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Response to: Rina-Chan's Home is in Danger! Posted November 9th, 2011 in General

At 11/9/11 11:32 AM, NeutralObjections wrote:
At 11/9/11 11:23 AM, Ryanson wrote:
At 11/9/11 11:09 AM, NeutralObjections wrote: Isn't Rina-Chan like... wicked fat?
Size 7, I think. Not terribly fat, or chunky, at all.
Ah okay. My mistake. I've never seen her and only have had internet speculation to focus my mental image on.

This may help aid your mental image of her.

I really don't get the whole "Runka-chunk" crud; she's practically an angelic matchstick compared to someone like--Susan Boyle. Popular people are just hated for being popular, by people that don't like popularity, I guess...
Response to: 12 Monkeys Posted November 9th, 2011 in General

It's just as the name implies! It's about 12 of YouTube's highly trained monkeys gone rogue; j/k!

Actually, it's basically about a hero that attempts to reverse a uber-massive terrorist attack by the titular group, by "reliving" the past.

A recent close example of this would be the movie Source Code.

Rina-Chan's Home is in Danger! Posted November 9th, 2011 in General

If you live in Alaska, you may already know about this.

If not, make haste and take heed!

Response to: R.I.P social life Posted November 8th, 2011 in General

At 11/8/11 01:57 AM, MatrixGravity wrote: Yup.

Don't make me laugh. If you want to REALLY kill your social life, play these two, instead!

Response to: Hairless cunts Posted November 8th, 2011 in General

At 11/8/11 05:34 PM, SexualEmo wrote:
I feel as if eating a lot of animal products and meat at a young age can lead to significant body hair.
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I would give myself a 9 on the hairy scale and I eat animal products and meat at almost all meals.

Like Scarface has said, I believe hairiness also comes from genetics as well. My pop's side has Native American roots, perhaps the reason his legs are practically hairless (like those you'd see of men with an Asian heritage, like the Japanese). My mother's father, afaik, was hairy.

So don't go believing what you may have heard in high school about something along the lines of animal meat or fat, "puts hair on your balls" (or clam, if you prefer). Let them at least take some college biology classes first!

My guess is that I inherited my hairiness from my mom's side, but may just as well be getting the going bald gene from my pop's (checking the hair-line all the time).

To answer your question in the only way I can:

I used to be a meat/dairy lover for a long time, but not so much after watching the "ASK" and "Healing Cancer from the Inside Out" videos.

If we're just rating ourselves based on 'nad hair, I'd say that as a man, I'm a 9.5, but as a female, 11.

I personally advocate that you NOT shave. Shaving the nads will just make you look more like a baby, rather than a real woman.

For example:

Adult models such as Furry Girl, Hairy Harley, and (sometimes) Honey B, seem to have praise for staying natural and real. They weren't afraid of what other people thought, and kept hair under their arms, their tacos, and sometimes even their legs!

But in the end, it's up to you if you want to get that laser hair surgery done and/or start a plant-based diet. Barren wastelands want to have fun in their lives too..

Response to: Happy Birthday Travis! Posted November 8th, 2011 in General

A Birthday NewGrounds User is YOU! You have achieved the oft-coveted age of 19. Use it well, King of the Evil Aura.

And don't feel down about your size Liquify/Travis; your "short-sworded" idol would never be able to impress his bestest GF, by penetrating even a ROTTING pizza, no matter how much Viagra he took!

At least he compensates by bustin' stuff up and being braver than everyone else...

Happy Birthday Travis!

Response to: Happy Birthday Sorohanro! Posted November 8th, 2011 in Audio

C:/ongrtlns.mh11

Response to: Happy Birthday Addict! Posted November 7th, 2011 in General

A birthday boy is YOU!

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    Nyan Caxx by redminus

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Response to: If you were a girl... Posted November 7th, 2011 in General

If you recognize (and know the name of) the unlinked character above, then chances are, you may have seen "me" on Urban Terror. jajaja

Big fan, really!

Response to: If you were a girl... Posted November 7th, 2011 in General

at least, actually cosplay female characters (or particular versions of them) no one's bothered/dared tried to do (at least Internet wise).

Then finally be able to comprehend the feelings of what its like to have, what I didn't have as a male.

If you were a girl...

Response to: Meanwhile, at NewGrounds... Posted November 7th, 2011 in General

....SATISFIED?!

Meanwhile, at NewGrounds...

Response to: Meanwhile, at NewGrounds... Posted November 7th, 2011 in General

Are you...

Meanwhile, at NewGrounds...

