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At 12/7/07 09:47 AM, Gagsy wrote: TTFN.

AFFAHAFFA HEFF

At 12/7/07 05:27 PM, TOEZ wrote:
Also, no voice actors. That would be interesting...

No voice actors? Why?

They could just use the current voice for Mario, as well as every other character.

No, it states that U R MR GAY.

At 12/5/07 08:28 PM, AshfordPride wrote: Rock, Paper, Scissors: Extreme

Your description is more Fire Emblem than Advance Wars.

At 12/5/07 03:05 PM, MrTrivia wrote:

At 12/5/07 12:34 PM, Twilight-Knight wrote: does the Science Department mess with genetics at all? This being the Mafia, I would think that Bioshock would have influenced someone here to start a genetics branch.

Yes, Kurofelis is in charge of Genetics. If you paid attention to the org chart I posted at the top of this page, you would've known this by now.

Quite, and Bioshock didn't have anything to do with it.

My department of Science (Sentio decided to give it away quite kindly) messes with the genetic codes of animals or multiple animals, and also designs life forms designed to work with or be integrated into weapons built by other branches of the Science or weapons departments.

A variety of creatures have come out of the labs, but no genetic freaks of nature or anything that is so horrid it needs to be put down. All experiments are put throught immense testing, brainstorming, and finally are predicted on a supercomputer before we modify the DNA and such, and create a new living weapon or service unit.

An example is the EROB-9 (Espionage Re-Engineered Operative Bio). EROB-8 was irrational, and with uncontrollable temper, as well as other flaws unpredicted by Genetics Department. He had to be gassed and have surgical and medical treatment.

Now, EROB is a respectable Lynx clone with various traps and weapons hidden inside him, one being the incapacitating gas that we got him with, which can safely knock out anything from a snail to an elephant. Anything smaller will be killed, anything larger will be largely unaffected. Chances are, however, EROB will not be in combat against a whale.

Speaking of Whales, I've been messing around with some marine mammal DNA, and have found out how (theoretically) to form a land-based whale mutant. For now, however, I'll just keep improving upon EROB's growth structure and cybernetic parts to develop him into EROB-10.

Yeah, we have PDA rules. A person I know got detention just for hugging.

At 12/4/07 12:44 PM, flamingsquirrel107 wrote:
But zombies are just re-animated human bodies. The human body moves by using muscles, those muscles need fuel, oxengen. if they don't get oxegen, they'll stop working.

We work by the Zombie Survival Guide. The ZSG says Zombies can function in the absense of oxygen. Don't try to point out flaws, since there is an extreely low probability that zombies will exist in our lifetimes or our children's lifetimes.

Anyways, a ZSG zombie does not use its lungs, or its heart, and its blood is jelly due to coagulation. The only way a Sombie Survival Guide zombie, the kind of zombie we generally work with, can be destroyed, is the destruction or partial destruction of the brain.

Make a survival plan.

At 12/3/07 09:05 PM, TehreTard wrote:
You're in honors? My friend's in honors and he constantly bitches about how his teacher gives him 2 essays every week and how he manages to get low grades for them.

When you're in the class long enough, it certainly does feel like you get an essay every week.

I don't have too much of a problem with that, but when Mom saw that I had a 68 in Honors 9 (long list of missed assignments...), she freaked. If I don't get my grades up, then I go to World Regions and LA 9.

I wouldn't really mind, though.

Dear God, I don't recall Clifford being that ginourmous.

He must have devoured Emily Elizabeth long ago.

Nice shop, btw.

At 12/3/07 09:00 PM, Boris-4-U wrote: l will be forced to take a knife to your gooch.

Wouldn't that be a birthday present in itself?

Yeah, take that chef's knife in hand and slam it straight into his groinal area. It sounds like the perfect present for him.

At 12/3/07 08:56 PM, TehreTard wrote:
Is it a five-paragraph essay? If so, there's no way you can write 25 sentences in under 5 minutes,

I actually meant that I'd finish it then. I usually arrive about 20 minutes before the class bell, so I just have to turbo-scribble. It may not get the best grade, but anything's better than a 0 or 50.

However, Honors is still a pain in the ass. They grade harder than they used to.

At 12/3/07 08:32 PM, Mendou wrote:
Ah, nothing like reading a book about events that happened during Salem witch trials. Isn't it odd how much of a shithole the BBS is, yet we can't help but always come here for an hour or 7?

Yes, extremely odd.

That reminds me, I have an essay on paradoxes due tommorow, but I can't be arsed. I'll just do it five minutes before class begins.

See, that is why Hercule is the most awesome character in DBZ.

Mr. Satan :3

At 12/3/07 07:45 PM, crazerfish50 wrote: 50, because Crazerfish isn't cool without the 50. *Grammar fix*

So there wasn't an option to use a name other than Crazerfish?

