So a 13 year old who goes to my youth group sent me a text asking for help because some 12 year old was asking her out. Now of course I found this just hilarious... I decided to say uhh alright. :/ So then she sent me the entire text conversation between him and her. Its hilarious, and I thought some of you newgrounders might find it as hilarious as I did. Notice the horrible grammar.
Remember, they are 12 and 13. Things put in *** are just some commentary, not said by them.
Guy: Honestly do u like me?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: U do?!
Girl: But a dude like u, and how old are you, wont take a relationship seriously. Not even I do at this age -_-
Guy: Says who?
Girl: Says me Iv been through this b4.
Guy: Me 2 iv had a lot of girlfriends.
Girl: Ok but that girl probably didnt take both of your relationships seriously! And guys ur age NEVER do.
Guy: U dont know me!
Guy: How old do you think I am?!?!?
Girl: 12, I may not know u but all guys ur age NEVER think about girlfriends and it's to early to be thinking about them any way cuz dateing is looking for your future wife. So stop dateing now and start when ur 16 at least.
Guy: whateva
Girl: ur not even listening r u?!?!?! >.<
Girl: I understand that im in no place to boss u around just please take my advice. Im not even dateing right now. And I just like u as a friend.
Guy: U wouldnt hav said u were imberased when i said i had talked to ur friends if u didnt like like me.
Girl: Yeah well i am aloud to change my minde!
Guy: Of course
Girl: Im gunna let u talk to my sorta brother nick about this. he's a nerd he's proud of it tho he doesnt look nerdy.
Guy: Buzy
Girl: If ur talking to me ur not bizzy.
Guy: Whatever
Girl: If you see a ******** thats nick.
Guy: Tell him not to txt me ***i never was going to anyway hahahah***
Girl: Well he wants to talk to u unless u want him to call u.
Guy: Leave me alone
Girl: Same to u
Guy: I dont mind talkinf to u but i dont want to talk to ur boyfriends
Girl: HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND HE'S MY BROTHER!!! ***she calls me nii-san, brother in japanes... lol***
Guy: I never said i wanted u to b my girlfriend i just asked if u liked me ***O RLLY***
Girl: Yeah right ok girls know how a guys mind works ok?!?! ***NO WAI***
Guy: Realy wat am i thinkin
Girl: Ok look! U would NEVER SAY THIS TO MY FACE AND I KNOW IR!!!! I DONT CARE IF U HAVE A GIRLFRIEND OR NOT!! SECOND IF YOU CONTINU TO AGEU W/ ME ABOUT THIS ANY MORE I WILL NEVER TALK TO U AGAIN DO U HEAR ME?!?!
Girl: Besides i already hav a girlfriend. ***im supposing she meant BOYfriend.. err...***
Guy: Cool
Girl: FINE!!!
Guy: Hey i got a ministry thing at my church for 7th and 8th u wana come with me u get to play video games like the whole first half if u want to txt me before wednesday :)
Girl: NO!!! IM STILL MAD AT U RIGHT NOW!!!
Girl: OH AND I HOPE U KNOW THAT IVE BEEN SENDING THE WHOLE TXT THING BETWEEN U AND I TO MY BROTHER NICK!!! ***hahahahahaha***
Guy: Cool
Guy: Y r u mad at me :)
Girl: ISNT IT OBVIOUS?!?!
Guy: O by the way u just talked to me
Girl: OH AND BY THE WAY I NEVER SAID WHEN I WOULD START IGNORING U!!!
Guy: Good 1
Girl: O SHUT UP!!
long pause
Guy: Im tired dont txt me til tomatow afternoon
Girl: Forget about me txting u tomarow!
The girl then calls me and says "IM GONNA KICK HIS ASS". Ahhh, young love.