SHITONATICK? HAH
MORE LIKE. A BUTT ON... ANOTHER BUTT. A FARTING BUTT.

Oh man thats a killer burn.

This guy promised me a ticket to the gun show.

I want a refund.

Fuck you all, I'll run when i'm good and ready

At 3/25/08 11:24 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: He makes fun of me for just TALKING about the internet. if he knew i MET the internet, i'd never heard the end of it.

He plays DnD he has no right to joke.

At 2/20/08 08:06 PM, ADarkerBreed wrote:

At 2/20/08 07:32 PM, LadyGrace wrote: Honestly, how can you compare Marilyn... to that.

And the answer of course is no. We have to remember though, Lohan has no soul, she is still ginger.

ok NOW i'd fuck her.

At 1/21/08 08:31 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: First day of school. Pretty unmetal.

However, I found a lil known fact about a lizard I had o render for a class last semester. It's all thorny looking and shoots blood from its eyes as a defense mechanism.
Now art can be metal too.

I WONDER WHERE YOU LEARNED THAT

Also Reign in Blood was wikipedia's featured article for a day last week. I laughed.

I kinda got into Jonathan Coulton lately. He has one famous song he wrote, from the end of the video game Portal

At 1/17/08 02:00 PM, Daedalus wrote: Oh please, i've hooked up with more girls in a month than you have you're entire life.

as a matter of fact i'm about to hang out with one in a half an hour, if anyone needs pic proof i will provide it.

So wait, you're claiming that you're the be all know all about relationships, yet you can't even hold one for a month? Your viewpoints keep swapping sides each minute.
I don't know if you're a hypocrite, an idiot, or just a total moron, but no.. wait.. thats a lie. You're all of them.
Well that was easy.

I agree with the original poster, just a few weeks ago SOAS and myself broke up, even though we weren't going out. She said a lot of hurtful things, and didn't even have the decency to do it over a better medium than IM.

Women really know how to hurt a guy just right, they strike fast, alleviating symptoms at the source. With their superior minds and our puny weapons, what chance do we have against such a foe? When facing the dragon's mouth, one must look toward his own heart, and then he will know.
AND THEN HE WILL KNOW.
I am reminded of the Auschwitz Jews, with men being the jews, and women being the Nazis. No wait, not the Nazis, the Jews who had a bit more power over the other jews thanks to bribery and stuff.

And just like with what happened to the Jews in Auschwitz, this thread needs to be beaten, gassed, and thrown in a kerosene filled burning ditch.

At 1/9/08 11:05 PM, Saturday wrote: HEY.

you so were. until i disappeared.... for the first time? or was it the second? I forgot! I was a good student. I'm like, the perpetual student.

but Sam is right on this one... srys. :D

It was the second OR THE THIRD TIME

I forget but s'coo. Stop being a student so I can continue teaching you. And like talk to you ITS BEEN MONTHS
favourite mod: SATURDAY WHEN ONLINE

At 1/9/08 10:51 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Wanna fight about it?
HER AND I AND MISTY WERE A POSSE BEFORE YOU EXISTED, STFULOLBBWLKJDFds

Yeah well I was teaching her to speaking britishish.

At 1/9/08 10:45 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: But like srsly, I miss you the most

and all that jazz.

I RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE

Death metal star wars

This is from their first show that they played in London this Saturday (along with the Ten Masked men apparently)

I am so pissed that London is a bitch to get to. I would have loved to seen both those bands.

God I really hate that guys. I hope he had a horrible day.

At 11/2/07 01:00 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:

At 11/2/07 12:45 PM, Rokuro wrote: .That's where you got it, isn't it?

ISN'T IT?!

Nope. Fatboy made my sig. Iunno if he got it from there, but I think it was just coincidence of wanting to collab shit I lurved.

THIS IS CORRECT. I'm a fan of the movie but I don't remember that song being in it.

As an aside, come next April i'm going to be an uncle, so i've been looking up baby sized black clothing that I can put band patches onto.

guys I take back all the bad i said about iron of the maiden

they are brilliant and have a fantastic mascot in the form of "monster man"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AkAx-j9whiA

boy oh boy

At 10/15/07 06:59 PM, Nev wrote: Nearly £50 for a hoodie is a bit excessive.
I hope you like BLS a lot :P.

Oh my yes.

I KNOW ALL THE GOSSIP AND I WILL SELL IT FOR A HIGH PRICE

Also all of you who are reading my thoughts and glaring at me for paying the equivalent of 90 bucks for a BLS hoodie go to hell. It's the only site that I found that sold it.

At 10/11/07 05:59 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:

At 10/11/07 05:42 PM, IrishGun wrote: Kekekekekeke.

A bajillion times cooler

I just realised for the first time that they fucked up the spelling of "hear" in the episode name.

At 10/5/07 04:07 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Oh yeah, I forgot that Sam Is A Disgusting Drunk, That smells of Cheap vodka, Painkillers, And Puke.

She could argue this one of two ways.

1) Whiskey, not vodka

or

2) Don't diss something you're not old enough to get.

At 10/5/07 03:38 PM, Nev wrote: Anyway, you're French :P.

Oh yeah and Canadian != French. That goes in the pile too.

She'd probably also throw in words like "cuntass" "fucksucker" and "yourmom" as well.

Sam told me to continue any arguments for her while she's out for the night. So uhh..
Is>are
Megadeth are fucking awesome, Metallica suck balls
Vikings are pretty metal for Scandinavian bearmen who spend an awful lot of time on boats together blowing horns.
Alcohol is good.
Until you wake up.
But then after the third whiskey with your cereal it's ok again.

More to come maybe, I dunno. I forget all her arguments.

At 10/4/07 09:57 AM, mamatequila wrote: doesn't matter, you aren't gonna win anyway :D

Yeah, I know. What with wonderful submissions like yours....
OH WAIT

NEVER MIND

At 10/4/07 09:40 AM, mamatequila wrote: Fatboy's idea appears to be pretty popular, there's been several that are pretty much the same thing as his.

Now now, obviously Yoink came up with the idea before me but accidentally got caught in stasis for several hours.

And the other guy/s too I guess.

Everyone's blatant cock jokes make mine look subtle in comparison.

Or maybe more obvious? I don't know.

This is not a cock joke despite several other entries being so.

At 9/21/07 05:45 PM, Dark-Phire wrote:

At 9/21/07 05:43 PM, Fatboy wrote: New Metalocalypse video is up. And this time it's not US only it seems.

Oh, other people get a share of crap, too?

Did I mention its more epic and brutal than ever?

Never was epic. Maybe brutal - To the ears, but never Metal-y brutal.

Visually brutal also. And it's epic in a "holy shit check out that troll/monster/battle scene/mode of transport" way.

Oh and also there will be a Dethklok tour of sorts happening soon across the US. I'd post the details but I won't be able to see it so fuck that.

http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeI D=8a25c39215224fdf01152368ad7e0060

New Metalocalypse video is up. And this time it's not US only it seems.

Did I mention its more epic and brutal than ever?

http://myspace.com/metalskool

Faux Hairmetal band who apparently have a regular show in LA which randomly has people from the audience come on stage - ie. Scott Ian, Nikki Sixx.

Amusing in a Spinal Tap sorta way.

At 9/20/07 10:30 AM, Rokuro wrote: Also, wouldn't pirate metal be like the metalest thing EVER?!

"Y-yAHAR me mateys."

Oh my shit.

3 Inches of Blood's first album is pretty much pirate themed, with a series of 3 songs which tell the tale of a ship's captain in battle, then in a storm which sinks his ship, and eventually washing up on an island full of treasure whereupon he dies.