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At 2/12/10 12:50 PM, The-Worsley-Bear wrote:

At 2/11/10 09:01 PM, catzilla wrote: This is an American tank taking over Germany during WWII...and no its not ment to be racist

Just so you know, there were no American tanks in Germany during WW2.

Ahem.

*cough*

Yes, the majority of American European fighting was in France and Belgium, but don't forget that the Russians had Shermans too. Also, aforementioned battle of Aachen, a German city. Close to border? Yes. Not in Germany? No.

At 2/12/10 12:36 PM, JoeTheToucan wrote: Is there anybody out there of whom is also alcohol intoxicated?

I'm not old enough to have a reason to be drunk.

Art Portal's being gay, for me at least. It's not letting me submit anything. I fill out everything and hit the "Submit!" button, and it just directs me to an error page.

*anger*

At 2/12/10 11:10 AM, big-jonny-13 wrote:

At 2/12/10 09:13 AM, Kinsei01 wrote:

maybe I should go on a trip....

A TRIP TO CANADA? :D

But Canada's on strike...

Needed an excuse for this.

At 2/11/10 10:10 PM, Kinsei01 wrote:

At 2/11/10 10:03 PM, Kurofelis wrote: I'd rather have snow and break my finger than live in swamp-ass land.

so nomnom by a gator then?

Ha, I wish. We don't even have gators. We do have a few coyotes, but I'd probably kill every single coyote here before I'd let one nom a finger.

I'd probably have to lie in the road and wait for a car to run me over.

Actually, it's snowing here now. Go figure.

Last year it decided to snow in MARCH. At least this year it's actually winter.

At 2/11/10 10:00 PM, Snowman wrote: I almost got my finger nommed by a snow thrower.

Great.

You know, it doesn't snow down in the Shitty South. I'd rather have snow and break my finger than live in swamp-ass land.

At least it wasn't your drawing hand, eh?

Unless you're left handed.

At 2/10/10 08:01 PM, Growup wrote: The eye is big for some reason and the hand too (Big eye represents the pain and the sadness of the kid), (And the little hand means a harmless kid that can't defend himself).. Sad you didn't understand.. And thanks for the post :)

It'd be easier to understand that it's stylized, if we could see more than the eye and hand and part of head.

.PSD

Cancer Demons can possess other entities on physical contact, but only if a certain area of their occupied object is touched. The demon then uses its host's natural regenerative healing factor to stimulate its own growth, growing an exoskeleton that corresponds with the Demon's type and species. As the demon matures, the possessed organism will grow more powerful, and the infectious exoskeleton will encroach upon the host's body.

However, the demonic process is symbiotic in nature. The demon will not posses the mind of its host, and the only real effect on the host's health is that the carapace eventually melds with its host's skin, and therefore becomes exceedingly difficult to remove.

At 2/11/10 04:40 PM, TwinDragon wrote: Some character Designs for my new iPhone game. Hope you guys dig it.

We need a dispenser riiight here.

Iron pot helmets are awesome.

I mean the Nazi ones.

At 2/11/10 03:02 PM, ThePeanutShark wrote:
yes. i was practicing making poop and it turned into this.

Wait, what?

Anyway, what's the background?

I actually see hidden imagery in the dude now. There's a mountain, a flower, or I'm just misinterpreting things.

At 2/11/10 12:19 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote:
Also, I'm gonna try and make an actual ninja star out of metal probably during the summer.

Somehow "Ninjasmith" sounds alot cooler than just "Ninja".

At 2/11/10 12:06 PM, ThePeanutShark wrote: thnx

Geez, in the descending order of syllables used in this thread, I'd have to post fricking nothing to be in the pattern.

It'd be alot easier to evaluate your drawing if you told us what it's supposed to be.

At 2/11/10 11:56 AM, Wees74 wrote: you have any art on new grounds that is rated E,T, or A,

What, is M too bad, for one thing, but not hardcore enough for another?

At 2/11/10 10:52 AM, big-jonny-13 wrote:

If that's how you feel, watch out. You might wake up with a ninja star in your back.

"Oh no," he would think, "I might get a nasty paper cut."

3

At 2/11/10 06:50 AM, CloudEater wrote:
Why do you have a sowing machine?

Cause he's a farmer, that's why.

Sewing machine? How unmanly. You'd better be sewing with strips of intestine.

At 2/8/10 08:17 PM, gmanthesandwhichking wrote:

At 2/8/10 07:57 PM, ashman112 wrote:

At 2/8/10 07:35 PM, Aigis wrote:

At 2/8/10 05:09 PM, gmanthesandwhichking wrote:

we all do, theyre called random sketchbooks that you can never be bothered to scan, now can we get some more art from this guy to see if he sucks or not

I'll try and upload my paintings, even though one of em won't fit in my scanner.