Response to: all girls on the internet are guys Posted November 7th, 2011 in General

At 11/6/11 06:51 PM, Squidbit wrote: I'm a girl

It's pics like these that remind me of the time years ago when a number of us on OutSpark's Secret of the Solstice probably thought this one person on the "post your real life pic" thread in its off-topic forum, was an actual celebrity. It was posted by a person claiming to be "Coley Moley" (of Suite Life of Zach & Cody fame). The RL picture featured Coley holding up a sheet of paper saying something along the lines of "SoS rox! -Coley".

A post or so later, another poster reposted the pic and had altered the text on the paper, saying something like "people can photoshop, too!"

I was floored, and humored at the same time.

I guess with the Internet, as I had ranted on the same sites forums one time, you only know who/what's real when you see them/it in person.

End of story.

Response to: all girls on the internet are guys Posted November 7th, 2011 in General

At 11/6/11 04:30 PM, swaenK wrote: don't ever be fooled into thinking the girl you are chatting with is a girl unless you have verified their gender/identity.

And we know you're not actually a female yourself, because....???

Response to: Ever See Someone You Know In Porn? Posted November 7th, 2011 in General

Haven't seen anyone I know in porn, but I HAVE seen people thatlook like people I've seen in real life.

On a side-note: I remember seeing this picture quite a few years ago (can't believe how low-quality it seems now), of perhaps one of the most famous faces in the industry that had featured an "Actual Yearbook Photo" near the upper right corner. Can't tell you if the yb photo itself is 'shopped, but it seems like an authentic school photo to me. (NSFW!)

Some ppl here would probably loved to "be that guy that knew her in school", real or no. Prycless indeed.

Meanwhile, at NewGrounds... Posted November 7th, 2011 in General

I came across this pic-o-rama via Reddit, and thought it was so awesome, I'd share it here, and in a traditional kind of sense propose that people do a photoshop (unless of course you really have the spare time these Korean artists had; The title of this thread is a play on the post title ("Meanwhile, in Korea"), though that "meanwhile,.." meme thing seems rather common these days.)

Not sure I laughed so hard at art like this in my time. It's just plain awesome!

So, if you could, just shop the 1st image (the one at the top of the picture; just realized it is indeed one BIG picture) at best. See how creative you can get!

Response to: If Ffvii Was Only In Japan Posted November 6th, 2011 in Video Games

We'd most likely see the fanbase of Sega Saturn and N64s fanbase (at least in terms of RPGs) rise. Bernie Stolar would have probably been less hated for his "five-star-no-RPG" stance at SEGA, but even then there's some chance that somehow there might've been an actual Phantasy Star release on the Saturn.

Big RPG names like Shin Megami Tensei and Zelda, would help keep the N64 and Saturn in a great race. PlayStation of America suffers, with only the most loyal SONY people willing to pay big for an import, if Square(soft) was willing to ship some!

Advent Children wouldn't make a lot of sense to viewers outside of Japan, as the movie only reveals little background/details about the characters compared to the game (Cloud who? Why is this Aeris person already dead? Why's Barret's kid white? (ok, they might actually figure that one out).)

I dare say it, Nobuo Uematsu might've just be seen as "just another composer", even if the rest of the world recieves VIII and onward.

Nintendo owners, might be more perplexed than angry to find out that not only is VII not on a Nintendo console , but the fact that it was only released in Japan!

PlayStation users outside Japan, might feel like WTF as well after hearing about some game called Final Fantasy VII that despite its success, wasn't ported. If Squaresoft started their international PlayStation era with VIII, there's a chance that the fanbase probably already dissolved into Saturn-turned-Dreamcast users, or N64 rebels.

The only way Squaresoft would be able to redeem themselves around the world would without question have to be, a public announcement that they will release FFX on the Dreamcast (Stolar would have left by then), which would make sense then, because they'll see more clearly in Japan that the Saturn was more popular, despite the Saturn not getting any of the "32-bit" pieces of Squaresoft gold.

Hearing about Final Fantasy X, ( I don't know about genre demographics all that well), on Dreamcast, would probably swing a lot of Nintendo people to buying a Dreamcast, or they'd probably experience fear and loathing after seeing the absence of VII, VIII and IX, perceiving it something so radically different from the pre-VII days.

Overall, I think Sony would be in some trouble around the world, as FF VII was the ONLY game they themselves published, with Squaresoft only being the developer.

I understand this scenario response I visualized is probably full of a lot of holes 'n' flaws, but there are certainly other things that may or may not occur that I haven't mentioned here.

Overall, I think SEGA would have a better chance of being still in the console business, as it would pracically be SEGA that would save Squaresoft, from its alienation of not only Nintendo, but it's fans around the world.

