At 8/18/09 12:26 PM, Gagsy wrote:

At 8/18/09 12:18 PM, Shawn wrote:

Read post below that its was suppose to say

"ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? You're suppose to say me!"

Lol :P

Lol pfft I think you're just trying to pretend you weren't being mean to me now!

;_;

Hey hey what about me! :D D: :'(

At 8/22/09 01:59 AM, REDSPADES wrote: You've got a pretty good view of religion, it seems you have a really acceptable view of things to do with religion, its refreshing to see someone who isn't a bitching whingey atheist loser on the BBS.

Thanks. I still am no where near where i should be, however. I have a lot a lot alot of growing up to do. I havent even experienced college yet! I am still young and nieve and need to understand life a bit more.

I for one believe there is a god out there, but i dont think i should be sticking to concrete rules of a singular religion, and denouncing others but more accepting them.

Exactly. I tried a bit of Buddhism, now thats a nice religion.

I believe that when you die you start anew, like a dream, when you die or your heart stops you have about 12 minutes of brain activity, and the average person dreams for about 2-3 seconds, that is REM recorded sleep, but when you think about dreaming, it seems to last for hours on end. Maybe those 12 minutes are a whole other lifetime.

I know what you mean. Dreaming is a magical thing and is truly one of the coolest experience I ever have had. Onetime I dreamt what seemed almost a year... i woke up feeling very drowsy thinking i had been asleep forever. It was 10 o clock in the morning, my usual time to wake up.

I like to think of it when you're a baby who doesn't remember the first few years of living, but then you get used to it, just like when you dream, it takes you a little while before you realise you're having a dream but when you do you go along for the ride.

I have that SAME idea! My baby years flew by.. exactly like a dream! Man thats deep.

How's your brain btw? Are you alright?

Im fine thanks for asking! The tumor was benign and harmless. two plates in my skull shifted up against eachother causing a slight bump in the back of my head. I dont even need to remove it. :)

Sounds like a delicious experience. Yum yum. GAYS. :D

At 8/22/09 12:53 AM, Gortag wrote: Out of curiosity,how long did it take you to write this?

about 45 minutes, I was interested in starting this and had nothing to do. ;)

At 8/22/09 01:14 AM, pikmints wrote: Now I have a question for you, why do I feel so distant from him. I go to church, I pray often, I try to spread his word, I went to a catholic school most my life, I revere him above all else, and yet I feel that he is giving me too many burdens for me to bear. I've been suicidal for years now and I feel that way mostly because, I believe he's all powerful, can change anything in an instant, even our will and still have it be our will, and yet 90% of the events and details of my life are negative, and those that are positive aren't even worth the other 90%. He could have made me happier as well as keep me the way I am today, Why does he not want me to be happy. Is there a chance he wants me to commit suicide?

I to have been suicidal for years and very depressed. A relative question, do you take Streterra? if so I can easily explain why you feel that way. If not, it is difficult but I will try my best.

Basically you need to look at the positive side of life. Even if your life does suck, your surroundings can completely vanish if you wish to become truly close to God. When you are truly close to god, it doesnt matter if your life sucks. This power will basically create a bubble of happyness around your sad thoughts. You till will be sad from time to time, everyone is, but you will be able to "talk" to this god every night and gain strength to push on because you truly BELIEVE he is there. You dont doubt him. Faith is the right word to go for.

