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I'm sorry to those people who believe in creationalism (actually, sorry for them), but there's a difference between what cannot be proved or disproved, and that which has already been proven many blatant times.

If the person was actually retarded, congratulations: you were the embodiment of natural selection.

Go kill some old geezers while you're at it.

At 1/3/08 12:22 AM, Jenou wrote: I could masturbate to the tastiness of their food. no joke, its that good.

While the subject is tasty burritos, what's your favorite combination?

I always get Steak, Rice and guacamole, sometimes with chopped lettuce.

The "ball" in his hand makes him look more like an elite dodgeball player than a ninja.

No problem with that, though. Clobbering somebody with an alligator-skin is cool.

Ankles seem too thick.

Then again, it's only my comparison to ankles I commonly see. Maybe you have hugeass ankles.

At 1/2/08 05:38 PM, ZeldaFreak701 wrote: but the burritos are fucking HUGE! I couldn't even finish half on an empty stomach.

Tsk. Lightweight.

Fix your grammar. No word has a number in it.

The Mafia has seen many crews try to compete, but ultimately fail miserably.

In fact, we have a rule about posting in clone mafia clubs because of ho pathetic they usually are. Fuck that rule for just this moment.

You break your own rules.

This crew has absolutely no point. We already have enough lounges.

I got Snorlax.

What the hell. I should've picked "You look stoned all the time".

Cinnabon Cinnamon Roll.

Diabetes on a plate.

Better than sex.

Discuss.

Go ahead. As long as you don't beat them into emotional shock.

At 12/31/07 01:40 AM, DepressedStone wrote: The addition of trophy stands is going to give it some Pokemon elements, too.

I rather liked that addition, too. It gives more meaning to a "I got this trophy" boast. Same thing with the Coin Launcher game.

The designers must be going insane. Not that that's bad at all.

How many of you remember Kirby 64? Crystal Shards?

Great sidescroller, that one. I miss playing it, since it was my friends who had the Super Nintendo, Nintendo 64, Playstation, all of those older gaming consoles.

Inevitably, there will be a Kirby game for the Wii. Unless Nintendo wants to give the poor puffball the treatment Samus got on the 64.

Those who doubt the Wii controls, I must say to you: have you played a decent game on the Wii (Smartass fanboy answers are allowed)?

Think Mario Galaxy, except with more of a thid person shooter flair. Pointer aims Kirby, nunchuck analog stick moves him. B trigger inhales+spits out, A button jumps/floats. Nunchuck Z button swallows, C button removes swallowed power.

I also loved the number of power combinations in Kirby: The Crystal Shards. If there will be a console game, of course, I expect more. Maybe even triple combinations.

Hell, I'm sure the graphics would look their nicest since Air Ride. The detail in Galaxy truly amazed me, that doesn't mean that's the only game deserving of such care to graphics.

2D or 3D? I think it would work either way. The previous control explanation was for a 3D game. I don'tcare if it's a platformer or Sandbox, as long as it's good.

I want a platformer, Nintendo. I don't want a Kirby Air Ride sequel, HAL Labratory. Sakurai, after you're done with Super Smash Brothers Brawl (Can't wait, by the way), please give us a Kirby (non-racing) game for us Wii owners.

At 12/31/07 12:12 AM, Khawner wrote:
Also Also, who thinks that shadow used to be a badass character, but then after the game Sonic heroes he seemed more like an emo?

Shadow died in SA2. He burnt to a crisp in the atmosphere of Earth, Mobius, whatever unclear planet SA2 takes place on.

Then, for some inexplicable reason, Shadow came back in Sonic Heroes as some kind of secret project by Robotnik. That's just too odd.

At 12/30/07 08:23 PM, Yghrulez wrote: So i fianlly got off my dead ass and started playing RD, i'm up to chapter 5, easy mode is rediculously easy.

There must be a vast difference between that and Normal mode, then.

It's rather difficult for me to prevent my weaker units from being mercilessly slaughtered by the odd soldier that my front line units don't pulverize. The fact that Micaiah has ridiculously low Hit Points and defensive values doesn't help.

At 12/29/07 11:50 PM, PowerPrower wrote:

At 12/29/07 08:39 PM, Twilight-Knight wrote: What am I doing? I think I already said I would like to be in the Genetics department so... can I?

Dunno...Most of the crap I outfit my genetic freaks with comes from Weapons Department, it seems. As long as it won't impact research over there, I personally don't have a problem with the transfer (Bah, I don't even make the calls anyhow).

If not completely transfer over, maybe I can start throwing out random things that come to mind.

Oh God, I thought Gingerbread men were bad. Actual zombies would actually be sort of dangerous rather than annoying. Crimson heads aren't something I'd like to meet in the hallway.

Moving right along, I've developed a new security feature.

Anybody who's played LoZ knows about the flying floor tiles. However, those were powered by sinister spirits, magic, something, and I haven't been able to find an age in time that had fully functional magical arts or anything like that.

So these floor tiles are a sort of thing that will jump up in your face and scare the shit out of you.

Specs:

Size: Ranging from 1"x1" (Tiny shower tile things) to 4'x4' (Huge ass decorative jobs)

Species Branch: Arachnid came to mind, but those proved to not be durable enough for the task, so the smaller tiles are a genetic blend of a spider and a roach. The larger ones are sorts of fucked up primates.

