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Meh.

Go time, bizzatches. Let's cover the page.

Not done. Need to do more detail and shading and the BG.

I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Kraig.

At 11/30/10 07:09 PM, Knocturne wrote:
A. What would you classify your style of art?

Stupid.

I guess I've been trying to do a sort of manga style, but I fail horribly at it. My surreal shit is exponentially better, in my mind.

B. Top Five inspirations?

Dali, Magritte, Japanese comic books + Video games. Yes I am a massive dork, why do you ask?

C. How long have you been doing art?

Started actually trying around 7th grade. Which I suppose would put me at being about 12, so around 4 years.

D. Has your style changed completely since then? If yes, what was it before?

It's gone from total unquestionable shit to slightly more well made crap.

Enough of things nobody really cares about.

This thing looks awesome.

At 11/28/10 10:26 PM, argile wrote:
How are you boring exactly when they're some others that are boring then the last?

I think that trying to have an award like "most inappropriately batshit crazy in social situations" would be a little unfair.

At 11/28/10 04:40 PM, Kinsei01 wrote: where is the biggest asshole award?

I was kind of gunning for it. :P

Speaking of, what about the boring prick award? That's what I was going for.

You're not an asshole, Kinsei. You're probably the closest thing we have to Santa Claus.

Actually, Santa Claus is kind of a dick, now that I brought it up.

At 11/28/10 07:03 PM, Luxembourg wrote: "another senseless drawing with the intention to be interpretated".

Haha, interpretated isn't even a word.

Interpreted
Proper grammar is the difference between a dumbass and a smartass.

I agree that that comment really doesn't make any sense. Interpretation is usually just a bonus for art. I find that fascination with the concept and technique is usually what gets me first.

Hence why I like Dali more than, say, Jackson Pollock.

If you haven't seen any of Dali's paintings IRL, go to an art museum and see one. Or, next time there's a Dali exhibit in your town, go see it.

# 10 - Stoic Cat

Finally.

# 9 - Floating Islands of Gobba

Chalk pastel's ain't great for precision small.

# 8 - Giant Segment

It's bigger than it looks. You get it? It's because it has an eyeball, it looks? Ha, ha ha, hurrgh...

# 7 - Immense Shellmaw

Actually, I don't think I had much to say in the first place.

# 6 - Noxious Tentacrab

Another of the better defined ones, I think.

# 5 - Eggrot

Still nothing much to say.

# 4 - Featherlings

I don't have much to say about this one.

# 3 - Munchslug

Probably the cleanest one. It's not the third one that I drew, however, it's just third in the book right now.

# 2 - Toadskulls

My scanner hated this one. It cut off the top a lot. I'll try to fix it later.

At 11/15/10 12:52 AM, TheRedRocks wrote:
I would say its female,

I swear you're the first person to say that.

but i would change it around so it has some breast just to improve the point. Plus the scarf looks like it cut the face in half rather than it being on the face.

Thanks.

The next 10 images will be from an artist book I did for an art class. They're all odd creatures. I wrote some flavor text to go with them; I'll post links to that later.

For now, first one.

The Hell Jelly

This was my first; it's messier than the rest.

War sucked even more back then because you had a good chance of catching dysentery on the road and shitting yourself to death before you even got to fight.

Hai guyz I maid sumthin this tuk mee fuhver

We must increase our daily devotional time to the Goddess of Wrath this time, left we be punished for our indifference like our ancestors.

Cocock jokes are funneh most of the time because they're almost never used.

At 11/20/10 03:37 PM, pokemon-trainerBROCK wrote:
That'll teach her. She can be such a bad mom sometimes and I won't let her get away with it, simple as that.

I thought your mom was dead.

I heard you need attention for better artist.

Yeah, I'll get to doing some life drawings. Probably within this decade.

Points if you can guess which game this is from.

Hint: It's a flash game.

Also, I can't decide what I want to do for a background.

Yes, I'm aware that part of the Gaia Axe looks like a dong. I never used it when I was playing the game, so I never noticed till now.