God does not want you to commit suicide. If nature "chooses" you as a scapegoat for the next person to die to make way for a new life, you would have been killed by nature. This is when you would come into gods arms when he meant for you to. AND EVEN IF YOU DONT, YOU WILL DIE BELIEVING YOU WILL! PURE PURE JOY!!! You will never even know if you DIDNT get into his arms, because if there is no life after death at least you would experience a last moment of such wonderful joy because you had a passionate belief in your god. I would strongly recommend talking to a preacher, he can help you become closer to god with beliefs from the bible. The cool thing is, the bible provides tons of backup evidence to help guide you. *even if it is written by man, many believe in it because it makes them happy and guides them like every religion does*

IF you believe he wants you to commit suicide.. then I have no say in the matter. I dont recommend suicide because in the end you will gain so much from life. So much wisdom. Life is a blessing, dont waste it. Some people are born into terrible conditions and life is AWFUL for them. Yet you see them, india is a prime example, start believing in a "god" and they are happier than they ever would have been without one. THEY GAIN STRENGTH. Even in Africa!! Children dying from aids is just a part of nature, it might be considered a bad thing but death is a part of LIFE. Disease occurs, because it is the cycle of life. These atoms bonded together to form viruses and such to lower the population of each organism. Every organism can get some sort of disease or infection and die. Its so a new one can be born.

If you want to go into the Jesus christ road and try to become spiritually inclined with christianity, which makes you truly happy for a period of time if you continue to believe in jesus and that god answers prayers, then I recommend talking to SpikeValentine and if you are comfortable, ask to speak with Brother Daniel. This is the cult I was speaking of. It is kind of weird at first, but damn this guy is good. Real good. Feel free to turn him down as well, he is a very nice guy and will fully understand.

Hope this helps. :)

I personally don't agree with the big bang theory. It's unlikely that there was just some explosion that made all the matter in to universe, even if it was produced in a quantum vacuum.

I dont really care for the big bang theory because honeslty we wont ever truly know what happened. No matter how it happened, it happening is still amazing.

Anything on the quantum scale should be able to achieve quantum tunneling, which is when they "jump" around. But, you're right; we don't really know if quarks actually exist or not.

Ahh quantum physics... even MORE complex. See where im getting at? Its just so beyond our comprehension!

We're pretty certain that molecules exist. Molecules are atoms bond together, either in a covalent or ionic bond. Are you sure you're certain about molecules? We're able to see atoms, so clearly we're able to see molecules.

We cant actually see atoms, there is not one picture of an actual atom in detail. We only predict what they look like based off of many scientific models, which went to one agreed by the scientific community of an atom havin electron clouds surrounding a very small nucleus. The pictures taken of what they say are atoms are no where near close enough to see the actual atoms or even molecules. A lot of scientific "facts" about microscopic things such as atoms and molecules are developed through what the scientific community agree on as the molecule structure and atomic structure.

Well, no... You see, there are an estimated 9 quintillion stars in the universe, which is:

9,000,000,000,000,000,000 stars in the universe. Within that many stars, it's totally possible that life happened through chance, or most likely, more than once.

Well yes, but you have to think from everything happening by chance from the very begginning. I dont think the begginning just randomly happened. I do believe that because of so much space in.. space, that tons of things happen just by chance. I am talking about the BEGGINNING though, not if life was created by chance on one of 9 quintillion stars.

So how were those particles of space dust created? That space dust is matter and we really dont even know if matter exsisted, we just develop theories of how it all began.

Space dust and interstellar gas are atomic particles that were ejected into space through a supernova or a hypernova. After they break free of the gravitational pull of the solar system, they just float around in space.

But how was the supernova created? e.t.c e.t.c.

Of course, there are other theories, like frozen. microorganisms coming to this planet via comets. I suggest you look into that.

I have seen those and think they are fascinating. I dont think that has to do with what I was talking about though.

It's just a possibility that could coincide with your theory, if you put some thought into it.

Well thanks a lot for the respond. I love discussing philosophy with my friends.

Friends?

... :D

OH LOL. I mean I enjoy discussing philosophy, as I do many times with my friends here at home. LOL.

At 8/21/09 03:20 PM, Oney wrote: life in the portal isnt even on the list. somethings not right there... did those faggots complain or something

HAHAH Let me tell you the story of how Sam T and I pissed of the entire clock crew with that movie...