Response to: Nov. Nac Discussion -brain On Drugs Posted November 2nd, 2011 in Audio

uh, guys? About that promise I made earlier...can I take it back???

j/k
Response to: Remix & Win $1,000! Posted November 2nd, 2011 in Audio

At 11/2/11 08:18 PM, jarrydn wrote:
At 11/2/11 07:25 PM, ClockworkSpace wrote: What an awful song. How can we do anything with that?
errrrrr you just figure it out? there's a million ways to do a remix. maybe start by improving it? ;D

likeJay sez, there are a grand number of remixes out there that are much better received than the originals!

Go nutz!!

Response to: Nac October '11 Result! Posted November 2nd, 2011 in Audio

At 11/2/11 08:48 PM, FaeryTaleAdventurer wrote:
At 11/2/11 08:16 PM, Chronamut wrote:
At 11/2/11 07:54 PM, jpbear wrote:
Either X Sentinal was taken, or jimmypig can't spell his pwn name, but the name outside the parentheses says "X Sentinel" (spelled with two e's).

Fixed

Response to: Nac October '11 Result! Posted November 2nd, 2011 in Audio

At 11/2/11 08:16 PM, Chronamut wrote:
At 11/2/11 07:54 PM, jpbear wrote: wtf is second
jimmypig.

aka X Sentinal.

glad you liked it guys :)

now on to the next NAC - as soon as I type it up.

Either X Sentinal was taken, or jimmypig can't spell his pwn name, but the name in parenthesis says "X Sentinel" (spelled with two e's).

Response to: Nac October '11 Result! Posted November 2nd, 2011 in Audio

*shocked, faints, and keels over an dies*

*Sees Steve Jobs in heaven*. "Hi Steve, just wanted to let you know that my latest submission was my REAL tribute to you. Thank you so much for what you did to allow this Garageband user, to achieve in ways he didn't know he could! What, I got to go back to Purgatory, you say? Well, it was good seeing you, hope to be back for real next time!

*ressurects*

I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy! I really am speechless with what to say, but I did have a promise in mind for a while as to what I'd do no matter which place I got in this NAC and that was: not only will I [temporarily] retire from this, I shall also review every last submission for this month's (November) NAC. If I don't fulfill it, everyone reading this as I type it, will have my utmost blessing to zero bomb EVERY LAST song I have uploaded here.

Chronamut, and all the judges of this NAC, thank you for your astounding votes, and top 4 sig. I shall gladly wear it, to symbolize my respect for what I've achieved and how I've had the chance to move listeners.

Just need to wait til' Tom Fulp and co. update the image size for signatures from 40k to just a bit over 50k..........

For now, I'll wear it in spirit! Godspeed NG AudioPhiles, and goodnight!

Nac October '11 Result!

Response to: Nac'11 Creepy Chronnies Discussion Posted November 1st, 2011 in Audio

At 11/1/11 11:05 PM, OpenLight wrote: Woo! Number 8! Hey, I placed, that works for me haha.

Yes you're number 8 on the aforementioned list, but that doesn't necesarily mean that you will be 8th place, you know?

Chronamut or whomever, will be postin' the official places hopefully soon, so we all know where we're REALLY at.

Good game to all in advance!

Final Fantasy Vii Remake For Wii U Posted November 1st, 2011 in Video Games

Disclaimer: This is NOT an official announcement.This is merely a fabricated scenario. If Square-Enix finally decides that they want to do away with their "loyalty" to Sony, and release the remake for Wii U, better yet exclusively, what would your thoughts be on the scenario?

My personal thoughts like one had said on a similar thread at GameFAQs, "welcome home"; the only thing I think that'd be a hurdle is the fact that [the original] FFVII is essentially the only Final Fantasy gamenotpublished by Square[-Enix] themselves; it was indeed published by Sony instead (perhaps the reason why it seems so much money was thrown at it, with the compilation and movie spin-off (produced by Sony Pictures btw). If the publishing issue, if any can be fixed, then it would work.

We already know that other S-E titles like Dragon Quest X are finding their way on the Wii U, but if Square-Enix decides to do some reliving (think of the PlayStation's Final Fantasy Anthology), I'm all for it. This could easily be a grand compensation to Nintendo for abandoning the N64/SGI (FFVI) demo idea from long ago.

Watching the presentation of Wii U's graphics demonstration, it wouldn't surprise me if S-E would be able to pull off a remake with Advent Children-like graphics. I kind of smile right now thinking about the possible "repeat" happening where after the PS3 demo of FFVII, it's released on another console instead: this time it's back to Nintendo!