Actually, the numbers just make it look idiotic. Same with the lower case first letter.

At 12/3/07 07:04 PM, Snype wrote:

At 12/3/07 06:20 PM, Kurofelis wrote: As of present, Wade Fulp has asked the NGSM for a signature picture. I'd like to request now that you won't attempt to murder me in the event that the NGSM becomes a shitstorm of tie-breaking for the honor of the admin's signature.

To tell you the truth, I'm not going to bother to try making Wade a sig.

Because face it, we're going to get raped by those other whores ripping each other's hearts out to have some kind of victory over us in making the sig that Wade will wear.

Quite correct, but who knows? It was fun to make one anyways.

Also, a question about our main armoury: do we still have medieval-esque weapons, or were all those outdated with silencers and other equipment?

At 12/3/07 06:02 PM, Kurofelis wrote:
Oh fuck.

A few minor border fixes.

At 12/3/07 06:12 PM, Hybrid-Of-Souls wrote:
You guessed it. Another tank_sm.gif sig (I know, I'm a whore about it, sue me). An icy theme will do to go along with the holidays. Light blue, white, and if possible, make some icy detail.

POPmeh

FUCK is written on the inner side of one of the restroom stall doors in the senior/junior hall of my High School.

At 12/3/07 06:16 PM, Snype wrote:

As of present, Wade Fulp has asked the NGSM for a signature picture. I'd like to request now that you won't attempt to murder me in the event that the NGSM becomes a shitstorm of tie-breaking for the honor of the admin's signature.

Because death causes hissyfits.

In other news, IMO, Honeydew Melon>Melon.

Why? Honeydew is downright sweeter. I like the sweetness better, but others of you might prefer the deeper taste of the more orangey melon.

At 12/3/07 05:29 PM, WadeFulp wrote: Anyone want to make me a sig?

Oh fuck, sig makers, a war might be beginning.

Sounds like an excuse to get a 200-post thread.

-Felis

tyhgsvbu xg Mother Fuck.

At 12/3/07 02:11 AM, Rebbay wrote: Looking for a sig.

Filterfuck? Bo-Ring.

At 12/3/07 04:14 PM, Captain-Jake wrote: I hardly see how that makes it a christmas theme. I suppose if it was red and green maybe...

Yeah, it's more like...Winter-y.

Now somebody needs to make those ice sculptures IRL.

Why the hell not.

Sure, I'm in.

At 12/2/07 02:50 PM, JakFro5t wrote: So has anyone dicussed the possibility of traps? There are all sorts of traps people can make:

The problem with traps is the possibility of zombie "hunters" (people who have secured their base and are out to kill some Z) coming to liberate your house of undead, and ending up dead or injured, which is definitely not what you want.

*note- The negative traits of traps are discussed slightly in World War Z.

-shotgun traps (mounted shotgun in front of a door with a string attached to the door handle and the shotgun trigger),

The zombie's head level may be above the shotgun's spread, thereby failing to destroy the zombie.

-quickpull explosives (gunpowder with some sort of container, add some small nails, attach a string to the door handle and the pull string, vwala!),

Possibility of headshot is minimal.

-nail gun traps (just like shotgun but with nailguns),

Same problem with shotgun traps- if the zombie is too short or tall, the nail might blast into their chest or over their head, or only graze the brain.

While we're on nailguns, does a nailgun have the power to shoot a nail into somebody's brain? I don't really know, to be honest.

-pitfalls (weaken the boards in front of the door so when you step you will fall onto some sharp objects),

It most likely won't kill a zed, but the sharp objects aren't really neccessary. If you build a big, flat walled pit, you'll have a pit full of Zack, ready to be destroyed.

-bludgeons (a heavy object ((large rock, bricks, etc)) perilessly placed as to fall atop you when you open a door or trigger the trap in some way),

Won't damage the brain, unless it's a fucking anvil or something. Trauma is a possibility, but I'm no expert on injuries.

-spring traps (string pull triggered, after triggered something that is springloaded swings up and blasts you in the face.

Depends on what that "something" is.

At 12/1/07 09:58 PM, TheGreat3stNameEver wrote:
That's really nice
those people that thrashed you on youtube don;t know what they're talking about

Or rather, they were trying to say they were actually watching for errors and shit instead of staring at her ass.

I'm always puzzled at how people can get themselves to hang from poles like that. I'm no pole hugger, myself.

At 12/1/07 09:31 PM, ramun-flame wrote: Also I find it weird that The Black Knight's class is "The Black Knight".

He gained a few levels of awesome, apparently.

Tell me; in his voice acting, does he still sound like he has Strep throat, filtered out by his helmet? The voice acting certainly isn't bad, but the Black Knight has that sort of...Darth Vader voice, in a way.

She let somebody 'borrow" her account.

What have I done?

Eyes make alot of difference.