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At 11/18/08 11:00 PM, xports wrote: You should do something on how words like "bad" or "sick" came to have opposite meanings in today's english.

ohh I like that, and I'll have to look up an answer myself.

At 11/19/08 12:15 AM, bgraybr wrote: Why the fuck do we have to learn to diagram sentences?

Fuck if I know. Lol that's a good one to put in.

At 11/18/08 11:16 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:

At 11/18/08 11:03 PM, uyersuyer wrote: Why the hell does everybody, often including professional sources, place punctuation outside of quotation marks instead of on the inside where they belong?

I'm just going to jump in here and answer this, as it will bug me if I don't.

Sweet, looks like I have an awesome question with a response!

At 11/19/08 12:16 AM, MonkeyV wrote: "me and him were", or "him and I were"?

"He and I were", actually... "We were".

At 11/19/08 12:19 AM, Samen wrote: "Do You Have Grammar Questions"

Lol I know. You looked at it, though, didn't you?

Learning photography fundamentals is a big part of knowing how to catch the eye and make good magazine covers.

Like proper placement of objects to draw the eye to certain areas of the frame, and a background that successfully catches attention while allowing the eye to wander over the rest of the text (which needs to be flashy and variable).

If you're gonna make an online mag, don't steal copyrighted pictures.

Never mind the fact that you actually function.

King George III

yeah baby

Tip: $1k minimum.

The short: Give me some decent grammar questions, or questions about English in general.

The long: I'm doing a project which includes me making a fake show about English. I need some good questions that I can address with both genuine and sarcastic responses. Basically just ask me what you've always wanted to know, or what you think might be a good question.
If you want to take it a step further to help me out, send me an actual video of you asking the question (PM me and we'll talk about it). I appreciate any question, even if it isn't serious I can use it.

So ask an English question, basically.

Wow, I made a serious post. >.<

Too bad I don't feel like helping.

The irony is that I actually tutor people like you.

Root: open (100%)
Sacral: open (100%)
Navel: open (100%)
Heart: open (100%)
Throat open (100%)
Third eye open (100%)
Crown open (100%)
Nirvana has been achieved.

We'd have a "Photoshop Cancerous Tom Thread"

Guess he didn't chiggity check himself, so he wriggity wrecked himself.

If you piss blood, that's pretty much as dark as it gets.

I think bullies are bad
So I told my dad
A bully heard I was a snitch
Then he beat me like a bitch.

At 11/17/08 10:05 PM, Fantum wrote: Meh.

Way to not read the post, dumbass.

Meh.

Yeah it's a poor base pic.

However, I made him a homeless dude.

At 11/17/08 09:33 PM, xports wrote:

At 11/17/08 09:31 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Really though, that's one of the last places that you want to conquer.

But really, how bad ass would it be if you walked up to your friends saying "Guess who just conquered a whole continent?"

True, if you wanted to forcefully take over the Antarctic, there wouldn't be a lot of resistance. Then you could be on the list of people who conquered massive amounts of land.

It's shared by....some countries...or something.

Basically it's already claimed.

If you like it, good for you.

I frankly don't care.

At 11/17/08 12:23 AM, kokonut10 wrote: Whoever makes these kinds of signs should be shot.

Yes. Shot and then fined.

Pretty sure mine has a motherboard, maybe some RAM in there somewhere.

At 11/16/08 09:57 PM, TOEZ wrote: Autobots rage their battle to destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons...

Right on, brother.

Video tape it and show it to NG.

Rubbing alcohol works like a charm.

At 11/16/08 11:38 PM, Johnny-chimp-0 wrote: No way!

It's true.
Lolz.

Oh snap! A Birthday!

Seig Heil

The unintended consequences of bands.

The next time someone asks me what I have done with my life, I can say say "Not much, but I discovered the meaning of it."

Just make sure that when you're about to splooge, take her head and shove it all the way down.

So, a show about some kids gossiping and pretending to have drama.

Sounds riveting.

You should take it places and just hold it up to people saying "This is my favorite carrot!"