A whale cums 400 gallons of sperm and only 10% get inside the female. So that means when a whale cums 360 gallons go into the ocean. No wonder the water is so salty.

At 11/20/09 05:01 PM, PikaRobo wrote: That is called a "love scalene triangle"

It's kind of like a regular love triangle but just doesn't look right.

Nah, it's more like an "love right triangle" someone isn't gonna get a fair share of the love.

At 11/22/09 07:06 PM, MonkeyV wrote:

At 11/22/09 06:58 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: I think Evark's the only one to have been remodded out of the 10 or so mods hacked and demodded

Why haven't they been remodded?

Do you think Wade would really trust someone stupid enough to get tricked by a phishing scam?

Watch out for snipers! And if a woman comes walking to you slowly crying shoot the bitch cause she might be strapped to the heel with nades

At 11/22/09 06:48 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: Funk's been demodded before, also Evark was remodded sometime after he was hacked by them.

I smell a small hint of conspiracy. We must interrogate Evark. Someone get my car battery with those little clips on them!

My teacher can play Freebird by Lynrd Skynrd

A baby seal walks into a club.

I like to shop at acctual stores and in peoples homes when they aren't there.

Aww,look he's playing dead. Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? Yes you are!

At 11/22/09 02:28 PM, Lunaful wrote: -Lady Gaga's album(She loves her music)

If it wasn't the Twilight DVD this made me want to kill her more. I suggest to give her money she can use it for whatever she wants it's the gift that transforms into many other gifts.

A blow job from some dumb blonde and a philli cheese steak sandwhich. I am a very simple man.

I choose money cause Tony Montana said " When you get the money you get the power,then when you get the power then you get the woman. "

If i can download anything for free I would.

What the fuck!? That's some crazy ass shit right there!(no pun intended)

At 11/21/09 07:51 PM, Gian wrote: That's nothing.

Holy shit imagine being in high school with your mom!

Tie him up pig style then shove and apple in his mouth.

You mean like this?

Which cougar? The Hot, MILF one or thre animal one?

You know how batshit crazy white teenage girls get over some glittering faggot

Throws a lyrics book at a screamo band singer.

learn to sing bitch!

That smart kid who's into guns,history,video games, and violence.

At 11/21/09 10:30 PM, MegaPortalz wrote:

At 11/21/09 10:26 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: I already have. Nothing is more fun than grabbing something by the neck then twisting it around until the neck snaps off and watching it run around.

man that fried chicked was good.

you killed a chicken...
so how does that count?
im talking about a human being...

Human beings? Sure I'd kill a man as long as it's for a good reason.

It's like being a pedophile with out the risk of jail!

I already have. Nothing is more fun than grabbing something by the neck then twisting it around until the neck snaps off and watching it run around.

man that fried chicked was good.

You better enjoy cause this wine was expensive.

I will hit them with my leather belt when they get out of a hot shower. Leather belt + hot,wet skin = PAIN!

Do it exactly after sex. When you're done and are getting dressed just say "Oh yeah I forgot to tell you I wanna break up." That is completly not douche

In some parts of Texas it's illegal to be gay, penalty is death by lynching.

My cousin and I had a book burning outside the theatre today. I beleive we stole $1000 worth of Twilight and New Moon Books.

She had an miscarriage AKA God's abortion