Wait, your table is completely fucked up... I can't tell whose stats are whose

Hi, please rate my tempura shrimp

Hey did you guys know the Bible says that those who are unsure about whether they believe in God or not (agnostics, I guess) are punished more severely than those who are decisive (athiests). I'm not sure how its relevant, but we discussed it in my English class.

Have you seen this website?

Someone should make a flash like that.

Yeah, man. Only 1:24 am here. That is kinda late, but nothin major, considering I'm free to sleep in as long as I want tomorrow.

Christians are constantly trying to convince athiests to believe what they believe, so what is the use in you trying to get them to not believe what you don't believe?

At 7/15/05 04:05 AM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote: But then again there is time zones.

Fosho... in Cali its only 1:13am... I guess that's still early in the morning, but nothing compared to the time where you live.

One thing I don't understand is why there are so many Californians on NG... I mean its a really nice state weather wise, especially if you're on the coast, so why the hell aren't we outside more often? It's a good question. For me, I'm just lazy and like to sit around all day.

PA or CA sounds about right.

I mean, you're from PA and I'm from CA!

At 7/9/05 02:08 PM, EclecticEnnui wrote: I like "Horse With No Name" by America. Catchy tune.

I wouldn't call that country at all.
I would probably call it classic rock (because its on the classic rock channel in GTA SA), although there isn't much rocking going on. Still, great song.

At 7/9/05 02:11 PM, sketch0587 wrote: My Job Sucks

GET THE FUCK AWAY, I'M TRYING TO PLAY HERE!
Cussing little girl = lol

At 7/9/05 02:05 PM, -X-Naut wrote:

At 7/9/05 02:04 PM, Chumbawamba wrote: ramagi has the highest, and there is no sure way to figure out how many times you must whistle something in order to gain the Diety whistle level... Good luck doing it, though.

Only one user can have the Deity whistle level.

Actually, more than one user has it. I forget which users though.

to word searchbar

At 7/9/05 01:55 PM, americanchinker wrote: to word searchbar

You are my mother fucking hero

I'll admit it, although I wasn't expecting it, that search did make me laugh.

http://www.newground../topic.php?id=139349

Before that, he was best known for having the most submissions on NG

At 7/9/05 01:19 PM, fukmehardNpullmyhair wrote:

Two exceptions to the horrid country music rule: Willy Nelson and Johnny Cash. I have respect for those guys. I still don't enjoy their music though.

u forgot another good one jimmy buffet he rocks out

LMFAO Margaritaville makes me want to spew vomit everywhere.

At 7/9/05 01:20 PM, DevoLver wrote: i do like bluegrass. but country now-a-days is just way too 'poppy' for me. i've actually been to a few barn dances before and line danced to some bluegrass.

I have nothing wrong with bluegrass because I haven't heard it much. But it's just that banjo and fiddle stuff right? Nothing to really hate right there.

I don't know much about country genres and all that, all I know is that throughout middle school I had to suffer through the pain and agony of listening to country music every fucking day in the carpool. It made me want to pull my hair out.
Every single horrid country song I listened to was so sappy it made me want to barf. Every single one also seemed to sing in a twangy, whiny voice, even in the 'happy' country songs. And you could hear and understand every fucking word of the god awful lyrics. I also REALLY hated the people who listened to it and forced me to listen to it. They were the absolute, bottom of the barrel, complete and total white trash redneck dumbasses. Their kid almost flunked out of middle school. You have to be pretty damn stupid for that to happen.
Thankfully, I never have to listen to it again since I've gotten out of middle school, but my brother had to suffer through the same carpool in the same middle school. They started playing Toby Keith who was singing about "why did we invade I-rack? Were you here the day those towers fellll"
So, in other word, not only to I utterly and completely despise the sickening sound of country music, I also have little to no respect for those who listen to it. I downright hate the people who make it.

Two exceptions to the horrid country music rule: Willy Nelson and Johnny Cash. I have respect for those guys. I still don't enjoy their music though.

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Depends on the state.

I heard it was 14

Randomness works the best for me (my favorite flashes)
Also, any time that a situation is presented and you think you know how the joke is gonna go, then something totally and completely unexpected happens, that gets me cracking up (Reno 911)

I also like some kinds of satire.

First of all, speakonia voices pwn.
Second of all, bad languae is customary.
Third of all, their flashes are of awesome quality.

Because he's not like that in real life, he just pwns the internet.

Now YOU on the other hand......

OH SNAP!

This is the most well known user I've ever seen become UOTD.

At 7/9/05 12:51 AM, Ozcar wrote:

At 7/9/05 12:50 AM, Gigabit wrote: but he..kinda shows you how to do it. it's not something you wear, it's a trick with projectors and such..and some special cloth or something..

|Well, if that's a blue screen background and he's wearing blue clothes, it can be easily edited on any PC...

I guess that's how it was made....

Silly Ozcar, look at the other videos. It's real.
They show you how they did it and everything.

There's already a thread for ideas. No need to send some to Tom.

I can't believe that's real.

Very interesting. But since it has to do with projecting an image, I'm not sure it has any combat purpose or anything like that just yet

At 7/9/05 12:31 AM, gotunks4 wrote:

At 7/9/05 12:23 AM, Birdy wrote: Just about anyone with numbers is unoriginal and makes me sad.

Unoriginal? It's the opposite dumbshit, it makes their alias unique.

Completely wrong. It usually means that your original alias is taken. Therefore, it's completely unoriginal.
Even if a number has some relevance, it still looks ugly to most users.
I would suggest changing you name to just plain "gotunks" or possibly "-gotunks-"

RIGHT AFTER you saw BonusStage at the nude beach.

erection

At 7/9/05 12:23 AM, intumescence wrote: pokemon_trainer[insert stupid alias] and PowerRanger[insert random color].

they really need to shut the fuck up.

Your face really needs to shut the fuck up.

LOL @ users who cant take a joke.

C41