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At 1/10/09 02:18 AM, sweet21 wrote: no i mean can i get in trouble for it? it is mine by the way

then why would it get whistled?
but yeah they call the RIAA and charges are filed depending on the seriousness of the offense

At 1/10/09 02:02 AM, anujgamer343 wrote: wait and see how lame I am

quoted from your user profile as proof of how lame you are.....

"HEy Newgrounders, my birthday is september 24. Im going to turn 14! I cant believe it, Im a freshamn and im 14, that means ill only be 17 in senior year! I'm going to have under age sex to get laid, how awesome is that! Lol, what is funny is that im that Early college program and i was like 13. That is got to be the youngest person to be in college."

yeah you are not getting laid senior year or any year btw.....

can you help me get you to never log on to NG again?

At 1/7/09 09:05 PM, EverReady2Kill wrote: Be a real man and take some LSD.

I second that motion
or be an uber man and take some LSD and E

he doesn't have a picture of them together because he doesn't really have a gf

At 1/4/09 09:02 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Hahahahahahahaha

HAHAHAHhahahahahahHAHAHA

heheheh

hahahahahaha

lol

rofl

u guys r teh sux

At 1/4/09 08:32 PM, Phare wrote: Pics or it didn't happen.

second'd

At 1/4/09 08:39 PM, shadowslayer1313 wrote:

At 1/4/09 08:33 PM, xXEmOkIdXx wrote:

At 1/4/09 02:06 PM, Fedges wrote: 1) the runny: makes a bigger mess when flushed but can just work its way out of the toilet on its own after a few flushes

2) the solid: less messy but more staying power

Why not do one kind, and get a friend to do the other, maximising mess and staying power!

You sir, are the future of upperdecking pranks.

bonus points if you can get a green or orange turd in there
double bonus if it has corn in it too

At 8/25/08 05:30 PM, string227 wrote: The banana gives it more of the semen taste.

why the fuck do you know what semen tastes like?

Foxtrot Alpha George

so I came across this website in another post and here are some awesomely ridiculous excerpts from it....
Wrong Choices
God's lifestyle choices hitlist : God hates people that belong to one of the groups below because they harm America!
Animal Rights People
Environmentalists
Muzlims
Vegetarians/Vegans
Linux users
Mormons
Germans
Government school teachers
The anti-smoking lobby
College Professors
Poets
Hybrid Cars

All I need to know about Islam, I learned on 9/11

That's why I've developed a special six point prayer plan for you in the hope that Jesus will forgive your sins and you can once more become a respectable Christian citizen.

1) Read the Bible (daily)
2) Attend your local chapel and sing, sing His praises.
3) Shut down that filthy website and get a proper job.
4) Pray (daily ? and hard)
5) Obtain indulgence from the LORD and start increasing your own earning potential by making a small donation (say $500-1000) to Shelleytherepublican.com. Visit our donate page for details of how to do this.
6) Renounce Satan.
7) Stop bugging busy people. Don't you know there's an election on. I really have to get back to praying that God gets his way in that now. Vote republican!

God Bless You,

Pastor Bucks

Have you noticed that secular book stores have a new section. In between "Kids" and "Adult" there's a few shelves called "Young Adult". It's a whole new way for the liberal minority to project their dangerous ideas onto the most vulnerable section of society: Our teens.

I can't tell if this site is a parody or if there really are people out there this idiotic, fanatical and ignorant because if there are it makes me very very sad...........

Freddie Alpha George

anyone see what i'm getting at?

alt or fag... I can't tell

I have the same thing but under a different brand name

their okay but you might as well just use a towel I mean their okay for washing cars but a micro fiber cloth is better. Also I'm pretty sure it's nothing more than a big sheet of rayon.

At 8/17/08 12:39 AM, bodyodor wrote: well apparently u guys cant read since it said ''no bashing'' but someday when u get educated u will understand

obvious troll is obvious

plz don't ban me guys this ones for real

oh man i was hungry good thing I iate some food. NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

good thing this is totally my main account

I'm saying you need to go see pineapple express

At 8/16/08 05:12 PM, gibleto wrote:

At 8/16/08 05:11 PM, fedgesclock wrote: 8~ 0:

ur dick, my mouth

FUCK YOU

You want to suck my dick? Ok but it will cost you.

I feel like a pad of butter melting on a big old stack of flapjacks

At 8/16/08 05:11 PM, GuestAccount10 wrote: similar yes

ur either an alt or a total loser fag

either way..... LAME!

ur not japanese, douche

8~ 0:

ur dick, my mouth

FUCK YOU

might be something by Andrew WK

At 8/16/08 04:36 PM, gibleto wrote:
According to who? Some asshole to whom I've never even said a word in person to? Sure, let's all trust you on this one, ace.

okay cool sounds like a plan mr. limpdick

8~ <<<thats ur dick

At 8/16/08 04:33 PM, gibleto wrote: You guys are pathetic. Get over the fact that boobs and vagina exist. They aren't all that great. Trust me, sex is overrated and once you have it, if ever, you'll probably be like "That's it?"

spoken like a man who has never had good sex.....

it's funny because most of you don't get it

when the flash is really good

did mine in like 4 hours tops

I just tried the roast beef one and it was delicious and i would know because i've totally eaten roast beef before...

it's called hybrid vigor, it's the reason mules are so strong

had to take a poo
except my poo came out blue
never eat a smurf

this is a haiku
I wrote it only for you
I hope you like it