Basically, a freakazoid monkey mashed into a floor/ceiling tile.

Armament/Defenses: The floor tile on the primate model, rather than being ceramic and brittle, is made up of layers of Kevlar and steel, with only the surface made up of ceramic material.

The Spockroaches (Hah, Spock. It was either that or "Cockriders")only have venom that causes immense irritation, but the Tile Monkeys have a mixed armament varying of combinations from Adamantium claws, miniature jackhammers, ozone emitters (o3 is toxic at atmospheric level), projectile launchers (small cannon that uses anything as ammo-quite useful) and industry strength lasers.

Physical Ability: The Spockroaches are nothing remarkable, with no particularly special enhancement, but the monkeys have three tails that each end in a fully functional six fingered hand. The tails and hands are pure muscle and steel alloy, and ensure a Tile Monkey's victory in hand to hand combat.

Mental Capacity: Since they have six hands to control, the Tile Monkey's brain is quite sophisticated for a monkey. The bigger the model of monkey is, the smarter it is. For stealthy operations, as the monkeys were designed for, they take orders from an Alpha, which is tested to be the most intelligent of the group.

Looking it over, I started thinking that these would be more effective as offensive assault thugs.

For that purpose, I'd modify a human and not a monkey or ape. Which I'm not going to do yet. Morality and such.

A catapult that fires a smaller catapult, which fires a cluster round of several smaller catapults, which each launch a cluster of miniature bombs, which explode into tinier bombs, which explode into teensy catapults.

Which fire smaller catapults, which launch littler catapults, which...

At 12/28/07 02:16 AM, Senri wrote:

At 12/28/07 01:35 AM, adreniline7 wrote:
I love you faggot jew. (i only said it cos it rhymed)

No, it didn't.

Actually, it did. You-Jew.

It was still a horrible excuse to call somebody a faggot Jew.

At 12/27/07 02:41 AM, Darkside7000 wrote: Download a game you know I'll hate?

Are you man enough?

The Movie: The Game

Heard of it?

No? Search around for playthroughs of it on Youtube.

Download
Here.

For the past unbelievably annoying past three hellish hours, I've been playing it. It's as frustrating as all hell.

I dare you to play it without getting mad, frustrated, or tempted to exit the game.

Wow. Yesterday was probably the longest day of my life.

Probably because continuous playing of Super Mario Galaxy slows down time. It's true.

Wow.

The moon really is bright and full. I wish my camera was better so it could take pictures of shit like that.

Also, Mars looks like a red Jupiter now. Bright.

Get Ratchet and Clank.

You can't go wrong with shooting the crap out of everything as a Lombat.

At 12/24/07 11:33 PM, TheSnakeSkull wrote: So he died, because he's a pedo?

Even though I detect hints of sarcasm, I'll just say this:

The man died because of his own will.

PB

At 12/24/07 11:54 PM, bomarc wrote:

Btw, this thread was started by a pervert. ;-)

That's just going to force everybody to say that perverts are worse.

At 12/24/07 11:11 PM, Kurofelis wrote:

At 12/24/07 11:10 PM, RCrap wrote: mmm just imagine what he did with that girl

The last time I did something like that, I rather disturbed my readers.

*wrote.

Damn my poor word choice at times.

At 12/24/07 11:10 PM, RCrap wrote: mmm just imagine what he did with that girl

The last time I did something like that, I rather disturbed my readers.

A man goes to see a fortune teller.

The mystic tells the man that he will die in one week's time.

The man contemplates what to do with his last week, and decides to kidnap an attractive high school freshman girl.

For the next six days, he performs horrendous sexual atrocities upon her.

On the seventh day, the police find him.

The man smiles widely in front of the cops, and puts a bullet in his own brain.

Discuss.

At 12/24/07 03:51 PM, BonusStage wrote: Santa will soon be skinnier, according to these loony bin freaks, his image ENCOURAGES kids to be overweight....

Wow, I really want to be a fat old man.

Married to an old bitch.

Only if I was Tim Allen.

Hey guys, I've got a problem.

Rather, we've got a problem on our hands. I got a letter from Santa saying that all his reindeer and elves suddenly died from some new disease that ravaged the North Pole facility. The few elves remaining got all the toys finished, but there aren't any magical flying reindeer left.

Supposedly, we're supposed to:

A- (I will do this) Genetically and mechanically modify a reindeer that is capable of producing offspring (It needs to be living, not robotic) and flying at excessive speeds.

B- Deliver these reindeer to St. Nick.

Who wants to fly some reindeer to the North Pole, in other words.

For those who don't know, without flying reindeer, Santa can't get his sled off the ground. Therefore, nobody will get their special gifts from Santa Claus.

Since I doubt many people got fellow Mafia members many presents, Santa promises to bring anything we like if we fix his rather huge problem.

At 12/23/07 11:36 PM, spiderman555 wrote:
But i did just think of something. How could God see himself if there was no light? (It was not created yet

Now you're just playing stupid. C'mon, he didn't mean image as in optical imagery.

Also, you're lumping God with humans again. God is not limited to one place, nor does he have human limitations.

because God didn't know what light was because nothing existed yet (going back to my argument))

How would you know that God did not know something? As has been stated, God is omnipotent.

He/It is also impossible to understand.