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When you see it... you'll...see a black guy outside the window.

Well...I didn't have ideas.

Well, if it was like youtube, it would just be another spin-off site trying to cash in on the youtube fortune.

At 11/20/08 10:35 PM, zero-gravity wrote: Article I: The pre-existing standard for public restrooms will be drastically increased.

Article II: This shall be enforced by an anual inspection of these restrooms by an employee of the FDA. If these restrooms do not meet the standard the owner of the restroom will be subjected to a $1000 fine for each washroom that does not meet the standard

Article III: All bills in conflict of this one will be null and void. This bill will go into effect 6 months after passage to inform the public and allow the FDA to ajust.

1. There is absolutely no reason for a bill of that size and simplicity to have three separate articles
2. The FDA has nothing to do with restrooms, they're the FOOD AND DRUG administration.
3. Don't make such a blanket statement in article III
My legalese is very rusty, but I'll give it a shot.
There shall be annual inspections of public restrooms by a licensed inspector of the Occupational Safety and Health Administration. Failure to pass inspections will result in a fine to the owner of the facility of one thousand dollars for every restroom that does not pass inspection. This bill shall take effect six months after ratification.
Now, this does not address specifics for cleanliness, and therefore there can be any definition of "clean." Do some elaboration.

At 11/17/08 05:58 PM, sweet21 wrote: its not corn

ROFL
that's a good one

With Obama Condoms, you can never get STDs
wait
"YES WE CAN"

Depends on my mood. I'm in the mood for a reuben.

At 11/20/08 10:58 PM, THEJamoke wrote: Hitler was a yo-yo aficionado and secretly carried one with him everywhere.

Fact.

Norton just kind of takes care of super major obvious viruses, then there's stuff like AVG which will use a little more fine of a filter.

You should also just try defragging your computer, it might not even be a virus at all.

Double Whammy

Or maybe /b/ was a reverence to B.

Within several decades, scientists may be able to apply this discovery to space travel.

At 8/14/06 09:58 PM, ArabFreak wrote: Myth: Masturbation feels good.
Reality: The illusion of pleasure one experiences while Masturbating is actually caused by the simultaneous deaths of millions of brain cells. Is five seconds worth of imaginary pleasure really worth an Eternity in Hell?

Tahts not true, I'm masturbatering evry day and u don't see me haveing ne promblims.

At 11/20/08 08:43 PM, SymbolCymbal wrote: ava you know his wife was really into sick fetish.. she would dress up like a jew and have hitler "Conquer her"

And he succeeded 13 million times.

Daaaaaaamn.

I just came.

Hitler's favorite meal was Spam and eggs.

A lego cow.

Yeah, i went there.

Drain-o will get that right out.

A
But I've stopped arguing my Christian position on NG because it ultimately solves nothing.

Whatever race you are, I made you blacker.

At 11/19/08 09:06 PM, Chymeraxe wrote: That looks like a pretty good knife. Buck seems to be a good brand. This 110 is old, my dads had it for around five years. He gave it to me, so that was pretty cool.

Oh yeah, I have an old 110 myself, probably the best knife Buck's ever made.

Do you know the price on that one?

I believe it was somewhere around $45. It's decent, not built as well as the 110 was, but it's really a great knife for a lower end cheapie.
Found it on the Buck site, it's called Adrenaline. Of course you can find it for cheaper than $68 if you go to a local knife shop or somewhere like Bass Pro Shops.

Whoah there.

This is my trusty Buck, and I've had it for about 4 years now. I don't know the model name of it, though, but I do know there's a slightly altered version still in production.

Thin, compact, and durable. All you need for a pocket knife for general, everyday use. Of course I have others, but this one just feels the best in my pocket, and I'd never carry a bigger one unless I needed something else like one of my survival knives for outdoor use.

I remember the times like that where I would actually do some of my work and everyone would beg to copy me.
I was more of an asshole, though, and I regularly let everyone fail. This in turn made me look like a star pupil.

At 11/19/08 08:12 PM, Fantum wrote: Meh I have a 27" that fits snugly in my little entertainment center, I forgot how much a paid for it, but I wouldn't have spent more than $300, and I think I got it at ye olde Wal-Mart

also worth noting that I'm really not into the HD thing, so...good luck finding an HD TV under $500.

Meh I have a 27" that fits snugly in my little entertainment center, I forgot how much a paid for it, but I wouldn't have spent more than $300, and I think I got it at ye olde Wal-Mart

At 11/19/08 05:14 PM, Raguel wrote: There's probably homosexual innuendo hidden in there.

"Spotlight" meaning dick in the ass.

At 11/19/08 12:29 AM, Peaceblossom wrote: Is there ever a reason to add the letter 's' onto the end of words such as 'backward', 'forward', 'onward', etc.?

Lol no clue. I don't even think it's grammatically correct to put "s" on the end of those. Good question.

At 11/19/08 12:40 AM, Kart-Man wrote: Why is it that "price" and "worth" have similar connotations (price is how much something is worth), yet "worthless" and "priceless" have complete opposite meanings?

This is something I've wondered myself. I shall procure an answer.

At 11/19/08 12:56 AM, Dry-Ice wrote: Then vs. Than

Nice!

At 11/18/08 03:32 PM, STEM wrote: I remember you, used to laugh at your sig of the pope doing graffiti. Ozcar is no longer the general forum phenomenon he once was D:

Ozcar.
Wow, memories.