hey armin are you deaf i said show newgrounds your unibrow

its a bunch of nerdy faggots with delusions of grandeur who think they can make a difference when really they're just one big collective laughing stock

if this whole stupid scientology raid thing accomplishes anything at all, it will most likely be government regulations on the internet to prevent people from ganging up and attacking others' freedom of religion

show newgrounds your unibrow

At 2/11/08 02:30 AM, Carmoil wrote: THC is fat soluble, and I have heard that it can be stored in your fat and released when you exercise, getting you high a long time after you smoked.

thats true my friend has gotten stoned off his ass from a massage that released all the THC in his fat

At 2/8/08 03:46 AM, MercatorMap wrote: Oh just shut the hell up HAYF

hey faggot that is most definitely NOT hyaf

At 2/5/08 05:15 PM, Elios wrote: Why, i made a movie good sir, that earned a 9.0 / 10, and recieved reviews from Wade, Zerok, Senri, DarkLotusJuggalo, and more.

If you want fame and fortune, don't push anything, and don't shove anything down people's throats. Let the masses come to you.

aAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

first of all, please tell me you don't honestly believe that getting reviews from WADE and ZEROK of all people gives you fame and fortune. AHAHAHAHAH man, good one

second of all, i love how you're all too fucking stupid to figure out this thread is zekey having an argument with himself.... dear god you people are fanatically gay

lmao zeke i thnk i love u

i blame the redesign for attracting a legion of 4chan-esque faggots

ten years gone or the rain song

or misty mountain hop

or moby dick

or in my time of dyin

shit theres too many

At 1/26/08 06:34 AM, homor wrote:

At 1/25/08 11:57 PM, f0d wrote: the nearly unanimous opinion

im preatty sure thats exagerateing.

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by JenadaeXX on 09/27/2007
This was kinda.. um... not that good...
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by GodIsntReal on 09/27/2007
Uh.....Was that supposed to be funny? Holy crap that was horrible. One of the most unfunniest things i have ever seen.
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by ChromaVita on 09/27/2007
Did I just not get it or what? Is it funnier if you've seen the first one?
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by TonyBalls on 09/27/2007
Not funny.
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by TonyBalls on 09/27/2007
If I was Kevin Rose, or anyone at Digg for that matter, and if I was trying to make the website bigger, more popular, or the brand stronger, etc -- I would not be spending my time improving the software, the categories or whatever. I'd be thinking hard about figuring out how to eliminate really stupid stuff like this making the front page.
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by synce on 09/27/2007
How did the original get so many views? The animation isn't too bad, but there's absolutely no humor or point to it.
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by gormenghast on 09/27/2007
I didnt even smile. its just nice animation with tries-to-hard boring drawn out ironic dialogue
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by IndicaDreams on 09/27/2007
I fucking shit you not this fucking shit is not that fucking funny
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by darkside7000 on 09/29/2007
Bury this peice of crap!

virtually every other comment is by an ng member

i couldnt agree more

tankmen has gotten sooo old, it was never really that funny in the first place. but you'll notice nowadays that any flash associated with newgrounds gets a way better score than it deserves, and a lot of users apparently want tankmen to be this site's signature series or something

you'll notice back when tom got tankmen showcased on digg, a lot of non NG users started watching it. the nearly unanimous opinion in the digg comments was "what the fuck was that?" and "not funny at all." it just goes to show what a specialized audience NG has become, and how out of step we are with the rest of the flash world

well this explains a lot

At 1/24/08 01:53 AM, Judzfell wrote: I agree with you, I'm tired of seeing newgrounds full a shit. tis why I left the forums here for about a year now. Then again, people can actually change personalities on newgrounds, so in real life they could be cool

proof that you couldnt be more wrong
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRLkKECjP N4

At 1/23/08 05:02 PM, DaVeB0T wrote: Whats kind of funny is that a few members of the SS have turned to being full time stat whores themselves.

nah trust me buddy, we're all just FORMER stat whores who've seen the error of our ways. none of us vote anymore except on our own shit

Forcing people to watch the flash only guarantees they will load the movie before they exit and vote.

the time limit seemed to work pretty well in preventing some of the dogshit from passing back when it was in place. and, more importantly, it allowed for at least SOME crew flashes to get good scores, rather than having them all banished to 3.3 or lower regardless of quality.

Getting rid of the BP system will only make the number a theoretical and superficial device like the whistle system is.

by number do you mean scores? cuz scores already are a theoretical and superficial device. does tankmen 0.5 really deserve a 4.65? best flash of all time on this site? FUCK NO. but everyones on the tankmen bandwagon so it doesnt matter. most of the older truly amazing flashes have been downvoted out of the top 50 in favor of utter shit like smbz

Not to mention it would piss off much of NG.

tough shit, the stat whores deserve it for fucking over the judgment system so badly

Also, I doubt that you never did your best to take advantage of this system.

i would gladly give up the ability to submit crappy flash if it meant my quality stuff would get fair scores

At 1/24/08 01:29 AM, f0d wrote: yeh and its not even a matter of homophobia, faggot is just the only word strong enough to characterize the members of these forums

of course i mean ALL of you, not just the fab users like this guys sayin

yeh and its not even a matter of homophobia, faggot is just the only word strong enough to characterize the members of these forums

At 1/23/08 04:27 PM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 1/23/08 04:24 PM, f0d wrote: goddd your posts make me sick

Eat garlic, it's healthy

ok!