We got an email from the clock member who made the preloader for this year demanding we take our preloader off of the piece of crap movie we called a clock day movie because it was outright offensive towards the clock crew and was not what a clock day movie was supposed to be like. Tom Fulp said we should since there would be no harm in taking it off, so we changed the pre-loader for tom.

I think it is outright hilarious that the clock crew would be offended when they post all sorts of offensive shit. Then we poke a little fun at them and.. PFTT Ah well xD

At 8/20/09 06:48 PM, tt10 wrote: where is that tutorial in as main that shows how when you press a button you can make something bigger or smaller?

I assume you are speaking of a flash tutorial... I dont know if it is in AS2 or in AS3 but it is a simple code simply increasing the _x and _y values when on(press) {

Go t the FLASH forums and ask your question there.

At 8/22/09 12:47 AM, Digital-Terror wrote: I'll admit I was getting bored with this thread until I read "spikevallentine".

Well, as logical a person as you seem to be, I have to disagree with you. Would it make more sense if the universe was driven by several distinct forces, known as physics, or by some guy, known as God?

Yes. The reason being, physics backs up my statement. The probability of Physics working correctly is still MASSIVE. Physics is even more complex than what I described about atoms! Its just crazy how it all works, and for it to be CREATED is way behyond my understanding. The big bang happening is insane to think about.

Seems mostly good so far.

You see particles that make up those particles called quarks, photons, upper quarks, tons and tons of little things so small.. there are about 100000000000 trillion of them in this period -----> . *probably much more*

Actually, it's probably no more than a few billion in that period. A trillion quarks could fit into a grain of salt, but that;s ONLY if they were side by side, compressed at the rate of a neutron star would.

A Quark can supposably go in and out of dimensions along with photons and other micro particles. It gets pretty complex with the whole String Theory. Plus, quarks are so small we dont even know if they actually exsist. *though technically we dont even know if molecules exsist, we just call all the tiny masses that make chemisrty and certain physical laws work correctly molecules.*

Just so you know, you CANNOT comprehend 1 trillion. 1,000,000,000,000 is just too much for your mind to handle.

Yes i completley agree, and there are particles that small. Thats why I think life is just so incredibly amazing. *I do believe I was exaggerating a bit when explaining quarks, but it still is a HUGE number*

....stuff stuff stuff

It could just be a massive coincidence. Like two charged particles of space dust coming together, Life could have just happened by chance.

See now THATS illogical. Thats like putting a corvett in a car crusher and it coming out without a scratch, when the car crusher was working fully functionaly and the car was crunched up and somehow uncrunched to near perfection. The probability of that happening is just like.. NO WAY.

So how were those particles of space dust created? That space dust is matter and we really dont even know if matter exsisted, we just develop theories of how it all began.

Of course, there are other theories, like frozen. microorganisms coming to this planet via comets. I suggest you look into that.

I have seen those and think they are fascinating. I dont think that has to do with what I was talking about though.

I don't have much more to say. I suggest you try to find a few people taht share your beliefs and build on your theories.

Well thanks a lot for the respond. I love discussing philosophy with my friends.

There is now a link in the "Game of the Moment" section on the front page that directs you to the upcoming game of the moment. WHATS THIS? DADS GAME? HELL YES.

At 8/21/09 10:50 PM, animehater wrote: Although I love Point Lookout and Zeta I have to ask why didn't they just make a shivering isles style commonwealth DLC?

Because apparently people abused the wonderful opportunity to BUY it in the real world because people would get the dics and share with friends, losing the company tons of money. they make a lot more now that it is downloadable. They did offer MotherShip Zeta to be released in stores, however.