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Al Gore, weighed down, let the Korean stick a curtain up his neighbor's lamp shade. Suddenly, a gigantic teacup crashed onto Tom's home and a massive Spanish retard! The shards ripped a hole into China. A Chinese astrology monkey strapped on his suspenders and waltzed 500 sheep into a gigantic apple that had done Al a huge favor by spraying salt down his urethra. The trouble was that 2 cute immigrants had been puking rainbows. Hippies descended from rainbows to bring him sexy fish and shallow lemons. Al refused to make impregnated gnomes beg for kinky sex. He instead gave it chlamydia and a dick bun of extreme pleasure. Meanwhile, at Batman's house... Batman raped Al Gore's niece as Bangkok relocated into Robin's smelly underpants.

Due to unforeseen consequences all of City 17 residents' streetlights massively exploded and killed seven Mongoloids. Gordon Freeman masturbated furiously with sandpaper, unaware of his dicklessness effecting the entire human being over at Walmart's marijuana parade. So large, yet so insignificant was the marijuana's sea level. Gordon came on Alyx's sweaty and surprisingly swollen clitoris. "Fuck!" Exclaimed Gordon, because preggers stole his bike. So, Say Bike, the Indian chopper rider named Rig. Yet, nothing had happened. Naming Rig Fella Tio wasn't his telephone's breakdown but stabbing Chris Hansen pleased predators. Pedophiles rejoiced as Gary Brolsma randomly stopped typing love letters to his man-bitch called Steve.

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"Hobos attacked her vagina" screamed Obama as he ran from his wife who was, silver dildo in hand, a bit horny of obsessive tickling. Unwarranted investigation and careful smuggling caused the Taliban to reassess penguin efficiency.

Then Dr. Fetus, along with his erect golf club, proceeded to go out to kill Michael Jackson and regurgitate old copies of naked fulp photos and then boil their nut-sack in oil so the Earth can never rotate around the giant package of crying babies causing the horrible apocalypse of bunnies and convenient chocolate-covered World War Seventeen. Unexpectedly, Phil Collins sucked Dick Van Dyke's Dirty Dishes. Weird monkeys were eating atop those crazy, zany, incarborated incubation pancakes which turd people didn't know how push pussy cats were diving from planes.

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what's all this 300 business guys

At 11/13/10 05:32 PM, Benji wrote: You guys tell me i cant handle criticism but this isnt criticism this is you challenging my styles and personality, which is irrelevant

crit·i·cism%u2002 %u2002
[krit-uh-siz-uhm]
-noun
1.
the act of passing judgment as to the merits of anything.

2.
the act of passing severe judgment; censure; faultfinding.

3.
the act or art of analyzing and evaluating or judging the quality of a literary or artistic work, musical performance, art exhibit, dramatic production, etc.

4.
a critical comment, article, or essay; critique.

saying "it doesnt look steampunk" isnt criticism, dumbasses...

Yes it is. Especially since you're insisting that it is indeed steampunk.

then there are people who actually tell me WHAT TO DO. those guys help, not the rest of you full-of-yourself asshats.

Kinsei's been telling you what do do. You insulted him.

saying "draw a body" isnt criticism is being a whiny bitch.

No, drawing a body would be incredibly helpful to understanding the character. In order to make something look more in a certain time period or style, drawing the body is essential. Take the head of Luke Skywalker, for instance. If you just had his head and none of his body, he wouldn't look unique. You wouldn't know he's from space or whatever.

Your behavior is inexcusable. Are you retarded? Do you have some sort of condition or handicap? Did you have a bad upbringing or ANYTHING that makes you think you can treat people this way?

People here don't give criticism for shits and giggles. Nobody here is a troll or any bullshit like that. When people criticize around here, it is for the purpose of improvement. In short, some people are going out of their way to help you improve, and all you've done is bitch at them.

I think you're a great artist, no, really. You draw and animate better than I do, and you're younger than I am. That's impressive, but all of that means for absolutely dick if you're just some brat who has a closed mind to anyone that disagrees with you.

TLDR:

You are immature. I don't care how old you are or how good you are, it isn't an excuse. Grow the fuck up, or get the fuck out.

At 11/13/10 04:51 PM, Benji wrote: Cmon look at that and try to tell me its not steampunk or you clearly dont understand art.

Goggles =/= Steampunk.

This is why everybody keeps saying to draw the body. Not a lot can be inferred from the head and face unless whatever is on the head is very specifically styled, especially with characters that don't cover their face or hair.