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Your cat pwned j00.

...and how the fuck would you use a water glass to protect yourself? Shatter it like a beer bottle?

At 12/19/06 08:56 PM, Hell-Frog wrote: why is H A Y F so popular?!?

Because he is.

The sun sets in the west.

Rome Total War is magnificent.

There will always be console fanboys.

And HAYF is widely cool.

widely..?

Link plz?

Sounds more hilarious than iGod.

At 12/19/06 08:19 PM, Gorillazrock wrote:

Can anyone think a way to promote our club?

All that we're allowed to do is put it in our sigs.

Not allowed to make threads about it.

Here, you can use this.

You deserve it for asking if you can have someone's sig.

Why the hell did you put all those numbers on in the first place if you didn't like them?

Anyways, I shall nominate the names-

ifail
Ignorance
Rectum
Circumcize

And now Dejanus has disappeared.

Damn, I was expecting his RP. He's been nowhere for about three or four days. Where the hell did he go? He usually logs on regularly.

Unless he got banned.

again.

Chapter 7 continued

The broken sections of the Vicona planetary defense fleet reformed and lined up in a horizontal formation in front of the Flett fleet.
"Oh? They want a battle of attrition? Then they shall get one! Make a 90 degree left angle!"
commanded Macer.
"Captain Macer! The Revenge has taken heavy damage! It is preparing to retreat!"
informed a communications director.
"Send it this-If it's going to retreat, have it leave it's fighters here."
"Captain, we don't have the authority-"
"Just do it!!"
"Affirmative!"
Macer straightened himself, and bellowed, "Launch flak missles!"

The Sevensevenseven 's missle tubes extended from the hull, and repeatedly fired canisters full of small bombs. Explosions peppered the space in front of the cruiser.
"Re-launch fighters!"
The Sevensevenseven launched the fighters that had withdrawn to the cruiser earlier. The Sevensevenseven ceased firing the flak missles-friendly fire was not a wise option at this time. Then, a message from the vice-admiral came.
"All captains- Battle formation V! Break through their center, we will not hold them at a battle face to face!"
"You heard Vice-Admiral Garp! Go into the arrowhead!"

The Sevensevenseven took it's place behind the vice-admiral's flagship Felis Maximus , alogside it's sister ship the Lucky Sevens.
"Charge!!"
The admiral's heavy battleship blasted forward, crashing into the center of the Vicona battle line. Enemy fighters hit it's hull and shattered in a plume of flame, bouncing off of the flagship's armor and sheilding. The Sevensevenseven and Lucky Sevens followed suite, unleashing repeatedly broadsides upon the shocked Vicona defense fleet. Three smaller cruisers and a battleship, as well as six patrol ships, followedthe lead three, and a swarm of Flett fighters zipped above and below. Soon, the Vicona battle line was split completely in half. It seemed as if the Flett would win the battle outright, and the war would end, when..!
KABRRSHHHH!!!!
A patrol ship was hit by a massive shot, and drifted out of flight pattern; its engines knocked out. It was a Vicona fleet, receiving the distress signal, it had jumped out of warp and hit the Flett fleet from behind. While the Flett were reeling, The shattered Vicona defense fleet reformed again, and closed off any means of Flett escape. The Vicona were spread in a globe around the Flett. Soon, they would begin firing, and there wouldn't be much hope.
"Captain Macer!"
"What!?"
"Captain Reblys has sent a message! He's asking us to kamikaze!"
Macer slowly smiled.
"Then Kamikaze it is! Put engines at full power, and go for the most concentrated section of their forces!"
"Yes sir!!"
The Sevensevenseven and Lucky Sevens both headed for the thickest section of Vicona ships.
"GaaaaaaaaaaahhaaaaAAAA!!!!!"
screamed Macer in pure combat insanity.
The Sevensevenseven blasted a Vicona heavy battleship. It was knocked up, exposing its belly. The Sevensevenseven fired again, and the cannon fire ripped open the Battleship's belly, exposing ignited power sources and static tears in the hull. It continued to drift, until upside down from the Sevensevenseven 's point of view. The Lucky Sevens vaporized two patrol ships with concentrated fire. The rest of the still-functioning Flett fleet dived into the battle zone, and the Vicona closed tighter around the fleet. BLLRRSHH!! The Felis Maximus unleashed it's full armament upon a single cruiser, leaving nothing but molten metal and dust. The patrol ship Haunt dived in between two mobs of enemy fighters, blowing them away. The light battleship Airfoil engaged another battleship, cannon fire scattering everywhere.
But the Flett were not winning, and they knew it. It was only a matter of time before the Vicona surrounded closely and blasted them to bits. They had already lost two patrols ships and a cruiser. It was soon looking hopeless after the initial charge. Then...
"Captain Macer, we can't-"
"Be quiet! We can still fight!"
A patrol ship exploded next to the bridge.
"KEEP FIGHTING!! TILL DEATH!!"
"Macer, do not work yourself over. There will be an oppurtunity. Take it."
crackled the comm line.
"Captain Reblys?"
The Lucky Sevens hurtled towards a mob of cruisers and patrol ships. It was spiraling, as if to crash. It's thrusters were on full power. All of it's weaponry as firing everywhere. Multiple shots hit it, and it was already heavily damaged.
"Arrrrgh!!!"
crackled the comm line. The Lucky Sevens hurtled into the middle of the mob of Vicona ships, and exploded with blinding light. Macer predicted the Vice-Admiral's next command. As the explosion dimmed, there was a gap in the surrounding Vicona.
"Jump! Through that gap!!"
A large green pool flooded from that gap, and the Flett fleet blasted into it at full speed. When the last fighter went in, the warp hole snapped shut....