4.) Every religion is right. The main purpose for religion is to create a set core of beliefs that one uses to be guided through life and what its difficulties. It sets a certain "perspective" about the universe around one and all in all makes one fill spiritual. It doesnt matter what you believe in the end, because every belief is believed because one likes the belief! *UNLESS IT IS FORCED ON ONE, AS IN UR PARENTS BEAT U FOR NOT BELIEVING SOMETHING. THAT IS NOT RELIGION.* If you truly believe in something, like on a simple scale that you like cookies, then your gonna go and eat a cookie! If one truly believes in god, its because he/she likes God!The indians dont believe in cows as gods just as some sick cruel joke, they truly believe that they are gods because they grew up with a certain set of beliefs that gave them the perspective that cows are gods. Satanists believe in satan as their god, and i know some satanists that are trully happy. They are not bad people. Noone is bad for their religion. The only thing i can think of as a bad religion is wanting suicide to be closer to god... although, it makes one happy in the end.

You know when i said i was truly happy when i was believing in jesus and was truly close to god? There was no problem with it, but my belief was that I was being blinded by it and not focusing on getting by in every day life, like making money. My dream is to become a game designer and I would not have gotten anywhere with those beliefs. I would have become a preacher, which is not a bad thing at all, I just wanted it a different way! It doesnt matter what you believe... ITS ALL UP TO YOU AND WHATEVER GOD YOU BELIEVE IN. Dont let ANYONE tell you your beliefs are wrong, EXCEPT FOR YOURSELF. You will know if something is going awry in your beliefs when YOU realize it, not when someone says HEY DONT BELIEVE THAT.

In the end, you will develop a unique set of beliefs with yourself and your god. If you belief t because you were raised that way, so be it. Go for the belief the best you can. If you beleif it because a preacher taught you things throughout your life, belief if you want to! In the end, it will help you through life and give you a certain sense of purpose. You wouldnt be better off without religion because your happy and thats all that matters. *you become happy once you truly believe in your god*

*whew*

ALRIGHT DEBATE DEBATE DEBATE!

Before you read this really really long post, please pay attention to the fact that this is a serious discussion thread so if you dont feel like being serious right now, then you probably wont want to waste your time reading below. I felt like making this topic because I have been studying philosophy for some time now and feel the need to discuss my beliefs with a group of people. I am no expert, but I love discussing these things.

*ahem*

Starting in 2001, I went to a camp in Arkansas called "Camp Ozark" It is a christian camp based on Jesus christ as our savior and lord. I became interested in religion as a small child, mainly thinking this man with a large beard was the best guy in the universe. The camp taught from the bible, grabbing verses and backing them up with logical thinking and evidence... or what we would think would be logically since we believed as true christians that a man did have the power to heal the blind with a touch of the forehead. So yes, we believed in the supernatural and treated it as logic, as most christians do. *Just the belief in jesus is the supernatural so thats why i say "most" christians"

I went there from 2001 to 2008. I loved that camp and still do, not because they insisted that we believed in jesus christ but because it taught me some MASSIVE things about religion and a persons path in it. For instance, I was told over and over again that I would go to hell if i didi not believe in jesus christ. This made me believe in him, just as it does to every other christian. I mean jeez if I have to worship this guy wearing sandals in order to avoid a firery pit of doom for all internity, sign me up! Actually, if you do go by the bible, heres something to think about: No where does the bible talk about hell being a torturous place of fire and excruciating pain. The only thing even close to that is it mentioning brimstone,which symbolizes death. The bible says hell is basically a separation from God. Even so, when I leanred this I still wanted to believe in Jesus bcause this God guy seemed like a marvelous man to be around. So I was told to believe in Jesus if I wanted to be with God. Personally I think thats the worst thing I was ever told...

