Yup, today was my first day of being a "paper boy" but, English paper boys don't have it easy like those bastard American paper boys, OH NO, none of that casually cycling past and chucking a paper onto someone's front lawn. I have to cycle up some huge bloody hill (well not that huge) and get off, YES GET OFF my bike and walk to the front door of some person and PUSH, yes PUSH the paper through the letterbox and all at minimum wage! (i work seven days a week and get paid £20 every week)
Sarcasm?
Don't try and tell me that my mind has been warped my American movies and that the above is not true at all, because i know over the pond, your just laughing at us as you throw papers where you please.
No, you guys are just swell.
But why am i complaining? I'VE GOT A JOB!.... be it an underpaid and slightly gruelling one, BUT WHY AM I COMPLAINING - oh wait i just did that.
