I want to get into the flight simulator genre. I have an undying love for aviation. Most major sims are on the PC, but my computer sucks ass. Lots of it. Right now, the only thing that can even remotely run on it is YSFlight, and it isn't all that accurate of a simulator. Anyone know of any flight sims on the 360 other than Ace Combat?

Who the FUCK divided by 0!!!!

Come sail away, come sail away...

They have one where he keeps it the whole time, and just sails down the fuckin valley like an airliner.

I've been here, what 750 days? I only have 6300 experience. I don't know the exp/level right now, so fuck it. Good day to you, sirs.

Well, my cousin's the main pot dealer at his school, so I went up his house for the weekend, and he, his friend Matt, and I went about a quarter mile into Patapsco park and they put a bong together in about 2 minutes flat. Matt couldn't toke it up because he had a job interview, and my cousin's dad works at the police department, so he knows what pot smells like, so we all are standing there by the lakeside, shirtless, a cool breeze blowing by, and about 5 bucks worth of pot on the hot end of a match. I took a few hits, and didn't get anything from it. I'll probably try some better quality stuff later.

Eh, I'd planned it when I turned 13, but I started posting less and less.

I'm not 26. To all those I fooled, I salute you, and to all those who figured out, you aren't that clever. I am merely 14. I decided to coincide my reveal with my first bong hit. Oh yeah; more on that later.

At 7/19/08 11:30 PM, lc2000 wrote:

At 7/19/08 11:28 PM, Guardian-Angel wrote: When I was your age, there were only 2 options to please myself: my girl and my hand. Fuck you all and your robots.

yeah great way to masturbate........a big cold handed robot wow

fleshlight much?

At 7/20/08 05:00 AM, JNeuray wrote: Don't worry, your mom and dad are just... 'having fun'.

What, tearing every fixture and surface off of their walls, one at a time, at half speed, while doing the nasty?

GTAIV sucks. Yet I paid 85 bucks for it.

Relating to the "arousal by danger" theory: Simpsons did it.

At 7/19/08 10:56 PM, D-XN wrote:

At 7/19/08 10:55 PM, JoS wrote: Who uses a jellyfish as a condom?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Win.

Eagles > Bear Cavalry

Gravity is nature's deep frying.

David Bowie

Maryland
Meh, I hate the suburbs.
But we have the Army Ordnance museum up in Aberdeen.
Good mountain biking in the country.
Ditto for fishing.
Baltimore, that's another story...

At 5/4/08 11:19 AM, Tribalfusion-X wrote:

Maybe try buying a different kind of socks, or cutting your toenails more often.

My toenails are pretty short.

At 5/4/08 11:12 AM, Tribalfusion-X wrote: Was there nothing sharp stuck in there?

No, just a big ass wad of sock lint.

This happens every couple of weeks, actually...

At 5/4/08 09:50 AM, H-K-S wrote: It was a great movie.

BOO!

:But on the right was these chavs who didn't shut the fuck up.

Happened to me at the Simpson's movie, but they were retards, actual retards with spitguards an' shit. Then there was a little black kid (eight, maybe) who kept yelling, "DAMN!" And his parents didn't give a shit.

My big toe was in agony. I was cleaning out weeks of sock-lint from my toe, and I grabbed a toothpick. I reached under the side of my toenail with the pick, and pull out a giant wad of white fuzz. I pulled it apart, and it stretched a good 1-2 inches across.

At 1/1/08 09:48 AM, SaltshakerClock wrote: Well of course thy have to make a movie, she got herself knocked up at the age of 16, and they are just going to let her off the show for no reason?

Or a special about Columbine. Dylan! Eric! Why are you doing this? We can't make a standoff part, because Nickelodeon goes off at nine o' clock!

At 5/3/08 04:06 PM, Tramps wrote: Britain's Got Talent

One would think that this is a statement. I was to reply "The Stig" but NOOO!

Knob
Ballpene (hammer)
Ballsack (for actual, throwing balls)

Flossed with pubes.
FUNNY; I CALLED HIM GAY!!

At 5/3/08 11:41 AM, Tramps wrote: Every fucking 5 minutes on a music channel, Nickelback - Rockstar is played. It came out like 2-3 months ago

The holy fuck?! More like years ago.

At 5/3/08 01:08 PM, Sistine1408 wrote: Know why?

It's cuz of mah new fucking haircut.

Naw, it's because of your plaid shorts. Or that new Hollister shirt. No, wait, what type of shitty sounds with a rhythm did you have playing?

At 5/3/08 04:09 PM, MickTheChampion wrote:

Ah, the fourth one is never coming out.

Ok, good for you, to each his own.

I could quote the douche himself, Dane Cook, but I won't.

At 5/3/08 04:27 PM, Daddy-L-Jackson wrote: You can't just play one day and make a decision

We played for a couple of hours, taking turns at each other.