The reason is because after my final year at camp ozark in 2008, I began my journey to using all of the things I had been taught to believe and start being closer to God. Let me tell you, I felt fantastic. I felt like I could pray for anything and god would answer. Everytime I was depressed I prayed and i felt better. I would ask for signs and whenever one was given I felt closer. I looked for a religious group to join, i did not and still do not believe in church because the churches near me all are corrupt, so I decided to join a cult. Yes thats right, a cult. When you hear the word "cult" you think OH THATS BAAD. It isnt, trust me. Some cults are bad yes, but this one was.. just incredible. The leader was a 60 year old man who believed he was the 7th deciple. My NG buddy Andrew *spikevallentine*, and two other guys and girls were in the group. The leader would talk to us one by one, teaching us about God and many things that gave me a very close spiritual presence with God. This man was one manipulative wise man... I cant even begin to explain how he convined you everything he was saying was true. I always have been a logic man and hell, everything he said sounded logical. I was in my room one night and I actually saw a large blue face hover over my bed. He told me I would see some sort of very large and obvious sign leading me into gods arms. This completley freaked me out... I was so so so happy. Sadly... I realized I was blind.

I slowly began to realize that everything I was being taught was a form of brainwashing. Its what all cults do. He did not mean any harm, I am convinced he is a very good man, but he was still brainwashing me into believing certain things. I dont want to go too much into detail, but basically i believed i could jump in front of a bullet and god would protect me. I realized I was blindly believing in signs and something called numberism. *looking for numbers leading to signs which get you closer to god, like the number 7*

To make a long long long long long story short that I will slowly begin to explain to various people in this thread throughout the discussion, I set a few certain beliefs in stone.

1.) There was a man known as Jesus way back when, he was extremley wise and knew much science that people did not know about back then. He developed medicne that would cure wounds, he did surgery that made people see again, e.t.c. He believed he was the son of god, as many many many people have in the past. The difference was that he wasnt crazy. He was one of the most brilliant men to ever live. He was basically the king of all priests, spreading his beliefs of religion and philosophy. However, he was not the son of god. He did not save us from our sins. The reason so many people believe that he did is because prreachers tell us we will go into excruciating pain and fall into hell if we do not believe in this man. We become frightened and scared. We believe in Jesus as our savior.

2.) God does exsist. He.she/it whatever god is, is an all knowing spiritual powerful force within the universe that makes everything work. It would not be possible for everything to work perfectly in nature without some sort of force, known as God. For example, you know what a tree is right? That log that purtrudes from the ground with some grees leaves on top? Yeah that thing. Look a bit closer. You see some bark. Get a microscope out and look at the bark. you see thousands of cells on this 2 by 3 inch piece of bark. Look deep into one cell. You see a system or microscopic organs that make one living cell work. Get an electron microscope. Now you see more componets of organs composed in one organ. Look deeper. You see more and more things making one part of an organ of an organ work. Look deeper far beyhond anything you can see. You would see something called an atom. An atom is very VERY VERRYY SMALL. There are about 100 billion atoms inside this period --> . Thats about 15 times the size of earths population. Which is A LOT. Say you looked deeper. You would see some electrons, neutrons, and protons. First electrons. Look MUCH DEEPER you would see the nucleus, composed of protons and neutrons. *its like a pin in the middle of a baseball stadium, the baseball stadium being the atom and the pin the nucleus* Look even deeper. You see particles that make up those particles called quarks, photons, upper quarks, tons and tons of little things so small.. there are about 100000000000 trillion of them in this period -----> . *probably much more* Look even deeper. You dont know what you would see. You would have no idea. No one would. Why? Because we dont know. What I am getting at is that just one incy tiny weeny bit of space is so complex that is is nearly impossible for even a simple string of hair to maintain its structure functionally without ripping apart and going in and out of the dimensions of time and space. Life is so so so so so so so complex, that for all of these things to work together is.. is just incredible. I believe that there is a god because of this.

3.) I believe that this "God" that every religion worships in mono or multiple forms rather it is a spirit, a god of war, a cow, e.t.c. is basically the same thing. The reason is because, every god has one thing in common. It/she/he is something/someone that a person believes in to be guided through life by an all knowing power. It gives humans the sense that we actually have a purpose in this universe. That we mean something. You know how children have imaginary friends and believe in Santa Claus? See the look on their face during christmas when they think some fat man broke into their house and gave them gifts? Thats pure joy. That joy is what we get if we are truly close to whatever god we believe in. The joy is "God" *yes i am saying to a child santa is their god.*

***continue reading below***

I always love it when people spam this thread with related pics... They always make me laugh. I am surprised I havent done so yet.

