At 6/15/09 12:37 AM, HandsomePete wrote: Apparently the new slogan is meant ironically, because the portal has become more "samey" over time. It's incredibly rare to see something like AHATWI80D or anything as simple, yet clever as that.

i agree with a lot of the other stuff you were saying about the portal declining when the spam crews stopped submitting. but i dont agree about afro stud

i think the ATWI80D stuff was abysmal. it was one of the reasons i stopped organizing dailytoons, people assumed that because our flashes had the same name every day they were the same thing everyday just like his stupid shit. less and less people watched, more and more people voted 2 without watching, and as a result the only way to get even remote attention was to PM tom and beg like an idiot for front page

you want your work to stand alone but at the same time its such a tiny and idiotic audience that still actually judges the flash that come through the portal, its not an accurate guage of quality anymore and it never will be

At 6/6/09 06:33 PM, Zerostar wrote:

At 6/6/09 01:53 PM, f0d wrote: Cris I'm really disappointed in you. This is a low blow to me and everyone else who worked on Dailytoons. What about j00bie? Mightydein? Adam Ant? Starberry? SevenStar? FiveStar? Where is the collaborative spirit that the whole fuckin series was based on?

You're fucking scum. I hope your girlfriend gets another abortion so you'll never have any offspring

Too bad Dan. I was the one who payed for the production of the series, so I owned 100% of the Dailytoons franchise. I'm sorry you didn't want to put money down on the studio, but it's not my problem! And why don't you go poke some more craigslist skanks you skinny fuck!

you know what, cris? suck my fuckin dick, i did ALL of the work on the prestigious Dailytoons© series and i deserve the ENTIRETY of this revenue. i can make more money without your sorry ass and your shitty "once daily" concept. i quit. this partnership is over

and stop calling me at awkward times asshole

i hope your cell phone game business goes down the tubes you fucker

Cris I'm really disappointed in you. This is a low blow to me and everyone else who worked on Dailytoons. What about j00bie? Mightydein? Adam Ant? Starberry? SevenStar? FiveStar? Where is the collaborative spirit that the whole fuckin series was based on?

You're fucking scum. I hope your girlfriend gets another abortion so you'll never have any offspring

At 5/30/09 09:29 AM, awsomepunkdude wrote: i dont know why people think its an shit series.

maybe because there is no artwork, originality, or talent involved?

At 5/27/09 01:28 AM, JohnnyUtah wrote:

At 5/27/09 01:25 AM, Stamper wrote:

At 5/27/09 01:02 AM, Jdisasoldier wrote: I personally hate the new layout. I usually open 5-10 games and Flash movies at one time in tabs, and with this new damn autoloading crap, I have them all trying to play at once.

You open up 5-10 flash games at a time? Negro what you NEED to open up is the damn classifieds and load up a JOB OR A LIFE

GOOD JOB NEWGROUNDS I USUALLY OPEN A BUNCH OF GAMES AT ONCE AND WRITE 5 NEGATIVE REVIEWS AT THE SAME TIME BUT NOW I CANT. ITS LIKE NEWGROUNDS IS YOUTUBE BUT ITS NOT AND GREY AND ORANGE. I DONT LIKE WATCHING MOVIES, I JUST LIKE CLICKING PLAY THEN CLOSING MY BROWSER FUCK YOU NEWGROUNDS IM GONNA GO TO YOUTUBE NOW CAUSE ITS THE SAME THING

i guess thats one way to ignore a valid point

all trolling aside, cant you guys just make it so the flash doesnt load unless you click it once? think vimeo.

its pretty good. weird sex scenes. i like his other film children of men a lot more though

nice screen cap tom hehehe

At 5/10/09 05:52 AM, 36Holla wrote: Why did these artists do this?

Because they're tired of seeing the same formula be adored by teenagers on this site

Because they're tired of seeing the same jokes being done over and over again.

Because they're tired of the same artists getting attention off a sole franchise and not striving to improve.

sure

but mostly

its because of these:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/reviews /494508

i mean really these reviews have everything! such variety! dumbasses who completely missed the point of the flash! inarticulate idiots who closed the flash after 2 minutes! horny faggots who want more brawl sex scenes and were disappointed by the ensuing gayness! infuriated nerds adamantly defending their right to enjoy videogame related trash! pretentious douchebags giving 10 paragraph lectures on why we wasted our talent! overly sensitive pussies defending against the "slander" of rina chan and kirbopher, even though neither of them give a shit!

these reviews encompass everything about newgrounds that we love to hate. these reviews prove our point better than any of our animations could ever hope to. these reviews are the real reason we made the flash.

At 5/9/09 11:58 AM, K111 wrote:

At 5/7/09 04:06 PM, Smidly wrote: For fuck's sake why are these still popping out of Rina-Chan's cunt?

best freaking inalagy ever.... ya its kinda getting old

please tell me you didnt just say inalagy

At 5/8/09 03:53 PM, SeanJoystick wrote:

At 5/8/09 02:03 AM, f0d wrote:

theyre talking about the thing brawl funnies is satirizing. but obviously the satire flew right over your head

I liked your part f0d but that that was pretty much it tbh

yeh brawl funnies paled in comparison to metal gear funnies

but the reviews are still funny

At 5/8/09 01:32 AM, Ilmater wrote: It was a shame. I'm pretty disappointed at the fact that a good animator like Rilt was even involved in such a mediocre attempt at a collab. I don't know how they got on the front page, I wouldn't even have given them the pleasure. It just flat out sucked. It wasn't funny, or witty, or even vaguely watchable.

lmfao they arent talking about brawl funnies you idiot

theyre talking about the thing brawl funnies is satirizing. but obviously the satire flew right over your head

there is no possible way the street fighter collab can be anywhere near as awesome as 3-ali

despicable

cr0m

anyone who still thinks weed is illegal because its harmful is a complete moron

why?

because it was a stupid fad from the beginning

bedn is homeless now no one gives a shit about him

At 1/18/09 03:00 PM, Ericho wrote: He made a lot of videos without claymation on his YouTube page.

yes and theyre all absolute garbage

just like his klay

i fuckin loved this film even though i hate wrestling

its brutal and hard to watch but the acting is absolutely top notch mickey rourke is perfect

ucla

great now blockhead is on the network from which all its humor is derived

congrats to hlg and psi

i love how tom posts robot frogs as if hlg was the one who animated it lmao

depends

zigzag if i want to have a more relaxing high
blunt if i wanna have a head high
backwoods if im with black people and want to get extremely fucked up

but i usually just hit it out of the grav or smoke out of a pipe

At 12/18/08 07:05 PM, Lasse wrote:

At 12/18/08 06:58 PM, squeakytoad wrote: Lock Legion, a group similar to the Clock Crew but never as big.

just as shitty

yeah agreed, theres a reason that pretty much all the flash crews have died off. the biggest ones like the lock legion and clock crew haven't really evolved at all in 5+ yrs, they're still tweening around the same old symbols as always with just a few rare exceptions.

i like mp3lock though he made some interesting dailytoons back in the day, so im glad he got a tablet

congrats ryan u deserved it

i like slintas glad he got one

At 12/5/08 06:02 PM, MindChamber wrote:

At 12/5/08 05:52 PM, Doomhammr wrote: That's a true example of the American can-do spirit.

whoa, youve been here since 2000 and this is your first post in 8 years???

he had the common sense to avoid the bbs

"look at my dick!"

tom you should send him an extra wacom just for coming up with that line

oooh great choice blordow is a wonderful animator

wally's work is one of a kind, i can only imagine how good it will be on a tablet