At 12/18/06 09:40 PM, chunkylover105 wrote: im 14 your lucky im talking txt m@

I'm thirteen, and I have proper grammar. You, on the other hand, use idiotic internet speech that no one can understand.

This is Newgrounds. We don't speak dumbassnese here.

At 12/18/06 09:20 PM, PickleSun wrote: sorry for letting my gay side out there. i think kiwango would be pretty awesome. yet again, my fruit sounds like something gay.

Thee is forgiven.

Kiwango? Haha, you're partially right. Maybe Mangwi? No, that sounds even gayer....

At 12/18/06 09:17 PM, PickleSun wrote: cockberry.

Instafail.

Fruit combination, you know, Boysenberries, Grapples, one variety of fruit mixed with the other. I think it's as simple as cross-fertilization.

Me? I would personally like to see an Apple-melon.

The juicy goodness of the center of a watermelon wrapped in a thin, small package like that of an apple's.

At 12/18/06 06:48 AM, cellardoor6 wrote:

So, everyone proceed to glorify me for my courage.

Going to Israel isn't courageous, mate.

In fact, it's only stereotypically dangerous. Hezbollah rocket attacks? Bah. Bad mannered citizenry? Next. War going on? Hey, I'm not fighting.

At 12/17/06 08:41 PM, shetonmydick wrote: your sucjh a fucktard bitch

Trying to hide the fact that you're an alt is pointless.

At 12/17/06 08:39 PM, shetonmydick wrote: this thread fails

Alts fail, too.

At 12/17/06 08:31 PM, Smego wrote:

At 12/17/06 08:25 PM, kuroi-neko wrote: X>Y

X is taller. Everyone knows taller is tougher.

Wtf....I see the X chromosome but next to it all I see is some little blob. Is that supposed to be the Y? Cause that don't look like a Y to me.

Did you think Y chromosomes look like Ys?

Because they don't.

"there seems to be something wrong with our bloody ships today"
- Vice Admiral Sir David Beatty, Battle of Jutland, World War I

Chapter 7- Deftera

"Captain Macer, we are being reinforced."
"If it's about the Lettisans, shut it. I already know about that, Kuroy."
growled Macer.
"No, no," continued Kuroy.
"Three of the new model cruisers are being sent. All are fresh out of the dockyards. They are the Corneria, Black Hole, and the Lucky Sevens."
"So they've named one of them the name of this craft's sister ship? Is that a coincedence?"

The Sevensevenseven is eleven years old. It has been in wartime service during the Vicona war. This is what happened nine years ago....

Year 2702, Sector 45b, Vicona system, Vicona homeworld

"Arrrgh!!!"
A fighter blew apart, blasted by a satellite cannon. Laser cannon fire was everywhere, Flett gravity bombs went off in the middle of a Vicona squadron, all were vaporized instantly. The Vicona made a stupid manuever, and exposed their homeworld. The Flett war fleet in the area did not miss a second. The end of the homeworld meant the end of the war.

"Captain Macer!! We've taken heavy damage to the left wing!"
"Focus firepower on that Vicona starbase! It will cause more damage is left alone!!"
The Sevensevenseven 's cannons all shot in the direction of the rectangular Vicona space station. A section blew off, released blue electric flame streaming from the tears in the section.
"We've taken out it's sheild generator! It's going into warp!"
The Space station disappeared.
"It's gone! Focus upon eliminating their fleet!"

This is a small update- a prelude to a larger one. I only have this one so small, because I'm not really supposed to be on the comp right now...

X>Y

X is taller. Everyone knows taller is tougher.

This club fails.

At 12/16/06 07:17 PM, Gorillazrock wrote: I've always enjoyed using rockets and missles with grit. Even at half strength, they can kill at one hit.

With what, his super CO power?

Besides, the only thing that Grit's rockets could kill in one hit are MD tanks, and there are there more fuckers that are more powerful than the 'medium' tank, but Rockets can turn a battle around if they aren't raped up the ass by a lost recon unit.

At 12/17/06 01:37 PM, kuroi-neko wrote:
Personally, I thought Peppy's kamikaze on the Aparoid gate thingy after level 9 was pretty spectacular.