I MATCH THAT ENTIRE DESCRIPTION!! OH BOY!

At 8/21/09 12:35 PM, burgerboy01 wrote: I'm in. I'll make up a story soon and send the link.

Lol i love your forum sig.

Personally I think this is a fairly good decision, or at least headed towards the right direction, because mexico is undergoing HUGE drug wars and they have to do something about it. I dont know what they are planning though. Hope nothing goes disastrously wrong...

At 8/21/09 02:18 AM, ZStriefel wrote: filters and pitch shifters are not allowed but what about reverb? like if you were emphasizing that the specific part of the dialogue was a thought?

Sorry, but i dont think i would allow that. :'(

Just talk in first person or something.

I laughed so hard at the end of season 3 when brock was like HEY MONARCH. IM FUCKING TAKING YOUR CAR. And then an explosion followed and number 23's head came falling into his friends hands. xD

I bet you anything they will bring both of them back like they did with the clever THEY ARE CLONES trick on the ventures. That was priceless.

Have you ever heard of the adult swim TV show, "The Venture Bros"? If you havent, i strongly recommend going to the nearest rent store and renting the first season. It only gets better and better, and i fell in love with it as soon as i was engulfed in its complex plotline.

Anywaayyy, they stopped making it around 2007 and i never thought they would start animating again. Then this trailer for the FOURTH SEASON OF THE VENTURE BROS CAME RIGHT OUT OF NOWHERE.

Im excited. Really excited. Im jumping up and down right now.

4th season trailer.

OMGGGGG!!! ^__________________^

At 8/21/09 12:25 AM, pawlakt wrote: does the main character have to stay at work the entire time... or could a instance (zombie apocalypses) occur, which naturally leads the character out of his work environment?

God question!

Yes, the character can be lead astray out of his work enviroment. But make sure the majority is of him/her at the work environment or the main focus is about the work enviroment.

ALSO

DEADLINE IS SEPTEMBER 20TH

At 8/20/09 07:34 PM, prowlie2 wrote: is there a page where you can view all the entries (other than the audio portal) cause this should be a good laugh

You could always check out the entries from the past competition!

1st competitions entries.
2nd competitions entries.
The last competitions entries... *the best*

Hey stalagagagmite, thanks again for judging every contest so far side the first one. Youve been a good help! Are you judging this one or entering? :L

At 8/19/09 08:18 PM, Shock-Dingo wrote: Sounds interesting, but I was wondering if you could clarify something. You wrote that we can't use copyrighted music, so that means movie soundtracks, game rips and such are out right? What are we able to use?

Thanks in advance for the answer.

You can use any sound effects that ARE NOT COPYRIGHTED.

If you use a mac computer, use Garageband. Garageband is available on every mac purchased. It has hundreds of background sound effects and music, many entries use the program.

If you have a PC, or for some reason need more sound effects than Garageband has to offer, I would recommend going here and downloading some sounds.

Or you could always make your own sound effects and get permission from an audio artist here on NG to use their song in your clip.

At 8/19/09 06:19 PM, DumbassDude wrote:

At 8/19/09 06:19 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: Lmao, Stickam is lame.

Totally.

Since im lame i might as well go somewhere that is lame as well. So stickAM here I come.

You tell them BBM. Get those playah hatahs off your back.

DAMN GIRL. I am so using this thing! GREAT JOB MAN!!!

At 8/19/09 11:08 AM, MaestroRage wrote: i'll throw in another prize. A free voice123 account good until January 22nd. A great way to test your mettle in a real marketplace. Good luck to all competitors.

