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At 1/6/07 07:50 PM, reaper93 wrote: i use ms paint :S

That isn't good.

Download Photoshop again, or get a free trial of it. Of Photoshop, or Fireworks. I find that Photoshop has more tricks and nifty stuff, but Fireworks has infitely easier animating ability.

I'm bored. Someone request something for fun.

At 1/6/07 06:27 PM, LtSurge659 wrote:

At 1/6/07 01:03 AM, Yghrulez wrote:

Hi Jake! Nice Background.

Thank me.

Anyways, Lopez, I'm sure Dej will RP as soon as he gets internet access again.
Although he does play an extremely important section of the RP happening very soon from now, I doubt finding a good computer, or fixing his will be very difficult.

However, If Dejanus doesn't arrive soon to advance the story, I'm afraid we will have to halt the RP until he does arrive.

At 1/6/07 06:21 PM, LimitedMortality wrote:

At 1/6/07 05:51 PM, Psycho-Simple wrote:

That messes with your eyes really badly.

Indeed.
*criticism*

You've killed me.

But in all seriousness, to make a good signature, I need an almost exact picture of what the person wants. I won't be able to make the best I can if I don't know what I'm making.

At 1/6/07 06:16 PM, Psycho-Simple wrote:

At 1/6/07 06:10 PM, Kurofelis wrote:

That messes with your eyes really badly.

I know. I had two minor seizures creating it.

Which explains why I spelled 'potato' wrong in my earlier post.

Would you like to request something else, more specific?

At 1/6/07 05:51 PM, Psycho-Simple wrote:
On another note I would like to imform you that i nolonger wish to have a sig like yours but an all new one.

Potatoe!!!

Blahraghoe.

Three-quarters of NG would rape and perform sexual abuse, molesting anything and everything.

At 1/6/07 03:16 PM, AgeOfArmageddon wrote:
Border would be nice
Name needs to be visible

Working on that.

Maybe a new pic or re-render - to remove any graininess.

Graininess?

You mean the background? It's supposed to be that way.

Going back to sig making duty. I have received Photoshop CS2.

What should I change about my new siggy?

Also, testing.

At 1/6/07 08:14 AM, Kurofelis wrote:

At 1/6/07 04:01 AM, Snow-Leopard wrote:

Here?

Fix.

At 1/4/07 08:10 PM, Zombie-Revolution wrote: just name cool words.

Faggot.

Why does no one listen to me? 'Faggot' is cool and original as an alias!

There is this friend of mine I keep contact with on DeviantArt. She's a year older than me, and taught me how to not draw crappy. She's a crossdresser and a lesbian. What else can I say?

At 1/4/07 08:00 PM, GODofTheDead wrote: someone else also wrote...
I would think none would even attempt it.

I didn't mean like that. I meant like just using the Wii buttons (a,b,c,z,and maybe the directional pad.)

Bad idea.

It would still be a pain in the ass to configure.

At 1/4/07 05:17 PM, Mugentheronin wrote: Also I too think some of the new people should be given level ups.

As I said, I'm not responsible enough to give out level-ups evenly for accomplishments.

Please dont de-level me for saying that:D

I'm too irresponsible to de-level you.

To make the bitchy n00bs happy, I've decided to appoint HTT as co-leader in substitute. He is infinitely more reponsible than I am.

SSI, Dragonman, and CustomSmashBros have not been too active lately, so I'm filling the position to HTT.

The combined Zillara and Sillpar forces arrived in the fort, making the numerical odds against the advancing army equal. However, there was one fortification problem with the castle that was expected to take the massive assualt...

"There is no trench around it. How will we prevent the enemy from using Siege Towers? There is also the issue of the walls. The outer wall is wood, and there is only a thin sheathing of stone to prevent the enemy from burning it down. These walls will not stand up to an artillery bombardment."
observed Tarot.
"Your Druid friend is being a tad too negative, Ressen."
"He's good where he only speaks the truth. We not only need more men, but a stronger fortification."
"We'll have to stand here. There is no other fortification equal to this for fifty miles."
Raphael sighed.
"Our defenses weakened in the peace period. When the lords made peace with celebration, all of Sillpar thought that the peace would last forever, only minimal patrols were kept upon the border...Central Sillpar is not known for it's massive stone quarries. There is only plains and forest, and honorable, steel-willed men and women. All stone was imported from the North, where the mountains lie. We cannot help the stone problem, but we can solve the trench problem."
"My oh my, you certainly love your country."
"I'm like everyone here. Get your soldiers to help dig the trench, this place will be a hellhole in about two hours-the ballista are already bombarding the enemy troop line."