Yes, this was on Star Fox Assault. How silly of me not to mention to the game name.

You slashed his tires?

Dude, you could get in serious shit for that.

Although I bet you knew that when you did it.

It depends on what you think 'spectacular' is. Heart-rending, action packed, or somethingother.

Personally, I thought Peppy's kamikaze on the Aparoid gate thingy after level 9 was pretty spectacular.

"Hull reaching critical condition"
"Who cares!? Fire!!"

Then the Great Fox, covered in apariods and spiraling down and flaming, Peppy does the classic is-he-fucking-insane-scream.

"Gaaaaaahhaaahh!!!!"

Really.

Yes, this topic is quite original.

At 12/17/06 09:55 AM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote: Anyone interested in my character meeting up with one of yours.

Dejanus will most likely be seeing you very soon.

Or he might be seeing Mugentheronin, or Lopez, depending.

I think it's this one.

There's a button exactly like it an inch down the screen.

At 12/17/06 10:02 AM, Erect-Vagina wrote:

At 12/17/06 10:00 AM, Whitcomb wrote: *racism*

Shut up. I'm one of the highest levels on the site, my MAIN account is level 30.

Noobs.

Pimp and Humantarget are both noobs. Portal activity doesn't indicate noobishness. Raising the points bar to level up is noobishness.

But I doubt you're really an alt.

At 12/16/06 09:09 PM, HitTheTarget wrote:
The North instigated the conflict by invading the Central (Raphael's country) The West joined the North, and the East is backing up Central, and the South is neutral. Right now Raphael is part of an attack to sucker punch the West before they could deploy a significant portion of troops.

That answer your question?

Yes. I'm using it in my Rp.

Speaking of....

"Our troops are prepared, Captain."
"Excellent. We leave in an hour. Have the troops pack what they have."
Tarot stopped Ressen.
"Are we joining the army and the reinforcements in attacking the Claron army?"
"The reinforcements arrived already? No matter. No, Tarot. We're going to Sillpar."
"Ah."
"There is a civil war that broke out recently there. Lord Charles is a benefactor and friend of our ruler, so Commander Hans ordered our unit to help him in his endeavor. I do not know much of that country's affairs, but I do know that Lord Charles is at a disatvantage."
"A disatvantage?"
"South Sillpar is supported by Claros. If Claros takes advantage of our relationship with Lord Charles, then his Lordship will certainly be overwhelmed. Now Tarot, go organize the troops."
"Affirmative."

East Sillpar Border Gate

"We've gotten through the tough part. Recent intellegence says that East Sillpar supports the center."
said Tarot.
"Tarot, what would've I done if you died? You keep track of so many things, I would think you would be writing books instead of battle intel!"
"Thank you, Captain Murtile, but your sister was much more organized than I am....sorry."
Ressen looked at the ground.
"If we mourn her forever, then we will not fight as the elite combat unit we were, again."
"Captain, I tried-"
"Tarot, I know you tried to save her. Even you couldn't prevent that silver arrow. Just....forget about it."
Tarot left it at that, and went forward again to form up the troops. As he was walking, an arrow plunged into the dirt by his foot. Tarot whirled around and cast a nosferatu at the archer hiding in the trees above him. Hooking on his druid mask, Tarot ran back to Ressen.
"Captain! There are hostile forces in this place!"
"What!? Battle stations!!"
Ressen blew two long blasts on his whistle, and drew his curved, maroon colored killing edge. As the troops hastily prepared themselves, two groups of Claron mercenaries appeared. Ressen was shocked.
"The Clarons got here before us? Impossible!"
Ressen somersaulted onto the shest of a fighter, then impaled the fighter and the mage behind the fighter. Both fell, and the people behind them ran away. In several seconds, all of the Clarons were retreating. Ressen called his seargants.
"Avery, Tarot, we need to investigate the castle. I...have a bad feeling about this.

"Captain! We've found a survivor!"
Ressen stopped checking a dead knight's pulse, and ran over to the group of his soldiers. There was a myrmidon with several arrows stuck in his chest and torso.
"What the hell happened here!?"
"......a-ii....yi...."
"Stop mumbling!"
The dying soldier spoke up after that.
"An army...of Claros, attacked, we couldn't hold the, them, they..."
The soldier fainted.
"Get him to the medical tents."
The soldiers nodded, and lifted the unconcious soldier off of the ground. Ressen sighed.
"Shit."

HTT-question.

Which section did you say Raphael is in? I think it was the east.

At 12/16/06 07:53 PM, Jizzlebang wrote: I think Newgrounds just retarded itself

How can something retard itself?

Newgrounds doesn't exactly go running full speed into electrical substations.

At 12/3/06 12:15 PM, ProximaCentauri wrote: you know what sucks more then topics about runescape?

topics about topics about runescape

You know what sucks more than that?

Topics about topics about topics about topics about topics about topics about topics about topics about Runescape.

I predict a thread like that, with the message-

"Topics about topics about topics about runescape suck"