Do you have a digital camera?

It's easier to upload and just as easy to show, as long as you don't mind quality-decrease.

At 2/8/10 07:52 PM, ashman112 wrote:
the reason i was banned is cuz on the top layer i was drawing bullet wounds on peoples charecters and curly moustaches and stuff, they didnt find it funny even though there was nothing on that layer

That does it.

I propose that a mind rapingly disgusting bloody image be drawn and loaded to a topic called "Furry RP".

It would never follow through, considering that you'd need somebody seriously fucked in the head to actually draw the blood-spurting goatse level of nastiness that would destroy the souls of ignorant scribblers, but it'd be funny as hell.

At 2/8/10 07:11 PM, angryglacier wrote: stuff.

Oh, that isn't bad.

I usually draw masks that have huge, literal dick noses behind layer 3 white curtains and leave as soon as I finish and reveal my creation.

At 2/8/10 01:41 PM, LegolaSS wrote: today i found out JoeTheToucan was a girl...

the end

What.

At 2/7/10 09:19 PM, Esn wrote: I think that the quality of artwork on the portal now is significantly worse than it was before the big "reset" many months ago. It's looking practically indistinguishable from DeviantArt.

Hey, there isn't any stupid photos or blobs. Our quality control is a hundred times better.

At 2/7/10 09:13 PM, GTASLim wrote:

At 2/7/10 09:10 PM, Wivernryder wrote:

At 2/7/10 09:08 PM, GTASLim wrote: Post all your animated characters here!

What.

hear what i said "ANIMATED"!!!!!!

Go to the Newgrounds Sig Makers in C&C and ask them for a better sig picture.

At 2/7/10 09:12 PM, TrevorW wrote: Wait...did you write that or?

Or what?

Yes, I wrote those. I wouldn't say "be original" if I had plagiarized those in the first place, now would I?

The Doom of Us
The Human Race
For we are the most hurt by it
Not us, but of our own creation
Something that we have always had
An invisible plague
Inside our heads
Its invisible problems
Leave us for dead
And we never know until it is past

Remember those riddles in The Hobbit? The complex ones that are actually slightly challenging?

Post them, answer them, whatever. Just try not to use another person's riddle.

Be at least a little original.

Quick as Lightning
Terrifying as Thunder
The Biblical Flood of Man
By my Hand.

That's a simple one.

Also,

You are my guest
I invite you to come forth
and rest in my presence.
Be it purpose, life or fame
My restful gist surpasses all
in thine eyes when I giveth.
Even the greatest of importance be,
if weak of mind or frail in heart
you will never part with me.

At 2/7/10 07:30 AM, JoeTheToucan wrote: Je suis Henri

I am inspired.

Maybe I'll do a less sketchy version later.

Funnily enough, my cat actually has opposable thumbs.

From my experience, hatching is simply non-color shading.

Course, it could be used for something else, but I primarily see it in shading.

At 2/2/10 10:25 AM, havegum wrote: By now, some of you may have figured that I'm aiming to color every single linework in this thread, and so I am!

Oh really?

Actually, that would make me feel better. I feel so mediocre knowing that nobody has even commented on why my lineart is so uninteresting.

At 1/31/10 05:57 PM, PhatCandy wrote:
I need advice regarding other programmes I could use, what would improve this and any other knowledge would be great.

Programwise, I don't think you can get much better than photoshop.

Anyway, for advice...

You should trace over the (General path of the) sketch lines with the desired color, on a seperate layer, and hide the sketch line layer. That will make the image alot cleaner.

The Military knew it was getting a good deal when a bunch of independent mechanics offered to repair or completely rebuild destroyed MICUs.

However, only one hundred MICUs were rebuilt by this group because it didn't take long for the Military to figure out why they were doing the work for free.

At 1/30/10 03:47 PM, Jarvid wrote:
What does that have to do with anything?

The "Go to another game" choice looks more like "Attack with blunt bludgeoning tool".

At 1/30/10 01:28 PM, 01Glitch01 wrote: ok thanks for all the help. i will keep all that in mind. here is the pic that i shaded in. tell me what you think.

Shadows match the objects they fall off of. A sphere will have a curved shadow.

Meaning, part of the sphere would be in less light, but a sphere has no straight, flat sides, so the shadow would be scattered over the sphere in the shape, so it FUCKSICLE.

If I'm not making any sense at all with the message, just read the first line.

At 1/30/10 04:39 AM, HeavyTank wrote:

At 1/29/10 03:41 PM, mrty wrote: Damn I gotta buy this thing for my puppy.

Lol, I gotta buy the "normal version" for me!

You ever see those fancy restrooms that say "Gentlemen"?

I always go in the stalls for those. The Urinals are backstab lane, I think.