Even if games like Final Fantasy XV don't come to Wii U, surely there will be a vast number of Square 'n' Nintendo fans, that would welcome this grandiose neo-retro gift with open arms!

If it comes to Nintendo, it would also be one of the first, if not the first FF game to come to Nintendo with characters designed by Tetsuya Nomura (not to say that's a big deal or anything *cough* Travis *cough*).

I really doubt S-E will really stick around with just Sony and Microsoft with their now apparently aging consoles, and this fresh opportunity should give them a more open edge, until such time that is when Sony and Microsoft finally decide it's do or die time.

Your thoughts, opinions, and inquiries please!

Response to: Nac'11 Creepy Chronnies Discussion Posted October 25th, 2011 in Audio

At 10/25/11 02:13 PM, Acid-Paradox wrote:
At 10/25/11 12:40 PM, XsakuX wrote: btw

What happened to "Acid Paradox - Creepy Mansion"?
I thought this submission was dope :[
I think that i didn't gather all the requirements to qualify for the top 8 , but oh well; next month there will be more BOW CHICKA BOW WOW.

meanwhile here's a image of a sad dog

A-P, look on the bright side: your submission still has a fighting chance in the Halloween contest hosted by Tom Fulp. There's a good chance that the Fulpster is quite fond of chiptunes, and may consider giving it a thorough review, winner or no.

If you win that, I think some even bigger kudos would be in order!

Guys, uh, sorry about that "drama queen" thing, earlier. Personally, I mainly enter these contests for the sport of it. There were some attempts I made earlier this year that never left the ground, but over time, I felt that the NACs I participated in helped me become a better (and perhaps even more competent) musician.

I never minded being the "underdog" (as in unranked songs) musician here, I can flow with that. Was just taken by surprise that ,well, what I thought would never happen, has happened.

I was originally going to just work on the song that I had not finished during the Zombie Apocalypse NAC, even thinking that might sound better, but instead just decided to make use of a newer project, which I just adjusted from what I originally imagined (a bit), to better suit the requirements. I honestly thought that risk would be my undoing in hindsight, but I still pushed myself to make it work in the end.

Oh, and one more thing I forgot to say: domo arigato

Response to: Nac'11 Creepy Chronnies Discussion Posted October 24th, 2011 in Audio

At 10/24/11 11:42 AM, Chronamut wrote:
At 10/24/11 12:14 AM, FaeryTaleAdventurer wrote: We may have a dilemma here: my song was submitted to NewGrounds @ 11:59 PM EDT, but posted on the Creepy Chronnies @ 12:00 AM EDT.
you know what.. I'm really not going to get that nitpicky - it's fine.

Okay! I'm sorry that I tend to be the [late] night owl all the time, though I do try not to be. I really don't want to be one to press your buttons on things like that. I just want to make sure I'm fair to all. So...

*sees top 8 list*

Wait, what the---*? Is that my name......in the top 8???

:-O.....................................
...............................

NAC ppl, especially you Chronamut, I'm beyond honored to have actually made it into this month's top 8. I felt 150% sure that my submission wouldn't fly (no pun intended).

I want to give my highest congrats to everyone, especially those whom I thought deserved to be in the top 8 even moreso than I, that aren't listed.

Everyone in the contest put a lot of work into their stuff, and got their work in on time (something I hope to master real soon).

I now shall face a new challenge, that's perhaps the hardest one I'll ever endure here: judgement.

Even if I only make 8th in the end, I'll feel uber proud,that I made a new milestone on NewGrounds.

k, I'm puttin' a lid on it, the bestest of luck to all!

And remember...

Nac'11 Creepy Chronnies Discussion

Response to: Halloween 2011 Music Submission Posted October 24th, 2011 in Audio

This is as Halloween-y as I can be right now. Enjoy! muahahahahhaha:

  • A Piano Named John <-(FTA)->
    A Piano Named John <-(FTA)-> by FaeryTaleAdventurer

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  • Flying Spider Colony <(FTA)>
    Flying Spider Colony <(FTA)> by FaeryTaleAdventurer

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Response to: Nac'11 Creepy Chronnies Discussion Posted October 24th, 2011 in Audio

We may have a dilemma here: my song was submitted to NewGrounds @ 11:59 PM EDT, but posted on the Creepy Chronnies @ 12:00 AM EDT.

Maybe now would be the best time to "de-semanticise" the due time in terms of if that means on the thread or on NewGrounds...or BOTH (either way, we'll all know better in the future).

Response to: October Nac 2011: Creepy Chronnies! Posted October 24th, 2011 in Audio

BAM!

  • Flying Spider Colony <(FTA)>
    Flying Spider Colony <(FTA)> by FaeryTaleAdventurer

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