One Hour-Fourty Five minutes later

Men and Women rushed to positions on the walls and near the gate. The Clarons had come into sight, and they had proper siege equipment. They had obviously taken their siege equipment from their attack on the border with them. The ballistas had shot half of their ammo, and the elite Clarons seemed to have few wounded and fewer dead.
"Blast. I hoped that our ballista would take more of them."
Raphael and Ressen had stationed their best men at the gates, where it was predicted the fiercest fight would be, if the enemy was successful in bashing down the gates with either artillery or battering rams.
"I'm experiencing severe deja-vu."
commented Ressen.
"Also, which should be destroyed first? The rams or the towers?"
"I have no idea, Ressen. I'm hoping that neither will be a bother. Many of my troops are either drafted or pulled up from the reserves. My original were the only hardened, bloodied men and women. I belive that you are lacking in elite numbers, also. We have enough food and water to last two years here, but I doubt that food and water will be a problem..."

At 1/4/07 06:35 AM, nico-deathbringer wrote: May I be a myrmidon?

Yeah.

(someone knows where I can get FE Sprites?)

Search on google for 'Fire Emblem World".

At 1/3/07 11:55 AM, Lopezinator wrote: On a different note I am almost halfway to 1,000 posts! I'm so happy! At the rate I post I will be at about 2,500 or a little less by the end of the year!

Go to General and post frequently there, and you will reach 1,000 in maybe less than a quarter of your estimated time. 2,500, also.

However, the risk of being banned goes up by 700% when you post in General. Ask HTT.

At 1/2/07 09:27 PM, LtSurge659 wrote: Who can help me with my sprite? I'll join the action.

I will. Wait a sec while I make it--I can also make sheets, but they take a hell of a lot longer.

At 1/3/07 06:12 AM, OMGLEIKHAX wrote: Others beleive that in 80 years, global warming will fully kick in, and we will all drown, or burn, due to the melting of the icecaps, and the dissapearing of the o-zone layer.

There's no dash in 'ozone' :D

Anyways, I would be more worried about the shift of magnetic poles than a silly old comet. Besides, We can live with less ozone layer. We cannot, however, live without Earth's magnetic layer.

At 1/3/07 05:49 AM, flamingcow wrote: I simply hate names that suck, like this.
"xjl$narbg"

Thatcannot be an alias, anyways.

It has a dollar sign in it.

Geez, post right before mine.

No post, if there's errors.

At 1/2/07 06:49 PM, LtSurge659 wrote:
That's cool. We're still gonna fight them, right?

Possibly. It depends on the circumstances Dejanus makes.

That means that you have to post, Dejanus.

You're supposed to play some minigame of his, by talkin to him at the post office on the last night.

At 1/2/07 06:44 PM, LtSurge659 wrote:
Also, what about the question I asked earlier about the creatures?

I would not allow creatures of darkness and fiends. I'm already pushing it with manakete and laguz, I'm notabout to allow people to be mindless, barely concious monsters.

At 1/2/07 04:55 AM, LtSurge659 wrote:

Am I late...?

No.

You want to be a myrmidon? Then you are a level 1 myrmidon. Welcome to the FE crew.

We have an RP going on right now, if you wish to participate, then PM me for details.

At 1/1/07 01:16 PM, Lopezinator wrote: can you tell me what that thing on his head is

That's the bandage. It's mentioned in the character profile.

and also make his shorts a more solid color of red?

Any more, and it would look clownish. Not only that, but solid, new uniforms cost mucho. Does Tignus have a large treasury?

And also make it where it doesn't look like a dress?

That's impossible, live with it. Mentioning that Quarez has a dress would be, in effect, like saying Ross wears a skirt.

At 1/1/07 12:15 PM, Lopezinator wrote:
I do! How bout making my guy RED with black instead of PINK?

Blacho.

Anyways, Dej's girlfriend, I'm just imforming you-we don't do Naruto around here. There is no Sharigan or Byakugan eye in the world of Fire Emblem.

At 1/1/07 12:06 AM, spectrumspecter wrote:

At 12/31/06 11:49 PM, Kurofelis wrote: A short story.

Ooh, that's quality stuff. I like it. Good job!

