Honestly, this has gone too fucking far.

How many Clock Crew ripoffs are there now? seven....hundred.....thousand?

It's like every fucking person is a Strawberry of a club.

Honestly, Clubs used to be a cool thing to be a part of, now it's just a farce of NG. I mean look, we have the Lock Legion, The Sock Crew, the Clay Crew, the Spam club, the Balm Club, the Club-a-club-club......

I say fuck it, let people join what they want, and give no attention whatsoever to these fucking ripoffs. Maybe if we don't care anymore, most of these clubs'll just vanish like the idiots that run them, and with a few clubs again, being in a club will be a symbol of status in NG, rather then just a symbol of standard.

I don't give a crap. This is part of the reason I rarely ever come here anymore.

What about "The Flash of tommorrow, Today?" :D

I've been noticing the amounts of clubs, crews, coalitions, legions, associates, and all the other synonyms for "group" are increasing at an exponential rate, and I think people may have trouble keeping track of who's in what club.

Therefore, I propose an addition to NG.

This addition would be a "Club registration form." It would allow any user to form any official club in NG, and anyone wanting to join that club could click a button and apply, and get approved or disapproved by the founder or an equal party!

This also would allow people to keep track of all the clubs on NG, and see what they've been up to. It would feature all websites created, a fannet link, profiles, etc.

Does this sound like a good idea?

Who the fuck are you, and what have you done with Dobio?

You ok, dude?

Wait..what do you mean?
Do you want a web host, or someone to create a site for you?

Ok, so this Lock Legion manhunt has returned what, now?

Yeah. I see perfectly. More jackass locks.
If we leave these Lock bozos alone, they're gonna go away, just like any other retarded club/crew/legion/formation/group/anything else in the fucking thesaurus that refers to organization.

Leave SBL alone, whoever he/she is. Eventually, they'll get bored, and SBL will be some forgotten thing in NG's rectum.

At 6/20/03 01:07 AM, Crono- wrote: yeah its sad that there movies can survive.... it just shows how bad the portal is now

Why do you think I left? NG was in REAL bad shape. I mean, now we have these mods...half of whom I've never heard of in my life....Maybe things will be better...

Still, this LL crap sounds like shit. Whoever's doing this has too much free time on their hands...

Ok, so yeah. I don't go to NG often, but I was dragged back by some friends just become of some idiot ripoff of Strawberry Clock, who had the Excellently original name of "Strawberry Lock" and this thing called "The Lock Legion" were doing stupid stuff.

Alright. I want to know what the hell they were talking about, and why anyone even gives a damn.

On the odd side...wow...100,000 movies...NG sure has grown. I remember when I came here, about a month later the site hit 40,000 movies...Man does time fly...

Anyway, what the hell is this Lock Legion bullshit? Are they just another ripoff of the Clock Crew?

I think Wade's doing this on purpose

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! NG BBS GOING CUCKOO!

At 1/28/03 07:24 PM, Vash-The-Stampede wrote:

At 1/28/03 06:48 PM, Digital_Chameleon wrote:

I suggest we officially boycott any type of the following threads, and variations of them:

PLZ PSOT PRON PIX SO I CAN JERK
_________Is a fag!
How do I become UOTD?
How do I get experience points?
CANADA>USA, PS2>GC, DEVIL MAY CRY> some other asian game...
UD8TED PIK IN PORFLIE!

Don't forget WADE PLZ BAN________, i'm with you.

And let's remember the "Petition to ban*"
And the "The * Club: enemies of *" Threads as well.

At 1/24/03 01:28 PM, izax wrote: 1 down... couple hundred more to go...

What the fuck does that mean? The BC has over 1000 members.

Uhh..Kid...We already have an NG police. We call them THE BLAM CLUB!!!

If you want to make a difference, go sign up there!

Blam Club president to resign

Blam Club Predident MI4_REAL_2001 declared his retirement as president today and appointed Ramagi as his successor in a thread made earlier today.

MI4, who founded the Blam Club, gave this matter a long thought, but reluctantly decided to step down as president. He did so with reluctance.
"I couldn't be prouder that my ambition turned into what it is now. a group of friends I've come to know and love since I begun.
I just find it too hard to leave."

In a response to this matter, Ramagi has issued a press comment about her possible ascension as leader of the BC, saying that MI4 should take a break, and relax, then come back and make a decision.

The current vice president of the Blam Club, Stormwarden, has shown no sign of challenging MI4's decree to make Ramagi the new leader.

Blammers everywhere are learning the news as they come in. Several are sad to see MI4 leave. "Dude, even if you're gonna resign, just stay on as an Honourary Prez or something. But eventually it's up to you to decide. No matter what you say, we'll all respect your decision." Replied Chat room operator Nemesis666.

The members of the Blam Club are now in question of if Ramagi will take their place, or if MI4 will remain, or if someone else will take over. Only time will tell.

At 1/2/03 12:18 PM, CBS9576 wrote: First blam club was a good idea, but it went bad when it turns out that stupid homo's run it. They wouldnnt know a good flash if it was shoved up there ass, they just care about graphics and noise, which pisses me off. Cause anyonecould make a flash look good, but to make a flash with a good plot line and written well, thats real talent.

