This looks very interesting and I would like to offer you voice acting. I use a high quality podcasting mic and can do a number of voices. Here are some samples of my most recent works,

Number 1
Number 2
Number 3

Is that good enough for this project? I can also make just a bit of music... you can see an example here and "here.

Good luck with this project!

At 9/4/09 07:27 AM, Archon68 wrote: Good News!

FatKidWitAJetPak offered to do some Voice Acting for this collab!

If anyone needs a voice, just PM him.

Just backing up this statement. So if anyone needs voices, send me a PM and Ill get on it. :)

Haha, you got it. ALL I NEED ARE SOME OREOS

Fixed.

At 9/5/09 03:03 AM, BoMbLu wrote: Okok lets not go running with what i've said - i hope i wasnt misinterpreted. FatKid, i said i'd pass on your offer to the other leaders and see what they think. Seeing that only Pawn007 voice acted, and we wanted a fresh voice, i tought FatKid was a Godsend. It's all in the hands of Flashbound, but, if you want to contribute a bit try this out.
Record and angry voiced yet determined 'Exliminate the Xenos!'(this will be said during battle by a space marine commander - not longer than 5secons long). Simply cos i'm still optimizing my part so it wont be a problem to spaw the audio by Pawn with yours (if it's good enough). We'll take it from there m'kay? ;p

As for the collab title, i always liked 'The Grim Darkness of the Future' but that might be a little too long. Having it striaght and plain, The 40K Collab, would just get the message and they'd focus on the cartoon, rather than the title.

Haha, you got it. ALL I NEED IS 500$. :D

Also, if you need some ideas of what else you could use me for, then I could always make some extra background noises like people dying, screaming, breathing, e.t.c. I could also voice in the main title. I dont know if I can say the title of the movie as epic as it should be said, because I am not that great at the whole heroic sounding voice, but I could give it a shot.

Just tell me whatever yah need and i will do my best to help out! I know I wont be co-authored, since all i am doing is saying some crap into a microphone, but hey thats no problem at all as long as I get credited somewhere in the flash.

Also also also also, you could submit this baby in seperate parts. This would mean double the views, double the awards, and double the win.

Oh you needed a voice demo? Eh, alright. Here are some flashes I voiced in recently, you can check them out if you wish to see some of the voices I am capable of doing.

An A About A, by Calicard Type: Movie Rating: Everyone

Fizz (Episode 1), by Jimtopia Type: Movie Rating: Everyone

Taco-Man Game Master 3, by ebolaworld Type: Movie Rating: Ages 13+

Ill get the lines oyuve requested so far in by the next day or two.

Hey... come on now submit some stuff. >:(

At 8/26/09 08:19 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 8/26/09 07:37 PM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: I mean it is a shame that humans can not accept certain religions that do not use logic, but use spirituality.

Logic by definition is reliable information. If a religion or ideology or whatever deliberately uses something other than logic to explain things, it is therefore unreliable, which totally explains why people don't accept those sets of beliefs. The majority of people 'accept' other peoples' beliefs in that they tolerate them and support everyone's right to believe whatever they want, but it's unreasonable to expect people to just accept a set of beliefs as having any kind of intellectual value when they are by definition completely unreliable.

Most people who are truly one with their set of beliefs, if the beliefs are illogical such as christianity, they do NOT look into logic, they look into spiritual evidence and to the bible for backup. Priests ''brainwash'' them into believing that jesus christ is real. They tell them hundreds of things that backup the existence of jesus and god, yet most of them are either from the bible or illogical. Since the bible is extremely misinterpreted, it is technically illogical to believe in it.

What i have come to realize is that, not everything is meant to be logical. We need to open our minds to new ideas instead of being so stubborn. I have talked to many priests and wise old christians many times in the past, and all of them have told me that they truly believe in jesus christ because they dont let the devil, logical thinking trying to convince you jesus isnt real, proove jesus doesnt exsist. The reason being is that they truly have felt his presence, talked top him, felt his love, felt his compassion, learned, gained, helped others, and they are truly happy. This has made me understand that this imaginary figure has helped people in their lives more than any other 'real' thing has. i have come to understand that the reason so many people believe in these religions are because they make them happy. they make them think they actually can communicate with a god, that they actual have a purpose in the universe.

