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How the hell would he else be able to catch them all if he isn't an immortal 10-year old boy?
And to think that there are constantly new ones every season!

At 4/23/11 11:33 PM, Squidbit wrote:

At 4/23/11 11:20 PM, EmEmEm wrote:

At 4/23/11 11:20 PM, Xavierthewarlord wrote: I have a problem with raping everyone I meet.

Strange, I get raped by everyone I meet.

I rape myself every time I meet somebody. It makes a terrible first impression most of the time.

Tell us about the time it didn't make a terrible first impression.

81 seconds, damn,
I suck at this game :(

I'd probably just shoot my brains out, hanging seems like such a chore :/

If i had a unicorn, i'd probably ride it.... ....eww..

I must ask, is the N-word so sensitive, that you may not use it even though it's not in discriminating context?
Can i not say:''Ginger uses the same letters as ''the n-word'''', even though it's just a fact and not supposed to discriminate a certain group of people?

At 4/14/11 10:55 PM, RyderOmega wrote: Well, it's just another great game series that will soon be fucked over by Hollywood. When will Hollywood figure out that great games should just be left alone, as games.

I'm just gonna go lie down, drink scotch, and hope everything doesn't turn out to be as bad as I think.

switch game and hollywood in that post, and it makes sense.

Why bother trying...
Movies based on films always suck.
Name one game based movie that scored fresh on the tomato-meter.

Pour it down your anus, that'll smash you good.

Wow...
That is the very exact situation situation that i'm in.
Holy shit...

Hot damn, that was good!
You guys do any fighting sport?

guns????
Ooooh you mean those things in call of duty, yea i'm an expert on that,
Tell you what, i did mw2 on VETERAN, YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON ME!

:Just kidding :3

If you keep adding a number 1 higher to 1, like 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8 etc., Until 36, you also get 666,
IT'S A CONSPIRACY I TELL YA

At 4/11/11 09:37 AM, BlackmarketKraig wrote: I noticed that you included a Tiger handheld as well as a couple of Game & Watches (one early model and a later Super Mario Bros. one), are you going to include all of those handhelds or are those three representative of the dozens of titles?

Anyway, that's an interesting album, kudos, you should put them in chronological order, if that's at all possible.

Also; where is Atari Pong? Did I miss it or did you?

You shoudn't even start putting in pong consoles in there...
There's a gazillion of them, and the don't differ much from one another.

At 4/10/11 07:34 AM, crapatflash wrote: Recently I noticed this weird small lump on my chest, just at the bottom left of my sternum. It feels solid, like a lump of bone. It's strange because I've never noticed it before...

Should I be worried?

I've diagnosed you with hypochondria.

That's the exact same subway sandwich i always eat!
...eww...
I... feel kind of dirty now!

My biggest game disappointment was my first sonic game, shadow the hedgehog.
Everything about it was terrible, gameplay, graphics, guns.
I really hated it.

At 3/21/11 02:14 AM, Toki911 wrote: Gears of War 2. The first one was like my favorite game and is still up there, what with the super good graphics for the time, good campaign, and one of my favorite multiplayer experiences. Then two came along. No Kryll, my favorite locust, no Berserkers, my second favorite, and a painfully easy final boss. The multiplayer was poorly optimized at first then to this day, it still doesn't seem as balanced or enjoyable to me as the first one was. The new graphics and a couple new gameplay elements were nice, but just writing this short review has reminded me how much that game pissed me off. I'm hoping for the best for Gears 3, though.

They're fixing it in gow 3
They're not going to put more in it, they're just going to make it perfectly balanced.
I hated the mortar in gow 2, i couldn't snipe for shit with the shockwave every 2 seconds of that mortar.

When price isn't an issue i'd take an xbox.
Online is just so much better on it, i never have any issues on it.

Still, pc is better.

Oh, nevermind :3

At 4/2/11 02:13 AM, SeeD419 wrote:

At 4/2/11 12:34 AM, logic wrote: The day level lost

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGfZuMo1l zg

NEVER FORGET

A second video on level's ownage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1y_L5nuX Ng

What did they guy do to deserve this?
Did he kill some of your dogs or something?

I'm liking the new update.
Although, too bad 2 of my 3 first wolfs committed suicide by jumping into my garbage disposable bin.
It's technically a hole in my basement with a lava source block in it, so you can figure out what happened.

But i found a pack of 9 wolfs now, so it's all good :)

Well that's like, not really like, my area of like, expertise either, like wtf?1!

Smelly strings, huh?
I haven't ever had that issue, i can't imagine what it would smell like...
Just like.. metal, i suppose?

I don't think she looks good at all, what do you see in her that makes her so unique to you?
Those incredibly huge lips?

Good news!
Too bad there's no adult swim in Holland.
By the way, i have breast cancer.

At 3/27/11 01:43 AM, crapatflash wrote: Cock jokes.

That would make sense.
All level icons replaced with dicks.
Higher level golden icons replaced with black dicks.

At 3/25/11 11:11 AM, grime-reaper wrote: When are they going to make a good one? Here's the latest one to launch in my region. It's terrible. Read the article on Apple and you'll see what I mean.

I've written about it here.

So, the whole magazine is crap, because their opinion on apple and microsoft differs from yours?
I don't really like apple that much Either though, so many things don't run on Snow leopard that it feels like
i'm using an ipad, but bigger.
I do like my iphone though, it's nice.

At 3/18/11 06:13 PM, Alchemist94 wrote: At least Justin Bieber can genuinely sing.

Pretty sure you can pick a better singer just off the street, though perhaps not a voice in such pretty packaging though.

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