of them are still there, take out my Uzi and shoot 'em.

Fun fact: it only takes one bite from a zombie to penetrate your system and infect you. Infection results in death and reanimation.

7. Once they all are gone, walk down the stairs and get out the door. RUN. Get to the bush, get my bike, and start pedaling to Civilization.

What if they aren't all gone? What if somebody stole your bike?

You mention no cooperation with any other survivors. Are you assuming that the mall is empty? It won't be. The way you're going, you'd be better off just kicking zombies off the roof until outside assistance comes.

Almost the entire soundtrack from Baten Kaitos: Eternal Wings and the Lost Ocean.

That game's audio is beautiful.

Suddenly, the shitshoppers rejoice because they have found the lame alternative to the Liquify tool.

At 11/21/07 07:44 PM, mikel33405 wrote: when is someone going to do a mr. bean spongebob?

I thought a Squidbean would look better.

I switched his finger and his nose.

Motice how there's barely a goddamned difference.

At 11/21/07 06:30 PM, PhoenixTails wrote: Could somebody make me a sig with the anonymous picture and their credo "We are anonymous. We are legion. We do not forgive or forget.

4faggotry.

At 11/21/07 01:33 AM, troubles1 wrote: You get the drift I think,

Maybe your request can be sped up if you, perhaps, supplied the picture you want?

At 11/21/07 06:18 AM, AcDiK-DR4G0N wrote: Could someone make me a sig with the Python logo?

Done.

At 11/21/07 03:33 PM, JakFro5t wrote: Well, Uprising, your plan for underground tunnels is good, but oviously digging one is out of the question.

There's also the possibility of suffocation. Without any air conditioning or filtration, it will be hard for CO2 to escape and O2 to get in.

So this being said, I ask you fellow zombie fans, what would be a good sheltered place, now keep in mind of other people and the places strategic location, what are the pros and cons?

A place where a zed, no matter what, couldn't reach. High places are very good, because if you destroy the stairs or ladder to your position, it will be very difficult for a zombie to reach you.

Exceptions are made when there are extreme numbers of zombies that could climb over each other in a writhing pile. In that situation, you want to either-

A: Barricade the entry point

or

B: Retreat to a higher point, assuming you can. If not, maintain a constant standoff against the zombies. If the odd one that makes it to the top is plugged in the forehead, it won't matter anymore, now would it?

Oh and Lost, I was thinking...would a aluminum bat really be better? I mean oviously it's stronger and more durable, but it is also pretty light.

The problem with a wooden bat is that it's harder to bust a skull with it. Try beating somebody's head in with a 2X4, then try to do that in the time span that you effectively have an offensive advantage over a zombie for.