All in all, Id rather believe in the existence of god than not believe at all. ITS LOGICAL TO BELIEVE RATHER THAN NOT. Plus, I use many scientific FACTS to backup the existence of a God. I have even talked to this god, felt his presence, prayed to him and received answers, e.t.c. So I believe in a god, i believe that no one is wrong in their beliefs unless it involves the killing of another man, and I believe. I have faith.

Where is everyone?!!?!

Well i might as well screw up my life to. OH NO!!!

At 8/15/09 12:47 PM, rosedragoness wrote: hiya, just to tell you guys that as I promised, I release the sourcecode of black box. Here you go:
http://www.aorchard.com/node/843

WOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

With that in mind, i might be able to do something... THANKS! Oh and this club is dead again. >:(

Hey guys, apparently im going to do some voices for this monster collab so woopee! This thing looks like one kick ass flash movie from some kick ass animators.

At 9/3/09 07:32 PM, zuperxtreme wrote: I recommend Sothink SWF Decompiler

This is the best one so far.

So a 13 year old who goes to my youth group sent me a text asking for help because some 12 year old was asking her out. Now of course I found this just hilarious... I decided to say uhh alright. :/ So then she sent me the entire text conversation between him and her. Its hilarious, and I thought some of you newgrounders might find it as hilarious as I did. Notice the horrible grammar.

Remember, they are 12 and 13. Things put in *** are just some commentary, not said by them.

Guy: Honestly do u like me?

Girl: Sure.

Guy: U do?!

Girl: But a dude like u, and how old are you, wont take a relationship seriously. Not even I do at this age -_-

Guy: Says who?

Girl: Says me Iv been through this b4.

Guy: Me 2 iv had a lot of girlfriends.

Girl: Ok but that girl probably didnt take both of your relationships seriously! And guys ur age NEVER do.

Guy: U dont know me!

Guy: How old do you think I am?!?!?

Girl: 12, I may not know u but all guys ur age NEVER think about girlfriends and it's to early to be thinking about them any way cuz dateing is looking for your future wife. So stop dateing now and start when ur 16 at least.

Guy: whateva

Girl: ur not even listening r u?!?!?! >.<

Girl: I understand that im in no place to boss u around just please take my advice. Im not even dateing right now. And I just like u as a friend.

Guy: U wouldnt hav said u were imberased when i said i had talked to ur friends if u didnt like like me.

Girl: Yeah well i am aloud to change my minde!

Guy: Of course

Girl: Im gunna let u talk to my sorta brother nick about this. he's a nerd he's proud of it tho he doesnt look nerdy.

Guy: Buzy

Girl: If ur talking to me ur not bizzy.

Guy: Whatever

Girl: If you see a ******** thats nick.

Guy: Tell him not to txt me ***i never was going to anyway hahahah***

Girl: Well he wants to talk to u unless u want him to call u.

Guy: Leave me alone

Girl: Same to u

Guy: I dont mind talkinf to u but i dont want to talk to ur boyfriends

Girl: HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND HE'S MY BROTHER!!! ***she calls me nii-san, brother in japanes... lol***

Guy: I never said i wanted u to b my girlfriend i just asked if u liked me ***O RLLY***

Girl: Yeah right ok girls know how a guys mind works ok?!?! ***NO WAI***

Guy: Realy wat am i thinkin

Girl: Ok look! U would NEVER SAY THIS TO MY FACE AND I KNOW IR!!!! I DONT CARE IF U HAVE A GIRLFRIEND OR NOT!! SECOND IF YOU CONTINU TO AGEU W/ ME ABOUT THIS ANY MORE I WILL NEVER TALK TO U AGAIN DO U HEAR ME?!?!