So by that rationale, something that has stick figures with no noise going off to search for a toilet is a good movie? I don't think so. Most fucking movies here ARE graphics and noise, anyway. You rarely see something with a plot. Hence, that is why the BC blams crap like that.

This is utter nonsense, and I think it's time to stop with this bullshit.

I'll summarize what I said in two other threads about you: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Our Blam Club > Your "Blam Club."

We can take care of multiple members just fine, thank you.

At 1/2/03 12:16 PM, CBS9576 wrote: Wiccan is fuckign stupid, its just a goth with a different religeon just for the sake of being different and unique... but it turns out it isnt. Cause everyone who wants to be diffent is wiccan now. Like you give a shit. Its all crap, a ploy to get attention.

Wicca is not a ploy. It is an actual religion. I know several people who practice it, and I have done a bit of research on it. Not just goths practice it. Other people do too. There's meditation, and a goddess, and all the crap that could make it a religion.

And to set it straight: Christianity < Wicca.

But, I'm getting off topic.

Listen, Wiccan_Witch of the west, Your idea was quite possibly one of the dumbest ideas I have seen on the NG BBS. And I've seen a lot of dumb ideas. Like I said in your other topic, There is only room for one Blam Club in NG, and that's the ORIGINAL!

You guys make me laugh.

So the 1st Blam Club is too big, huh? So you decide to try to rip off the BC name and make your own.

It won't work.

The BC is more than capable of supporting many new members, as the roster list is currently tolerant of the 1000+ members on it. Furthermore, I believe this is just some mindless way to gain popularity and power, and not for the actual blamming. NG does not need 2 Blam Clubs, and the original is fine by me.

At 11/14/02 12:54 AM, a_nonymous_zero wrote: Yes, Santa Claus is a pedophile. Who else goes out of their way to get strange children to sit in their lap?

Catholic Priests?

For my English final, I must write an essay dealing with a topic. This is amazing, but here is one of the topics:

Anyone remember the game KABOOM on NG? The one which the suicide bomber went around blowing up?

Well, I got an article on it!
How Weird!
Anyway, it's got lotsa comments about Fulp.
"The webmaster of the Newgrounds Site, Tom Fulp, 24, said the game had been played more than 875,000 times, and the site contains hundreds of approving reviews."

Like Tom could avoid that.

"Who would choose to asscociate their products with such material? Advertisements on the site range fromj promotions for computer security software and Florida family vacations to come-ons for offensive T-Shirts and outright pornography."

Dammit, We all hate the porno. Even Tom. But hey, NG's gotta make money!

"Mr. Fulp said he has recieved and rejected thousands of calls to rein in the site or take it down."

Thank you Tom! w00t!

I've decided that for my English final, I will defend the name of Newgrounds, and all of free speech!

The article is "Suicide Bomber Game Tests the Boundaries of Taste" by Sam Lubell.
If someone can get a link to the article, it would be appreciated.

I disagree with all of it.
I say Vash and Shrapnel.

This site leads to an area where you can submit your dollar bills and watch as they go about the country.

I'm telling everyone I can about this!

Fun, Huh?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
YES! It's finally happened!
SPAM IS FORBIDDEN!
w00t!!!!

Now that NG's got a heartbeat, let's work on bringing it to being alive.

It seems that with the advent of stupid BAN topics, among others, we can make the BBS a better place AND keep people from spamming by making BBS topics BLAMmable. That's right! BLAM topics that suck!

It'll keep topics from being as crappy as they are now, and everybody gets to be a moderator!

Whaddya think?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I remember capturing that damn JPEG from a cruddy-ass movie entitled "Naked Woman"
I took it, and used it for my own purposes.
Yes, you stole it, but I don't care. I stole it from someone else.

Just one thing: DESIST WITH THE "WADE PLZ BAN" TOPICS!!!

This is stupid.
Just live with the Clocks, or the locks, or whoever fucking else is a PLZ BAN.

I'm fucking tired........

At 11/13/02 06:33 PM, staphita wrote: ITS GETTING WAY OUT OF HAND HERE, HE'S JUST TO F8L

What do you mean "To F8L?"
What the hell is wrong with F8L?

You do know that just becuase you think you can be a mod doesn't mean you have what it takes.
I don't think a good Mod advertises, that is, "Hey, I can be a mod!" "What do you have to do?"

We get this kind of crap in IRC almost every day. The dumbass n00b who comes in with "Hey, can I be an Op?"
Usually that means they aren't worthy of the status, and we just dismiss it.

Want to be a mod? You gotta earn the priveledge.
We all may want it, but only those who truly can do the job will attain it.
The best ones are the ones who keep quiet and obey the rules.
There. Now I'll get off my soapbox for the night.

Consider this a petition.
I think we need to show that in order for the NG BBS to FULLY recover, and to bring ALL the old-schoolers back from the other BBS, we need Moderators, BAD.

Who's with me?

Forgive me for ripping off the BC topic, but I had to post this.
It seems that we, the regulars, must keep the n00bs in check, lest they spam the hell out of the NG BBS.
I say we band together to make sure this doesn't happen. I don't know how, but maybe we can do something! We can't let NG be flooded out by retarded n00bs!

A new person is a person who treats the BBS and portal with respect.
A n00b is an NG abuser. See the diff?