At 1/23/08 05:55 AM, HotActionYiffFur wrote: f0d, give up.

They suck anyways.

who sucks?

and only reason i keep bumpin this is in the false hope that wade might actually read my post on page 12 and save the portal from being permanently flawed

ugh i mean it cant be THAT hard to reinstate time limit voting, i dont understand why the admins have been ignoring it. bringing it back would help all legit artists, and the only people it would hurt are the stat whores and shitty crews that depend on stat whores.

At 1/23/08 03:37 PM, Zerok wrote:

At 1/23/08 03:34 PM, Tribalfusion-X wrote: Many shit sites being created that say newgrounds sucks and we all do?

And so? Unless you can provide evidence that these sites are wholly detrimental to something, it's a moot point.

goddd your posts make me sick

At 1/22/08 10:26 PM, Ying-yong wrote: By the way, I've seen a couple of times a perfectly legit entry get mass voted up by other crews that have no affialiation to the group, and just want to get the movie deleted. What do you do about those?

yes this actually happened to dailytoons at one point

wade i have a question are you ever going to penalize stat whores in some way for voting before watching flashes? is the time limit voting system ever going to be put back in place? why the fuck did you guys get rid of it in the first place?

i mean shit, right now you can see as well as we can. the judgement system is in shambles. its not just because of the shitty spam crews, its MUCH more the fault of anyone with over 5000 blams/saves, or any fucker who frequents the wi/ht forums. they seemingly dont watch ANYTHING before they vote. EVER. and why should they? the voting panel pops up right away and you allow them to make a judgement on a flash based on nothing more than the title, description, and coauthors.

the problem also goes deeper than just bad flashes passing judgment. very good quality flashes, as much effort as crews can put into them, are going utterly unnoticed. you cant just say "oh dont be fooled by a flashy intro vote 0 on these!" because some really do deserve to pass. that sort of attitude is what causes very high quality, high effort crew flashes to pass with a scores lower than they deserve, which is a far worse problem than a crappy flash passing. its that attitude that makes people automatically assume that EVERY flash made by a crew deserves a 2 rating. the stat faggots would rather not bother with actually watching flash when a 2 vote has always been such a reliable protection point for them

imo you need to fix this. please for the love of god bring back the time limit voting panel or things will continue to get worse

At 1/22/08 06:24 PM, notorious wrote: wow a newgrounds award how valuable!

yeh man they mean SO much to so many people

lmao hey kk members ive seen the lolicon on your hentai forums dont act like you arent a bunch of pervs as well

minigrills.biz

this is like the SS busted thread part 2 only everyone is a whole lot fuckin gayer

At 1/22/08 05:40 PM, Joe-Cool wrote:

At 1/22/08 05:38 PM, WadeFulp wrote: We could report him to the FBI based on the fact he insists on posting images of children while expressing his love for them, and he states he wants to be a public school teacher.

Like I said, it's over. The school teacher thing WAS a joke by the way.

ahahahahah someone got spooked

At 1/22/08 02:25 PM, Sinitron wrote: hey food you fuckhead this guy is obviously some kind of belgian stop wasting your time

finish part 13 prick

At 1/22/08 04:49 AM, Joe-Cool wrote: Not a child predator.

in 40 years when you're old, lonely and losing your mind, my bet is you will be desperate enough to go through with it

Anyways, I'm pretty sure a point I made earlier got lost in all arguing, so I'm going to post it here. If it's legal to marry a girl that's 13 in New Hamphire, then why is it wrong to want to marry a 13-year-old anywhere? And if nature decides a girl is ready to get pregnant at 12 or 13, why is society deciding that it's wrong to be attracted to her?

its not legal ANYWHERE for someone over 18 to marry or fuck a 13 yr old. sure theres probly a rare case of 2 dumbfuck 13 yr olds from new hampshire who ran away from home and married each other. but its never acceptable in any society for an adult to fuck a minor... except maybe africa.

and ahhaahaha you think a girl that age is ready for fuckin child birth? shit her pussy is probly so tight, the baby would get stuck on the way out. not to mention it would have a difficult time sucking the milk out of her tiny titties. regardless, if a girl has a baby at that age and doesnt get an abortion, her life is pretty much ruined. nature definitely did NOT intend for them to give birth at that age... otherwise, women would reach their sexual peak at age 13 rather than age 30

its not society that decides what is attractive necessarily. we're all wired differently, but the majority of men find attraction in attributes that only adult, mature women have. big tits, nice ass, curvy figure. why? because those are signs of fertility. if you are attracted to itty bitty titties, flat asses, and young undeveloped bodies, the bottom line is you are wired differently than the rest of us buddy.

i have never in my life seen a 13 yr old who wouldnt be a whole lot hotter if you gave her 5 years to develop

ten bucks says joe-cool ends up on dateline

if i say "niggur" today will it get me in more trouble than it normally would?

cuz i would fucking LOVE a good long ban