If you liked that, then read this, this, and this.

More of my work.

Happy New Year, Fire Emblem Crew!!

I just drank half a glass of Champaign, and it tasted like old piss. I feel giddy!

Meh, I do have to write something, don't I?

The knowledge of magic is sparse and widely misunderstood. Some think of it as wands, some think of it as anime-style ninjutsu and sword arts, or Star Wars Jedi-crap. Magic is not something one can understand. Magic is the art of bending anything to your will. Magic is the art of making what is not possible, possible. The art of making what does not exist, exist. Magic is, in a simple explanation, what makes your dreams come true.

"Teacher, this makes no sense. How am I supposed to bend everything to my will?"
"No one can convince magic to do their every bidding. All you can do is trap a certain infinity of magic in your knowledge. Magic is your slave, and nothing wants to be a slave. It will try to kill you-rip you asunder. The knowledge of magic is making the magic itself bend to your will."
explained the teacher.
"Teacher Kris, that also makes no sense! I'm supposed to bend to my will, what makes things bend to my will? My head hurts!"
complained the young student.
"You will understand the precious few things that matter, in time."
sighed Kris.
"For now, you must study. Read Chapters 11-13 of Vulcan's Theroem of Finite."
"That book? Reading it is a bore, that book speaks just like you do."
"We are not far apart in age, my student. You are nine years old, and I am Twenty-five."
"Teacher, I came here to learn magic. I didn't come here to read books and think so hard I give myself a headache, I came here to learn how to shoot fire balls! How to revive the dead! How to turn lead into gold!"
"Leroy, all of us are limited in power. I can summon lightning, heal wounds, and transform copper into silver, but doing so exausts me. Do you want a taste of what magic does to you?"
"Yes, master, if it means I can do almost everything?"
"Yes, you can do as a powerful wizard. You will learn why it is nessesary to subjugate magic. You will need the knowledge..."

Six years later,

Leroy rose from his bed, still exausted from doing all of his homework in a single night.
"Honey, you'll miss the bus if you keep waking up at this hour!"
scolded Leroy's mother.
"Yeah, yeah, I know. Let me stay over at Anna's for past Six o'clock, and maybe I'll wake up earlier."
"Leroy, I don't care how much time you want to spend with your girlfriend, I made you come home at six to solve this problem in the first place!"
Only Leroy knew the truth. Why he had been unable to sleep for two weeks. Unable to be happy for two weeks, paralyzed from athletics for those same god-forsaken two weeks, and it was happening today, too.
"Hee hee, not so happy are you now, young one? Using me to turn your wooden carved ring into a gold ring for your girlfriend, and not thinking of the punishment? You are perhaps the biggest fool ever made by the High."
"Shut up..."
muttered Leroy. The magic within him used it's same power to turn wood into gold to make him stumble every time he tried to catch a football. It would cause a ciggarette to appear within his hand, burning, whenever a teacher's eye strayed towards him. The magic gave him negative attention from everywhere, and it wouldn't let him maintain his relationship with his girlfriend or even sleep well.
"At least it lets me keep my grades up..."
thought Leroy unhappily.
"Be thankful, dumbass. Had you listened to your teacher, you would not be miserable."
"Shut up! Get out of my head!"
"Hee hee, sick of my company, human? You still haven't paid yet!"
The 'payment' was to let the magic do whatever it wanted for an unknown duration of time. Leroy simply hoped it wasn't for the rest of his life, if he didn't kill himself by then. To make Magic his slave for a split second, only to be the Magic's slave for even longer, seemed unbearably unfair. Yet every time he insisted the Magic let him go, the magic reminded him.
"How long would it take you to turn wood into gold? How expensive and long would the process be?"
Leroy knew there was no way to turn wood into gold, except by atomic rearrangement, and he knew he could never afford to do that. All he could do is wait for this hell to end itself...

This may be continued, or it may not be.

At 12/31/06 11:14 PM, JimGod wrote: Just writing crazily is going to be stupid.

Writing crazily? Please, I just said you could write whatever you wanted, even though I don't look forward to seeing crap. This is free-writing, after all.

Also, what is the prize?

Prize? Haha. This is just for kicks.

At 12/31/06 10:37 PM, TheFaces wrote:

No, this is the year of the Dog, dumbfuck.

Pfft... as if they would make a year for your girlfreind.

snap

What girlfriend?

I just owned myself.