Recently I've seen many commercials and periodicals dedicated to bringing about the message of so called "environmental concern" to our society. Particularly this advert featuring a naked Harrison Ford.
Here's where my anger stems from : these people are retarded. The major concern over the reduction of CO2 emissions is fucking stupid. Where's the evidence to show that my 1999 Hummer is doing any damage to the environment at all? I'll tell you where. It doesn't exist. That's right! Here's
a fun fact: car exhaust actually helps the environment. They make the air breathable for us humans, and help enrich the rain with many nutrients, such as Vitamin J and Brawndo. Don't believe me? CO2 is classified as a greenhouse gas. What grows in greenhouses? Plants! Therefore, greenhouse gases grow plants. Not to mention, I don't see how ripping the hair off of some old scrooge's tits will save the endangered dodobird. It'll just give him really red tits.
If you're skeptical of any statements I've made, just read up and don't be stupid. My good man LRH has assured me that his credentials are fine and that if you don't believe me than you should read his large assorted collection of educational books for citations. Just today he checked the emissions from my John Dear 1982 Wheat Combine with his e-meter, and told me that it was outputting sufficient levels of karma and EhZZes+'s, and that burning fossil fuels is cleaner than exhaling. Even Reagan said that trees put out more harmful chemicals than cars.
So in short, Greenpeace are genius terrorists and the American automobile market saves the Earth.
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