Really? Well thanks a lot for that offer! i have no idea what a voice 123 account is but hey, i guess ill just have to find out. The prize will go the the FIRST PLACE WINNER.

Also, I didnt forget the deadline... i always wait a little while before putting the deadline in. Apparently this competition become somewhat popular so I think i wont have a problem waiting for the thread to become active.

HEY EGG.. egg.. edd.. whatever your name is, hell yes your a judge. We need quality judges and you fit the quality pretty damn well. Welcome in! AND THANKS.

CHECK OUT THE NEW COMPETITION GUYS

Hey you there! Thats right you, not that guy creeping over your shoulder, not the kids playing outside your window, not your pet goldfish, and certainly not your little sister who keeps tapping you over and over again requesting your attention to help attend her tea cup party with Mr. Fluffles and Jeff the cat.

I think YOU should enter theFourth Voice Acting Competition! If you want to be/are a voice actor and you have a microphone sitting somewhere within your piles of cheetos and empty coke cans, then you have everything you need to enter this contest. If you wish to enter, please read the rules below. If you don't read them, you might record a 5 minute long story of epic proportions and get your ass disqualified just because you ended it with "Du Hast" ! I would hate to do that. :'(
__RULES!__ *READ READ READ READ THEM!*

- Record an original story that you wrote by yourself. It can be a parody.
- You must end yourt estory with the word "muffins" or "muffin"
- Use AT LEAST three different characters using different sounding voices.
- Your recording needs to be a minimum of 2 minutes long.
- Your story must be submitted to the Newgrounds Audio Portal
- You must use your own voice, you may try to sound like another character from another story.
- You can use audio equalizers, but no filters.
- You can use pre-made background sounds and music for atmosphere in your recording.
- You can be inappropriate, but no sex please... please.
- You can use any microphone of your liking.
- You CAN NOT use copyrighted music.
- You CAN NOT use recordings of another persons voice.
- You CAN NOT use voice filters to tweak your voices pitch.
- You CAN NOT submit past the deadline.
- You CAN NOT PM ANY JUDGE! Ask all questions here and I will answer them.

IMPORTANT

Each contest I present a certain phrase, theme, character design, e.t.c. that everyone should base their story around.

In this contest, your story needs to take place at the main characters job. A plumber would be at someones house fixing drains and shit, a taxman would be working in his office typing at the computer all day, e.t.c. You can make some pretty hilarious stories with this theme. I am excited to see what comes up.

You MUST end your story with the word "Muffins" Try to be creative in inventing a nice ending to somehow tie up your story with this one word. Look back to the last competition to see how people ended their story with the word turtles.
__PRIZESSSSSSSSS__ *Thanks Tom Fulp!*

1st: 40$ in store Credit + Orgasmic Front Page

2nd: 30$ in store Credit +Marvelous Front Page

3rd: 20$ in store Credit + Happy Happy Front Page

4th: 00$ in store Credit + Front Page WOOT

__JUDGING PROCESS__

Each entry will be judged like so:

Acting - The most important of all, YOUR ACTING! Your voice acting needs to sound like the character is actually in his or her situation. Try not to be monotone and dull. - 35 points

Fit - How well each charecters voice fit with their being. *An old man would have a raspy voice and a big guy would have a deep voice. e.t.c.* - 25 points

Originality - How original your story was. Be creative! - 15 points

Range - How well each character sounds different from eachother - 15 points

Mixing- Not all of us can afford a good mic, but please try to make your final production as high quality as possible! If your voice is fuzzy and staticy, the judges cant judge your voice as well. - 10

All of the judges will give you a score out of 100, based on this judging process. Then I will average the score salong with mine and review your submission with a summary of what each judge said.

THATS IT!!! I can't wait to see what entries come up this time! IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO JUDGE, PM ME WITH YOUR EXPERIENCES IN VOICE ACTING. Thanks guys! And good luck. >:)

By the way, this small Voice Acting Tutorial might increase your chances of winning.

One word:

Hentai