Girl: Besides i already hav a girlfriend. ***im supposing she meant BOYfriend.. err...***

Guy: Cool

Girl: FINE!!!

Guy: Hey i got a ministry thing at my church for 7th and 8th u wana come with me u get to play video games like the whole first half if u want to txt me before wednesday :)

Girl: NO!!! IM STILL MAD AT U RIGHT NOW!!!

Girl: OH AND I HOPE U KNOW THAT IVE BEEN SENDING THE WHOLE TXT THING BETWEEN U AND I TO MY BROTHER NICK!!! ***hahahahahaha***

Guy: Cool

Guy: Y r u mad at me :)

Girl: ISNT IT OBVIOUS?!?!

Guy: O by the way u just talked to me

Girl: OH AND BY THE WAY I NEVER SAID WHEN I WOULD START IGNORING U!!!

Guy: Good 1

Girl: O SHUT UP!!

long pause

Guy: Im tired dont txt me til tomatow afternoon

Girl: Forget about me txting u tomarow!

The girl then calls me and says "IM GONNA KICK HIS ASS". Ahhh, young love.

I lost my flash game... thats just how basic it gets. I simply need a good and simple free decompiler that will allow me to easily be able to put the game together again.

The reason I need it put back together again is because I am getting it sponsored, and I just need to slap a sponsor logo on there. Is there anyway I can do this WITHOUT decompiling it? If not, then what decompiler do you recommend? Thanks for the help.

Tom mentioned this twice in his front page posts...cool. :)

Thanks tom.

At 9/1/09 03:00 AM, TMM43 wrote:

At 8/31/09 05:16 PM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: Why is this months contest so slow?!

Probably because of the Pirate Voice Acting Contest that Tom made.

yeah, that would explain it. i even entered that hehe. Well we will just have to see what happens, i might end up making the deadline longer.

Why is this months contest so slow?!

:'(

I just got xbox live finally after owning an xbox forever... im gonna go get the fallout 3 addons asap. :D

... but right after i get DOOM and Banjo Kazooie.

At 8/29/09 08:39 PM, Sairex wrote: I'll record mine as soon as I get a new mic...I mean, immediatly when I get my new mic.

Good luck. :)

\ou haven't already, then you need to read this now.

Because, forbidden fruit is always the sweetest...

I might just read that for my english class and do the report on it in front of the class as a joke. The teacher wouldnt find it as a joke because she reads that stuff all the time. Oh dear... can i resist this trolling opportunity?

I gave it a shot. Im not that good with pirates lol.

An Afternoon Walk, by FatKidWitAJetPak Type: SongGenre: Voice Acting

It went 5 seconds over but in reality it is exactly 60 seconds. :)

Enjoy.

2 more judges needed. :)

HOLY SHIT THAT HORSE IS HUGE!!!

At 8/28/09 09:35 PM, maddflashDP wrote: why is that weird?
It's experimenting :3

Totally 100% agreed. But its fucking hilarious.

At around 11PM I was on my computer chatting with some of my fellow NG nerds when I got a text from a 13 year old girl in my youth group. She texts me frequently because we are good friends. You know, that classic older teen and younger teen friendship because the young one looks up to the older one and can tell him/her whatever he/she wants to. Anyway, I got a text from her.

She said she was spending the night at a friends house, sleeping in a tent in the backyard. Her friend was 11. She then texted saying that she got her hands on a "Playboy". I asked, "Do you mean Playgirl?!" Yeah she said. And so I laughed my ass off.

She opened the magazine. 10 seconds later texted back and said, "We are going to burn it"

I havent laughed that hard in a long time... but whats weirder is the parents LET them read it... but whats WEIRDER is that her parents are super hardcore christians. Thats just simply outright hilarious.

I Love You.

We still need two judges. :)

We have currently 3 entries. :)

Keep em coming! Good luck.

We need more entries please! :P

Id say "Holy fuck its god" then an awkward silence would follow.

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